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Why do children LOVES ke?

No wonder NL dey crasssssssssh!!!!!

SEEEEEEEEEE BLOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

You be PATIENCE JONATHAN?

Na which kain school you WAKA COME?

A very productive year!
Travelled to Nigeria twice. . .
Had fun in Dubai with the kids!
No drama. . .very peaceful!

Work was great!
Only down time. . . Mom had a pneumonia scare. . . .BUT SHE BOUNCED BACK!
Amen!!!!

Hugs!

Sounds like the story of 'some' Nairalanders. . .
Na wah for I wanno phock to a moderator to the H-ALTAR O!
NL. . . FB. . . Reality Show Tinz!
Awon "meet MR AND MRS the pipos". . .OF NL AND FB!

mu che che che che che che che

dinachi: No you are one hell of a lucky woman. He COOKS because he wants to do it for you not because you insisted on it to prove that you are pushing for feminist rights, abi?

His is not about feminism, it is about love and what he loves doing and I bet you love the food!

This topic is about rude uncouth women who think that their husband is their enemy number one and must be resisted at all costs.

Hmmmmm!
If only you knew how much fight we took to get to this stage. . . .
How can you say ANY WOMAN THINKS HER OWN HUSBAND IS ENEMY #1?
He must have a good reason then!

It does just not MAKE SENSE!

Anyhoo. . . for those in doubt of how pampered some of us actually are. . .

Dinner is served honey. . . . and have some chilled wine with my gourmet cooking!
NOTICE HOW CLEAN HE IS IN HIS CHEF'S UNIFORM?

Please o!
My DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLING husband of 15 years. . . .cooks and brings it to my bed. . . While I sit my 'bread-winning' azzze on NL all day?
Am I anti-masculinist?
He works too. . .but loves to cook!
So, I let him have the kitchen. . . 90% of the time.

My darling husband not only dishes. . . HE COOKS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Even in friends of FAMILY AND HIS FRIENDS!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGS IT TO MY BED!!!!

Females should dress in front of female children only!
And vice versa!

Blazay: I think so too.
Not enough men to go around and women are getting more desperate by the minute.
Polygamy or serial monogamy?
Tufiakwa to being a second wife! Lai lai!

Thank God I don't have to deal with either. . .

One steady partner(husband) and some side shows is my motto!

To share peh-nis with other women? Not in this life time. I fit sample am small and that is it!

O jes o!

Amen!!!!

As constant as da NORTHERN STAR. . . ALWAYS!!!!

He does not mine. . .I don't know his!
We only have seperate bills!
Till we file out JOINT TAXES every year!

MILITIA: My dear take heart! We go thru the same things like you do! It is just that we have a different formula to solve our problems! Even if you are an "ngozie", you will still eat dust in a Nigerian man's hand. You just need to grow and assert yourself wisely! In as much as I encourge interracial "shagging", I do not encourage interratial marriages because of the high rate of failures related to "cultural differences"! So my dear reap the rewards of the Yahoo man being a good father and go find you a good husband!!!

Which patience and respect? We don reach police station sef! With serious documentation! Some don go jail sef go chop beans for about 24 hours! You wan try me? Please come to my house and see war at least every 6 months! It is not easy anywhere! We need refresher course on who is who in the house to maintain love and respect. Because we tend to forget who we are married to and take each other for granted! Patience and respect is a two way street oh! If you cannot get it there please check out as fast as you can! It does not get any better!

You go gal!
The good old days!

Move out with of the house temporarily till YOUR HUSBAND COMES TO HIS SENSES.
If he does not. . . .kiss his azzze goodbye.

Registry wedding or traditional wedding.
I don't want to be caught DEAD OR ALIVE in any religious shrine of hypocritical baggas!

I can't show remorse for something I CONSCIOUSLY AGREED TO ENJOY. . . .
No, I will not save the marriage.
The sneaking around is the FUN part!
Time to move da hell on!

Your place of birth determines our right of abode!
Depends on where you were born.
In the US. . . MOST FATHERS ARE NOT PRESENT BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER THE BIRTHS OF THEIR CHILDREN.
They are still AMERICAN CITIZENS!

So, where were you born?

His azzze has been in that 'office' for almost 6 years.
Why are we just seeing the 'tribulations'?
Lamentations nko?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

NO!
It is a PARTY OF TRIBALISTS.
With a BUNCH OF AWOISTS in it!
BAD NEWS!
Only the interest of the WEST in mind. . . NOT NIGERIA.
Operation 'tief more oyel'!

TRIBALISM TO THE CORE!!!

Amen to that!
As long as TINUBU is there. . . .BADLUCK!

FFK vs Biankeke Ojukwu!

What a NYANSH OPENER!

Well, when it comes to a NIGERIAN BLOKOS. . . I have learned to observe a 1 year silence.
These are strange times. . . and stranger times we have had.

FFK AND BOO SAGA
Clara Chime and Governor Chime
Ngige and his housemaid abi na niece. . . .
Another Eastern governor impregnates his wife's sister. . . .
. . . .Like joke, like joke. . . .I could not shout. . . and THEY CAME TO PASS!

Happy NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE Governor Amaechi.
May the force be witcha!

The more you read. . . the more you know.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!
AS SOON AS YOU GRADUATE FROM THE UNIVERSITY. . .AND YOUR PARENTS CAN PAY FOR YOUR WEDDING AND YOUR CHILDREN'S SCHOOL FEES!

Do women fall into this kinds of trap these days?
You would think these 'street-walkers' would be more careful even if THEY MUST indulge in such a profession.
How appealing can an internet 'john' be?

Well. . . goodluck to them all!

If you do not know how to budget your resources as a family. . .YOU ARE TOAST!

Soooooooooooooo, where was the CHRISTIAN God or MUSLIAM ALLAH that allowed this to happen?

Sleeping on duty as usual eh?

I am shocked! VIOLENT PEOPLE WORSHIP VIOLENT GODS!!!
In his own image and likeness for sure!

May the dead keep burying their deads!

Yeah right!
I guess 'day don break'!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!