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This is an h-inside job!
Na who know man dey kill am!
Seeee freeeeesh poooohsie for dorty NAIJA KID/GRAND - NAPPERZ! Chei-Chei-Chei!!!!!!
Fine babe!!!!!

Another e bad belle and e jolosi thread telling happy parents what or what they should not do with their kids!
The gospel h-according to "SWEDEN"!

More thrash on NIGERIAN roads and in gutters!

How can people despise bastards when they worship one or several?

Hmmmmmmm!
Sounds like an h-inside job!
Shebi she wan live for NAIJA?
Seeeeeee FRESSSSSSH FISH!!!!!

#2 - #23 please!

Well, if the proud parents are happy to flaunt their little bundles of joy, I have no problems o.
It is the e bad belle and e jolosi, les misssssssaraBLES that should go and hang if e dey pain dem plenty-plenty!
Especially, those CHRISLAMIC, OGBONI-OKIJA ones that have never missed a period, not to mention get pregnant or release healthy SPAMS!
Shioooooor!
This is the iPad age! DEAL with it! The parents in the hospitals I work allow Skype within their own children's spaces ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA kpa-kpa.


If the customers are not happy, please kiss your clinic or hospital GOOD BYE. They will give you a NASTY review at the BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!
Una tink say na SHARIA WORLD we dey live like una yeye Naija?
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!

Surprise - Surprise!!!!!
Lerrus guess what part of Nigeria?
Give me BOKO HARAM any time!

If it makes you a good mom!
Before or after, no guarantee you will not quench before the child.
Or the you won't kill the child!
Or the child will not kill you!
Biology does not guarantee love.

jeffizy: Ah! Why will u do such?

I can NEVER have anything to do with anyone who takes lives for a living!
Tufiakwa!!!!!!
No children with him either!
I don wanna share such a curse! They must all DIE!!!
My choice!

We know!
2015 still far na.
No need to pull an ACE CARD at the beginning of the game abi?

Hmmmmmmm!
Naija men wor-wor sha!
Scrrrrufffffy and SMELLY too! Kia!!!!

And the south has. . . . . ?

Oh gal, if you take anything from that ugly pig, you will become his ashawo for life!
If you wanna do ashawo, look elsewhere madam. All the imp wants to do is chop your yam!

Amaechi FOR PREZZZZZIDENT!!!!
Time to deal with this Dr. NO once and for all!

Thank my lucky stars for a productive American passport!
Who wanna live near this morbidly obese creature in the SOUTH-SOUTH?
He has practically eaten the ration for 5 states in Southern Nigeria!
How would he have survived as a Biafran?

If he really got on his belly or knees 5 times daily to PRAY OR PHOCK, would he look like a GOOD-YEAR BLIMP?

Hmmm........
I have been married to Nigerian forums for 6 YIAZZZ na!
Who can that cheap male-slut be or what could he have to interfere with my marriage?
If a marriage crashes, it was not meant to be!
Facebook ko, NAIRALAND ni!
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

Stealing pens from shops!
I never got caught!
I LOOOOOOVED PENS IN DIFFERENT COLORS!
Now, one of my daughters steals REMOTE CONTROLS from EVERY HOTEL ROOM WE VISIT IN THIS WORLD, just as my mom collects HOTEL TOWELS!
Oh well! This too shall pass!

I must reaaaaaally love a man more than myself to go thorough that!
Na! Not that needy or 'wanty'!
Even after marriage, it can still be dicey!
Matter of personal choice.)
If I want a bastard, I sure know where to purchase one!
No need to labor and torture my beautiful mind and body for such a quest!
Issues can never hungry me reassssh so!

No!
He berra hide it from moi gooooooood!!!!
Because I am very PRO-CHOICE too!
I will ABORT all his children!
Dead or alive!!!!!!!

As important as a mans love to a woman!
It takes 2!

We live in a world of freewill and choices.
Do you have a problem with these?
The fact that one marriage is sour does not mean another will get sour. . .even if the chances of divorce increases to 75% for second marriages and 90% for third marriages!
Abeg, make dem try dem luck o!
You know CHRISLAMIC HYPOCRITES MUST MARRY BEFORE THEY PHOCK!

LWKMD!
This Sanusi get bad mouth. . . !
I love it!
He could not have described a better situation involving JONADUNCE!

Muhehehehehehe CHE!

Hmmm!
Stoopidity compounded with more stoopidity!
He may have started phocking her kpa-kpa!

I will just hiss and walk out!
It cannot happen sha. . . I have separate living quarters in my home. . . .
My husband is free to 'FROLICK' in his own matrimonial bed.
As long as he washes the sheets afterwards, I am fine with it!
I gat my own runz!
FREEEEEEEEEEEE WORLD. . . .

^^^
Dem go bash taya ke!
I don write wetin I wanno write o!
Make 'em chop shyte for CHRISTMAS!
Who dey fia dem?
NANSENZE!

Surprise-Surprise. . . .!
From what tribe abeg? I am keeping STATS!

I prefer separate rooms o. . .
I love my space. Infact I have remodelled my home to include SEPARATE LIVING QUARTERS. . . .with separate entrances. . . .LIVING ROOMS/KITCHENS IN THE the same house.
Only the garage doors and alarm systems we have in common!

HALLELUJAH TO SWEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRIAGES!!!!

Time to sew aso-ebi again jare. . . my and this my handsome DELTA-IGBO hunk of a husband must pose again in public to SHUT 'EM GOSSIPPERZZZ UP!

Mu che che che che che. . . .

Is it an infectious ailment or a choice to be made?
Not a contagious phenomenon. . .A CHOICE ONLY!

*no, i did not read the contents of the first post. . .ONLY THE TITLE. . .my attention span cannot function past the title of threads*

Yessssssssssssssssssoh!
By one VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SHORT, DIRTY, FUGLY, Yoruba man who stole my computer and credit card in NVS!
Bladddddy TAIZI DREVA!
Oloshi don take shame go hide witi im small AUSPY-SUSPY 2.5 H-INCH VLOKOS! TWA!!!!
I got my computer totally cleaned out of his viruses. . . and my azzze too!
Wells Fargo gave me my money jeje o!
The card was used all the way in NEW-YORK!

Yoruba boys too sabi tief too musssssssssssssh!


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