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Wey Tiefnubu own?

This is GOOOOOOOD news!!!!!

While TINUBU owns 50%!!!!

Hi YAAAAA!!!!

Tight budgets!!! I PAWNED A LOT OF JEWELRY to survive. I recovered them all.


Thankfully, I have ONLY FAINT recollections of scarcity. Only as a student some 20 years ago.

Life don better tey-tey! I have learned to save 1 year of income for such times.

Now working to save up to 3 years of income to last 3 years of unemployment!!!

I LEARNED FROM WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

Of all the things discussed in the interview, what a misleading title.
Not worthy of a response.

Fhemmmy: If he knows the right PIN Number, he will unlock

Na pin # you dey take lock ya 'bedroom door'?

Una get 'high-tech' DOORS O!

The book of revelation SOINTINZZZ!

Instead of 'percolating' on NL like a BURNT coffee-pot, why not get with other parents and validate or in-validate you observation?

How are you being your child's advocate by SIMPLY VENTING ON AN ENTERTAINMENT forum?

JallowBah: "Yesssuh, feel free to ban my kids natural form of growing hair. No problem, suh."

I sure will. ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR KIDS!
I sure don't want 'em CHOPPING OFF THE HEADS OF BRITSH SOLDIERS ON YOUTUBE EITHER!

A rotten apple NEVER FALLS OFF A ROTTEN TREE WITH ROTTEN ROOTS STILL ATTACHED ABI?

Shiooooor!

SniperInADiaper: How is an afro a fad hairstyle tho?

Its natural... Just like dreads are natural... Fads and trend styles would be along the lines of mohawks and horrible coloured dye jobs not to mention those stupid designs being drawn in the head and shaving part of the hair.. WTF?!

Apparently, your are an EMOTIONAL-RATIONALIST!
Read the topic AGAIN! Pay particular attention to 'OTHER FADS'
Do you want the school to list A ZILLION OTHER FADS FOR YOU?
That covers it!


I am a stickler for rules ma'am!
That is not NAIRALAND where ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING GOES!

If the school has rules TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO OBEY THEM!!!

Or move to a GHETTO LOUIS-FARAKAN AFRO AND DREADLOCKS SCHOOL!!!

When you build your own school, YOU SET YOUR OWN RULES!!


Or HOME-SCHOOL YOUR KIDS YOURSELF!!!

Simple!

Anoda IKEMBE YERIMA on rampage!!!!
I wonder how she can find his Pehnis under that belle!
See his BURNT face like 'coat of many colors'!
Sheeeeeesh!!!

Poverty na bad tin o!
The same tin BIANCA did when her father became a poor LAWYER-FARMER!

I simply lock myself IN MY ROOM!
Once my door is locked he KNOWS that SUPERMARKET DON CLOSE!!!

He DARES not knock on my door either!

When his door is closed, I DARE NOT GO NEAR THERE EITHER!!!

Unfortunately for moi, HIS DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN!!!!

He can NEVER SAY NOOOOO!!! The OKORO OLIVER-TWIST always wants MOOOORE!!!! He nor dey taya!!!!

Yup!
Dem old folk need to STAY in their own HUSBANDS' homes!
Most of them fought POLYGAMOUS battles without winning the wars with their COMMUNAL PROP-TY ONE-QUARTER HUSBANDS.

Em misssserable BINTCHEZZZ can only feel sad when their daughters-in-law are h-enjoying marital bliss!!!!

If at all ANY mother-in-law should live with her child, IT MUST NOT BE WITH A SON!!!! She should move in with her daughter only!!! If she has only sons like BILLIONAIRE ALAKIJA, too bad!!!

Let her move into a geriatric facility or die in her POLYGAMOUS KIBBUTZ!!!

Simple!!!!!

armyofone: even when person no wan laugh
chopping communion lol after confexxion for Fada and do penance.

Oh yes o!

Even after nightly rumps with "IKEMBA THE FATHER, DEBE THE SON AND FANI THE HOLY-RANDY-HE-GOAT"!

Not to mention ABORT 2 YORUBA BABIES AS BIAFRAN SAVIOURS" to take wash TOTO in preparation for some UGLLLLY, TEST-TUBE, FRYING-PAN SKULLS!

Shiiioooooor!!!!!

arent88: ar u ok

Good to know say una don dey use those una ASSSSSSHAWO H-EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE EXTRA NL IDs TO PRACTICE THE SLIGHTEST MEASURE OF CIVILITY!!!

Glad to have been of service!

I only gave my own opinion. Why some of you keep dying on account of it does not surprise me. Not everyone is A BORN-AGAIN, CHRISLAMIC, HOLY-NWENJE, BIANCA-KEKE -NNEWI-OKUKWU-CRACKED AZZZZZE!

Give your own input and WAKA!!!

Thanks in advance!

Back to topic!


Northerner this, Northerner that!

Maybe she would have better off like the YOUTUBE-SPUTUM-LUBRICATED,'famous', OKPOROKO-PUNGENT, KPANLA-AZZZZZZED, DOMESTICALLY-CULTIVATED, LOKITO-BUSSSSSSHMEAT of a FLAVOUR-N'ABANIAN-PIOMPIOTORRRRRING AND KPAKOROKPARTRTONG, UKWU-AGADI-nwanyi-OWERRI WHORRRRE DYING OF SHINYCOIN, FULL-BLOWN AIDS that left her matrimonial CHRISTIAN BROTHEL amd wandered ON TOP of the BLOKOSES of 5 RABBBBBID-LOOKING, horrrrney ABIA R-APISTS to do some rrrrrunzzz while her so-called husband abi na LOCAL P-IM-P was offshore working or kidnapping other NIGERIANS in THE SOUTH-SOUTH!

Or like LIKE THE EASTERN QUEEN OF AN NNEWI-SHEBA who had MURDERED 2 YORUBA CHILDREN(the ones wey we know of o!) . . . . .before she FINALLY hooked up with her own EASTERM, FUGLY-BALD-POT-BELLIED-DEE-KLESS-TOOTHLESS-SENILE-POOHSIE-SNIFFING-YERIMA-IKEMBA!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeee!!!! AWON MARY-AMAKA, NDI ASSSSHAWO GALILEE ATI NAZARETH!!!!!

We done born F'O'RST, FRYING-PAN-HEADED-ABUJA-BIAFRA-TEST-TUBE-BABIES BAPTIZED AS JESUS/JUDAS TWINS AND ONE "JESUSINA' OF NNEWI HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY!!!

Make we chop HOLY NWEJE-COMMUNION ngwa nu o!!!!

ARRRRRRRANTUS NONSENSICUS!!!!!

Una nor go brussssh una dorty mouth before una begin shout NORTHERNER-YERIMA!!!!

*can't believe I typed all that driving. I don reaaash house. HALLLELOJAH!!! Journey mercies!!! off to job #2!!!!! logging off!!!!*

By PAYING HIS OWN SHARE OF THE BILLS!
Lust or love nor consain me!
I can love and lust myself fine-fine!!!

O pa ri!!!!

*back to work jareeee!!!

2 hours to close!!!! HOT SHOWER STRAIGHT!!!
Week don start!
Logging off!!!!

Na NAIRALAND write the news or was it cited from ODILInews?

I taya for NIGERIANS!!!!
Jesus will be killed again for sure!

Both!

There are ELECTIVE ABORTIONS aka D&Cs aka ACT OF MAN/WOMAN!!!!

There are SPONTANEOUS ABORTIONS aka MISCARRIAGES aka ACTS OF GOD!!!!

Yup!!! We can't justify both!

In his own image and likeness! God kills. . . so do humans and animals!

Jesus was killed by PROPHESY aka GOD!!!!

I love RELIGIOUS HIPPOS and PIPPOS!!!!

Much ado about a PHOCKING blob of 'unwanted blood clots'!!!


Mtcheeeeew!!!!

How?

One was president for 8 years minus military career!
The other VP, minus PARA-MILITARY CUSTOMS career!

Why did GEJ run to OBJ?
Why did AMAECHI run to Atiku?

How many NIGERIANS will smell such offices even in the after-life?

How relevant can they be after these?

Oh boy! Abeg use ya POMO knack the TOZO wey dey between ya legs sir! E be like say ya brain dey sleep for h-inside dia!!!

Sheeeeeeeesh!!!!

Ooooooh Noooooo!!!!
WHHHHHHHY?

More to CASH-OUT!!!!
More money please!!!

Make we see if AMAECHI go collect eiyn own KOLA!!!

Thanks to awa WAZOBIA terrorists!!!!

One carry bomb for BLOKOS h-enter plane!
One carry knife chopulate OYINBO SOJA ehd for YOUTUBE!!!
One remove cloth begin dey smoke GBANA for LAX airport! A WHOLE TSA OFFICIAL!!!

Wetin remain na?

I DARE NOT OPEN MY MOUTH TOK FOR MY JOB FROM NOW ON!!!!

WAZOBIA!!!! Tank you o!!!!!!

Tain my H-AGNOSTIC GAAWD! I don carry my pickins dem COMOT from this H-AMELIKA!!!

Time to begin pack!!!!!
Na my village I see so!
I will DEPORT MYSELF!!!!

Losers attract LOOOOOZAS only!
If the shoe fits!

*sorry, I yammu driving. I can only read thread titles*

Nor be dia OBJ BILLIONAIRE kam from?

SEUN OSEWA TOO?

Singing to myself. . .

PAHEINTEEE NOR N'IRRRO OOOOH?
ONYE WEN PAHEINTEEE NOR N'IRRRO!!!!!

Oloye! Oloye!

BABA LO TI JA!!!!

Not surprised. The ABIA STATE OF THE WEST!!!

Greeeeed and Avarice!!! AWON EL SHADDDDDDIE!!!!

OYOOOOOLIMAAAAH!!!!!

Freeee world!
Her choice!!!

Next time beg una GOD to gif man dem wombs, instead of BLOKOSES and pairs of 2 ugly, wrinkled sacs of tadpole-ponds that keep leaking uncontrollably with bassaaaard-frogs all over the world!

SHIKENA-SHIKENA OOOOOOH!!!

Abi I RAYzemboo that una GOD wey dey give YEYE free will?

NOT MY GADDDDDEM BIZZZ!!!

If una wanno do some gooooooood ALLA-H WORK. . . . .Take her to ASSSSHAWO-SHARIA court or STONE HER AZZZZZZE!!!!

JESUS WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN SO-CALLED CHILDREN aka FOLLOWERS WITH NAILS AND HAMMERS IN THE BALLS! By the will of UNA FATHER!!!

Abeg, enjoy the LEGACY OF ANIMALISTC/SPIRITUAL WICKEDNESS!!!

IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS ONLY!!!!

Somebarrrrrry HELLEP ME KYOUT HALLELOJAH!!!! AMEN!!!!

Shiiiiiior!

I am sooooo not looking to my mom's old age!!!!!!

Or mine!!!!!!

One word!!!! METROPAUSE!!!!

10. GOSSIP ABOUT OTHERS TO YOU!

If he or she GOSSIPS ABOUT OTHERS. . .YOU DO NOT KNOW ESPECIALLY. . . chances are he or she is doing the same about you!
ESPECIALLY IF HE OR SHE IS FROM NL!!!!

11. GIVE UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO YOU WHEN HE OR SHE IS IN WORSE PREDICAMENT/S!!!!

When people decide to advice you on YOUR ISSUES while failing to take care of theirs'. . . . RRRRRRRRRRRRRUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIVES. . . .ESPECIALLY THOSE OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIAN ONES THAT NEEEEEEEEEVER-NEEEEEEEEEVER MIND 'EM ALATIKA-MGBEKE, LOKITO, IMPOVERISHED LIVES/BUSINESS. . . . WHILE ALWAYS LOOKING TO 'COMPETE' WITH THEIR SUPERIORS!!! AWON "NOTICE-ME-SUPEE-FOLLOW-FOLLOW-OLOFOFOS!!!

It only means one thing. . . THEY CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS OF THAT PARTICULAR THING YOU HAVE. . . . .Beware of awon E-BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI!!!

12. BEFRIEND YOU WHEN THEY ARE SINGLE AND YOU ARE MARRIED. . . .IF YOU ARE MARRIED, A TRUE FRIEND WILL STAY AWAY FROM YOUR HOME IF SINGLE . .ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE FEMALE!!!!. . . including widows and divorcees!!!!!. . . THEY WILL SPREAD THEIR BAD LUCK TO YOUR LIFE!!!!!

No need to explain further. . .GO WATCH SOME NOLLYWOOD 'VIDEOS'!!!


*Gerrrrrrrrrring into my car. . . zoooooooooooms off to work. 5 hour drive!!!! OUCH!!! Money goooooooooood oooooooh!!!! *

No. . . .because I'D RATHER HAVE THEM AS PARENTS EVEN WITH ALL THEIR FAULTS!!!!!
They are/were GOOOOOD TO US O!
Unlike most dysfunctional parents FROM POLYGAMOUS BULLPENS AND DOG-OUTS, PHOCKING AND BORNING HIARRRRRRRANDIA . . . Then they abandon their kids to pursue TOTOS and BLOKOS in search of 'true-love' from one kain GOD/BABALAWO to another like CURSED CREATURES!!!!


FACT! Even where they could not stand themselves as spouses. . . THEY NEVER JEOPARDIZED our well being or welfare FOR ONE SECOND. . . we always came FIRST!

They were FANTASTIC PARENTS. . . but lousy spouses!!! THEY GAVE US THE BEST. . . .AS CHILDREN AND AS ADULTS!!!!
EVEN ME SEF NOR GO MARRY EITHER ONE OF THEM. . . .!!!! Kai!!!! DEM WAHALA TOO MUCH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! THEY WERE FUN TO BE WITH. . .TOGETHER AND INDIVIDUALLY. . .NEVER A DULL MOMENTO!!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAMA GALORE!!!!

MU HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

I could not have chosen A BETTER PAIR. . . MY EXTREMELY UNIQUE PERSONALITY IS A COMBINATION OF BOTH. . . and I love my siblings DEARLY!!!!

LOOKING AROUND. . .I DO NOT SEE ANY OTHER QUALIFIED TO BE MY PARENTS. . .I AM TRULY PROUD OF MY ANCESTRY AND GENE POOL. . . FROM BOTH SIDES!!!!!

Bottom line. . . ONE MINUS PLUS 9. . . EKWOS to 10 over 10!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nCKLvkpjWE



Time for work already. . . CHAI!!!! Off I go jare!!!!