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Mommy and daddy. . . I love theeeeee for ever!!!

yellowpawpaw: RR leave kanwulia alone!

Most times she always say d truth.
Not like we, pretenders.

Amen!!!!

I LOVE NORTHERNERS!

Defi-'NAT'-ly(inserts OSHOGBO YINGRISH HIA) a most superior breed of NIGERIANS! Lord Lugard was not wrong!

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS WRITE UP!

I really hope these NORTHERNERS WILL CHOP HIS MONEY LIKE THEY CHOPPED OBJ'S DURING HIS THIRD TERM AGENDA MESS!

My belle go sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

He will be looking and feeling like an OVER-PHOCKED, UNDERPAID ASHAWO WEY NOR FIT CLEAN NYANSH FOR SURE!!!

Mu che che che che che che

SAY WETIN DEY 'APPEN? ABI NA WHO DIE?

Not my portion!
Amen!!!

Is he the only man in my world?

If na juju. . . e nor go work. . . .I BIND HIM TO LOOK ELSEWHERE PLEASE!!!MAY HIS NECK NEVER STRAIGHTEN IN MY DIRECTION TILL HIS MAKER CALLS HIM O! Amiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin o! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!!!

I only need him in old age. . . not now when I am still 'browsing'!

Tufiakwa I say! I nor dey for that una 'CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE' piece of old shyte staring me in the face for 40 years of MATRIMONIAL WILDERNESS!!!

TUFIAKWA TO THE HIGHEST PAWA!

What will happen to all these HOT DUDES AROUND ME?

I dey krase?

Royal Roy: Haaaaaa.....Kamwulia recommend someone to confess to GOD? Am I dreaming? Abi someone hacked ur account ni?


I feel your post though....very funny but some hardcore truth are in there!!

Nice One!

ONLY BECAUSE IT IS HER FAITH. . .nor mine o!
Tufiakwa!
I can NEVER repent for a past I thoroughly enjoyed. . . .

If she thinks her 'so-called' past is HEAVY-DUTY dirty. . .she should wait for the future as AN "AFRICAN, OKIJA-OGBONI, CHRISTIAN WIFE"!

Mu ha ha ha ha ha

NA WINCHCRAFT she go h-enter next. . .or go phock one pastor to givvam HOLY-GHOST BELLE!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

6AM already! chai!!!! NA TELEVISION AND COOKING I DO ALL NIGHT. . . .

Next thread please!

First of all. . . .YOUR PAST HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR PRESENT. You are only paranoid because YOU THINK YOU CANNOT HAVE A CHILD. So, it is the end of your world! Huh! I am sorry for you.

You have been blessed with a rich, LUCRATIVE past. . .I WOULD BE PROUD OF IT!

Your mother died mysteriously. . .too bad! MOVE ON!!!

You must let the past be the past sweerie. . .NOTHING TO CONFESS. . .BUT TO YOUR GOD!

If the BABA keeps chasing you in your dreams. . . ASK HIM IF YOU OWE HIM. . .THEN GIVE HIM A DIRTY SLAP!

As for those aborted babies. . .if their mouths are opened with money in them. . .SNATCH OUT THE DAMN MONEY FROM THEIR STOOPID MOUTHS FOR IT IS YOURS. . .AND THEY ARE YOUR DEAD BABIES TOO. . .SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SEND THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. . . TO REST IN PIECES IN THE ABORTION PITS OF HEAVEN OR HELL. . . shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!

Finally. . .if I were you, I WOULD NEVER HAVE MARRIED A CHRISTIAN. . . open your mouth. . .HE WILL JUDGE YOU, THEN NAIL YOUR AZZZE TO THE CROSS. . .EVEN WITH A MORE SORDID PAST THAN YOURS!

Before YOU got married, YOU SHOULD HAVE REJECTED CHRISTIANITY IN TOTALITY. . . .BECAUSE, THE ONLY EMOTION YOU CAN EVER FEEL IS THE GUILT OF HYPOCRISY!!! YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NOW. . .BUT YOU HAVE NO JOY, PEACE OR HAPPINESS. . . WHAT A RIP-OFF! WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER? YOU FOR KUKUMA CONTINUE YOUR ARISTO WORK JEJE KE. . . I PREFER YOU AS AN ARISTO BABE. . . YOU WERE MORE FUN. . .THIS CHRISTIAN WIFE SHYTE. . .NOR FIT YOU AT ALL!!!!! SEE ALL THE STRESS WEY YOU DEY GIVE YASELF BECAUSE OF HUSBAND AND PICKIN? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!

You asked not to be judged. . . YOU HAVE ALREADY JUDGED YOURSELF.

I only have one question to ask you? WHAT THE PHOCK ARE YOU ASHAMED OF?

Are you the first to have 10 abortions? EVEN THOSE WITH 20 PER YEAR. . . MARRIED TO MEN WHO HAVE DRIVEN THEIR EX-GIRL-FRIENDS TO 'ONYE-CHEMISTS' FOR 2000 ABORTIONS PER YEAR. . .OR MARRIED TO YEYE ABORTION DOCTORS WHO PERFORMED 100 PER DAY have become grandmothers and grandfathers.

PLEASE, ENJOY YOUR LIFE. . .AND STOP BEING HARD ON YOURSELF.

If you decide to 'confess' shyte. . . marry another woman for your husband. . . or allow some 'silly-looking GREMLINS of aborted ARISTO-babies' to torment your life. . . with one YEYE babalawo kpa-kpa. . . .

YOUR BIZZNEZZZ. . .I NOR SEND!

YEYE DEY BOOM! YOU WAN QUENCH BECAUSE OF 'FRUIT OF THE WOMB'?. . . .ONLY A CHRISTIAN WILL FORGET HIS OR HER BLESSINGS. . . TO CONCENTRATE ON WHAT HE OR SHE DOES NOT HAVE FOR SURE. . .RUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBISH!!!

BTW. . . IF YOU ARE FEELING SO 'BORN-AGAIN-ISH'. . . you berra RECALL YOUR SISTER FROM THE ARISTO BUSINESS. . . SO THAT UNA 'BABA' AND ALL YOUR DEAD BABIES WILL NOT PURSUE BOTH OF YOU WITH MENTAL ILLNESS TO UNTIMELY DEATHS. . . . .OUT OF THIS SWEEEEEET WORLD OF OURS!

THAT SAME BABALAWO WEY HELLEP YOU GET ABUJA FLAT, PRADO JEEP AND HUSBAND. . .CAN GET YOU A CHILD TOO!

Bottom line. . .BE TRUE TO YOURSELF ALWAYS. . .FOR WHAT IS YOURS IS YOURS. . .AND NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Erm. . .only parents who have these kinds of 'children' can share their experiences o!

I nefa reach that stage, , , BUT SHOULD IN CASE OF INCASABILITY. . . . I will love him or her NO LESS. . . nor be my pikin?
His or her failures are MY FAILURES and vice versa. . . we shall be in it TOGETHER. . .SIDE BY SIDE. . .till the very end!!!

MONKEY NOR FINE. . .BUT IM MAMA LIKE AM LIKE DAT. . .Simple!!!!

MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL. . .

NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!! TILL SOBRIETY SETS IN!!!

Even if he is only marrying secretly for 'papers'. . . . .If I were you. . .I WOULD GET RID OF HIS AZZZZE FAST, like he gat rid of mine.
Case closed then. . . No child, so nothing to tie you to the man.
Good move, get on with your life. . . YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE NEXT AVAILABLE DUDE MAY CLEAN UP YOUR SYSTEM. . .

I know many couples who separated and later went on to have children with other people!
Oh gal. . . this is your chance!
SEIZE IT!

The charter school has its own set of rules. The school's dress code states, [size=20pt]"hairstyles such as dreadlocks, afros, mohawks, and other faddish styles are unacceptable."[/size]

"They didn't like my dreads," said Tiana.

Well, you broke the school rules. NEXT TIME, BUILD YOUR OWN SCHOOL AND KEEP YOUR DREADLOCKS!

Good move by the school!

Defi-"NAT"-ly a day care of ritualists!

Only Satan know what the woman has in her breasts! TUFIAKWA!!!

HIV++++ + CANCER!!!!

Among members of the 44 elders committee were former Senate President, Ken Nnamani, Sheik Dan Zangar, Rev Yusuf Turaki, Bishop Thomas Okpor, Maj Gen Patrick Aziza (rtd), Senator Victor Ndoma Egba, Bishop C.N William, Sheik Dahiru Bauchi, Prof Jibril Aminu, Gen Yakubu Usman (rtd), Gen Haladu Hananiya (rtd), Prof Jerry Gana, Dr Olusegun Agagu, Dr Okwesileze Nwodo, Senator Tunde Ogbeha, Chibudom Nwuche, Saidu Umaru Kumo, Chief Innocent Chukwuma, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu, Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe, Chief Solomon Lar, Alhaji Abba Dabo, Lili Gabari, Senator Ibrahim Mantu, Bode Olajumoke, Prof Jibril Aminu, Senator Umar Hambagda, Alha Musa Liman, Aisha Aliyu Zamfara, Aisha Alhassan, Sam Ode, Senator Ayoola Agboola, [size=20pt]Patricia Etteh,[/size] Dr Eze Kano and Alhaji Danlkadi Maidugu.

Hmmmmm!

PDP is still PDP. . . !
PDP WILL NEVER MERGE WITH APC. . . NEVER!!!

Yes, the NEW PDP and APC will team up to decide issues against JONATHAN. . . but that is it!
ANY MEMBER OF PDP THAT LEAVES TO JOIN APC IS A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
Let PDP SIT IN PDP and fight JONATHAN. . . .APC IS A USER-PARTY. . . .just like FFK!

APC will only 'phock' you and dump your azzzzze. SO, UNLESS YOU WANT SOME CHEAP PHOCKING LIKE ATIKU DID. . .go to APC and enjoy a 'cheap fling'. . . THEN RUN BACK TO PDP. . . YOUR REAL HUSBAND!!!

Shikena-shikena oooo. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hxumbx76L4

Na wah-wah!
I just love the way the press shields 'big men'. . . .
No justice in Nigeria from the media or judiciary.

What a WILD-WILD-WORLD Nigeria really is!

Nice to see he has moved on. . .WHILE BIANCHARLOTTI shuts up for good!
I hear you sir!
If Nigeria breaks away. . . where will you get your fresh supply of IG-BWH-ORES TO PHOCK?

Yet m0r0ns on and off NL keep looking for HOE-NATHAN'S IMPEACHABLE OFFENCES!
Until he climbs their mothers abi?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehn Ehn?
Which wan be this one again?

OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKU. . . .TELL ME SOMETHING WEY NIGERIAN MAN NOR FIT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?


What is all this?

Nothing can make Jonathan succeed. He is grossly incompetent, he doesn’t listen, he doesn’t even understand the issues. I am sorry! I know the man more than those that are shouting with Jonathan because when he was my friend, none of them even knew him. I knew Jonathan as a deputy governor in 2002. That was when I first met him and we have been relating. So, all these new found Jonathan lovers should just shut up. I know him and I know what he can do and what he cannot do. So, please, they should just leave me alone. [size=20pt]Those that want jobs can go and take jobs. I don’t want.[/size]

Gbam!

I love NORTHERNERS!!!! They are NEVER SYCHOPHANTS!

There will be NONE. . . Nigeria will be in state of EMERGENCY!

They are proposing that Oghiadhome be made a minister. But some are opposed to ministerial appointment for him because of the cold war between him and his political ‘godfather’, Chief Tony Anenih.

This OLD FART has hands in everything in EDO STATE. . .the reason the state will forever remain in the doldrums!
Good news. . . ALL GODFATHERS DIE ONE DAY!

I can't wait!

Defi-'NAT'-ly a better breed than that UNCOUTH Jonathan and his FAT WOBBLY WIFE!
I prefer a NORTHERNER ALWAYS!

Goodluck Amaechi. . .You are not my choice!

ANY NORTHERNER. . .EVEN IF NA BOKO HARAM HOUSEBOY!

Yet no road to their villages!
Still dependent on GENERATORS!

AWON Tuwo, Nkwobi, GBEGERI and Egusi soup ARISTOCRATS!!!!

Mtcheeeew!!!!!!

Like the 'BLACK' race can ever be more HALF-INTELLIGENT than a 'YELLOW' race. . . not to mention a 'WHITE' race!


Unfortunately for NIGERIANS, the world knows and understands them FAR better than they would ever know!

Pity!

And a damn shame!


Nigeria = DEDI BODI WEY NOR SABI SAY IM DON DIE. . . !

Mu he he he he he!!!
I laugh in 'FLAVOUR N'ABANIA'!!!

OBA OF INTERNATIONAL WHO-RES FROM AN ANCIENT ASHAWO KINGDOM!

Even if your in-laws were rude to your parents. . .it was quite UNCOUTH to ask them to leave!
YOU ONLY DO SUCH THINGS AFTER THE MARRIAGE HAS TAKEN PLACE!
Your parents are NOT the ones getting married and HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPOIL THE HAPPY OR DOOMED DAYS OF THE YET TO BE MARRIED!

YES! YOUR PARENTS WERE EVEN MORE RUDE AND DESERVE TO APOLOGIZE!

Case CLOSED!

Toto and uterus do not equal 'motherhood'!
Classic example!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYZwV_ky8Z8

R.I.P.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDuTPh8I8Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyymOnb1W8

What part of NIGERIA ARE YOU FROM? Definitely not EDO STATE!
These kain women stay dey reign FOR H-INSIDE NIGERIA OR AFRICA?

Na all these kind 'boys' dey turn out even WORSE than their PAPAS!
YOUR MAMA NOR FIT FIGHT FOR HERSELF?
Abi na only to open nyansh 'born' pikin be her work?

Even the most NATIVE-illiterate women in my family would coped better. . . ! Dem men fit 'play' ludo outside. . .BUT KNOW NOT TO DISRESPECT THEIR WIVES! YOU CANNOT TRY IT!!!! ILLITERACY OR NOT!!!! YOU ARE A DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD NIGGER!!!!

There are many things OBVIOUSLY lacking in your mom to warrant such behaviours from your dad!
When children start fighting their parents' battles. . . SOMETHING IS MOS-DEF WRONG WITH THE WEAK PARENT ONLY!
I can never blame ANY man for disrespecting ANY woman. ONLY THAT WOMAN GIVES HIM THE OPPORTUNITY!

YOU NEED TO FACE YOUR OWN LIFE. . .OR YOU WILL BECOME WORSE THAN YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER COMBINED!!!!

PLEASE. . .CHECK WELL! YOUR MOM SOUNDS LIKE A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY PASSIVE CREATURE. . .AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE WHEN MARRIED TO ANY NIGERIAN/AFRICAN MAN. . . . NO OFFENSE!

Why are they hiding?
Abi dem nor know say the fight for DEMOCRACY in the jungle of AFRICA get price?

PHOCKING COWARDS!

Some are writing 'tributes'. . .others are writing 'obituaries'. . .na waya o!
What an ironic world we live in. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1438888/read-worst-obituary-written-dead

So 'biology' makes women mothers?

Let me go and pay tribute to my LA COOKARACHA. . . .IN MY CLOSET FOR LAYING EGGS TOO!

Please. . .tribute to GOOD MOTHERS ONLY! WHO PLAY THE ROLES OF BOTH MOTHERS AND ABSENTEE FATHERS WELL!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyymOnb1W8

Good to see the country-'playboy' has moved on from the BIANCHARLOTTI mess!
I love his 'swag' sha!
Not to mention his IBB gap-tooth!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eueqkNgv9Xw

So IGBO WOMEN LOVE TO PHOCK MAD YORUBA MEN?

THE POLICE RESCUES THE VICTIMS THEY HELPED TO KIDNAP!

This is good news!