₦airaland Forum

That is why he is called JONADUNCE!
The man nor get sense atol-atol.
OBJ warned him. . . ANENIH warned him.
But he chose to listen to that his 'BLOATED-BELLIED', demi-illiterate, market-woman - fish-wife!

2015 will be a real show-down. THE NORTH WILL NOT BE WITH JONATHAN.
EDO STATE. . . MINUS
LAGOS STATE. . . MINUS
RIVERS STATE. . . .MINUS
KADUNA STATE. . . .MINUS

No amount of rigging will give JONATHAN 2015!
We ain't seen nothing yet!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSERVES HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE RIGHT!!!! THE BAYELSAN BINGO!!!!

naptu2: Welcome back and happy new month.

Ahem! Tiank you and same to you.
It was the most LOVER-LY one-month vacation!
Back to work. . . without stress!

Let us wait. . . till he starts dancing to the tunes of the HAUSAS AND YORUBAS bailing him out!
Abi is he standing alone?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

The devil will soon come and collect THE ROTTEN POUND OF FLESH from his azzzze!
From frying pan to HELL FAYA!!!

Kei!!!!

Decentralized ko. . . DETRIBALIZED ni!

Like the Nigerians had the power to back AMAECHI when the shyte hit the fan! Nor be THE WEST AND NORTH BACK AM UP? WETIN SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH-EAST DEY DO?

LaughWanKillyMeDeadiooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!! Hmmmm! NIGERIANS!!!! TWA!!!

The Western or Eastern states of Nigeria. . .I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THOSE AREAS!
I do not like WESTERNERS OR EASTERNERS. Nothing about them interests me. . . so HELL TO THE NO!!!!

North or South . . .ok.
EAST OR WEST? TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!

From the look of things. . . JONATHAN cannot win.
If he rigs. . . to win. . . THEN, THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED.
No need to shed blood with LAGOS AND KADUNA STATES out of his reach.


OBJ and ANENIH don KWAYET!!!!

Mu che che che che che

I yammu loffing it!

Make every barry go win im state for Jonathan o!
Delta State nor get wahala. . . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
ACN o. . . PDP o. . . . WE DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
PDP for ever. . . in DELTA STATE!!!!

YORUBA AND HAUSA against THE SOUTH?
Welcome to DIAFRA not BIAFRA.

SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH EAST. . .DON LOSE!

Kaduna and Lagos state alone will FLOOR the whole of THE SOUTH.
Jonathan CANNOT WIN. . .

Asari. . . abeg go drink garri with kpo-kpo-garri abeg!!!! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 'PERFORMANCE' factor!
PATIENCE THE ILLITERATE FISH-WIFE is the cause of ALL JONATHAN'S WAHALA!!!!
3 strikes . . . IBORI, SYLVA AND AMAECHI. . .
Jonathan don lose! Things have fallen apart in PDP. . . the center cannot hold. . . .LAI LAI.

Make we dey look. . . e go hard sha o!!!
SERVES JONATHAN RIGHT!

Hmmmmm!
The nightmare returneth!

Go ahead. . . MAKE MY DAY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc

If a man can't build. . . the children should sleep under bridges abi?

"Except THY LORD buildeth the house. . . the laborer laboreth in vain. . . . ."!

Those who wait on the LORD. . .shall wait forever!!!!

O YE WOMEN. . .GO FORTH AND BUILD!

Let the men move in. . . .

All these EUNUCHS with dead blokoses pissing out dead tadpoles that can only swim with belly up sef?
Barren man na waya o!
Mu che che che che che che che

Many NL men are in for some real SHOCKERS 5-10 years from now. . . .SHEGEY!!!!

There are HIV++++ home kits available in stores world-wide, just like DNA kits. . .
About time sensible NIGERIAN NIGGAS invested in such gadgets!

Poor things. . . BLESSED ART THE FRUITS OF THE WOMB. . .CONCEIVED BY THE HOLIEST OF GHOSTLY DEE-EE-KS!
In his own image and likeness. . . LIKE THE THE SON OF MAN. . . so is the SON OF GOD.

Blessed art the 'bassssssssssssards'!!!!

Hello 'BABY ABIOLAS'!!!!

LWKMD!!!!

samuelkaykay: you dont have conscience,what do enforcement of law have to do with GO AND DIE?Let me tell you,Oshom.ole may die before the poor woman,believe this,that woman's seed will one day rule Osho's seed.learn compassion,dnt support evil.

O defender of the poorest on high!
I really do not subscribe to your level of mediocrity.
Please, carry on undisturbed.
btw. . . remember all these your 'compassionate' words and sentiments when YOUR GOOD JESUS SHOWS UP AGAIN. . .do not nail him to the cross again. Thanks in advance!

No! He was just being sarcastic!
Any half-aborted-brained-fetus can decipher from his utterances that he was highly irritated by the DAMN "WIDOW"!
Who cares to know if she is a WITCH OR A WIDOW?
Trust jobless Nigerian NIGGAS to make this a federal crusade in case for NIGERIAN-SATAN-FORSAKEN-WIDOWS PLC . . . who are DISGRUNTLED, CHRISLAMIC-WITCHES. . . . .notorious for KILLING THEIR HUSBANDS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN IN THE FIRST PLACE TOO!!!!

Please, spare us the charade and move on!


Enough of silly threads and blogs concerning that your UGLY-MODA-PHOCKING-NIGERIAN 'GUBBER - NOR' and the JAY-WALKY-TALKY-HAWKING, 'RING-ROAD-WIDOW'!

Grow some thick skin. . . .MOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE ON!!!


Thank you!

*6:42AM time to baff chop breakfast abeg. . . then continue to watch my REVENGE. . .AND BURN NOTICE. . .till I leave this useless CU-NTRY TILL 2015!*


---logging off-----

Old wine in old bottle!
Recycled garbage!
Abeg. . .make i go chop beta MOIN-MOIN and AKAMU for breakfast jor!!!!

Vacation don h-end!
Time to VACATE Nigeria till 2015!!!
Goodluck JONATHAN to them all!

Back to the land of civilization please!!!!

Absolutely NOT!
I can pay someone to take care of my family like THE RICH PEOPLE DO!
I am not a 'house-rat' MATERIAL!

The real question is:
Can anyone stop JONATHAN IN 2015?

Answer: NO!!!

I do not see any formidable opponent to match his comatose persona, not to mention PSYCHE!!!!!

NEVER! And for good reason. If you don't learn from history. . . . you will make the same mistakes for ever and ever!
Unless you wanno be a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL SLAVE in your own country.
They will use that their BIAFRA E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI to colonize the whole country with HATRED AND WICKEDNESS!

You want people like 'ONLYTRUTH' to rule NIGERIA. . . ?

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa to the highest power o!

Olurun ma je ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Chukwu e kwe ne iho ojor!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Make dem go rule EASTERN NIGERIA. . . ONLY!

THEY ARE NOT NIGERIANS AND NEVER WILL BE!!!! THEY ARE SADISTIC CONFUSIONISTS ONLY!!!!! LIKE NL LIKE NIGERIA!!!!
YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THEM WITH POWER!!! NEVER!!!!!

If you were in a CIVILIZED foreign country. . . will you flout the laws of the land and tell the world you are a 'WIDOW'?
Who gives a phock if you are a widow or JESUS CHRIST?
In as much as I do not like A.O. in his infinite UGLINESS multiplied by the highest power. . . .NIGERIANS SHOULD BE DISGRACED MORE OFTEN TO THE GREATEST DEPTHS OF HUMILITY(if they are capable of such feelings)

All I can see is the over-killing of a fly with a sledge-hammer. . . . !

Only in a 10TH WORLD dungeon of a country will you see such low-grade theatrics!
Boring SHYTE!!!!

O HOLY-NWENJE REVEREND. . . do yAsEf a favor and SHAT THE PHACK UP!

Before nko?
He is well loved by Nigerians!
A TRUE MAN OF THE PIPO!

I just visited the damned place. . . .I did not insult my camera with the extremely troubling sight-sores that remain the albatross of a TYPICAL EDO mind. . . TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!

I have since changed my state of origin and residence to ASABA DELTA STATE!
Thank my H-Agnostic Gawd for my mamma and my husband!!!!
Not even IF TELEPORTED BACK IN TIME OR TO THE FUTURE with the kingdom of HEAVEN aka DUBAI AND LAS VEGAS combined on EARTH located in EDO STATE will carry my legs to stay in such a place.
THE LAND OF NO PROGRESS!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAH!!!!!
The land of the MOST UGLY ON HIGH!
WOR-WOR WOMEN. . . WOR-WOR MEN. . . WOR-WOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK AZZZZZE GARGOYLES FOR CHILDREN. . . .WITH GIGANTIC FEET AND PROTRUDING SKULL MALFORMATIONS!!!!!


All properties are for sale, like all my darling cousins have done with their late fathers' properties!
It is time to LEAVE FOR GOOD. . . NO GOODBYES necessary!!!!

I DETEST THE PLACE AND THE MISSSSSSSSSSSSSERABLE, SATAN FORSAKEN SOUL WHO LIVE WITHIN!!!!

The state with the most UGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY 'GOVERNUMBSKULLS'! TWA!!!!!

Thank our lucky stars for DRY SEASON. . . .WE SAW SOME DUSTY RURAL POT-HOLES OF ROADS TO ESCAPE. . .after landing BENIN AIRPORT!

Damn! What an apology of a state. . . .EVEN A NORTHERN RURAL AREA IS MUCH BETTER. . . .

Make una see SOUTHERNERS WEY SABI BOOK! ABOKI NA ILLITERATE!!!! Mu che che che che che che

I do not read more than the first page.
I care more about the topic in question than what others have to write about it.
The only thing that catches my attention is when others quote my post.

I UN-FOLLOW ALL THREADS AS SOON AS I AM DONE POSTING. . . . I DO NOT CARE TO RETURN TO OLD THREADS!

Perhaps if you should lose your N2MILLION life going mad with BEING HARD AND UNREASONABLE with yourself. . . your parents will congratulate you in your grave. Your kind of mindset and 'what will they say' mentality is the chief reason THE BLACK RACE WILL CONTINUE TO RETROGRESS INTO THE PREHISTORIC DARK AGES!

I only have pity for your ignorance. I will spare you by not adding stoopidity to the equation.

BTW. . . Happy Thanksgiving to my AMERICAN FAMILIES. . . . I prefer Eba and Okro soup to TURKEY AND DRESSING this year. . . AMEN!!!!

Some women really need to read this!
I hope they understand the words and BELIEVE THEM TOO. . . instead of a HOLY BOOK!

What an insult!
Do they want to phock GOD too?
Abi God get VLOKOS?

Does this make me a bad person? Is there any woman out there who can help me make sense of this? I didn't even know I was a woman capable of this. Why don't I feel guilty or care that I'm betraying my husband?

Being an expert on such matters. . . .Welcome to the club sistah!
Nothing like being married and being able to KYEAT like a man. E dey sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ehn. . .CHAI!!!!

Men use other women and affairs to SURVIVE stale marriages. . . WHY NOT WOMEN?
It is a woman's world too!
Think like a man. . . act like a man!

You do not feel guilty because you have the best of both worlds! EATING YOUR CAKE AND HAVING IT TOO!
You are married and have it all. . . what do you have to lose? NOTHING.
I am happy for you!
I have never felt guilty for ONE DAY . . . any woman that tells you to feel guilty has never had a man ELECTRIFY her poohsie! Don't mind all those MISSSSSSSSSERABLE LOGS OF WOOD. . . aka CASTERS AND BINDERS!

Siddon for dia jare. . . anyone that gets tired first should repent. Till then. . . the show must go on!!!

Blazay: Actually, I am happy for her. Or should I say them.
Taking 'baby' steps to civilization.
It is common for Hausa peeps to lead themselves across the street.
I used to see a few 'bambi-allahs' or 'gbomo-gbomos' do just that while begging for money or trying to kidnap little children in large loin-clothed suffocating cow-skinned bags from street to street.
If the gesture can be extended to women who can see with all hands and feet INTACT. . . I rejoice. Very romantic.
From chopping off hands and feet for adultery to leading their women with protective hands on their backs and buttocks. . .to the other side of the road WITHOUT KILLING THEM or using the women as donkeys or mules THEMSELVES to transport merchandise across the streets while sitting on them?

[size=20pt]Somebarry please shout J-J for Jehovah Jireh!!! [/size]



The only problem?
I wish she will experience that kind of basic 'chivalry' in Hausaland, Nigeria.
Not just in London.
All well and good sha.

Please, rock on. "Awusa" peeps in London. . . you have a lot of catching up to do.

Small-small. . . una go reassssh dia. Amen.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran-ka-de-de ma!!!

mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Kanwulia aka BLAZAY. . . you nor dey disappoint lai lai!!!

Nice write up.
But to whom it may concern. I will die a feminist. . . because A MAN IS THE LEAST of my problems in life.
I have 2!

A HUSBAND. . .and A BOYFRIEND.
Never been without a man in my life o!
I can't wait to gerrrrrrrrrrrrid of them all!

kulyie: aunty kanwulia ekasan o,long time,how you dey,its been a while you don show for nl



by the way i stumbled on your post when you were still 'calloti' i didnt know you were a 1960 something generation,emabinu if i had been calling you 'kanwulia' hence forth,ill be putting aunty for front.egbe awon auntymi.lol


meanwhile you are too funnu,you dont even sound your age,you talk like you are a young lady


n.b as you say make i no pm you the other time in one thread,na why i type am for here

Thank you my pickin.
Because we are all faceless on NL ke. . .LWKMD!!!!
It shall be well with your soul. May your children and grand-children be sources of joy to you always. Amen.

I am always a happy-go-lucky person my dear o. . . .I don't look my age either. GOOD GENES!
I am enjoying my one month vacation visiting 3 continents again . . . .One more week to go. . . OUCH!!!!!

You are as old as you wanno be or feel. . . . At 90 or 100, I will be the same o!

I do not return PMs. . . I dismiss such requests on sight. Those days are long gone on the cyber highways, never to return. I have moved on.

NL is strictly business only dear. . . I will be here for the longest time. This is my play ground. . . .

*Today is one of my kid's birthdays. . .time to prepare her 50 birthday packs and cart them to her boarding school. . . . I DON BRAID MY HAIR. . .HALLELUJAH. . . I LOOK 15 AGAIN*

I pray as she appears, MAY THE SENATE COMMITTEE members DISAPPEAR for ever! Amen!!!
May the NIGERIANS who do not wish women to progress in NIGERIA all suffer permanent deafness, dumbness and blindness. AMEN!!!

Just the way it is!
It is called the natural order of regression.

*goodnight. . . .duty calls*

The 'rich' also steal!
Muchechechecheche

kulyie: aunty kanwulia e ma binu o,no vex with wetin i wan say.

Please be mindful of what you say to others,particularly the dead or the bereaved.nobody knows when his or her time will be up and no one knows what circumstances will surround their death.its her turn today,who knows whose it will be next time.be mindful of the kinds of things you say,please.

thank you for complying

I nor dey comply o.
Just being myself. If you nor like am. . . dat nor be my consain o!
I wish more NLanders will commit suicide and DIE off BY CHOLERA OR TYPHOID KPA KPA . . . I yamu h-enjoying the one-death-per-year-saga o!


If it is my time. . . .before or after? So be it! Please. . . feel freeeeeeeeeeee to rejoice, I will not care dead or alive AND MAIMED!
I ain't complying SHYTE!
Go and report to 'LAME DAME MUKINA2' AND HER SIR JONA SEUN-DUNCE OF NL to ban!!!!!!

Frankly my dia. . . I DON'T GIVVVA DAMN!