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NIGERIAN men are NEVER faithful to FRUITFUL women, not to mention to BARRRRRREN ones likey ya!

BABY, KWA-RI-KWA-RI-KWA-RI KIRIKATA jooooor!!!!
Now, lerrrrus see if the next DOG will do better!

NAIJA women too like stress I swear!
MTCHEEEEEEEEW!!!!!

Jobless "chop my money" house-wife" !
Mtcheeeeeew!!!!

If you want cheap SALIENT HIRED ASSASSINS, you can always head to the EAST for sure!!!!

This "Enugu-Killer" has defiNATly killed MANY A TIME! No doubt!

Which problems did JONATHAN not inherit from OBJ?
If anyone should be blamed for NIGERIA'S WOES it should be OBJ. . . .the so-called father of DEMON-CRAZY IN NIGERIA!
Not the military!

IF HE HEAD OF THE FISH IS ROTTEN. . . So sayeth ABUBAKAR ATIKU!

Practice makes perfect!

MAMAPUT!

The same OJUKWU that could not win a common 'SENATE' seat?
Hmmm!
Like Jesus. . .Like Ojukwu.
Posthumous 'glory'!

“Oh, I wish our leader, the Ikemba Ndigbo, were still alive to see the formation of APC. He should have asked Ndigbo to embrace it in their interest,” Okorocha said.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA

The black man is truly a 'special breed'!

Time for Jonathan to CRY. . .
Now he feels it!
Glad he is reaping the LAWLESSNESS HE KEEPS SOWING!

Nmeri17: biko dont "all-the-best" me [size=20pt]and just go away.[/size]

I prefer this better!
See as una dey una own hands spoil una own FAKE THREADS?
Gosh! I really miss the innocent days of NL. . . 2007, WHEN I DID NOT REALIZE THAT NL WAS A BIG FRAUD!!!!
Till the serpents found their ways into ADAM'S AND EVE'S AZZZZES to do I WANNO-MARRY-MODERATOR-CARRY-BELLE-FOR-CYBER!

Na which kain THREAD BE DIS?

Normally, when an OP opens a thread. . .THE THREAD WOULD REST A LITTLE FROM THE 'SO-CALLED-OP'!!!

BUT ALAS! Not in this day and age. . .with the proliferation of ATTENTION-SEEKING-DESPERADO-JOBLESS-OPs!

Time for this SEUN of a "thing" to shut down this 'joke' of SO-SO 419 posters JOINT! I will be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL ON IT'S COFFIN. . . .

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

BACK TO WORK JARE! TIME FOR ROUND 3!!!! LESS THAN 5 HOURS TO CLOSE!!!!

*next ALAYE thread jare*

Nmeri17: So thats how kanwulia abandoned me after dangling a rope as if she was going to help me out of the pit i am in.Now i will rot in this dungeon and continue being miserable and experience untold entropy and disorderliness. Pls if any of u knows her kindly call her for me

Na only "WULIA" DANGLE rope for you for this thread?
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Another MGBEKE woman with 'NO ISSHHHOOOOZ ATI NO FRUIT OF THE GORILLA WOMB" disease don come again o!!!! ABBBBBBBA AGAIN, in GHANA!!!!
Chai!!!!

Barrrrrrrennnnness from GOD OR SATAN na SIN OR CRIME?

Nigeria SHOULD BE THE ONLY COUNTRY in the world on the MAURY POVICH show with the disgraceful announcements "BY 99.TEN-TEN-TEN-TEN%, YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER OF ANY CHILD ON EARTH"!!!!!

Adopting babies or children is a FORM of LEGALLY PURCHASING infants/children? SO WHY GO THE CRIMINAL ROUTE?

To prove the you have a FUNCTIONAL WOMB or what?

Gadddddddemmmmit! Thanks to my H-AGNOSTIC GAWWWWD! I ain't no DAFT CHRISTIAN MGBEKE AFRICAN WOMAN!

What REEEETARDS!!!!

I pity AFRICAN WOMEN I swear!!!!

What part of DELTA STATE is OKIGWE?
You chop HERBS FOR OKIGWE, buy pickin from where?
Liar! Liar! TOTO on FAYA!!

Please, she paid for her BORN-TROWAY fruit of the womb!!! FREEEEEE HER and go after MAMA OKIGWE!!!

Shiiiiiioooooooor!!!! 1.2 Million na joke by CAMEROONIAN OR NIGERIAN STANDARDS?


Leave DELTA STATE OUT OF THIS O! Na OKIGWE dem buy that fikin! SHIKENA!!!

* logging off! back to my sweeeeet work jarrrrre *

Spell-caster ko, ADEBOYE-caster ni!
Love na by force o!
Mu Che Che Che Che che

OGUN STATE MARRIED TO OGUN STATE!!!!!
Only DEATH will WOUND YOU PART!!! For real!!!

Hey!!!! E don happen and IT IS APOCALYPTO!!!!

* adjusting me bouncy curls under my hair-dryer . . . .peep out from under the scorching heat . . . . . *


OP! You say WETIN?

Soooooooooo tired of reading about all these TYPICAL-NIGERIAN-DYSFUNCTIONAL-DIS-UNIONS!!!!

Do you actually call this a MARRIAGE?

*out of dryer. . . .time to wax my eyebrows AND IGBOTIC-HAIRY LIP AND CHIN*

No advice for you o! As you carry that your NYANSH h-enter for h-inside dia, NA YOU GO CARRY THAT YOUR SAME AZZZZZZZE COMOT FROM DIA!!!!

SHIKENA!!!!!

Bashiru in CALABAR land?

WOW!'

Anyhow, anyhow, sha-sha!!!!

Grrrrrrrreat UNIBEN!!!

1984-1988!!!!

We dey KAMKPEEEEEE!!! NO SSSSSHAKING!!!!

When good MEN are SOOOOOOOO scarce, YOU CAN NEVER TELL.
A FEW GOOD WOMEN LIKE MOI have just learned to MANAGE THE DAMAGED GOODS, WITHOUT TURNING CARNAGE!!!

* chai! work wanno killllly porsin! 5 hours to go *

Hmmmm!
One of the MANY reasons I can NEVER live in NIGERIA OF AFRICA!!!

The LAST thing we SHALL discuss in this sweeeeet OPEN marriage of mine in FINANCES!!!

We have tailored out our financial responsibilities to suit our INDIVIDUAL(not JOINT) incomes. Each keeps to his or hers! NO ARGUMENTS!!!


Dear OP, you live in a society that will NEVER ALLOW WOMEN TO MAXIMIZE THEIR POTENTIALS!

As a NIGERIAN MAN, YOU ARE REAPING THE JUST REWAREDS!!!! You are SADDLED WITH AN ECONOMIC ALBATROSS aka GROSS LIABILITY OF A WIFE taught to sit on her azzzzze to wait and collect CHOP-MONEY! Sounds like you married an MGBEKE-JEW WOMAN!!!!

This na reeeeeeal VILLAGE wife who just moved to LEG-GUS from ABA or NNEWI!!! A reeeeeeal LAGOS WIFE FEEDS HER HUSBAND, who does not WORK!!!!

Get ready for a MARRIAGE from HELL!

You are in BIIIIIIIIIIG trouble sir! Pele o!!!

PLEEEEEEEEASE, MAKE UNA NOR 'CARRRREEH' BELLE YET O! Na dis kain wahala dey cause TRIPLETS!!!! Even H-EGG AND SPE/RM DEY FRRRRRRUSSSSSSTTRRRRRAAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!


Abeg call Fashola to DEPORT her azzzzze IMMEDIATELY!!!!

And the vote is unanimous!!!

One more for the house! EVEN MY BROTHER DEM TYPE. . . . .I REBUKE THEM!!!!
I am ONLY JUST MANAGING MY DOOOORLING HUSBAND, because I REEEAAALLLY do like him. Like any birth DEFECT, I have come to accept his NAUSEATING, NIGERIAN MALE-MADNESS!!!!!
Any small KPEREM, he is OUT THE DOOR!!! He has sooooo learned to mind his business, not MINE!!!!


Shouting at the top of my LUNGS. . . .

HHHHHHEEEEELLLL NOOOOOO!!!!!!


Great father, LOOOOUSY HUSBAND !!!! Reeeeeal "GBEGERI ARISTOCRAT"!!!! Kai!!!!

50% more 'normal' than the average NIGERIAN/AFRICAN SPE/RM - DONOR!

My mom did not tolerate his CORKY, CORNY CHAUVINISTIC AZZZZE EITHER!

She is a CERTIFIED NUT herself!!!! Love her for that!!! She show am KPE-KPE, fear no let am re-marry till he QUENCH!!! She survived his azzzze for sure.
No 'my fellow widows' ! Thank you! They had been separated for over 30 years!!! Hallelujah!!!!! We nor dey 'una' KILLYWEE TO INHERIT PROP-TY GANG OF BUSHMEATS I beg o!!!! SOH!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che


Like ALL NIGERIAN/AFRICAN MEN, no respect for women. Serves his azzzzzze RIGHT!!!! I do not PITY any NIGERIAN MAN that refuses to see women as equals!!!! May y'awl continue to die first!

Iseeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Una own too much!!!!! Mu ha ha ha ha

GRRRRRRRRRREATEST UNIBEN!!!

Wooooo!!!!
Woooooo!!!!
Wooooooooooo!!!!

Paid off ALL debt being on NL!
6 years!!!!
Now, I have paid off my car THIS YEAR!!!!

Oooooouuueeeeee!!!! WHAT A FAKE LIFE ON/OFF NL!!! Mu cha cha cha cha cha cha!!!!!

Paying off my house next!

Less than $120K TO GO!!!!

4 more years on NL to accomplish this!!!!

Thank you NL!!!!!

Off to Paris, FRRRRRRANCE for my birthday in a few months!!!!!

Alarm don blow! Time for dinner! THEN OFF TO THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD WITH PRODUCTIVE, WHITE PEOPLE ONLY!!!!

My HAGNOSTIC GAWWWWD BE PRAISED!!!!

DANZAAAAAA KUDUROOOOOOOOOO!!!! AMERICA THE GRRRRRRREATEST!!!!!!

Looking for the SEEXXXXXXXIEEEEST uniform to wear tonight!!! 2 pay checks this week!!!! JACKPOT!!!!

*logging off*

Gambrosia: Most of the time YES! Good news? THEY LEAVE THEIR NIGERIAN WIVES TOO! Don't feel bad. Only like some 10% have some forms of scrupples. They were not taught by their parents. . .especially the ones from 'polygamous nomadic' backgrounds!




90% CORRECCCCCCCCT! A Nigerian man that does not 'cheat' is a 'BROKE' or 'TIMID' one! Let him have a few pocket change. . .then see how faithful he an be. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN A WEALTHY NIGERIAN OR AFRICAN MAN WITH ONLY ONE WIFE. . . NO CONCUBINES?

NEVER. . . !!!! Even if he is dying of AIDS!!!!



ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! It is YOUR duty to SET THEM STRAIGHT! If you fail. . . YOU ARE THE LOSER. . . YOUR CHILDREN WILL REPEAT THE CYCLE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM stemming from domestic abuse! MEDICATIONS CANNOT HELP, NEITHER CAN PASTORS!



TAINTED WITH WHAT? Slavery? Don't even go there. Slavery is still being practiced in Nigeria. . . . till even in the afterlife!



ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! They just can't help themselves. If you were not conceived with love. . . raised with love. . . YOU CAN NEVER GIVE WHAT YOU WERE NEVER BLESSED WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE. The work of a NIGERIAN MAN ENDS WITH INSERTING A PEHNIS INTO A VA-JI-NA, WHILE THE WORK OF A NIGERIAN WOMAN ENDS WITH OPENING HER AZZE TO SHYTE OUT CHILDREN all to fulfill the 'OGBONI-OKIJA' Chrislamic principle 'go forth into the world and multiply your loveless generational curses in MATERIAL AND SPIRITUAL POVERTY'!!!




If you live in fear. . . you die in fear. Getting the residency is only the easy part. ARE THERE NO AMERICAN CITIZENS LIVING UNDER BRIDGES ALL OVER THE USA? If a man does not wanna be with you, WHY THE FRET? Let his azzzze GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Simple.

THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL EFFECTIVELY WITH NIGERIAN MEN IS TO USE THEM, WHILE THEY THINK THEY THINK THEY ARE USING YOU!
Now, you know the possibilities. . . .While he is getting his residency. . . WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM HIM?

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO MARRY A NIGERIAN/IGBO MAN?
You have made your choices. NEXT TIME. STICK TO YOUR OWN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN. . . I am sure I could think of A MILLION [size=20pt]FACTUAL[/size] STEREOTYPICAL TRAITS AND HABITS. . . .WHY I CAN NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER DATE OR MARRY ONE. . . .NO MATTER HOW POLISHED. . .NOT EVEN A HALF-NIGERIAN HALF AFRICAN AMERICAN WITH NIGERIAN ROOTS!!! NEVER!!!!!! OBAMA INCLUDED!!!


Instead of sitting on NL, try to get pregnant with like 7 CHILDREN FOR THE IGBO MAN. . . trust me, HE WILL HAVE TO RUN TO ANOTHER PLANET TO AVOID HIS CHILDREN.

Is Phillip Emeagwali not married to an AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN?

Niggers always attract NIGGERS. YOU LIVE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD FOR WOMEN and you are still afraid of your ONE LOCAL IMMIGRANT HUSBAND LOOKING FOR GREENER PASTURES. . .ON EXILE FROM HIS OWN COUNTRY?

Pity!

Gbam again!!!!!

No need 'liking' my beaurrrriful self! I already SUPER-DUPER-TRUPER DO!!!!

Sooooooo, with what did she 'CHEAT' with?
A GOAT?

Heeeeeeeey!!! NOT APPLICABLE!!!!
Nor be the kinds wey I get for house o!
Unless nor be my DNA!!!
Impossssible!!!!!
I will advice EVEN ADULTS TO STEEEER CLEARRRR from them o!!!
JUST LIKE MY PARENT WARNED ALL ABOUT US!!!

My MAMA go say "MOLOR"(my nick name for house ), BUT IF YOU FAIN HER TROBUUU?. . . . NA DIEEEEEEE!!!! She sabi PLAY by herself WELL- WELL!!! Nor near ammmm oooooh CHINEKE!!!!!!"

Try ya luck! A MIS-trial will convince you OFF the cyber airways!!!

You berrrrrra kill em fOrst BEFORE your ATTEMPT.
The best you can do for real.

Because THEY ARE FAKE MISSSSSSERABLE CHRISTIAN DESPERAD-HOEZZZZ!!!!!

So?
What is the problem?
Free will, free world!
She must be a LOCAL woman for sure! SHE GO SOON LEARN SAY 'NEVER MIX " FRIENDS" WITH YOUR RRRRRUNZZZZZ"!
She needs to shut her PHOCKING mouth and learn to keep FRIENDS out of her business!

Dear OP! Next time a 'FRIEND' tells you stuff IN CONFIDENCE, you learn to SHUT YOUR MOUTH TOO!

Na so e badu belle and e JOLOSI dey start!
Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!
THE REASON I CAN'T STAND LOCAL, NIGERIAN, MGBEKE, "CHI-CHI-TIOUS" bYtcheeez likey ya!

Effffry tin calls for 'UWA YA BOTA! E NAI YO GE DE NE!"
Make mouth like BIA NU LEEEE EEEEEH. . . . BIA NU LEEEEEEE!!!!


YE YE foul di ka gi! ABEG GO PHOCK ya own men make we see road!
YOU THINK SAY NA NNEWI OR OKIGWE YOU DEY FOR 1500?

*hisses and clUcks tongue*

Erm, my husband is the one that collects money and credit cards from my wallet o!
I think it is the BACKGROUND!
Old habits are hard to break!
It is an INTEGRITY issue.

Nigeria if full of GENERATIONAL KLEPTOMANIACS!
Stealing is in the blood of POVERTY-STRICKEN FOLK!
These were once little 'pick-pockets' and SHOPLIFTERS!

Funny enough, they think it is cute! Welcome to MGBEKE ROMANCE!!!!
Just too proud to do such a thing! Even as A JOKE!
Hell No!

Absolutely!
If not, HMMMMMMM!!!! THEY WILL FIGHT OR KILL YOUR AZZZZE!!!
My duty is to ADVICE, guide and help pick up the pieces.
I usually let them know about consequences ONLY!
I have my own life to live!

This is 2014 almost, not 1420!
I am not in the JUNGLE OF AFRICA, FULL OF DISCONTENT, TRBAL SAVAGES EITHER!!!

They will learn!!!! FROM THEIR OWN MISTAKES!!!
I prefer OPEN COMMUNICATION even at their WORST!!!
TEENAGERS WOULD THE TEENAGERS! We were ALL that, once upon a time!
I will still love, RESPECT and assist them TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY!

Wow!
Tough call!
Free world! I honor and RESPECT her choice!
This is what I call SPIRITUALITY!

I hope the father AND THE WORLD cherish that child LIKE GOLD!!!!
I also hope THIS CHILD LIVES UP to make the world proud of her!
The kinds of sacrifices we make cannot be VALIDATED in the short or long run!

With the help of the world, I hope this BABY girl does not suffer in the hands of PEDO-piles!!!

Tough!!!! This woman is BRAAAAAVE!

Nmeri17: (un)funny enuf ALL the things u said about my childhood happen to be true.You could also so deduce what my life is like right now even between yo humorous lines.I just hope yo predictions or should i say prophecies about my future dont eventually come true.I dont believe u knew these by chance or story told or whatever.Maybe you're a guy thats been here before or knows someone directly thats been here and u heard how they started and eventually saw how they ended.Can i have any of yo contact details pls

Well, the crystal ball is in your hands!
So is your HAPPINESS!
Interesting you NEVER mentioned the presence of A FATHER FIGURE!

The BUCK stops there!

The kinds of fathers we have, usually determine the kinds of CHILDREN AND ADULTS WE EVENTUALLY BECOME.Yup! I am generalizing! Emotional NOMADS give birth to EMOTIONAL NOMADS!

No dear! I was raised by a SINGLE DAD, not a SINGLE MOM!

Big difference! A WINNER any day, any time! Especially in the AFRICAN CULTURE where ATTENTIVE AND LOVING FATHERS ARE ENDANGERED/EXTINCT SPECIES. I ALWAYS THINK AND ACT LIKE MY FATHER, NOT MY MOTHER! The reason I get along BETTER WITH MALES THAN FEMALES!!!! Amen to that too!
I ain't gat no time for BULLSHYTE. . . . . . especially, PSYCHO-BULLSHYTE!


As for my details, NOT ON YOUR LIFE OR DEATH! I don't fraternize with NIGERIANS ON OR OFF THE CYBER AIRWAYS! Those who have met me would agree by now that IT WAS INDEEEEEED AN HONORABLE-PRIVILEGE!

I don't mingle with EMPTY-VESSELS! ESPECIALLY, NIGERIAN ONES WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER!


I am a VOLUNTEER for troubled children like YOU, WHO HAVE DONOR-PARENTS WITHOUT LOVE like YOU, in several behavioral centers/clinics where I live in the GREATEST STATE OF TEXAS! GOOOOOOOOOO LONGHORNS!!!!! One of my many rewarding hobbies!

You need BEHAVIOR-MODIFICATION classes to put you in touch with your emotions BABY! I usually buy 'patients' like YOU a NON-LIVING PET like a journal to keep a day-to-day account of YOUR EMOTIONS. If you can do that for ONE MONTH, then I progress to the next phase! I buy you a PLANT! If you can take care of a PLANT for one month WITHOUT KILLING IT, I will then buy you a DOG!

Only after you have completed these simple tasks of NURTURING will you be CERTIFIED somewhat normal enough to MAKE FRIENDS! You should not be in ANY EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIP BUT WITH YOURSELF FIRST!

I hope you understand?
Yup! It is ok to mast-U-bate!!!!

All the best! Nice topic!

Yet we are made to believe that 'S & G' was destroyed in the bible by certain OMNI-IMP 'GOD'!!!!!

Some FANGS escaped for sure!!!!

Mu he he he he

Nmeri17: hahaha...Recently i just learnt that the funniest people suffer depression the most and it did help me a bit at least now i know why my sadness is usually very deep when it comes.It might suffice to mention that i stand at 6ft 4 or so.So people usually point it out as its probably the only thing they can think of quickly say to me.So i try to measure up by dressin fly but i attract attention anyways.It so happens that the negative attention does get me deeply.take for instance this girl i toasted one time,after everything she said she was ashamed to walk wid me cos i was going to make her look a midget

You sound VERY HOLLOW! Not to mention SHALLOW!

The 'midget' excuse is just that, TO GET RID OF YOU. . . . having experienced some form of an EMOTIONAL WATERLOOOOOO or another in your relationship. Or I do hope you do not only attract 'intellectual midget/HOBBITS' ashamed of the 'SIZE OF YOUR HEIGHT'!



At least YOU recognize YOU have a "situation"! You do not have a problem YET! Till you bring children into the world!

I have encountered many like you. MOSTLY MEN!
You all have a CDF(common denomination factor).

The lack of SELF-LOVE. . . . Which hinders your ability to sustain the MINIMUM, REQUIRED DOSAGE OF SOME HEALTHY, long-term social magnetism!

From your original post, it is very obvious you grew up among the MOST SOCIALLY-AKWARD PERSONIFICATIONS OF THE TYPICAL AFRICAN STATE OF COLLECTIVE, EMOTIONAL VAGABONIA.

This is usually spear-headed by the FATHERS/SPE/-DONORS aka "Patriarchs" turned "Partridges-From-PEAR-TREE-TO-PEAR-TREE"! Only to be seen on the FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, without "ANY TRUE-LOVE/S"!

In simple terms, you are a product of your environment.
You are a TYPICAL NIGERIAN DUDE!
You have never received ANY form of familial love.
Your family dealt with you as a DUTIFUL INCONVENIENCE, not out of love. You were NEVER NURTURED, so you exist by NATURE like 'wild game'!

Women are EMOTIONAL BEINGS. SO ARE CHILDREN! If you cannot work around that, THE CYCLE OF POLYGAMY CONTINUES!

You are gonna have MANY WOMEN, BUT LOVED BY NONE.

Hopefully, you might get a lonely and desperate female with a VERY DEHYDRATED EMOTIONAL FOUNDATION like you have inherited.

I pray you can find some help, besides from the likes of TUBERCULOSIS "TB" JOSHUA.

May YOUR GOOD LORD help your future generation.

*Let us pray*