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Politics › Re: NNPC Fraud: CBN Governor Sanusi To Proceed On Post-retirement Leave In March by Kanwulia: 12:03am On Dec 27, 2013
Why wait till March if una nor dey fear ABOKI? cheesy
Family › Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:16pm On Dec 26, 2013
Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
Like me of course!!!!! cool
You must do the following.

1. Teach your child to READ and WRITE! YOU MUST TEACH THEM YOURSELF!!!!
2. PRIVATE SCHOOLS ONLY!!!!! YOUR CHILD CAN NOT MIX WITH LOW-LIVES ON OR OFFLINE!!! kiss

3. Travel to different places for EXPOSURE and for the MAXIMUM SOPHISTICATION.
4. Educational video games, movies and entertainment.

5. Most importantly, YOU MUST INVEST IN THE ART OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!

Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG NATIVE ACCENTS!!!! Even when they speak their mother/father tongues! cool
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG FACES!!!! grin
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE LOCAL OR BUSHMEAT ACCENT!!! grin

We sound like SANUSI LAMIDO not OBJ OR PATIENCE JONATHAN!!!!!

If your parents were Aje butters like mine, THEN IT BECOMES GENETIC! WE NEVER LOOK OR SOUND ROUGH!!!! cool

No CRAW-CRAW or DOMESTIC VIOLENCE KOBOKO SCARS EITHER!!!

If your papa or mama dey beat you like GOAT, you can only grow up to be a CYBER- BULLY WANNABEE OR A STREET THUG or THUGGESS! You can NEVER be an AJE-BUTTER! grin

Family › Re: Christmas Chicken by Kanwulia: 7:06pm On Dec 26, 2013
Sorry!
I did not eat rice or chicken.
I ate FUFU/VEGETABLE SOUP AND TURKEY!!! cool
Family › Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:05pm On Dec 26, 2013
Chillisauce: Sleep in duvet, you want heat to kill am when Nepa takes light.
I actually meant PJs and Nities! kiss
Family › Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:01pm On Dec 26, 2013
mgbeketoto: Don't mind that USEEEELESS OAMUMU4JONADUNCE in that BOKO-HARAM, JARUS-INFECTED NL POLITICAL SECTION!!! grin

DORTY PIPO WITH CRRRRRRRAB INFESTED PUBIC SYMPHISIZZZZZZZZ!!!! kiss

E say I cuss YORUBA peeps! The SMELLING, YORUBA CHRISTMAS BOKO-HARAM RAM ATI GOAT!!! kiss
Banned by OAM4J in Politics for Typical YORUBA! You can NEVER get even half-truths from their mouths! Especially, if they are OGBONI-CHRISTIANS!. Ban expires on 11:58pm
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Back to topic jare!!!!
Family › Re: Please I Need Your Help And Advise . Ejooooorrr by Kanwulia: 6:58pm On Dec 26, 2013
Real men are seldom confused!
No wonder you are saddled with such a wife that is giving you sleepless nights on NL.
Please, grow up and take care of your responsibilities as a HUSBAND AND AN IN-LAW.
You have a child to raise!

NEXT TIME, BE PREPARED! kiss
Family › Re: How Are You Celebrating This Christmas? by Kanwulia: 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2013
It has come and gone. . . very peaceful. . . less food! cool

Checked into a hotel in LINDALE, TX. . . .Seeeeeeeeeeeee BETTER CHRISTMAS!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeRfRmeAIWY
Family › Re: Please I Need Your Help And Advise . Ejooooorrr by Kanwulia:
It is obvious that neither THE WIFE OR HER MOTHER has an ounce of respect for the man or MARRIAGE. kiss

This is a test of manhood!
The wife and her mother are up to no good. . . time to relax and have some fun their expenses without raising a decibel in that house.
When you ignore such fools, they come to their senses faster. . .unless you want the marriage to go 'belly-up'!
I would IGNORE THE FOOLS. . .at least there is a nanny in the house. . . Time to get 2 nannies!


A child is involved here. . .THAT SHOULD BE THE FOCUS! kiss
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Child Join The Military Rather Than Go To University? by Kanwulia: 6:02pm On Dec 26, 2013
Like I stated earlier. . .THEY GET TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICES.

ASUU lecturer or ECOMOG RAP-IST! kiss
I made mine and I am neither!
Life is full of choices!
As long as you are fulfilled in whatever you do in life or death!

I AM LIVING MY DREAM. . . .LET THEM GO AND LIVE THEIRS! cool
My father and mother had THEIR DREAMS FOR ME. . . I SAID NO! kiss
I chose MY OWN WAY!
I will always live and die a happiEST woman!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D6zNX987wg
Family › Re: If Your Parents Were Less Protective, Would You Turn Out A Better Adult by Kanwulia:
I doubt I would have been a better adult. cool
NIGERIANS MAKE LOUSY PARENTS! Poverty robs them of the opportunity to 'nurture' and 'foster' healthy relationships consistently and purposefully. EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A BARGAINING CHIP!
It was a personal choice FOR US ALL. . .THE CHILDREN! cool

We ALL got lucky. . .By the time we left home. . .it was too late to pick up bad habits!
We had found a SOLID foundation within ourselves. . . because there was no room for NEGATIVE INFLUENCES!
THANK YOU DARLING DADDY! FOR KEEPING US LOCKED UP!!!! cool

Being left with my mom would have been a different story entirely. . . FRANKLY PUT? VERY UNFIT. . . TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INDULGENT! kiss
We for just rotten finish ke! cheesy

I have to thank AMERICA. . . MY DARLING AMERICA for a productive adult life. . . .I learned how to be a beautiful BLACK. . .INDEPENDENT WOMAN who learned HOW NOT TO TAKE BULLSHYTE FROM GOD, SPIRIT, MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, PLANT OR ANIMAL! kiss
Family › Re: What Children Needs From Their Family Quality Education Parents Read by Kanwulia: 5:41pm On Dec 26, 2013
That is if the CHILD'S brain can handle book work abi?
If the pickin na 'ODE' nko? grin

Like MANY on NL that can't even string 2 words together, not to mention 2 sentences? angry
You can even tell their accents from what they write on NL. . . like awon DEFI-NAT-LY group on NL! cheesy
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Child Join The Military Rather Than Go To University? by Kanwulia: 5:35pm On Dec 26, 2013
Direct killer vs indirect killer. . . all na the same!

If your child does not have a UNIVERSITY EDUCATION. . .joining the military only means one thing.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE A KILLING MACHINE!

Stay in school, then the military will not be an option!

How many military personnel acquire formal UNIVERSITY education?

ONLY 'OLODOS' opt for such line of work! kiss

I pray none of my kids decides to become such! AMEN!!!

TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA again!!! kiss
Family › Re: Disowning A Child: What's The Concept Behind This? by Kanwulia: 5:11pm On Dec 26, 2013
Then that is the CHILD'S choice!
The parents should accept their FATE and move on!

Simple! kiss
Family › Re: Photo Of The Day! Triplet Girls Shows Off Swag. by Kanwulia: 4:29pm On Dec 26, 2013
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEE!!! kiss

I love to seeeeeeeeeee CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN babies!!!! cool
Family › Re: Picture Of A Baby Being Given Marijuana by Kanwulia: 4:21pm On Dec 26, 2013
The rotten apple does not fall too far from the rotten tree ke! angry
Disgusting!!!!
Family › Re: Does Your Child Steals? by Kanwulia: 4:12pm On Dec 26, 2013
Yes!
One of them loved to steal remote controls from hotel rooms! undecided
We'd do a 'strip/body cavity' search after all trips! kiss

She don grow now. . . THANK MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!! cool
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Child Join The Military Rather Than Go To University? by Kanwulia: 4:09pm On Dec 26, 2013
I can't encourage my children to be TRAINED KILLERS!
If they decide that as ADULTS, fine. . . .BUT NOT BY MY VOLITION!
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!! kiss

I love people who use their brains . . . .not their mights!
I would prefer them all to be ACADEMICIANS!

Their choices of course. . . . kiss
Family › Re: 4 Helpful Ways To Help Stop Bullying by Kanwulia:
Find out the NAMES OF ALL the bullies and have a TALK with their parents!
File a complaint with the COPS(IF YOU LIVE IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY LIKE MINE THE USA). . . .If you are in NIGERIA. . . go straight to the parents of ALL THE BULLIES and let them know THEIR KIDS LIVES ARE IN DANGER!!!! kiss Just a warning. kiss

Simple!

After all, the rotten apple does not fall too far from the rotten tree abi? grin

My only job is to protect the wellbeing of my kids. . . I WILL START WITH THEIR PARENTS FIRST! kiss

I can protect myself. . . THEY HAVE TRIED AND CAN'T DO SHYTE! We deeeeeeey kampkpeeeeeee. . . dem dey quench on NL 'obituary' sections one by one!!! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE!!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

May more continue to perish for their mischief making. . .so they may die before their parents. . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! kiss
Family › Re: Is It appropriate To Buy Gifts For Your Future Parent Inlaws by Kanwulia: 4:02pm On Dec 26, 2013
Absolutely!
Just make sure you continue after THE MARRIAGE!

Be consistent. . . it shows you are genuine! kiss
Family › Re: When To Separate The Children. by Kanwulia: 4:00pm On Dec 26, 2013
From the beginning!
If there are different sexes.
That way they never miss what they never had! kiss
Family › Re: To My Future Husband by Kanwulia:
The best things in life are not planned.
If you call yourself a 'Christian'. . . where is your faith? undecided
Please, by LOVING YOURSELF FIRST. . . The real love will find you.
It is watching. . . but YOUR DESPERATION keeps scaring it away!

Goodluck! kiss
Family › Re: He Won't Speak To Me by Kanwulia: 3:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
Another wan don come!
Suffering and smiling womens' club! cheesy

I don't have any advice for you o.
You will learn to LET MEN BE MEN. . . while you learn to be a woman.

In any marriage, there is no 'US' or 'WE' only YOU AND I!!! kiss


Happy holidays darling. . . ENJOY THIS SONG!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zKKKpP_wSE
Family › Re: How Do I Control My Jealousy by Kanwulia: 12:04am On Dec 20, 2013
Jealousy, the evil-eyed monster, can NEVER be controlled! kiss

It is a CHARACTER FLAW!
You can't change that! kiss
Family › Re: Marrying Him For My Baby's Sake by Kanwulia: 12:00am On Dec 20, 2013
Your feelings do not matter!
Geddjjjjjit? kiss
Politics › Re: I’m Considering Apc’s Invitation, Says Atiku by Kanwulia: 11:45pm On Dec 19, 2013
GOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKUUUUU!!!! grin
What did they offer you darling? wink

All the KING-MAKERS have deserted GEJ!

O di kwa WHISKY! kiss
Family › Re: Family Forum: Pls Help Me In This Dilemma by Kanwulia: 11:09pm On Dec 19, 2013
Hmmmm!

Love is an emotion that changes CONSTANTLY!!!

Your love for other women will change too!
You are married, please allow the other lady to have the same chance! kiss
Family › Re: How Best To Manage More Than One Wife. by Kanwulia: 11:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
Separate houses please!
Sharing the damned BLOKOS is humiliating enough!

Shiooooooor! kiss
Family › Re: Marrying Him For My Baby's Sake by Kanwulia: 10:52pm On Dec 19, 2013
You say so, then why the 'hangover'? undecided
You are still holding on to something or you would not be on NL! kiss

You need to stop thinking about yourself and think of your baby. The fact that parents choose to blow up chances of happiness should not be transferred to children.

As soon as you chose to have that child, your happiness became secondary! kiss

The baby's father has come to his senses. For he may not love you EITHER, but for the sake of HIS SON!

You come to your senses before this situation gets far worse than this with the introduction of STEP FATHERS, MOTHERS, SIBLINGS AND ALL WHAT NOT!!!

Have ALL your children IN ONE PLACE!!!! kiss

Love, peace and happiness is what you can make out of your present situation!

Your child deserves to be happy and SAFE!!!! kiss
Family › Re: Why Dont I Feel Love by Kanwulia:
I just said goodbye to an old friend a few days ago because of this kind of emotional disconnection.
I have known him for over 20 years. He has a hard time committing to women and he can't keep FRIENDS!!!. Despite all kinds of therapies and FAKING it, he is still alone. His out-of-wedlock children are grown and out of the house.

Come to find out he was ABANDONED by his father and 6 of his siblings.

He was left to raise himself practically. He has never been able to 'love and trust' again.
Psychologically, the residual hurt and paranoia cannot allow him to open his heart to any woman.
He is almost sixty and lives alone.

It is a way of life for many raised without an emotional bearing. Out of the 7, only the last of them still remains MARRIED.

You need to examine your circumstances and accept the realities of what lies beneath your inner psyche.

All the best! kiss

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