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The main reason CHRISTAIN MARRIAGES FAIL MORE THAN THAT ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS CULT!!!!
I wanno MARRY TO PHOCK MY NEIGHBOR AS MYSELF!!!

Instead of dying GAY AND MISERABLE. . , like that dem SAVIOR!!!!

ShiooooooooooooYOR!!!!

I dey LAUGH OOOOOOOOH!!!
Once a TRAITOR, ALWAYS A TRAITOR!!!!!

More PDP SECRETS PLEASE!!!

Look at this ijjjjiot of an OBJoke who paid trillions for 'third term'?
I miss ABACHA I TELLYA!!!!
GEJ na reeeeeeal ODE!!!!!

Ooooose wan consine moi?
Nor be her toto?
What man can do, A WOMAN CAN DO BEST!!!
It is a WOMAN'S WORLD TOO!!!
Hallelujah!!!!
NO DEMAND, NO SUPPLY!!! It takes 2!!!
SHIKENA-SHIKENA!!!!

Tukur has been used by GEJ to hound others within the PDP for the longest time!!!!
His cup is full!
Like GEJ, he believes in BULLYING others for disagreeing with his DAFTNESS!
Like GEJ, he will PAY for his IDIOCY!!!!

OBJ again?
This UGLY, OLD and DECAYING tortoise nor day taya?

lady gogo: Lol. Walmart is the devil i tell ya.

I try to exercise self control in the following places:
Walmart
Shopping mall(i think im beginning to do well here)
Sephora, Mac pretty much any store that sells makeup(Lol thats the makeup artist in me)
Ebay is another devil in the making..

I tire.

Any time I enter that WALMART of a place OR SAMS OR COSTCO. . . . I catch JAGBAJANTIS FEVER! Nothing but JUNK! I never stick to my coupons OR SHOPPPPING LIST!!!

E be like say dem dey DO JUJU FOR THIER PARKING LOTS RUB FOR ALL THEM TROLLEYS AND BASKETS!!!! Abi dem get STRRRRRONG BABALAWOS AND MAMALAWS?

So, I have made it easier on myself!!! I only take $100 PERIOD!!!Caaaaash ONLY!!!!!
I only go to such places ONCE A MONTH!

As for shopping malls. . . ONCE A YEAR!!!! I still have all kinds on NONSENSE IN BOTH RESIDENCES I LIVE with TAGS ON!!!

I have to pay MOVERS TO MOVE MY JUNK TO THE SALVATION ARMY ONCE EVERY YEAR!!!! ONLY TO GO AND ACQUIRE MORE JUNK!!!!

Shoes nko? UNDER EVERY BED IN THE HOUSE!
NIGERIAN attired nko? GHANA MUST GO BAGS+++++!!!!!

Nor be curse I beg!!!

I have saved A LOOOOOOOT OF MONEY in the past two years!

The days of juvenile-spending are SOOOOOO OVA!!!!

Time to save for OLD AGE! The only thing I will spend GOOOOOOD money on, is FAMILY VACATIONS!!! Not CRRRRRRRAP!!!!!!

Self-control is the key!!! I DON LEARN AM!!!!

As with EVERYONE, the only way to FORGIVE TOTALLY, IS NEVER TO FORGET!!!!
Or YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!
Amen!!!

Nice one Iran!
I wish 2 more MIDDLE-EASTERN COUNTRIES WILL JOIN TO MAKE IT A FOUR-ONE against this BUSY BODY OBAMA AKA OREO-COOKIE VERSION OF GEORGE BUSH!!!

About time we had a modern-day VIETNAM to teach this USA A SMALLLLLL LESSON!!!

Rubbish!!!!

We are still dying with UNRESOLVED DOMESTIC ISSUES, and this IJJJIOTIC OBAMA wants to show his HALF-WHITE AZZZZZE at this time? With 10% unemployment stats?

Somebarrrrrry is out to make money like Dee-kkk Head Cheney!!!

I smell JOE BIDEN IN ALL THIS!!!

Hallelujah!!! I don pay all my debt finish!!!! Time to RELOCATED TO A FULL-FLEDGED ATHEIST NATION!!!

I TAYA FOR THESE CHRISTIANS I SWEAR!!!!
War mongering MONGRELS!!!! WorseR than MUSLIMS I TELLYA!!!!!

Gosh!!!! I miss ROMNEY!!!!!

JonaDunce can always borrow from world-Bank ke!
If I call tribe na, some ijjiots will call their MAMA-NAMAS 'a bigot'!
Na so dem dey behave.

600 billion to show in transportation and healthcare, who needs INEC?

Who gave a HUNGRY, BIA****** REFUGEE-CORPSE this office?

JONADUNCE of course!!!! The BIA****** QUARTER-BRED!!!!!

Retardeen na compliment sef!
Did you take a goooooood look at his son? AN ONLY FIRST SON TOO!
A GRAVE INSULT TO DUNCAN MIGHTY AND ALLLLL BONAFIDE PORT-HARCOURT F'o'RST-SONS!!! Na wetin be DAT? NA PIKIN BE DAT OR THE NIGERIAN VASHUN OF "The Good-Year BLIMP'?

Me thinketh that he fathered MR. IBU too!

ReeetarDUNCE does not even touch the surface!
You nor see da kain wife wey imm put for 'Ouse?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!

The rich getting richer, the poor dying poorer!!!!!

I don wake o!

Jonathan is a threat to peace in Nigeria!
The AMAECHI saga caused by JONATHAN is an IMPEACHABLE OFFENCE!

HA HA HA HA HA HA
PASTOR WITH DRYYYYYY NYANSH!

Not even in front of a PLASMA TV!

IN A GADDDDEM TENT. . . ON A RAFIA MAT! ON CAMERA TOO!

Like JESUS I GUESS. . . .conceived in a stable. . . .BORN IN A MANGER!!!!!

TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!!!

WHAT A INSULT!!!!!

ET TU BRUTUS?

NEXT?

Chief BABANLA "IKEH" CLARK!!!!!

I thought HOE-NATHAN WAS AN IGBO MAN CALLED AZIKIWE?
Who are the dissidents?
Did HOE-NATHAN not poke his fingers in AMAECHI'S EYES F'0'RST?

Please take a leaf from PA ANENIH. . . YOU BUSSSSSSH TOUT!

There is no fool LIKE AN OLD FOOL!

THE QUESTION IZZZZZZZ: WHO WILL DEH-LI-VAH HOE-NATHAN FROM PATIEN-T?

[size=20pt]Obasanjo and the governors are battling to prevent President Jonathan from contesting election in 2015,[/size] the aide alleged, adding: “But the President will contest 2015 election and his achievements will speak for him.

“Those who are calling for revolution should better start preparing for it because President Jonathan will contest the election; [size=20pt]Nigerians will decide his fate and not Obasanjo and the six or seven governors.[/size] Those calling for war should start preparing now,” he said.

Look at this ijjiot?
Did Nigerians put ya arzze dia or did OBJ put you dia?

PLEASE SIR. . .GO AND CONTEST! THERE WILL BE NO WAR. . . YOU WILL BE IMPEACHED WITHOUT A SINGLE GUN SHOT SIR!
You think say OBJ PUT YOUR DUMMY AZZZZE DIA BECAUSE HE LOFF YOUR AZZZZZE? MOOO MOOO!
AMAECHI HAS MOVED ON.


YOU DO THE SAME AND LEAVE THE GOVERNORS' FORUM ALONE FOR THE GOVERNORS.
Learn to mind your gadddem business.
TELL YOU PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MGBEKE LAME-DAME PATIEN-T TOO!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKU!!!!

According to the aide, “What is happening in the PDP has nothing to do with the President; it is not his headache at all and he is not losing sleep over it.”

The President believes that those who ignited the crisis should also look for ways to put it off. [size=20pt]And from security reports, former President Olusegun Obasanjo is behind it; he cannot start a crisis and now pretend to be finding a solution to it.[/size]

Ehn-Hehn!
If I tok nau. . . some IJJIOTS will call me 'tribalist'!
NA DEM 'STYLE' BE DAT!
THEY CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED KE. . . .IT IS THE GENES, BLOOD, SPE-RM AND EGGS OF THE 'TWO-FACED' CONFUSIONISTS. . .RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY OF NIGERIA!!!


WHEN YOU WERE SIGNING A PACT WITH THE DEVIL CALLED OBJ. . . YOU WERE SMILING! NOW THE DEVIL HAS COME TO COLLECT YOUR SOUL. . . YOU ARE BEATING YOUR CHEST! ABI YOU NOR DEY WATCH NIGERIAN HOME-FIDEOS WITH PETE EDOSSSHIE. . . 'THE GOD FANDA'. . .OR WITH 'KANAYO O KANAYO'. . . THE DON OF OTOKOTO KINGDOM?

A point for HOE-NATHAN! OBJ and his 'dum tu fu. . .dum cho' politics. . . does not fool anyone!

BUT WAIT O.
Did HOE-NATHAN not go and meet OBJ F'0'RST?
Na who dey fain who?

ABBBBBBBBBBRACADABRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

We are waiting o!
HURRRYUP SIR!

[size=20pt]His counterpart in the Senate, Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe,[/size] could not be reached for comments as his mobile telephone number indicated that he was out of reach. A text message sent to him was not responded to.

Ha!
You expect any SOUTHERNER to 'comment' against HOE-NATHAN without the backing of a NORTHERNER?
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAM ON!
Did you see HOE-NATHAN making noise.

Na only NORTHERNER FIT MAKE THIS KAIN NOISE O!

Abaribe wan quench? AN IGBO MAN FOR THAT MATTER?

"Enyi" don go 'ide im 'ead o!

Why the PHOCK should AMAECHI help HOEnathan?
After the insult from that USSSSSSSSSSSELESS PATIENCE?
Amaechi would be the BIGGEST FOOL THAT EVER DIED IN PIECES!

AMAECHI. . .DO NOT GO BACK!!!! MAKE SURE YOU SECURE A POSITION THAT WILL LAST YOU THE NEXT 8 YEARS TO OUTLIVE JONATHAN!!!


Back to my sweeeeeeeet work jare!
My H-AGNOSTIC GAWD bless my H-AMERICAN PASSPORT ALWAYS!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKU!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROMNEY!!!!

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST. . .LAUGHS LOUDEST AND BESTEST!!!!

Atiku says. . .I'D RATHER BE A STANDING FAILURE. . .THAN A SITTING FAILURE!!!
Mu che che che che che

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Chai!!!
See wickedness!

I am still waiting for the VAKKKANT seats.
I want to occupy AMAECHI own!

When are the seats gonna be delCLIARED VAKANT?
I wanno go take wan dia o!
TOO BAD DELTA STATE DON KWAYET. . . Uduaghan nor make PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIM!!!

Looking for a grand and peaceful exit. . .without landing in BRIXTON JAIL like his 'cousin'!

Mu che che che che che che

Even my PDP sugardaddies ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KWAYETT. . .WATCHING FROM DELTA STATE. . . WATCHING AND WAITING.
I am suffering form severe casssssssssssh-flow at the moment.
All my vacation plans OUT THE WINDOW. . .I am pissed!

Confusionist: u see ur life?

MU HE HE HE HE HE HE

E dey pain you like BE 'YERIMA' WIFE?
Oya see my eye. . . .

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My life sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet tooooooo musssssssssssssh!!!!
Pele o!

Oya beg me. . .like JONADUNCE dey beg!!!

HELL NO!

Let Nigerians KEEP SUFFERING the consequences of their COLLECTIVE AND INDIVIDUAL STOOPIDITY!!!

I am loving it!

Sommmme barry join me in doing 'THE AFRICAN SKANK'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIZds36pvoQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xvdVCJvDOc

Grow up ke?
For every end. . .there is usually a beginning. . .

Just thought I'd refresssssssssh your memories. . .JUST IN CASE Y'AWL FORGOT!


mu che che che che che che

Now. . .you grow up!

See my eye. . . .

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Sorry!

NO DEAL!!!

JONATHAN GOODLUCK CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN THAT OFFICE FOR 10 YEARS!!!!

He has only 2 left MAX! TWO TERMS ONLY!!!!

Please, JONATHAN. . .GO PRACTICE YOUR EXIT DANCE. . . THE AFRICAN SKANK! TEACH YA DAME PATIEN-T TOO!!!!
i SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE WOULD LIKE TO SAY YA DAME DO THE 'MASSAI'!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIZds36pvoQ

And ANENIH speaks the truth. . . and nothing BUT THE TRUTH!

Jonathan is not a ruler. . . BUT A DUNCE!

However, in a statement released in Abuja on Tuesday, Anenih expressed hope that the rebels would return to the party because their grievances would be addressed.

“I believe some of them have genuine grievances. But I have hope that once the grievances are addressed, they will come back. I am happy that the PDP has an internal mechanism for effective conflict resolution, and at the end of the day, the problems will be addressed and [size=20pt]the PDP will come out of the crisis stronger.[/size]

Oh YES of course.
PDP is NOT ACN please!

PDP may be in disarray. . . but is still PDP!!!

NIGERIAN DICTATORS WILL ALL COME FROM PDP FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS!

Chop kola abeg!

Na who wan join APC?

Where is ACN?

Really?
I thought it was the other way round?
You may have a point. . .WHEN THEIR HUSBANDS START ABANDONING THEM IN FAVOR OF THEIR CONCUBINES. . .THEY BECOME PRAYER WORRIORS with BABALAWO CHARMS under their beds. . .TO FIGHT MATRIMONIAL PRINCIPALITIES AND POWERS. . . AKA other women!!!


MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

*time for work. . .HALLELUJAH*!!!

I am a BREAD-WINNER. . .AND SO IS MY HUSBAND!
Not applicable.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN JOINT ACCOUNTS.
We only have SEPARATE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBLILITIES ACCORDING TO EACH PERSON'S PAYCHECK!

I make more. . .I PAY MORE. Simple!