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Gaidenk:Double promotion?!?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Even the worst public school in my locality don't give such! Chai! ![]() |
Whether good or bad, I'll never allow my kid attend a University if s/he's not up to 16. Trust me, I know how it feels like to be the youngest psychologically in midst of your so called mates. #talkingfromexprience. |
That's over N308,000 on monthly basis at entry level. Mehn! ![]() |
I might be the most romantic man on earth but changing a sport channel to Faith channel? mba! |
Vig86: ![]() |
Idiat. ![]() |
cirmuell:Thanks for the enlightenment! |
CONVERSATIONS IN A CAFE Illustrated by NIU ART Concepts Each key he punched on the grand piano emitted a resonating gong and the echo in the café only aided its resonance. Such an atmosphere could inspire John Legend to belt out about a dozen sultry ballads in a stretch. From all indications, however, that was not going to be the case for this John; perhaps, because his surname isn’t Legend. He could barely concentrate. Maybe the icy breeze of the snowfall outside the cozy café would have successfully convinced his overzealous sweat pores to stop leaking. The DJ had promised a dazzling performance by 'an African genius' so everyone in the café froze, eyes glued to him in anticipation. Much to their disappointment, though, seated naively under the spotlight was John, an amateur African musician in his early 20s palpitating heavily while fidgeting with a grand piano. No, he isn’t completely clueless. In fact he couldn’t have been more prepared; he had written a ballad and rehearsed a couple of nights for this performance. While the audience began to boo at this ‘jerk’ on stage, Rita’s heart was swelling in admiration of a cute, talented Black dude who is simply having a bad day. “OMG! Who did this to him? What went wrong?” Questions of that sort dominated Rita’s already fascinated mind. Perhaps she would have reacted differently had she knew that John had almost made a nuisance off himself nagging the DJ for a chance to perform in the cafe. In an attempt to save the day and perhaps get to meet this fresh new guy, waiter Rita headed for the spotlight. ‘Would you like something to drink?’ she whispered to his ear with her right hand gently holding down John’s fingers on the keys of the grand piano terminating the seemingly endless random stream of gongs, while giving him a pat on the back with her left hand. He sighed in relief, wishing he could freeze the moment; it was just too romantic to pass in a hurry. Right away, he began admiring how her tender Caucasian fingers and his own coarse Black ones gracefully juxtaposed. ‘Um co… coffee’, he managed to stutter hoping to use the early ‘coffee break’ to diffuse the attention of the booing, concert hungry audience and thus pull himself together. Good for him, though, the frustrated audience gradually resumed their activities; sipping, smoking, snookering, betting, arguing and the like. To them, such scenes replay all too often. “Just another lad who believes he is a whiz kid” they may have concluded. On his part, John who had come so close to his dreams that he could hardly feel any shame gazed longingly, mouth ajar, as ponytailed Rita cat walked across the café in a brilliant lemon turtleneck on black leggings, until his view was obstructed. “It has been accomplished” he soliloquized, suppressing a silly smile. Before long Rita emerged with a coy smile and a cup of hot coffee. He acknowledged her smile, took a sip and, placing the cup on the piano, he proposed “I will start afresh” betraying a raw African accent. “You know what…?” gently releasing the piano lid prop, “I think that maybe tonight isn’t exactly a music night for you...” She closed the piano lid and continued “…maybe you should let the DJ do his job for you to enjoy while you sit and nurse your coffee”. Then sustaining the coy smile, she leaned forward, resting her elbows on the piano lid and after establishing eye contact, teased “how about that?” By that time, John, completely mesmerized by her sparkling blue eyes, stretched out his right hand aiming her left shoulder but could not reach before Rita stood up erect. So grabbing his cup of coffee instead, he jumped up and proposed “I think that maybe you should grab a cup of coffee too and join me” leading her off the spotlight while the obviously disappointed DJ resumed work, introducing Adele’s ‘Hello’. As they negotiated their way within the dimly lit café in search of a free table, John was overjoyed. Performing at Rita’s father’s café was only a means to an end. He has been dying to have a chat with this charming beauty ever since he arrived in the neighborhood a month ago, but it appears she was so engrossed in her work at the café and her passion for music that she could barely notice any of his numerous, amorous antics. The pressure was mounting. Especially when he recalls that each passing day brings him closer to the end of his two month visit to Montreal. She was the coolest English speaking girl around. Elegant, smart, gorgeous, stunning, gifted, adorable… indeed, his list of adjectives was endless. Although his international debut had just been ruined by some petrifying stage fright, John was completely unperturbed since the idea wasn’t to attract a Grammy nomination; only Rita’s attention which it undoubtedly did. So seated face to face at a table with two cups of hot coffee vaporizing in between them, “I can explain…” smiley John began what would evolve into series of #conversationsInACafé. — at Montreal, Canada. [url="https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=428228917362686&substory_index=0&id=137479409770973&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.428228917362686%3Atl_objid.428228917362686%3Athid.137479409770973%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1448956799%3A-4535102237749273924&__tn__=%2As"] Source[/url]
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captainboris:Dey there dey deceive yourself. Just pray you don't become a victim of calamity/rape. |
You gotta be kidding me! ![]() There's a nuke on the mountain. RIP to the dead. |
jboy73:Because you want to study Computer Science. That's what most folks do. I've a friend who wanted law but was given Psychology, she re-wrote JAMB and later got the course; Law. |
Tell her to leave and take your shop back. |
Go for statistics and re-write jamb. |
Danhumprey:Not when some kind of people are involved. I just hope the reverse of my earlier statement is true. |
Danhumprey:Why would you be active when Economics is dealing with you? ![]() |
STFUareyouGod:Where is the sarcasm in that? ![]() A lady who abuses a guy that approaches her is abnormal/ a bitter person. |
Go for ELECT ELECT. They earn more compared to Nurses and you won't really find it hard finding a job if you graduate with a 2.1(E no easy sha). But for Nursing, I won't pay for your tuition if you finish your savings before graduating. So, forgerrit! |
So the entire population of Nairaland only listen to Asa? Wow! ![]() |
I expect a reliable source to thrash this shìt. |
Fraih:The groom-bride analogy does not tally, I repeat! The groom-bride analogy does not tally! Over! |
I urge you to respect Landlord's decision. |
Atimes I wonder where you guys get those sort of girls... I can't stand 1 per cent of the stress you stood. One advice for you anyways: the moment anyone threaten to block you on a social network, that's the exact moment to block them. You don't wait or beg them not to block you, you block them immediately. That's the 49th law of power. |
Nairaland! Giving admission. Nairaland! Giving job. Nairaland! Uniting people. God bless Seun Osewa. |
sportfeva:With all sincerity, it depends on your location. Etisalat has no 3G in my area, MTN's 3G that we hardly see here is nothing to write home about. But Glo, ojigbijigbijigbi! As fast as anything. |
Finally! The price of Garri is dropping. |
Just when I thought I won't see a thread about it. It's just so saddening. |
FrankValency:Yes. |
FrankValency:COMONTH to 777 for 3Gig @ N1000 You might want to dail *100*10*1# before recharging if you need N2000 bonus. |
Pianistsegz200:Do you have the tutorial online? If yes; pls post the link here so that others can also benefit from it. If no, we'll chat on whatsapp. |
All I have to say is that: properly written! ![]() |
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