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pickabeau: hahahaha... calotti the halotti....

Na true na. . .ALL THESE KOKOYE one-man-one-wife advocates-in-love WEY DEY SLEEP ON NL like moi. . .WETIN YOU TINK SAY DEM DEY FAIN?
EVEN SOME WITH 8 CHILDREN plus BREAAAZZZT-FEEDING kpa-kpa. . .like SEUN OSEWA DEY GIVE FREE coupons for akara and akamu from Ogun state loun-loun. . . ?

One moderator or super-moderator to PHOCK of course. . . YOU STILL NEED 'PROVE'(inserts EKITI YINGRISH hia)!

Me sef don taya to look my husband blokos. . .tey-tey! Shiooooooor!

NA 'AGAPE' phase we dey now o!

NONSENSE!

Why don't you get a bigger house like I did. . .
I live upstairs and my husband lives downstairs.
When his garage door opens, I do not even know.

My section of the house is ALWAYS LOCKED!
Besides, I have another house o!
HIS LEGS DO NOT ENTER THERE!

Separate bedrooms. . .separate kitchens. . .separate living rooms. . . .SPLIT LEVEL HOME! Simple!!!!

We communicate BY PHONE. . .IF NECESSARY!

Welcome to AFRICAN MARRIAGE! First to quench. . .inherits the retirement benefits!

Shiooooooooor!!!

Sleepless nights ko. . . night crawler ni! Which wan consine me? One day he go crawl nor come back! HALLELUJAH! I YAMMU A FREEEEEEEEEEE WOMAN. . .RICHER BY A FEW HUNDRED THOUSANDS!

Siddon dia dey worry yasef. . .nor go fain work! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

I nefa vote for Obama, e come be HOE-NATHAN!
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!
I don't vote for NIGGERZ. . .period!

Small tinz!
THEY WILL SOON RETURN THE FAVOR AND SACK HIS AZZZE COME 2014!

Then let him go!
Abi na NAIRALAND DO OR DIE MODERATOR?

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shymexx: Bwahahahaha... Calloti!!

There might be some elements of truth to this.

I've not met too many good looking Edo and Urhobo chics, to be honest.

But Edo and urhobo people are the funniest people alive.

THE MEN NKO. . . STTTTTTTTTTTTRONG FACE WITH BEN-BEN MUSCLES!!!!

The worst na 100% BINI OR ISHAN PRODots! Ishan with AKO NO GBE TUMBLER. . . translated. . . "protruding teeth wey fit break tumbler"!

I am not biased. . .I am an EDO BABE. . . if you find ANY beautiful EDO BABE OR DUDE. . .she or he is MIXED!
100% BINI OR ANY OTHER EDO BLOOD. . . NA SUPREME UGLINESS GET AM O!
Thank my lucky stars for my SIERRA-LEONE BLOOD from my mama side o! SSSSSSSSHINEKEEE!!!

EDO BABES ARE THE UGLIEST IN NIGERIA. . .FACT! FOLLOWED BY URHOBO(check out NL for one ). . . HUGE FEET. . .ELEPHANTISIS OF THE LEGS. . . NA ONLY CARPENTER FIT MAKE THEM SHOES O! Ta!


I dare you to 'proof'(inserting EKITI YINGRISH hia) me wrong!
Check out the NIGERIAN BEAUTY PAGEANTS for starters. . . TWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

See all the women and men born in the IGBINEDION family? YOU WILL SHED TEARS!!! Even the so-called half-castes!!!

Forget URHOBO peeps abeg. . . DAT WAN NA ANODA 'I GO DIE' MATTER ENTIRELY!!!! Kai!!!!

See Oshiomole look-alike?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4Ntcq5uNg

Mine is as strong as it can ever get. . .free world!
If you don like being married to moi. . .PLEASE, PROCEED TO THE CHECK-OUT LANE. . .

Many are waiting. . .

Just leave the keys to my houses and cars. . .AND TAKE YOURS WITH YA!

No joint accounts. . .HALLELUJAH!!!!

Wey this my darling husband sef. . .I have not seen his azze in over 9 months. . .and loving H-IT!

Off to work jare. . . .HALLELUJAH TO OPEN MARRIAGES!!! DR. NGO OKONJO-IWEALA. . .thanks for showing me the way!

MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE


Like I nor get work. . . ? Make husband siddon for one corner jor. . .I AM TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY!!!! So is he. We fit jam for CHRISTMAS.

PLANNING MY MEGA VACATION JARE. . .SHOPPING FOR FLIGHT TICKETS AND HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS PLEASE!

Time for work jare. . . NO DAY OFF FOR A WHOLE MONTH. . . NA MARRIAGE I GO CHOP?

Husband ko. . .children ko. . .MARRIAGE NI! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Goodbye to life in the 1920s!!!

I only hold my temper AFTER THE FACT!
You go hearrrrrrrrrrrram!
Simple!

MY FAMILY AND MEN LOVE ME JUST LIKE THAT!

No shakinnngggg! At least no pretence. . . or BACK-STABBING HOLY NWENJE CHRISTIAN LOVE. . . YOU WILL KNOW WHEN I WANNO KILL YA AZZZE. . . WITH A LONG NOTICE, so you can defend ya azzzze!

Unlike the religious HYPOCRITES. . .looking for IMAGINARY chemical-weapons of 'mass-destruction' TO LOVE THEIR H-ENEMIES as themselves!

LIKE OBAMA AKA BLACK MAN IN GEORGE BUSH-MAN SKIN!

Wow!!!

Boko-haram draws nearer to THEE. . .O Jonathan!

Trying to book my ticket to Nigeria. . .and this is what I found:
Can you imagine EDO state in the same category as ABIA and IMO states?
It is finished!

OKOROS NEED TO STOP MIGRATING O! Chai!!!!
Abi OKORO NOR DEY FOR 'WESTERN NIGERIA'?
Not one single "WILD-WILD-WESTERN' state for dia?

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homesteady: ^^^
Land of red sand and no development! LOL - you got the perfect definition!

The level of kidnapping in Edo state is on another level oh! Up to the extent that Soldiers follow white Contractors everywhere

Security is just bad in that state!

From time immemorial ke!
Very useless state. My papa come from dia. . .BUT I REFUSE TO GET MARRIED FROM SUCH A CURSED PLACE TO PROPAGATE ARMED ROBBERY GENES. . . ABORTION IS THE ONLY WAY OUT FOR SURE! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!
All the POLICE COMMISSIONERS(past and present). . .ALL STARTED AS ARMED ROBBERS! You want them to jail their 'AWON BOYZ'?
Name ONE who was not collecting payment ON DEAD pensioners(while the widows and children starved to death). . . . . OR COLLECTING SALARIES OF FAKE POLICE STAFF in that EDO-STATE OF A SATAN'S LATRINE?



This one called OSHI-OMALE deserves a HOT SLAP for sure! UGLY BASSSARD!

IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ A LIE!!!!!
I refuse to believe this.
Please, stop spreading FALSE RUMORS!!!

[size=20pt]OP. . . .PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROVE IT!!!![/size]

That is a given na!
They NORTHERNES CANNOT BE BOUGHT this time. . . Having realised they were DULY-DUPED BY OBJ. . . . WITH THE INSTALLATION OF THE HALF-DEAD YARADUA.

Then he DUPED ATIKU. . .after retracting his 'gentlemanly agreement' of a promised HAND-OVER to the NORTH AFTER ONLY ONE TERM IN OFFICE!

Was that not a COLD-HEARTED miscalculation on OBJ's part?

What a macabre joke. . .THAT CAN ONLY COME FROM A SOUTHERN-CHRISTIAN like OBJ who thinks he is sooooooo damn smart!

Mehn! Even SATAN is not capable of such WICKEDNESS!!!

I hope the NORTHERNERS TAKE OVER AND DEAL WITH OBJ in his own coin!

Damn! ABACHA should have killed his AZZZZE!
What a SICK DUDE!!!

Did I mention 'tribe'?

Na so dem be. . .ELEMENTS OF DISCORD AND OPPORTUNISTIC-CONFUSIONISTS!
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!! Marry or CARRY belle at your own risk! YOU DON BORN SATAN BE THAT!!!

Bianca was not wrong for ABORTING 2 of 'em IMPS. . . I congratulate her on that account. MINUS 2 IMPS WE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH!

The land of 'red sand' and 'no progress' in the news again.

Why won't OSHIOMOLE be powerless when he dares not mess with the TOP OGBONI CULTISTS AKA RETIERED-EX-POLICE COMMISSIONERS/5-STAR-GENERALISIMO-ARMED-ROBBERS in the state WHO SPONSOR AND SHIELD THE KIDNAPPERS THEMSELVES?

ANENIH NKO? HE IS POWERLESS TOO? AFTER PUTTING OSHIOMOLE'S USELESS AZZZZE UP THERE TO SPITE IGBINEDION?

Who is he deceiving? ABI KIDNAPPERS NOR DEY PAY TAX TO TAX-COLLECTORS? If you arrest any of them. . .THEY ARE RELEASED THE NEXT MINUTE BY THE SAME POLICE CTHIEVES! Back to square one!

The only thing I LOVE EDO state for is that the people DO NOT WORSHIP MONEY.
The most un-materialistic people you could ever come across. . .I am from there, so I should know.
But alas. . .the LAZIEST and MOST FETISH SOBs and DOBs could ever encounter. . . .THANKS FOR MY DELTA agbOro genes! I FOR WOR-WOR PASS SATAN NYANSH, I SWEAR!!!!

Did I mention THE VERY UGLIEST too?
See Oshiomole's face. . . THE EPITOME OF UGLINESS. . . of the most HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENDOUS PROPORTIONS!!!!

How kidnappers and GRAND-NAPPERS nor go take over the state? If the MEN in EDO state are not pi-imp-iing their grand-daughters and GRAND-MOTHERS TO ITALY. . . AND DUBAI to do assssssssshawo work. . . they are busy kidnapping. . .WE ARE TALKING FIRST-CLASS WITH DISTINCTION ARMED-ROBBERS. . . .GRADE A+++++!!!

Police commissioners like . . .PA OSAYANDE and co. . . .who sponsor these armed robbers and MURDERERS!!!! TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!
Na today. . . ?

I can't wait to SELL all my father's and mother's properties in that CURSED state! THE DEAD HEART-BEAT OF NIGERIA!!!! Shioooor!!!

ELEMA BOYS are still alive abi? Those LOW-LIVES terrorised the whole G.R.A. . . . in my grand-father's days. . .UP TILL DATE!!!

They have now graduated to awon BOB IZUA MOTOR PARK 'OREDO-LOCAL-GOVERNMENT', SPONSORED-AREA-TOUT FROM THEIR WOR-WOR OBA'S PALACE!!!! USELEZZZZZZZ AZZZZHOLES. . . THE WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. . . RETRO-PROGRESSIVE!!!!


Abeg! MAKE DEM GO QUENCH!!!! IN PIECESSSS! I HAAAAAAAAAATE THAT STATE WITH THE MOST ACRIMONIOUS PASSION!!!!
Nonsense TINZ!

Nna. . . na corruption o!
Followed by GODLESSNESS!!!!
Nigerians DO NOT KNOW GOD OR ALLA-AH!!!!

Unfortunately. . . both can NEVER be fixed!!!
SO DIAFOR. . .I REMAIN AN AMERICAN FOR LIFE. . . AND DEATH!!!!
Even my dead body will not be buried in ANY AFRICAN SOIL. . . . .I shall be cremated!
Only cremation would appease my spirit. . . .so I do not wander in the afterlife. . . .CURSED IN LIFE AS A NIGERIAN. . . BUT FREE IN DEATH!!!

Amen!!!!

AWA MONEY OOOOOOH!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1CB7RMPFI

No. OBJ is! Like his TRIBE!!!!
GEJ is the most CLUELESS! Like his TRIBE!!!!!

You tell me!
Has your life changed?

Are we not still sending money via MONEYGRAM ATI WESTERN UNION TO FEED THE NEEDY?

Are we not still on exile ON NAIRALAND?

Do you have HEALTH BENIFITS FROM YOUR GOVERNORS?

Is BASIC EDUCATION free for your GRANDKIDS?

Abi na FASHOLA REFORMS YOU GO CHOP?

Only if you are LEGALLY MARRIED. . . AND YOUR BRIDE PRICE WAS PAID AND NEVER RETURNED!!!!!

We nor go greeeee o!
We nor go greeeeeee!

Jonathan CANNOT be a NIGERIAN DEE-K-TATOR FOR 10 years!!!

2 terms ONLY!!!! 2 more years only!!!

OBJ FAILED!!!! GEJ WILL FAIL WITH FLYING COLORS TOOOOO!!!

HARRRRRRRAMBE!!!!

One reason I looooove Northernems!!!!
They love POWER, but can NEVER WORSHIP WEALTH!!!

Just like EDO peeps! WEALTHY IN SPIRIT!!!!

Kudos!!! Unlike our dear NOLLYWOOD/NAIRALAND FLASHERS . . . . . Wey dey NAYKED ON AND OFFLINE LIKE MOI!!!!

I Carry Front
I Carry Back

Na FULL PACKAGE. . . . No shaking!!! MY PAPA NOR BE ADENUGA!!!

How for DO?

Habaaaaa!!!

Dem be wetin my darling ESAN peeps dey call "O FIEH KE-FIEH MU REH" aka OBEY THE WIND TROSIS!!!


Too busy chopping ATIKU AND TINUBU DEM AN-USES!!!!

They have SIIIIIIINCE DENIED the 'EBELE AZIKIWE' portion of the FELLOW IGBO MAN while looking to be "VP SLUTS" to ATIKU OR TINUBU!!!

4 years ago, they JUBILATED GEJ was their IGBO BROVVVVAH!!!

Watch NGIGE and SOLUDO. . . The GAY FELLAS OF OKIJA in action!!!!

Anywhere to shhhhoooook 'EHD. . . . . Including for h-inside ABOKI NYANSH!!! BOY-BOYS WITH 'RED CAPS' like EKWUEME!!!!

Can't STAND for NOTHING, but NOISE!!!
Like NIGERIA, like NAIRALAND!!!!


OTIMKPU-SUPER-STARS-ORIGINALE!!!

LOW-LIVES!!!!!

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Beaf!:
So who is Stella Damascus? How many time did she open her legs before given a role to act in a film? How many film directors has she f^cked before becoming 'famous'?

What advice does she have for her sisters of primary and secondary school age who f#ck teachers and their mates in classrooms/toilets in Lagos?

A 13yr old girl who is defiled by her husband and a 13yr old girl who is defiled on a street who is more decent?

Nonsense!

GBAM!!!!

Especially, a thirteen YIA HOLE that survived the BIAFRAN WAR. . . . . Like herself!!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Unbelievable!!!

How did I get sooooooo lucky?
My POOHSIE-CUP runneth OVA!!!
O SE BABA MI!!!!

South killing south!!!
Na wa oh!!!

Is CP MBU an IGBO man?

Na KWESHUN I dey hass o!

The name sounds like an IGBO name!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!


Ooooooh!!!! He is from CROSS RIVERS.

The south killing the south!!! Na wah oooooooooooh!!!!!!

Igbo PIPO siddon dey look! Time to break away done KAM o! Dem dey busy dey sleep for TINUBU BACKYARD waiting to do VP "SLUT' for APC!!!!!!! Short KPEMGBU-NGIGE don reasssssh APC tey-tey!!!
OKORRRRO OBJ BOY-BOY SOLUDO dey wan corner dey chop H-.ATIKU BLOKOS!!!!

Even CARIBBEANCA FANI-KAYODE-OJUKWU don reaaaash SPAIN!!!

BiafraWorld herrrrrria KAM!
Mu ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaah!!!!



Look at these DRIIIINKARDS making noise? Where una dey when BOKO HARAM dey reign?


ASSSSSSSHAWO BURUKUTU TEN-GREEN-BOTUS-STANDING-ONE-DA-WALL!!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!!

I agree! HE IS A MUSLIM AND A NORTHERNER!
He comes from such DISTINCTIVE BREED THAT WOULD MOS-DEF LEYOO KNOW IF AND WHEN THEY ARE GONNA KILL YA AZZZZE. . . . AND FOR GOOD REASON TOO!

No OTOKOTO SOUTHERN, CHRISLAMIC BUUULL-SHYTTING, PISSING OR MESSSSSSSING!!!

May the good ALLA-H treasure his precious soul for ever!!! AMEN!!!

When commeth another?

I was too young and ignorant of his ICONOBLASTIC RELEVANCE THEN!

I am a believer now AND FOREVER!!!! AMEN!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE CHINA!!!!
Time to deal with this US once and for all!!!

Obama!!! Oya, bring out that ya KENYATTAN BLOKOS!!!

Get ready to send those ya SASSSHA-SSSSSHAWO AND MALIA-SSSSSHASSSSSHAWO DAUGHTERS TO DIE F'0'RST'!!!

Ewuuuuuuuuu OREO COOKIE POTUS!!!!