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This is a juvenile question.
I will not dignify this with a response!


*making a quick exit. . . before i act a 'fool' or 'lose my mind' or 'cool'*


TIME FOR WORK. . .PRRRRRRRRRRAISE MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD!!!!

namis007: Comon, the baby is just few months old.

Ok o!

*but the balls are big na*

This is only 2013 o!
WETIN GO HAPPEN FOR 2014?

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICA, I LOVE YOU FOR EVER AND EVER. . . AMEN!!!!

Amaechi has pulled an ACE. . .OVER JONATHAN GOODLUCK!
HE HAS THE BACKING OF THE NORTH!!!!
You can't go wrong with the backing of the NORTH!

GEJ DON LOSE!!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIT!!!!

My prayers have been answered by my H-AGNOSTIC GAWWWWWWD!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NORTHERNERS!!!!

The DAFTNESS AND WEAKNESS OF GEJ WILL BE FINALLY EXPOSED!!!!

HALLLELUJAH!!!!

[size=20pt]EDO STATE. . .PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE FOLLOW!!!![/size]

Join the WINNING TEAM. . .THE NORTHERNERS!!!!
The weakness of JONATHAN GOODLUCK will be finally exposed!!!!
NOW THAT ALL HIS 'BOKO-HARAM' backings have left!

I am reeeeeeeeeeeeeally enjoying this!!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE NORTHERNERS!

SOUTHERNERS, MAKE UNA SIDDON FOR DIA DEY FOOL UNA AZZZES!

Mu che che che che che che

The handwriting is on the wall. . . . !

THE TIME HAS COME FOR 'THINGS FALL APART' PART 2!

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE MY H-AMERICAN PASSSPORT!!! THANK YOU MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD!!!!

You can't call them traitors FOR EXERCISING THEIR RIGHTS TO FREE ASSEMBLY. . .THIS IS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. . . NOT TREASON!

EVERYBODY MOVE BACK TO YOUR HOME STATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

YAWA WAN GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS O!

If you are thinking of buying houses in Lagos or ABUJA. . .STOP NOW!!!
Save your money OUTSIDE NIGERIA. . . .OR UNDER YOUR PILLOW NOW!

ALL BANKS WILL BE CLOSED IN 2015!!!!

Ndi-Igbo. . . MOVE OUT OF THE NORTH. . .DEPORT YOURSELVES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

You have enough time. . .DO NOT SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU ALL!!!!

[size=20pt]ABUBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKA ATIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKU!!!!

It has to be a NORTHERNER. . . before ANY SOUTHERNER. . . .NO APOLOGIES!!!!![/size]

I looooooooooooove this man!!!!
A BORN LEADER WITH SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CLASS!!!
He has wives AND CHILDREN FROM ALL CORNERS OF NIGERIA TOO!!!!

James Ibori. . .YOUR SAVIOR AND REDEEMER LIVETH IN ATIKU!!!!

I wonder if OBJ STILL DEY LAUGH?

[size=20pt]I DEY LAUGH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKU!!!!!![/size]

I am so glad the NORTH IS STICKING TOGETHER THIS TIME AROUND!
EDO STATE. . .PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE JOIN THEM!!!!

My own is not artificial o!

RE-DECORATING!
Making my home feel like BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAND NEW EVERY YEAR, BY MOVING THINGS AROUND!

I loooooooooovit!
You can tell this man REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ENJOYS IT!
Made my day!!!!

HANDSOME MAN!

But why does the baby have a 'short' blokos?
Is he half-CHINCO?

jennykadry: KANWULIA PREACH.

BTW what have you done again wey them ban you? This username of yours got me rotfl

I don kia! I get many HANDLES to come back with. . . !
DEM GO BAN TAYA KE! I keep ALWAYS my promises to HENEMIES especially . . .REMAINING ON NL TILL I DIE IS THE ONLY ONE PROMISE I HAVE MADE TO KEEP. . . EVEN IN DEATH!

Guaranteed!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. . . I was not banned! I just changed my handles. . .I BANNED MYSELF!

KAN WU LIA NU. . .BIKO NU!

I am in your shoes and gladly so!

GOOD NEWS. . . . my men love me JUST THE WAY I AM!
But. . .I attract and keep the BEST MEN ONLY(I am not boasting o) . . . .because THEY ARE ALL WORTHY OF MY RESPECT .........AND ONLY BECAUSE THEY ALL RESPECT ME FOR WHAT I AM WITHOUT PUT-DOWNS!

You MAY only have a TYPE A personality. . . .unless you are a sociopath who has never learned to get along with PEOPLE IN GENERAL. . .NOT JUST MEN!

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO OFFER BESIDES YOUR STUBBORNNESS AND BASKET OF OPINIONS? OR DO YOU JUST NAG AND PICK FIGHTS UNNECESSARILY WHEN YOU SHOULD BE MAKING LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN . . .

For example. . . . . . .

I AM THE MOST STUBBORN, OPINIONATED AND FOUL MOUTHED WOMAN YOU COULD EVER COME ACROSS! BUT I ONLY GIVE SUCH TREATMENTS TO PEOPLE WHO MOST-DEFINITELY NEED SUCH 'NASTINESSESS' FROM MOI(like when I encounter PYCHO-SOCIO-PATHS, BIGOTS OR MALE CHAUVINISTS). . . SINCE RESPECT BEGETS RESPECT!

MOST IMPORTANTLY. . .I AM THE MOST HARRRRRRRRRRRRD-WORKING, JOVIAL, CARING, SWEEET AND KIND, PERSON YOU COULD EVER MEET OR DEAL WITH! IF YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR CORNER, YOU CAN NEVER FAIL!!!!. . .MY MEN ALWWWWWWWAYS SUCCEED IN LIFE!!!!

I AM THE ULTIMATE MOTIVATOR TO MAKE ALL YOUR SOCIO-ECONOMIC DREAMS COME TRUE!!! I SPOIL MY MEN RRRROTTEN!!!!



SO, WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS?

LET YOUR LIGHT SHOW. . . .!



You need to DROP 'em zeros. . .AND GET YOU SOME HEROZZZZZ!
You need to stop dealing with WIMPS and attract REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL MEN, who can look beyond YOUR NATURAL TRAITS.

You cannot have 2 DOMINANT PERSONALITIES IN A RELATIONSHIP . . . !
If you are an ALPHA female. . .LOOK FOR A 'BETA' male! SIMPLE!!!!

It is unusual to have such relationships with MEN only. . . IT IS YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE. . . AND IF YOU FEEL IT IS A PROBLEM IN YOUR LIFE. . . .YOU MAY HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ALONE. . .OR LEARN TO CURB YOUR IMPULSIVENESS. . .AND EXERCISE MORE SELF-RESTRAINT!

Simply put? IT IS CALLED 'GROWING UP' aka 'MATURITY'!

WHEN THE CHILD STARTS FLOGGING YOU OR GIVES YOU YOUR FIRST HOT SLAP!

I have fornicated and ADULTERATED. . . it is still my MOST FUN HOBBY!
Good news. . .I HAVE AN OPEN MARRIAGE.
Nothing to forgive.
Only CHRISTIANS feel such sense of mortification FOR SOMETHING THAT COMES NATURALLY. . .or feel ashamed for the 'FREE WILL' their 'DANE GOD' blessed them with.
I ain't no CHRISLAMITE. . .so I FEEL NO GUILT.

My next runZZZZ is scheduled for my BIRTHDAY, with my boyfriend IN PARIS. . . !

The GUILTY are afraid. . .AND THE AFRAID ARE GUILTY!
Pele o. . . NOT APPLICABLE!

I have never needed 'FRIENDS' in my life o!
I am pretty much EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY independent!
Thanks to a 'LOOOOOOOOVING' family network!
Too late to make friends now. . .I ONLY DO ACQUAINTANCES OR ASSOCIATES.

I don't allow ANYONE IN MY HOME! I don't visit people either!
You can NEVER find me in a group of 2 or three women. . .or men!
OVER MY DEAD BARRRY!
I ain't gat that kind of 'goofy' time! Not that needy!

Yup!
But I change my PIN # after I did that!
Never dangle ya carrots in the nostrils of HUNGRY RABBITS!

Sounds like a woman suffering from what I call "THE HALLE BERRY SYNDROME" or CURSE! Your upbringing and relationship with your FATHER as a FEMALE determines how you can relate with the MALES in your life! SOUNDS LIKE THIS 'SISTAH-WOMAN'
WAS ABANDONED BY AAAAAALLLLL MALE FIGURES IN HER LIFE. . . . EVEN BROTHERS!

I HAVE TOLD YOU PEOPLE MANY TIMES THAT AFRICA AND NIGERIA ESPECIALLY, is full of EMOTIONAL VAGABONDS!!!! If you were NEVER BORN WITH LOVE, YOU
CAN NEVER ATTRACT OR APPRECIATE LOVE!!!

If you need to sustain A RELATIONSHIP, it is FAKE!
Love is NOT by force!!!!

How do you sustain a relationship with SOMEONE you do NOT even like, not to mention love?

That is equal to LIVING IN BONDAGE!!!!!

Fiaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!! I resemble 'CHRISTIAN' or 'MUSLIM' wife or CONCUBINE?

I HAVE TO REEEEEALLY LIKE YOU TO LIVE UNDER THE SAME ROOF WITH YOU O!

If not na separate floors in the same house OR SEPARATE HOUSES!!!

I do NOT maintain 'relationships' with EMOTIONAL NOMADS/VAGABONDS!!!!

After PHOCKING, please PACK YA TROSIS AND TOOTHBRUSH and GET DA HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

See ya azzzzze, when I need ya, IF I NEED YOU!

Did I not tell you I WAS RAISED BY A MAN? Oxytocin ko, MELATONIN ni!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Abi I resemble MGBEKE-TOTO wey dey find love WITHOUT SELF-LOVE? I don play DA SHYTE! If love does not sustain itself, NO DEAL! I ain't that NEEDY or DESPERATE for mundane or divine companionship, thank you!
I did not have such DO OR DIE LOVE-LIKE PARENTS!

THE QUESTION IS: WHAT CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT I CANNOT GIVE MYSELF?

WITH ME, you only get what you GIVE! NOT A PENNY MORE, NOT A PENNY LESS!

I resemble DESPERADO-MUGU?

Rubbbish!!!

Hmmmmmm!
If she can swallow a phone, she can swallow a BLOKOS too! This wan na real "DEEP THROAT"!

I sorry for any man wey go put Pehnis for h-inside her MOTT! Mu he he he he he

A married 19 year old? She must have got married as a CHILD-BRIDE! Serves his azzzzze rught!!!!

This man will respect her from now on! .

The next time, she will SHOVE IT 'where the sun don shine'!

Who gives a PHOCK?
Did I ask em about the housemaids that showed them the "WAY"?

Who wants to respect a 'dude' with INFANTITIS OF THE BLOCKOS?

Abi did I disrespect him for showing the "TRUTH" and the "LIGHT"?

Mtcheeeeeeeew!

Because THEY saw ALL the BLOWS their mothers received!

Your choice!
Ask TINA NGOZI IKECHUKWU TURNER!!!

Luish: I am an American woman who looks white, even though I'm both white and African American. I am terrified of the women in Nigeria. Based on what I have seen in the U.S., African women hate when African men marry another race. I'm trying to learn as much as I can to be able to survive while we are in Nigeria. HELP!!!

Then it means you have NOT done your homework(both theory AND practiCUUUMs).

You are gonna FAIL WITH BOTH FLYING COLORS AND DISTINCTION!!!!

NIGERIAN women are the least of your problems darling. We only sit TIGHT and pity you! Even after eating ya frontal and BACK LOBES, for RED, YELLOW OR GREEN CARDS. . . . He will still PREFER A NIGERIAN BUSHMEAT from his village IN HIS OLD AGE!

Pele my dia!!!

Please ask those 'a wannabees' NL males way don waka hiarrrrrrrandia taya for EUROPE AND 'THE H-AMERICAS' taya!!!!





*time for my sweeeeeet work! JOURNEY MERCIES HALLELUJAH!!! logging off *

Expect to be DUPED in cash and KIND!
Unless you be CHINESE!!!
Na only CHINESE man or woman fit DUPE NAIJA porsin CLEAN AND SQUARE!!!

Now that we are VERY much aware of BOTH MEDIEVAL AND RENAISSANCE VS CONTEMPORARY BABY FARMS ALL OVER NIGERIA, please go for MATERNITY TEST FIRST!

100% PROBABILITY she will NOT be your mother after all!

If she had ANY LIVING HUSBAND (prolly ALL DEAD), please ask him/them if this ya MAMA disappeared inside ANY BUSH in OKIGWE or OSHOGBO for 9 months, only to ABBBBRACADABBBBBRA with you to do naming ceremony on your stolen azzzzzze!!!!

The most WICKED NIGERIAN WOMEN are those BARRRREN CHRISTIAN ONES, who go about faking pregnancies and chopping off their maids toes/inserting flaming pitch-forks into their VJJs and POOP-HOLES out of SATANIC ENVY!!!!!

Their GODS OR SATANS cursed them with BARRRRRRENESS for MANY reasons!

Go and check! You sound more like a HOUSEMAID than a daughter.

Just saying. . . . . ,

HMMMMMM!!!

Soooooo, FRUIT OF THE BLOKOS could not bring happiness huh? It must be PURE HELL living and raising children in a MISSSSERABLE marriage for sure!

Will the cursed BLACK race ever understand that?

NEVER GET MARRIED UNDER PRESSURE!!!!!