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Why is it important to sleep on the same bed?

If you are GODSDIVINEFAVOR. . . . You don't need no man to sleep in your bed!
You cannot serve YA GOD AND BLOKOS!

Perhaps. . . YA GOD and his DIVINEFAVOR are in ALREADY in the bed with you EVERY NIGHT and it has become way too crowded for your husband to compete with the almighty HOLY GHOST'S BLOKOS!

Just saying. . . . .Start by changing your name. I will not be getting in bed with any man or woman with the 'divinefavor' of "GOD" or "ALLLAH" in his or her name! It would feel like phocking GOD OR ALLLAH for sure. . . . .TWA!!!!

holyfather: I don't need you to notice me.
you're probably the one jobless.I scarcely have time for people like you,just that i couldn't get myself to ignore that poo you typed up there.
and let me ask,u've got a man in ya life?
if u've not,go get one and start learning to how to love him.men are precious.
#justanadvice

Hmmmm. . . .

Only a desperate woman will type such trash!
Men are precious indeed.
Because you never knew ya daddy! And you had STEPS. . . SNAKES AND LADDERS brothers and uncles who could not keep their fingers OFF YA CLITO! Prolly gang---rap ing ya anuuus too from conception to death.
EWU!

*now phock off my posts. . .holyfather indeed! holy murderer!. . . .i don't plan to start or end my day with an ijjiot likey ya*

kekakuz: weed I hate the smell of that thing.
it gets my baby high

I see na HBP wan killy ya so. . . NO ESCAPE FROM A JERKY NEIGHBOR.
All the best!

holyfather: what's this one saying?

You can''t read. . . you can't understand.
But I have noticed you sha!
If you don't have anything to do this weekend. . . go and use ya azzze to 'market' some ads for Seun. . . he needs some income BADLY! I see 6 empty NL addy squares. . . not even one SINGLE FAKE INSPIRED 'OTU' ONE!

*even some jobless NL RECYCLED OLD BAGGY whooores are putting mouth in this marriage mata too. . . .? Diarrris goodiooooo CHAI!!!*

SAMBARRY: roftl I was about asking the same question o

I really do not understand some of these posters and their insane urge to get personal on a faceless forum
The height of imbecility!

Sorry. . . you can't do A THING.
THIS NA PUBLIC H-ENEMY #1!
Just beg him for some WEED for you and your ENTIRE FAMILY to cool you down!

Na die you wan die so!

davidif: Are you single or married?

Na wissh wan konsine ya?

OLUJOSHINS: He wakes up early everyday to go to work to give U a comfortable life.

He beat the traffic with all the driving tactics his brain could possibly gather just to ensure He sees Ur happy face before U go to bed everyday. Putting on a calm & happy look for U despite being exhausted inside.

He occasionally buys clothes for the wife & kids just to put a smile on Ur face, without caring for himself.

He pays that ultra expensive school fee (three times in a year) for U & Ur sibling without giving U the faintest idea of what He goes through to produce that money, and will still produce money for christmas & easter cloth and chicken For the kids and His wife (without buying clothes for himself) just to make his family happy.

He is the strong voice that will respond to any strange knock at the gate, just to make U feel safe.

Yet U feel He does not deserve a break simply because no be him enta labour room.

Tell me- who bought all the pampers, napkin, baby oil, bathing stuff, baby food, feeding bottle, baby clothes & all other thing that the mother will use to cater for the baby?
Who payed for the ante & post natal that the mother went through to bring the baby to life?
Even the labour room U are talking of, Who paid for it?
And as a matter of fact, Who put the baby there in the first place?

Na wa for african ladies ooooo.

Where do you think you izzzz?
In your village farm?

Buy pamper for who?
Na Odi pay for MAMA PURITY aka MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE'S labor room for H-America?
You must be referring to the 'local' house-wives of women in ya village for shuaaaa. . . . Mtchew!

lastpage: So ALL Non-African fathers are physically present in the delivery room?

What a daft supposition you just made?

And to think not being present in a delivery room ............is termed idleness?
Jeez, damn the "witch" who robed you of your intelligence, if you had any, ab initio?

Lastpage!

Using you to practice anger management.
*ignored*

Tallesty1: I know a frustrated lady when I see one.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . . .

*taking my TRIPOLAR meds first before replying. . . . .*

SAMBARRY:




baby fire
baby hot legs

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

The woman for that pic dey for crutches, and the man dey for wheel chair. . . .WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO with IKE and Tina!
Abeg pose for camera jor!
Till death do we part!
WAY TO GO! AMEN!!!!

Nice photo!

The child will learn to stop crying ke!
What a robust kid. . . looks like a 20 lbs thanksgiving turkey!

CUTE!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAyedun: Some cases of unresolved political assassinations in Nigeria

Dele Giwa October 19, 1986 Lagos Parcel bomb Unresolved

Babatunde Elegbede May 5, 1994 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Lekan Owolabi March 1995 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Captain Tunde Ashafa June 11, 1995 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Mr. Alfred Rewane October 6, 1995 Lagos Shot Unresolved

David Izegwere December 1995 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Kayode Awosanya January 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Tajudeen Abiola (Mrs.) February 9, 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Alhaji Sama Kano April 8, 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Admiral Olu Omotehinwa May 22, 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Irene Obodo (Mrs.) June 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Alhaja Kudirat Abiola June 4, 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Chief Adejola Balogun June 15, 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Esther A. Tejuoso (Mrs.) September 19,1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Alhaja Suliat Adedeji November 14, 1996 Ibadan Shot Unresolved

Toyin Onagoruwa December 1996 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Engr. Adesoji A. Dina September 1998 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Kola Tokunbo January 31, 1999 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Patrick Okoye January 31, 1999 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Sunday Ugwu September 9, 1999 Enugu Shot Unresolved

Igwe Francis Nwankwo February 15, 2000 Anambra Shot Unresolved

Nicholas Okhuakhua June 2000 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Mohammed Shuaibu September 2000 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Obatou Mumbo October 17, 2000 Onitsha Shot Unresolved

Idowu Braimoh November 5, 2000 Ondo Shot Unresolved

Joseph Osayande December 4, 2000 Benin Shot Unresolved

Chief Layi Balogun December 10, 2000 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Monday Ndor August 19, 2001 Port Harcourt Shot Unresolved

Onyebuchi Ede August 23, 2001 Ebonyi Shot Unresolved

Chibueze Idah August 23, 2001 Ebonyi Shot Unresolved

Ogbonna Odimbaiwe August 23, 2001 Ebonyi Shot Unresolved

Ifeanyi Nnaji August 23, 2001 Ebonyi Shot Unresolved

Odunayo Olagbaju December 20, 2001 Ife Shot Unresolved

Chief Bola Ige December 23, 2001 Ibadan Shot Unresolved

Mr. S.A. Awoniyi January 7, 2002 Abuja Stabbed Unresolved

Eyo Eyo April 2002 Calabar Shot Unresolved

Ifeanyi Igbokwe April 18, 2002 Lagos Shot Unresolved

Musa Dayo May 9, 2002 Bauchi Shot Unresolved

Christopher Ogbonna May 26, 2002 Nsukka Shot Unresolved

Maria-Theresa Nsa June 11,2002 Cross River Shot Unresolved

Chief & Mrs. Barnabas Igwe September 1, 2002 Onitsha Shot Unresolved

Mr. Ogbonnaya Uche February 8, 2003 Owerri Shot Unresolved

E. Emenike February 13, 2003 Imo Shot Unresolved

Theodore Agwatu February 22, 2003 Owerri Shot Unresolved

Emily Omope March 3, 2003 Ibadan Shot Unresolved

Marshal Harry March 5, 2003 Abuja Shot Unresolved

Bala Mai-Haice March 17, 2003 Yamal tu Deba Shot Unresolved

Ajibola Olanipekun June 21, 2003 Ibadan Shot Unresolved

Aminosoari Dikibo February 6, 2004 Delta Shot Unresolved

Lateef Olaniyan July 16, 2005 Ibadan Shot Unresolved

Peter Eboigbe August 11, 2005 Benin Shot Unresolved

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/01/how-rights-abuse-led-to-killings-in-nigeria/

http://www.thetidenewsonline.com/2010/02/15/political-killings-and-survival-of-democracy/

NO RESOLUTION; NO SOLUTIONS ; NO RESOLVES............CASES GONE COLD.

R I P to them all

If I MENTION tribe na, dem go say I dey fian trobu. . . .

Una nor see these OKORO KOBO-KOBO JATI-JATI OVOKO PIPO?

Leh-gus na waya o!

jennykadry: Kanwulisko...how body? Abeg when you don wear that gladiator sandal finish wey dey ya profile, ship am to Australia.

Hot mama

jenny baby!
You don waka kam?
I been tink say you don waka go finish with the NL HACKERS. . . . .after THE GREAT CRASH!
Glad to see you safe!

Welkomen!!!
Wetin be ya size? I get small feet. . . .Size 5 1/2 UK. . . .7 1/2 US!

I go buy you brand new wan! You too big for second-hand 'bata' abegggggggggggggggggi!!!!

*i nor fit change my profile pix again o. . . .even me sef looooooff the shoes and sexxxxy legs too muxh. . . LIFE BEGINS AT 50. . . 2 YEARS TO GO. . . DUBAI HAI I KAM*

Nothing wrong.
It is not cheating. . . .the wife is right there!

The Northerners are really peaceful people. . . .BOKO HARAM OR NOT!

I do the EXACT opposite and can still get what I want!

My husband does not subscribe to any submission rule. I trained him well!

GET THE RIGHT MEDICATION. . . .
Stay focused. . . .
MOVE ON!
The world is.

Like I get money to give them?

I just avoid them. . . .period!

The good 'ol days. . .
I still kick azzzzzzzzze gud!

Men OWNS women?

Hmmm!

Someone who has a baby, not someone WHO HAVE!

Thank you!

Na only one MAN waka come SLAP all the Ladies?

I taya for NL Yingrish o! Chai!!!

Examples please.
Many have more than one ID writing from both mouth and azzze.
Which wan we go beh-lev?

Na today?
Ask M.K.O. Abiola for im grave!

IDEApro: She beg and begged me to see her parent when suitors pressure was becoming unbearable. [size=20pt]When I decided[/size] to see her parent she has already given her words to present hubby. in fact she nearly call off the wedding to be with me but but on second appraisal of the situation succumb to her conscience since the guy has expanded resources toward their marriage preparations

You guys think this is some kind of sick game abi?
Log off and read what you just wrote above. . . IN READ MODE ONLY.
If it makes sense to you. . .log back on.

OlamiB: Seriously? Anyways am not yet married, but I will try to balance the two.

We are waiting. . . .patiently for that 'almighty' balance!

Another 'masculinity-whiny' thread!

DEAR AFRICAN MEN. . .YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW! DEAL WITH IT!
If you give love. . . you will get love.
IF YOU TREAT MARRIAGE AS A MEANS OF SOCIAL RECOGNITION. . . YOU WILL GET THE SAME!

The children will ALWAYS COME FIRST. . . EVEN BEFORE MARRIAGE! We will always use YOU to get them. . . .and dump you afterwards!


*next topic please*

thewarrior72: “When people have tried every thing and have discovered that nothing works, they will tend to revert to what they know best—which will often be the tribe, the totem, or the taboo.”


― Christopher Hitchens

You are the ones making it about tribe on this thread. I am only giving you the 'other side of the coin'!
Anambra son of the soil MY HEMORRHOID!
Stop forming. . . NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOUR LACK OF DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL PROGRESS!

thewarrior72: Attention seeker!!, Nobody is giving it to u tonight

I already got it from you. . . and I am not flattered in the LEAST!

Please. . . go and claim ya DRUG PUSHERS FROM ANAMBRA STATE O. . .
Stop forming.
We now have ANAMBRA STATE BORN INDIGENTS IN NASARAWA. . .

The PUNCH learnt that the first convict, who hails from Cross River State, had been arrested and prosecuted for cultivating drugs and dealing in hemp, [size=20pt]while Onuchukwu and Garba who are indigenes of Nasarawa and Niger states respectively[/size], were charged for peddling cannabis.

https://www.nairaland.com/1863958/four-get-42-years-imprisonment

Please stop migrating!

America will have an IRANIAN citizen AS COUNTY SHERIFF first, BEFORE THOSE RACCCCCCCIST, UGLY, BUCK-TOOTHED BRITS WILL HAVE A DROP OF ANAMBRA SPERM in their OCCULTIC I-HOP!

SAMBARRY: Lmao they can't be converted because they are rigid, obstinate and enjoy their un civilization and filth.its just like taking a swine out of debris. No matter how expensive, serene and clean an environment is, it will still prefer its filth, that's how some people are on nl

GBAM!

NTA(notin to h-add)!