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Mu ha ha ha ha

I LOVVVVVVIT!!!!


Fancy winning an election without contesting!!!!!

Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!



OBJ!!!! You still dey NAFFFFF?

ORRRRRUEEEEEEEY!!!!! LWKMDead!!!!

IBBBBBBBORRRRRRRO FOR VEEEE PEEEEE!!!!!

Afam4eva: I no just understand this woman sha. I think some water has passed under the bridge that has made you hate Igbos will so much passion. Do you mind sharing?

What kind of water?
What kind of bridge?

Neither! I have ABSOLUTELY no doubt that IGBOS ARE THE WORRRRRRRST HUMAN-LOOK-ALIKES that SATAN EVER FASHIONED BY MISTAKE!!!

Followed by YORUBA PEEPS!

So which of the bridges or waters ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?

You lack understanding!

My assertions have TO DO WITH NIGERIA . . . . . . . . AND NIGERIAN POLITICS AS THEY AFFECT US ALL AS NIGERIANS DARLING ONLY!!! So, GERRRRROVA yourself AND YOUR FANTASMAGGGGGORIC ILLUSIONS of my person !!!

I have NO EXPERIENCES but THOSE OF A HAPPY CHILDHOOD/LIFE TO SHARE WITH YOU! AMMMMEN!!!!

Sorry to disappoint YOU and YOUR ILK! THIS IS ABOUT NIGERIA, not my happy life!!!

Thank you!!!!

Now, back to topic!!!

*thread unfollowed*

Afam4eva: Does it mean you hate your mom and Husband too I don't just understand your frustration.

As for my mom and my husband? Too bad I can't gerrrrrrid of both!!!!! I would have done JUST THAT!
My prayers will be answered ONE-DAY.

JUST ONE DAY! I will REJOICE O!

I can't wait for BOTH to QUENCH!!!! AMEN!!!

On one condition! NOT BY MY HANDS!!!!

Afam4eva: So, you're from Delta North and you hate Igbos soo much

I am from EDO STATE!
My mom and husband are BOTH FROM ASABA!!!!
I HATE IGBOS WITH LETHAL PASSION!!!!
Especially YOOOOOOU from "ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF SORROW"!!!!

Una nor go DIE beta!!! AMEN!!!!

alutacontinua:
This woman has old oooooo.....
wetin she dey find for cyber-space, na newspapers you suppose dey read

DEBECHUKWU OJUKWU nor dey NL?
With grey PUBIC BIA-BIA and all?
Mtcheeeeew!
Abi NL na h-only for OLD, BAAAAALD MEN NI?

As OOOOOOLD AS PA ANENIH, and STILL RRRRROCKING BOTH BOAT AND CRADLE!!!!

Chop SSSSSSHYTE DARLING!!!!!

I LAUGH IN FLAVOUR N'ABANIA !!!

Eeeeey-Heeeeeey-Heeeeeey-HEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

OYOLIMAAAAAH!!!!!

I go MARRY cyber moderator!!!
Part 7!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

Father lord! Passeth By Me Not!!!

When will I marry my own SUPER-ASSSSSSH MOD?

Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!!

3rd marriage. The best!!! 14 years!!!!
Married for 20years total!
All from the SOUTH-SOUTH!

ALL OTHER PARTS OF DELTA STATE BESIDES MY DARLING DELTA NORTH, TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA X0.
NORTHERN NIGERIA, TUFIAAAAAAKWA X1.
WESTERN NIGERIA, TUFIAAAAAAKWA X2.
EASTERN NIGERIA, TUFIAAAAAAKWA X3.

I can NEVER get married to ANY MAN THAT IS NOT FROM DELTA NORTH!!!
Cheap PHOCK n' DUMP only!

Lots of experience DEALING with NIGERIAN MEN!!!

6 EMBRYOS TOTAL!!!!

Btw! 4 grand babies too!

AMAECHI!!!! YOU MAKE ME PROOOOOOUD TO BE A SOUTH-SOUTHERNER.

Soooooo SORRY, I took you for granted!!!

You have redeeeeeemed the image of the SOUTH-SOUTH in my eyes! I had lost all hope!

Say NOOOOO to BULLIES on or offline!!!

No going back SIR!!!! TIME TO DEAL WITH THE FISHERMAN AND HIS MGBEKE WIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL. . . . . Or you are a DEAD MAN TALKING!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Typical NIGERIAN marriage BY ACCIDENTAL SP-ERM DISCHARGE!!!!

Kudos to this judge!!!

The man nor get shame sef! Check out his excuse for not wanting a dissolution to the "MARRIAGE-BY-PREGNANCY" trap! The woman dey gif imm useless azzzzze money?

I applaud this woman for taking the BOLD STEP in gerrrrrrrin' rid of the LOAFER-SPE-RRRRM-DONOR!

I laugh in FLAVOUR N'ABANIA. . . . .

Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeeeeeey!!!!! OYOLIMAAAAAH!!!!!!!

O TI SE O!
Baba O TI SE O!!!!!!

Did I not tell y'awwwwwl that the DAFTEST NIGERIANS ARE FROM THE SOUTH-SOUTH?

I laugh anytime I read or hear other Nigerians call ABOKI man illiterate!!!

Let the games begin!

This one good na!

He will DIE soon! Mark my words!!!!!!

*deleted! wrong thread*

Mayflowa: It may be true am despicable to her. She may thought why wud she carry this fuuuckking ba.stardd child for this ingrate!

It goes to show how much she loathes you!
She might just ABORT YOU NEXT!!!
Watch out!!!!

The deed has already been done, you can't do her NO SHYTE, and NEITHER CAN WE!

Baby don dey 'float' for SUCK-A-WAY tey-try. . . . . aka FOOD FOR WORMS!

Mooooooove on!

You must be a VERY POOR MAN!!!
No woman can DARE question a TRUE breadwinner's authority I swear!

You are married to a WITCH simple!
As you take enter for dia, COMOT YA AZZZZE!

You have made your bed!
YOU BEEN DEY FAIN "FRRRRRESH", VAJIN-BRIDE, WITH OKIJA-CHRISTIAN FLOWING WHITE GOWN ABI?

Next time, MARRRY A WOMAN THAT HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY A FELLOW BABY-DADDY LIKEY YA!!!!

Don't allow one miserable and insecure BYTCH of a wife to make you dis-inherit your first son, LIKE OJUKWU AND "DEBE"!

When you quench, YAWA GO GASSS OH!!!

After ya wife go SLEEP FFK finish, NYYYYYANSH BOTH YOUR DEAD-BARRRRRY AND GEJ OWN TAKE REACH SPAIN, this your EXTREME BITTER "KOLA-WOLE" of a son go KAM to tanda for NL dey shout "HARLOT-HARLOT"!!!! While YOUR QUEEN OF ASSSSHAWO-SHEBA, abi na CARRIBEAN-BIAFRAN QUEEN locks OUT ALL YOUR older children out of their own home, ALL THE WAY FROM SPAIN!!!!

Amen!!!
Lerrrrrus see if the DAFT SOUTH-SOUTH can avoid being the first to be IMPEACHED!!!

Shame to BEGGARS!!!!

Jonathan don fight IBORI, IGBENEDION, ODILI, SYLVA AND AMAECHI!!!!

Watch NDI-IGBO SHIFT BASE!!!

This poliTEASE sweeeeeeet toooo mussssssshu!!!!!

Time to get NEW SUGAR DADDIES!!!!

GoooooodBYE to the PDP OLD TESTAMENT!!!!! Jonathan, MOOOOOOVE OVA!!!!

UDUAGHAN, moooooove OVA!!!!! ISHI AKPU!!!!!

No agreement o!
2nd base jor!!!!

1st IBORI!!

2nd SYLVA!!!

3rd AMAECHI!!!

Brother killing brother in the FRATERNITY OF LOOTOCRACY!!!!

Naaaaaah!!! GEJ MUST GOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

I LOOOOOVE NORTHERNERS I SWEAR!!!
They have BALLS!!!! I mean BIG BALLS!!!!
The weaknesses of this OPE ati APE ati ODDDDDE called GEJ will be more glaring to the world!

MummmmmuNI is busy running to AREA GOD-FATHER OBJ for solutions!!!

OYAAAAAA OOOOOOH!

ABURI ACCORD!!!! Part 2. Venue? ADAMAWA STATE!!!

Gooooooooooo TIKKKKKKKKUUUUUU!!!!!

This is DEMOCRACY AT WORK!!!' OYA COME AND RIG!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che che!!!

Thanks for 'considering' her!
She must be pretty desperate to deal with someone like you! If you see a woman as your ultimate 'egg-donor', you must have aborted a few OR MANY in YOUR 20s and 30s'!

What are you on about?
Afraid of KARMA THE SWEEET BYNTCH?

Na so Naija wan take BREAK?

CHA! CHA! CHA!
KWENUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!

PDP gets a NEW PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE!!!

GEJ is OUT!!!!

Where are the GHANA MUST GO BAGS !!!

Like OBJ, LIKE GEJ! Time to CHOP YOUR MONEY!!!!


Third Term Agenda don FAIL AGAIN!!!!!


Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Who cares?
I don't!

PDP and Nigeria can never feed moi!
More cheap entertainment please!

Sorry you are hurt and angry, but it is HER RIGHT TO DO AS SHE WISHES, MARRRRRRRIED OR NOT!

No woman should be made to incubate and birth ANY offspring from A DESPICABLE SOURCE, husband included! 10 months is daaaaaaaaaamn, too long a road to HELL.

Next time ask ya 'GOD' to give you an ADAM'S UTERUS, instead of an 'APPLE'!

You sef! STOP PHOCKING HER OR KISS HER AZZZZZE GOOD-BYE!!!!

SHIKENA!!!!

Oh! BTW, abortion is the CHEAPEST form of contraception in AFFFRRRRIKKKKKA!!!!

Small GAL you don know DA TIN. . . . !
Nne, abeg dress come Naija small.
You could make a fortune from some BABY FARM owners!

Mu Che Che Che che

Thank you Mr. POTUS!
You gat it wrong!
I PLAN TO STAY AWAY FROM NIGERIA, especially THE SOUTHERN STATES!!!

Was it the NORTH or SOUTH that did IYAMIRI during the war?

What makes ANYONE think it is gonna be different ANY OTHER TIME AROUND?

Especially, with AMAECHI AND SOLUDO posing with ATIKU, then NGIGE posing with TINUBU?

Who is GEJ gonna pose with?


I DEY LAUGH OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!

With RIGGGING "RINJIM", all tins are posssssabooo!!!

GOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUI!!!!!!

Who clean my post?

May your ANCESTORS decamp from their RAFIA-CASKETS to ADAMAWA state to REST IN PIECES DIA!!!

Ewu PDP di ka ghi!!!

If I don like to be a HOUSEWIFE, a HOUSEHUSBAND would irritate me even more!!! I like my men PROFESSIONALLY and gainfully-EMPLOYED!!!

Mu he he he he

Who removed the pissssshure of my UN-PADDED MAMMMARIES?
Or was it causing some NL 'house-husbands' to RELEASE for lack of the REEEEAL thing in their lives?