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They have more pressing matters to attend to jor!
FREEEEEEEE THEM!

They are too busy PROTECTING BIANCHARLOT'S integrity AGAINST THE INFAMOUS, LONDON "YORUBA" PLAYBOY WHO [size=20pt]DID NOT[/size] DISVIRGIN HER AS A TEENAGER. . . by the way !

Just start a thread. . . .with title. . .


FFK's next revelation. . ."BIANCHARLOT WAS NOT A VIRGIN WHEN I PHOCKED HER. . . . ! I WAS NOT THE FIRST OR LAST TO H-ENTER THE "COUNTRY-KEKE-OJUKWU"!!!!

DEM GO RUN COME H-ANSWER YOU QUICK-QUICK!

Mu che che che che che che

Biology has never been a prerequisite for MOTHERHOOD/FATHERHOOD or good parentage!
Just like we have SPE-RM DONORS. . .we also have OVA DONORS. . .AND SURROGATE UTERUSES!

Fact!

The woman is no different from any in the animal kingdom. . . .ALL SHE DID WAS PERORM A BASIC BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION.

No surprises there!

Even GAY PEOPLE MAKE BETTER PARENTS THAN PSYCHOTIC HETEROSEXUALS by 100%!

Fact!

Soooooooooooooooooooo, what do you want us to do with this stale info?
Did OBJ not do the same by using JTF?

So? Is it not the same CURSED Nigerians in other parties?
How are the others different from PDP?
What have they to show IN THEIR RESPECTIVE STATES LIKE THE PDP STATES?

Nothing!

So APC or APGA have AMERICANS in their parties abi?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus NONSENSICUS!!!!

Put TINUBU/FASHOLA, BUHARI/RIBADU or what ever LOOTOCRATIC, DEMI-ILLITERATE up there in GEJ's place. . . YOU WILL GET THE SAME RESULT!

Apologize for his/her behavior explaining that "it is just a child", and IGNORE THE BRAT! Most parents who have been there would sympathize with you. Even those who have never been parents would pity ya azzze after rendering the much-needed apology on the ijjiot's behalf!

Let it make an AZZZE OF ITSELF. . . TILL HE OR SHE PASSES OUT. . .while you watch from a distance with others. Children also have temporary periods of INSANITY. . . depending on their SUGAR LEVELS!

STAY CALM. . . DON'T FEED INTO HIS OR HER MADNESS. . . they are trying to PUSH YOU!!! NEVER SNATCH THE CHILD KICKING AND SCREAMING IN FRONT OF SPECTATORS!!!

Old trick!

I agree. . .
Jonathan cuts a deal. . . spends only 2 years. . .and hands over to the Northerners!
Simple!

Time to dance!!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PuvL7u8hN4

Now that you know. . .YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED TO SHOOT HIM FIRST!
We all knew you were a dead man walking for standing up to the BUSH-RAT!
Ibori was right to have made fun of him. . . . and his SHEPPO-MGBEKE wife!

Time to claim 'self-defence' o!

A very big bully! AN ILLITERATE ONE FOR THAT MATTER!

Jonathan was right to ignore him.

Like it is not obvious to the world that Jonathan wants to proceed with his 2015 THIRD TERM AGENDA?

There is no fool. . . LIKE AN OLD FOOL! Pa ANENIH needs to ZIP IT! When has he EVER DECLARED HIS OWN INTENTIONS TO LOOT NIGERIA?

Ewu AGBAZILO local government area fada! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

SOMEBARRY HOL' ME O. . .before I jump to Nigeria and strangulate this m0r0n called RIBADU!

OLAADEGBU: How do you think the mother would feel on hearing the plight of her son?

She would go through the grieving process like any in the same predicament would. . .THEN MOVE ON. Simple.
Abi na she kill im son?
Or she go kill herself to join the son?

Many have survived the same fate in Nigeria and Africa. . . unfortunately, living in such harrrrrrrrrrrsh NIGERIAN conditions is not for everyone
Her son made a choice. . . it must be respected.

It is that tribe AGAIN!
With 'itching' blokoses!

3AM. . . .time for bed!

NO FIGHT FOR DELTA STATE O!
Na we get GOVERNOR 'SLUT'!

Anioma PAWA!!!!!

Urhobo. . . 8 years!
Itsekiri. . . 8 years!

ANIOMA. . . 8 YEARS!

Okurin MERIN!!!!

Time to move back to NIGERIA to CHOP!

maxwello.yg:
eya I pity the kids, they even lOok malnourished. Smh, I don't understand why our government neglect education like this. I understand shah, it's because they want to be forever leaders, they don't want the future leaders to have access to quality eduxation and then topple them tomorrow. I hate and someone from the outside will look at the school environment and outlook and will say the kids are okay. Again, I hate

Mind you. . .IT WAS RENOVATED!
Anytime I see EDO STATE IN THE NEWS. . . .I AM IN FOR A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD LAUGH!

The land of RED SAND. . . NO PROGRESS!

Why are you blaming the government. . .WHEN THE STUDENTS AND TEACHERS SOLD ALL THE TABLES AND CHAIRS to buy food to eat?

Have you ever been to the SATAN-FORSAKEN PLACE? You will understand the BACKWARDNESS OF THE MOST PRIMITIVE MINDSET. The only sight that would not pluck out your eyes is the newly remodelled Benin airport.

Thanks to MRS STELLA ODUAH-OGIEMWONYI!(don't ask me what an IGBO WOMAN FROM EASTERN NIGERIA IS DOING WITH A BINI MAN AS THIRD WIFE O. . .topic for another thread!)

See the FUGLY Oshi-OMO-ale's picture in the background too? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

It is EDO state!
Why are you surprised?
You nor see the faces of the pickin dem? You can then imagine HOW THE PARENTS WILL LOOK!

Even in 1960s. . . I DID NOT SIT ON THE FLOOR in any classroom in NIGERIA AS A CHILD!

Useeeeeeeeeeeeelesss state. . . USEEEEEELESS COUNTRY!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

'Ow da phock do you pronounce the name of the PHOCKING juvvy camp?

[size=30pt]Ivibiyenevba [/size]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4A3n4Q1X_c

How can any brain cell germinate with such a name. . . not to mention grow?


Shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte!!! SAAAAAAAAAAAY WWWWHAAAAAAH?

NOW CHOP SHYTE!

*edited to remove pictures. . .i have made my point*!

i_laugh: I doubt you are a woman, talkless of being married or in a marriage.

WHAT AN INSULT AND IMPUDENCE!

You wanno see my TOTO?

You need proof? You think say I be wan of una LIE-LIE fake-marriage-LICENSED WHO-RES WITH A LOOTOCRATIC ASIWAJU PARENT OFFLINE. . . . . . SLEEPING ON NL TO CATCH ONE FUGLY, PSYCHODELIC, KURUKERE, BROKE-AZZE, DEMI-ILLITY CYBER-SPOUSE FOR OLD AGE?

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW. . .I HAVE NO QUALMS IN SHOWING OFF MY BEAUTIFUL YELLOW-TOTO ON OR OFF NL AS 'PROVE'(inserts EKITI YINGRISH HIA) KE? NA UNA MODERATOR GO CRY THIS MORRRRING KE, IF YOU TRY YA ILL-FATED LUCK!!!


NA MY GUY BE DIS O!

Wey ya own. . .? Die-vorced by God and Satan combined WITH A UNANIMOUS VOTE. . .via assassination bullet or WETIN?
Abi I resemble UNA BIANCHARLOT OJUKWU. . . .THE NNEWI-HARLOTTI, OKIJA-ABORTION-BELLIT-WI'N'DOW?

Nor try yasef o! THIS NA NEW ERA. . . EFRY BARRY DEY MEIN IM BUSINESS LIKE IT SHOULD BE. Don't try to GET INTO MINE. . .AS KPE. . . NONE OF YA GADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEM BIBNEZZ! I DON'T GIVVA QUARRRAH OF A PHOCK ABOUT YOURS EITHER!

I don warn you. TODAY IS MY DAY OFF. . .AND I GAT LOTS OF TIME ON MY HANDS. . . IT WAS FRIDAY THE 13TH! I AM STILL FULL-MOONING!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhiZpLJtcg



Watch it SUCKER!!!

Uyi Iredia: Sure thing. It's quite tricky given my situation but I hope to be, at least, financially comfy and working to it.

You will learn. . .REEEEEEEAL FAST!

My husband dey work for day time. . . me dey work for night. . . YOU CANNOT HAVE 2 GROUCHY INSOMNIACS IN MY HOUSE O! Kai!

You will learn when you start calling the police on each other ke!

MU HE HE HE HE HE

Like my uncles told one of my brothers when he was getting married. . .AT THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING, while drinking THE wine carried by the WIFE-TO-BE!!!!

[size=20pt]"Poor you! We are sorry for you! We are rushing to GET OUT. . . YOU ARE RUSHING TO GET IN". . . .[/size]

We nearly died of laughter ooooooooooooooooooooh. My papa could not help it. . . my brother was not finding it funny at all!

He whispers to us. . .'NA WHICH KAIN UNCLES BE DEEZ?. . .JUST WHEN I NEEDED ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT IN THE WORLD. . .ABI DIS NA EASY TIN'?



Both of MY PAPA BROTHERS. . . BLAAAAAADY, CHRISTIAN-POLYGAMISTS of course!!!

. . . And it came to pass! Im too don turn polygamist tey-tey!!!!

Muchechechechecheche!!!!

Amen! Marrrrrrrrriage is tooo gooood! BUT WHAT A BORE!

No one is to be blamed. . .JUST A NATURAL OCCURRENCE. NOT A CRIME!
Simple.

Only to those who show me these.

I am not NATURALLY NICE. . . so I only accord niceties to NICE PEOPLE ONLY!

You have to EARN them from moi!. . . AND VICE VERSA.

The reason parents should NEVER hit their kids!
Dem they hia word?

SEE THE RESULT?

NOTHING WORSE THAN A VIOLENT FEMALE. I PITY THE CHILDREN.

The man tried gaaaaaaaaaan. . .to stay with this WITCH of a so-called wife. BATTERED BY HER OWN PARENTS!
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!

DISSOLVE THE MARRIAGE SIR. . . NEVER GO BACK TO AN ABUSER. . .NO MATTER HOW BORN OR DEAD AGAIN!!!!

Glad to know they are good for something. . .at least.

Where?
I nor smell or see any revolution o.

[size=20pt]The Rivers State Governor and Chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, NGF,[/size] Chibuike Amaechi has scheduled a meeting of the forum for next week Tuesday to discuss crucial matters affecting it and the country.

Invitation to the meeting has also been extended to Jonah Jang and the 16 governors of his faction. A source closed to the Mr. Amaechi, who asked not to be named because he was not authorised to speak on the matter, said letters and text messages have been sent to all the 36 state governors urging them to attend.[/b]

That is all I want to know. . . . !

EDO STATE OF COURSE! THE DEAD HEART-BEAT OF NIGERIA!!!! AKA TOKUNBO CHEVEROLET!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnClLZbNh6I

The land of red sand. . .and NO PROGRESS WITH THE UGLIEST OF BOTANICAL AND ZOOLOGICAL BEINGS!

No FLAVOUR
No DBANJ
No IYANYAN
No TIMAYA
No JERIMIAH GYANG

Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lazy azzzes! Only to sit in one place and wait for 'government allocation' to chop!
Or send their mothers and daughters to ITALY OR DUBAI to do asssssssssssshawo work!
ARMED ROBBERY, KIDNAPPING AND GRANDNAPPING NKO. . . GRADE A+++!!!!


Bukuru? Dem nor sabi!
To sing or act. . . WHOSAI!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TO THE BONE!!!

Only to dey boil eggs rub for red oil to throway for people front gate and compound. . . YEYE JUJU! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Dem go hearrrrrrrrrrrrram ke!

Because they are 'spoilers' of war!

"Slumping" constitutes "natural causes" in AFRICA.
That is how we die.
WE SLUMP!

R.I.P. sir!

Is he related to FFK?
Why im mouth dey leak like so?