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Politics › Re: Nigerian Who May Become First Black British PM by Kanwulia: 7:19pm On Aug 21, 2014

He has a NIGERIAN FATHER . . . . but he is A BRIT! PERIOD! kiss

Just like OBAMA has a Kenyan father. . . .HE IS AN AMERICAN. . .. PERIOD!

A full-blooded AFRICAN can NEVER be allowed in ANY KEY GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY IN ANY PART OF THE FOREIGN WORLD!

Factoid! kiss

THE PASSPORT YOU CARRY IS WHAT YOU ARE!
Was he born in Anambra state? cheesy

Please. . . . YOU IGBOS ON NL SHOULD STOP CLAIMING WHAT YOU DID NOT BUILD!

The only thing UMUNNA can claim from ANAMBRA STATE IS A DROP OF IGBOTIC-SPERM! kiss

An ABSENTEE father. . . . .from ANAMBRA STATE!

So proud of his WHITE MOTHER! SHE GETS ALL THE CREDIT!!! kiss

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Who May Become First Black British PM by Kanwulia: 7:10pm On Aug 21, 2014*

eaglechild: That is baseless and so uncalled for.

Bennett died after his car ran into a lorry carrying logs along the Onitsha-Owerri highway in Anambra. [size=20pt]Bennett had been splitting his time between London and Nigeria[/size] – where he unsuccessfully ran for the governorship of Anambra State and had taken a stand against bribery.

Typical OPPORTUNIST!
FROM 'LABORER' TO 'GOVERNOR'. . . .
Instead of sitting home and looking after his family. . . he is busy running from here to there. . . like a typical RESTLESS AFRICAN NOMADIC MALE!

Were they married for love or for PAPERS?
He ABANDONED his wife and children to GO AND RUN INTO EKENE DILI EKEWENSU in NIGERIA WHILE DRUNK abi? cheesy

Was CAMILLA-PATRICIA the "ROTTWEILER" his only wife?
Those 2 children were HIS ONLY CHILDREN in this world before he died?
HAS HE EVER VISITED NIGERIA OR AFRICA? grin

I don't know!
Just asking questions!
Happy for UMUNNA!

Family › Re: Your Thoughts by Kanwulia: 7:04pm On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY:

kanwulia baby fear God.our God is a merciful God at the same time he is a consuming fire

The "GOD" has done his/her WORST. . . .by KILLING his BAZZZZZAD-"SON" from an ADULTEROUS HARLOT who invited o HOLY GHOST PHALLUS in the middle of one HOT NAZARETH NIGHT. . . . HA!
Why should I fear then? cheesy

Politics › Re: Nigerian Who May Become First Black British PM by Kanwulia: 7:00pm On Aug 21, 2014

1000 years after colonialism!
His MAMMA is white!
No wonder!

His "LATE" IGBO "DEDI" WAS PROLLY back in AFRICA with his 7 other wives!

LIKE OBAMA. . . .LIKE SONNY BOBBO. . . .

UMUNNA!!!!! grin

Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Kanwulia: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2014

Oh jes o!
Where were we?
Cheating men?
Oh please!
Next topic! kiss

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Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Kanwulia: 6:49pm On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY: Haaaa fight ke?

we can never fight because I understand you perfectly, it's when I didn't understand you that your posts used to provoke me.now I understand that behind thosr sarcasm and funny posts lies deep hidden truths if you look deeply with inward eyes. I have learnt from you a lot sha

as per the pictures it portrays my facial expressions and moods as I read your posts

It is all good!
Errrrrrm? How can you convert the azzzzontHOLES of NL? grin

If you can h-understan' moi, why not others witi E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI SYNDROME?
Oh wella! Na dem SAKA!

Thanks! I appreciate YOU and your NL presence. You dey make this place FUN GAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! grin

A much-needed breath of fresh air from the usual LOCCCCCCCAL-ETHNIC-GANGLIONS without BRAINS! grin

As dem go tok for Biniland.

OWESEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Thanks) kiss

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Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Kanwulia: 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY: Kanwulia baby. You're always too funny. Why do you refuse to be a comedian and join the likes of basket mouth

I take life easy o. . . . With lots of laughs! It just comes naturally darling!.
(Since I am your baby. . .can you be my darling. . . .at least till our next fight? wink

) Muchechecheche. . . .

You and your ELEGANT pictorial subtext!
I am loving them tooooooo musssssssssssh! grin

Damn! Wish I could wear make up like that!

But my skin go peel finish with OVER-WASHING!
Naaaaaaaah! I love close to NATURAL as possible!

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Crime › Re: Four Get 42 Years Imprisonment For Drug Trafficking by Kanwulia: 6:28pm On Aug 21, 2014

Onuchukwu from NASARAWA Y ke? shocked

DIAAAAAARRRRRISSSSSSSSH Goddddddio!!!!! grin

Family › Re: Why Do We Do It? by Kanwulia: 6:21pm On Aug 21, 2014

A sign of spiritual POVERTY!
I don't hassle or hustle for souvenirs at events!
A lot of crap and JUNK!
I was already present at the occasion and do not need a REMINDER! kiss

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Family › Re: Her Father Is Bisexual. She Knows, But Her Mother Doesn’t. by Kanwulia: 5:16pm On Aug 21, 2014

Every woman knows. . . . .unless she is DAFT! kiss

Bisexuality does not HIDE in the bedroom! kiss

THEY HAVE SOME VERY PECULIAR HABITS!!!!
Unless you are blind. . . . You can't miss them! #1. . . . .THEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ANAAAL SEXXXXXXXX!!!! kiss

I have been with some! kiss

Stay out of it!
If you CAN KNOW. . .. .the wife already knows. . . .but is in DENIAL.
OR VISITING ADEGBOYE. . ..THE DEHYDRATED FROG. . . . . Every night for a permanent cure. . .. .IN HER DREAMS!!!! grin

Family › Re: What Is Your Take? by Kanwulia: 5:12pm On Aug 21, 2014

Mind your bizz card!
Because those who are fond of BUTTING in. . . . are the WORST HYPOCRITES with the driest skeletal remains lodged in the BACK OF THEIR THROATS. . . . .and UP THEIR AZZZZZZEZ!!!! kiss

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Family › Re: Your Thoughts by Kanwulia: 5:05pm On Aug 21, 2014

More naturally-good!
Until bad experiences SCAR them for life!

Like a certain "GOD" that created a wonderful garden and put not only a tree with a "forbidden" fruit. . . . But a SERPENT as BONUS !
What a MARCIFOOL "GOD"! grin

Family › Re: Father Asks Strangers To Photoshop A Photo Of His 6-weeks Old Dead Daughter by Kanwulia: 5:01pm On Aug 21, 2014

Nicccccccccce!!!!! kiss

Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Kanwulia: 4:58pm On Aug 21, 2014

Who cares? undecided

Their prerogative!
Frankly, I have NEVER CARED! kiss

Nothing to do with me.
Never been embroiled in such affairs for mundane/mediocre sentimentalos! kiss

Soooooo, after cheating. . . . . .DID THEY FIND HAPPINESS or influence the STOCK MARKET? undecided

Free world o! Me sef get plenty-plenty MARRIED boyfriends o. . .plus HAPPILY AND CONVENIENTLY MARRIED! cool

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Family › Re: I Do Wanna Knw Ur Take On Dis Issue. by Kanwulia: 4:53pm On Aug 21, 2014

No wonder EBOLA kam from Africa!
DORTY peeps!
You for kukuma use ya MAMA used tampon or SAVED, SOAKED MESTRUAL PAD na.

Haba! grin

Family › Re: The Woman by Kanwulia: 4:49pm On Aug 21, 2014

samflexxy: e ain't funny

The truth is ALWAYS BIRRRRRRA! kiss

Anyhoooooo. . . . .I only gave my CANDID opinion.
Feel free to add yours! kiss

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Family › Re: The Woman by Kanwulia: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2014

A CAREER is more fulfilling! You have chances of getting PROMOTED! kiss

In marriage, YOU ONLY GET DEMOTED OF FIRED! cheesy

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Family › Re: 9 Reasons Dad Should Also Take Paternity Leave! by Kanwulia: 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2014

No AFRICAN man should get paternity leave!
Except he was PHYSICALLY present in the delivery room and did the OMUGUO himself! kiss

You don't reward idleness with more IDLENESS! kiss

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Family › Re: Help! my ex want to leave her hubby for me by Kanwulia: 4:24pm On Aug 21, 2014*

Sooooooooo, what makes you think she will be happier with you? SHE FAILED ONCE(for many reasons) in her marriage . . . . .and will FAIL again because of the EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE she will carry from MARRIAGE TO MARRIAGE! kiss

Anyone that leaves ANY SPOUSE for another is NOT THINKING RIGHT! The problems remain UNSOLVED! kiss

She is a RESTLESS woman. . . . Who cannot face marital challenges.
She will run out of YOUR OWN HOUSE. . . . and follow ANOTHER EX in her FACEBOOK account. . . Less than 3 years after getting married TO YOU OR ANOTHER! kiss

The main problem with novices in relationships is that they are OFTEN VERRRRRRRRRRRRY VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DELUDED strong feelings last for ever! HA!!!!!

It is easier and much faster to fall out of LOVE and LUST! kiss

It only takes a MINUTE to fall and stay in love. . . . .but takes LESS THAN A SPLIT SECOND TO FALL OUT OF LOVE!!!!(If you are like me oooooooo. . . . . grin

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Smart EXPERTS like us. . . . .have learned to KEEP THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS!

We do not give up NOTHING for ANYTHING or EVERYTHING! cool

Variety is the spice of life. . . .and NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT. . . .but CHANGE!!!! kiss

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Family › Re: SNAPPED: When Women Kill by Kanwulia: 4:06pm On Aug 21, 2014

I have been there many times. . . .but refuse to SNAP!
I will NEVER give into such extreme passions of LOVE and HATE!
I have learned to REMOVE objects of aggravation and stress from my presence!
The reason I will ALWAYS maintain AT LEAST 2 HOMES!
I will always maintain a VERY GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT STATUS. . . . without depending on NO GOD, MAN, WOMAN or CHILD for my peace of mind!

Self-therapy is CHEAP. kiss

Take VACATIONS AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY. . . . Maintain a balance between your family and professional lives! kiss

Never underestimate the DESTRUCTIVE POWER of HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN WOMEN!!!! kiss

Unfortunately, RELIGION is believed to provide all cures! FALSE!

Fasting and praying never cured any PSYCHOSIS!

Bipolar disorder is HEREDITARY! kiss

Marriage will make YOU MAD. . . .If you feel imprisoned! FACT! kiss

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Family › Re: My Younger Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand! by Kanwulia: 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY: I don talk my own already. Let him lock the dstv when he's going out. If she choses to be promiscuous, it's her life. Open the door for her let her explore her sesuality. Am tired of all adults trying to bend dried fish.

She has passed her formative age but breaking the ops rules in his own home should not be acceptable. Op has his problems too and his sister is his moms responsibility to face. Deal with yours and forget hers.age go make am get sense

True dat!
She needs to be in ile baba e ooooooooooh!
SHE LOST THE MAJOR HOME TRAINING in her formative years!

Only a LADY can teach a girl how to be a LADY!
Only a REAL MAN can raise a boy to be a REAL MAN!

With both attentive and loving parents alive. . . .the sky is the limit! kiss

Politics › Re: Buhari, Atiku, Tinubu Make APC Bot by Kanwulia: 3:47pm On Aug 21, 2014

Meeeeeeehn!
See HEAVYWEIGHTS!

2015 is gonna be interesting!

Wey BABANGIDA and OBJ? grin

I dey laugh ooooooooooh!!!!! grin

Family › Re: My Younger Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand! by Kanwulia: 7:54am On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY: Kanwulia
Loretta
efemena
chilli sauce
Great God
sophyrocks
pickabeau
god my strength

your attention is needed here

You nor wan help? grin

You know I only like MAN-WOMAN wahala ke! wink

This "sister" mess I can understand.
No hopes for the girl.

The reason I WILL ALWAYS SAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT RE-MARRY WHEN THEY HAVE CHILDREN TO RAISE!

While their father is busy satisfying his blokos, the children are left to raise themselves!
There is nothing the OP can do. He needs to face his life! PERIOD! kiss

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Family › Re: Childless Couple Burns Holy Bible by Kanwulia: 7:37am On Aug 21, 2014

SAMBARRY: Speaking of extreme level of frustration and ignorance.
Wonder how some adults will be letting prophet, imam or native doctor deceive them in 2014.
when fertility drugs haven't finished

Common sense is flushed down the drain with awon "we must born from awa nyansh" POVERTY-STRICKEN Africans ke! cheesy

If they are religious, they can't be the brightest star on a foggy night abi? cry

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Family › Re: A Friend Found This On Is Wife Phone by Kanwulia: 9:59pm On Aug 20, 2014

Oh dia!
Dem don begin quote me! cry

I SMELL A DEH-LI-CIOUS ban!!! grin

*I need PAWA. . ..time to get ourra bed and EAT SOME FOOD. Ammmo need some STRENGTH. . .for some strong NL FORE and HIND PLAY today. . . . Time to SHYTE first* cool

Family › Re: A Friend Found This On Is Wife Phone by Kanwulia: 9:58pm On Aug 20, 2014

Kanwulia: JOHHNY MO . . . .JOHNNY MOOOOOO. . . .
Sele BOBO on. . . .pon da beat!

Someone looking for THEIR JOHNNY!!!!

Oya. . . . YEMI ALADE!!!!

YES! She needs to be sent PACKING! She got a LOW-DOWN GRADE!!!! A AGRICULTURAL BUSH FOWL!

*Na disi kain NL JAYBEEZ fat face and belle the woman take WAKA GO? Not even witi DJ XCLUSIVE? see DULLING! MTCHEEEEEEEEEEW*

Family › Re: A Friend Found This On Is Wife Phone by Kanwulia: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2014

JOHHNY MO . . . .JOHNNY MOOOOOO. . . .
Sele BOBO on. . . .pon da beat!

Someone looking for THEIR JOHNNY!!!!

Oya. . . . YEMI ALADE!!!! grin

*Na disi kain NL JAYBEEZ fat face and belle the woman take WAKA GO? Not even witi DJ XCLUSIVE? see DULLING! MTCHEEEEEEEEEEW*

Family › Re: Childless Couple Burns Holy Bible by Kanwulia: 9:45pm On Aug 20, 2014

Haba!
What an overkill!

They did not need to go through childlessness to do the needful!
Living in NIGERIA made me do just that! kiss

"ONISHE" my foot!

From one CULT to another!
For fruit of the womb and blokos wey full for all the gutters of the EAST? cheesy

Phacking ILLITERATES! grin

Family › Re: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Suicide by Kanwulia: 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2014

Suicide?

As this LIFE dey SWEEEEEET me so? shocked

How I go DIE leave NL for my H-ENEMIES?
Not an option o! grin

Family › Re: Before And After Marriage by Kanwulia: 9:36pm On Aug 20, 2014

1stCitizen: Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage is a lasting insanity brought about by a collective paranoid delusion called 'love'.

GBAM!

Source please! wink

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Family › Re: Before And After Marriage by Kanwulia: 9:34pm On Aug 20, 2014

BOTH change!

They become real actors/actresses in the DRAMA of their LIVES!
No FAKING!!! grin

Now. . . THE DRAMA can be a COMEDY or TRAGEDY!

Or a combination of BOTH! A sheer battle of WITS.

Not for the WITLESS! grin

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Family › Re: Has Any Of Your Childhood Friends Helped You In Life? by Kanwulia: 9:32pm On Aug 20, 2014

Nah!
Have they helped THEMSELVES first? undecided

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