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Pamper yourself!
Learn to love and cherish your ALONE TIME!!!!!

I have NEVER had such issues! My father taught us how to love ourselves FIRST, before others!
The happiest times in my life are WHEN I AM ALONE!!!!
I LOOOOOOOVE MY SPACE AND I CAN'T STAND CROWDS!!!!
I never crave for companionship and I DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE IN MY HOME!!!!

Never been gregarious, PEOPLE IRRITATE AND BORE ME!!!

Obviously, you can't fit in as a WOMAN! It is obvious you are dealing with MALE chauvinists. You can never fit in such a primitive clan of BROTHERS who feel women should be seen and not heard! I bet you have fulfilled your JOB as a woman, aka "open your nyansh, PHOCk and BORN! You did not have any recognition prior to getting married, why should you expect that now?

With all due respect, YOU SOUND LIKE AN MGBEKE who married an OKONGWU all to ESCAPE POVERTY!!! You guys do not sound a tad 'exposed' at all!

It is obvious you feel like someone did you a HUGE favor by getting married to you!
You don't sound like you were happy as a SINGLE INDIVIDUAL!!!!

If you were smart, you would find your own friends and limit your associations with such PRIMITIVE ENTITIES BY AVOIDING THEM!!!!!
Please, work on your self-esteem! To earn respect, YOU NEED TO RESPECT YOURSELF FIRST!!!!

The last place you will find me is in the company of MY HUSBAND'S family OR FRIENDS! I avoid them!

You have opted to live like a prisoner in you OWN home!
Good luck GOVERNESS CLARA SSSSHIME!!!! Please EMANCIPATE YAASELF FROM MENTAL SLAVERY!!!!!

Right now I let them go to Church like I was tortured as a kid. I want them to EXPERIENCE it all. As soon as they are ready aka when they have their first crisis in life, I shall help them understand the fraudulent concept of religion. For me, going to church provides an avenue of socialization. I love my home QUIET for 2 hours EVERY SUNDAY!!!!

When the time comes, I would ask them to examine the lives of 'religious' people compared to mine. If any religious person lives better than I do, then they have it made!

If I were you, I would proceed to the next phase. A.K.A

RUB IT IN!!!!!

kulyie: i trust you

mama no nonsense

O yes o!
The good old days!
Goooood azzzzze-whoooopingzzz!!!!

Too late!
The war has begun!
She will reap what she has sown. . . . OBJ!!!!
If she likes, let her answer "MAMA PURITY"!!!
Jonathan MUST GO!!!

What was the question again?
Only the BLACK race would be confused on such matters for sure!

So it is a winch with 'womb' you go carry give my brother?

TUFIAKWA!!!! Of what use is a fertile WITCH, who can only lay more BROOMS?

Are you asking me to chose between a bloody womb and A LOVE OF MY LIFE?

Un-PHOCKING-believable!!!

Like I stated earlier. . . . . Only with primitive CHRISTIANS for sure!

MTCHEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

Schooled some in Lagos. Did my NYSC there too! No survival tips for moi o!!!! TUFIAKWA to Lagos aka MAD PEOPLE'S quarters!

Till death HAS DONE THEM PART!

LOVE is DESTINY!
In sickness and in DEATH, I am loyal!

Hausa-Yoruba relationships would survive much more than an Hausa-Igbo relationship.

Reason? Historical and cultural ties.

modele2: Why such hate!!!!!!! highly distasteful!

Thanks for not insulting!
You for hiarrrrrrrram!!!!!
Hallelujah! Nairaland don dey learn manas from NAMAS!

Is it rocket astrology?
OBJ WANTS HIS 20% CUT FROM THE 50 BILLION NAIRA NNPC THEFT!
Haba!!!!

The OTTA RINGWORM OF A DEVIL HAS COME TO COLLECT HIS POUND OF FLESH!!!!

Serves GEJ RRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!

THE 'WEST' is ever ready to FRONT/BACK/SIDE-SLAP, after smiling with your azzzzz!!!! Twaaaaah!!!!

Kai!
Northerners dey one corner dey laugh Southerners!!!
OBJ!!!! You still dey laugh?

Please, he is free to WAKA!!!!
Me sef done taya for the damn BLOKOS!
Shioooooooor! Like I nor get work?

Nor be "man" own dey worry me at this stage of my life'. He has given me the JUICIEST BEST OF HIM!

Others can struggle for the over-used remnants! All I am waiting for is first to QUENCH for retirement benefits! Period!!!

Over to the 'single-molding-cargoes'!

What tribe in Nigeria do they "hail" from?
Lerrrrrrus guess?

teeo: i was waiting for when you would start the insults calloti as always

That is not an insult! It is called 'stroking'!
Let your next year's resolution include a trip to the WOO(wizard of oz) for a sense of humor! You always needed it like BAAAAAAAAD!!!

Absolutely!
Men are more practical!

Sarah a: for your mind ko?

Bifor? Na for ya nyansssh ko?
Abeg "GO AND DIE" like that WOR-WOR Oshiomole widow jare!!!
I nor send!
"Jolosi Juliet" wey nor get "Romeo"
Mtcheeeeeeeew

Long distance marriage is not for NEWLY-WEDS!
But for OLD-TIMERS married for OVER 10 years like "US"!
No SSSSSSSHAKING!!!
You can't uproot the TAP-ROOT!!!!
Hallelujah!!!

Marriage nor be jail for I-GO-DIE-FOR-LOVE matter abeg!!!

*work don close. HALLELUJAH!!! off for 1 week to play with the husband and his GIRLFRIEND*

jeffizy: I e-laff at everyone saying she should be wary and all other negative stuff.
Marriage, as I know it is full of surprises and that is the ingredient that makes it interesting.

If you can't survive being away from your spouse for at least 5 months, then you ain't matured enough for marriage.
What if opportunity for family advancement via better job comes up? You will prettily sacrifice it for "no long distance marriage" ?
NO!

I suggest all the couple has to do is gain each other's trust and both should be busy.
Get into something/job that takes your mind off being lonely and unhealthy thoughts.
Lastly, be tech savvy... Manage on skype, whatsapp, bbm, video call, etc.

For me, it makes re-union a happy moment.
For once, I'm with Kanwulia.

Gbam!
Every time I jam my husband, it is a honeymoon like this coming weekend. We are too busy living our lives like PARALLELOGRAMS! When we jam, we jam! When he tells me he loves me, I believe it! No knife to his throat. Nothing like freedom in marriage!

Yes! I don't believe in long, STALE courtships!

It is a NIGERIAN delicacy ke!
Molesting children!
Women are even WORSE than men!

Nope!
I never met her!

More like sink holes and bastards!

The legacy of OBJ liveth!
GEJ must go!!!!!

Why nobody probe OBJ like dis?
USELESS APC IJJJJJIOTS!!!!

This tribe can never know peace!
Ruffians!!!
Tufiakwa!!!!!!

Yes! When he gets tired!
Or he gets the BEATING of his life!

Offer him the damn job if he is qualified and cut out the rest of the JUNK!
STOP ALL CONTACT WITH THE UNSERIOUS LADY! She has no class and sounds like a damn LOSER!

Keep your wife out of all this yama yama abegggi!

She sounds like a "commoner"!
You BOTH must have had quite a lot in common! What in da world attracted you to such a 'thing'?
Please upgrade your taste in women!
Thanks!

Yes!