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Education › Re: Is It Alright For A 10 Years Old Child To Be In J S S 3? by Karleb(m): 6:53pm On Nov 29, 2015
Gaidenk:
My elder sis is just two years older than me and she finished secondary school at 14. She had double promotion twice and my parents rejected the 3rd attempt. So know not everyone follows "the convention",and before you question the school system, her primary education was in the early 90's in from a school who's staff was mostly ghanians,liberians,Europeans and a handful of Nigerians. I even wrote and passed my entrance exams from primary 4 and got enrolled in secondary school to try and bridge the gap btw me and her and still couldn't catch up. So son,its very possible.
Double promotion?!?! shocked shocked


gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin

Even the worst public school in my locality don't give such!

Chai! angry sad
Education › Re: Is It Alright For A 10 Years Old Child To Be In J S S 3? by Karleb(m):
Whether good or bad, I'll never allow my kid attend a University if s/he's not up to 16.

Trust me, I know how it feels like to be the youngest psychologically in midst of your so called mates.


#talkingfromexprience.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job After 6month I Was Interviewed by Karleb(m): 9:48am On Nov 26, 2015
That's over N308,000 on monthly basis at entry level.

Mehn! shocked shocked cool
Family › Re: My Husband Has Idolised Me And Now I'm Fed Up. Need Help by Karleb(m): 4:56am On Nov 26, 2015
I might be the most romantic man on earth but changing a sport channel to Faith channel? mba!
Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Karleb(m): 4:31am On Nov 26, 2015
Vig86:
During my university days but I didn't and still don't see that as friendzone. She was actually spending for me, she hardly leave my house. Everyone in the lounge thought I was flinging her but I never did. She had a boyfriend during that time. When I chyked the girl, she told me about the guy and her principles. That she can never double date. I respected her stand. She is a beautiful girl that added some value to my swag. She really loved me. She spent on me, she called me almost everyday, she would call me every morning to wake me up for morning Mass. On sunday, I didn't get option than to get prepared and wait for her to come so we would go to church. I still miss her shaa. I turned a church boy. She would buy me some prayer books, not that she was into church like that. She found out that I don't go to church and put it upon herself. She stroll with me instead of her boy friend. She would drag me to the market. Her family know me but they didn't know her boyfriend. I didn't lose but konji nearly kill me shaa. I disturbed her till she bought 'WHAT'. We would play What all day. I knew why she bought the What but kept it to myself. She bought the What to take my mind off her 'thing'. One day, after I have served(NYSC), she took the picture of the What and send to me. She said, "I value this What more than any other thing, I don't play this what with anybody". I felt like crying. I also took the pictures of some prayer books she bought me and sent to her, she laughed. I knew she appreciated it. So, I won't call my own friendzone. I didn't lose anything. I respect that girl up to today. She would sleep carelessly with me in my bed, and when I asked her why she wasn't afraid of me forcing her for sex, she said, "because I trust you even more than myself".
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by Karleb(m): 6:29pm On Nov 25, 2015
Idiat. undecided
Business › Re: Free Company Logo Design Request On NL {get In Here Now} by Karleb(m): 4:26pm On Nov 24, 2015
cirmuell:
It's not like you designed those logos yourself tongue
Thanks for the enlightenment!
Literature › Conversations In A Café(a Short Story) by Karleb(op): 2:58pm On Nov 24, 2015
CONVERSATIONS IN A CAFE
Illustrated by NIU ART Concepts

Each key he punched on the grand piano emitted a resonating gong and the echo in the café only aided its resonance. Such an atmosphere could inspire John Legend to belt out about a dozen sultry ballads in a stretch. From all indications, however, that was not going to be the case for this John; perhaps, because his surname isn’t Legend. He could barely concentrate. Maybe the icy breeze of the snowfall outside the cozy café would have successfully convinced his overzealous sweat pores to stop leaking. The DJ had promised a dazzling performance by 'an African genius' so everyone in the café froze, eyes glued to him in anticipation. Much to their disappointment, though, seated naively under the spotlight was John, an amateur African musician in his early 20s palpitating heavily while fidgeting with a grand piano. No, he isn’t completely clueless. In fact he couldn’t have been more prepared; he had written a ballad and rehearsed a couple of nights for this performance.
While the audience began to boo at this ‘jerk’ on stage, Rita’s heart was swelling in admiration of a cute, talented Black dude who is simply having a bad day. “OMG! Who did this to him? What went wrong?” Questions of that sort dominated Rita’s already fascinated mind. Perhaps she would have reacted differently had she knew that John had almost made a nuisance off himself nagging the DJ for a chance to perform in the cafe.

In an attempt to save the day and perhaps get to meet this fresh new guy, waiter Rita headed for the spotlight. ‘Would you like something to drink?’ she whispered to his ear with her right hand gently holding down John’s fingers on the keys of the grand piano terminating the seemingly endless random stream of gongs, while giving him a pat on the back with her left hand. He sighed in relief, wishing he could freeze the moment; it was just too romantic to pass in a hurry. Right away, he began admiring how her tender Caucasian fingers and his own coarse Black ones gracefully juxtaposed. ‘Um co… coffee’, he managed to stutter hoping to use the early ‘coffee break’ to diffuse the attention of the booing, concert hungry audience and thus pull himself together.
Good for him, though, the frustrated audience gradually resumed their activities; sipping, smoking, snookering, betting, arguing and the like. To them, such scenes replay all too often. “Just another lad who believes he is a whiz kid” they may have concluded. On his part, John who had come so close to his dreams that he could hardly feel any shame gazed longingly, mouth ajar, as ponytailed Rita cat walked across the café in a brilliant lemon turtleneck on black leggings, until his view was obstructed. “It has been accomplished” he soliloquized, suppressing a silly smile.
Before long Rita emerged with a coy smile and a cup of hot coffee. He acknowledged her smile, took a sip and, placing the cup on the piano, he proposed “I will start afresh” betraying a raw African accent.

“You know what…?” gently releasing the piano lid prop, “I think that maybe tonight isn’t exactly a music night for you...” She closed the piano lid and continued “…maybe you should let the DJ do his job for you to enjoy while you sit and nurse your coffee”. Then sustaining the coy smile, she leaned forward, resting her elbows on the piano lid and after establishing eye contact, teased “how about that?” By that time, John, completely mesmerized by her sparkling blue eyes, stretched out his right hand aiming her left shoulder but could not reach before Rita stood up erect. So grabbing his cup of coffee instead, he jumped up and proposed “I think that maybe you should grab a cup of coffee too and join me” leading her off the spotlight while the obviously disappointed DJ resumed work, introducing Adele’s ‘Hello’.
As they negotiated their way within the dimly lit café in search of a free table, John was overjoyed. Performing at Rita’s father’s café was only a means to an end. He has been dying to have a chat with this charming beauty ever since he arrived in the neighborhood a month ago, but it appears she was so engrossed in her work at the café and her passion for music that she could barely notice any of his numerous, amorous antics. The pressure was mounting. Especially when he recalls that each passing day brings him closer to the end of his two month visit to Montreal. She was the coolest English speaking girl around. Elegant, smart, gorgeous, stunning, gifted, adorable… indeed, his list of adjectives was endless.


Although his international debut had just been ruined by some petrifying stage fright, John was completely unperturbed since the idea wasn’t to attract a Grammy nomination; only Rita’s attention which it undoubtedly did.

So seated face to face at a table with two cups of hot coffee vaporizing in between them, “I can explain…” smiley John began what would evolve into series of ‪#‎conversationsInACafé‬. — at Montreal, Canada.



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Romance › Re: How Can A Guy Die Becaus He Was Raped By Group Of Ladies, Is It Possible? by Karleb(m): 4:26pm On Nov 23, 2015
captainboris:
Adonblivit ooo
If fact, no woman fit rape me sef.
If my john-thomas charge up in d process, dt means say me sef dey use wayo like weti d female rapist dey do. If not, na so my "abunan" go sleep!!
Dey there dey deceive yourself.

Just pray you don't become a victim of calamity/rape.
Health › Re: Tyler Perry Has This To Say To Fat And Unhealthy People. by Karleb(m): 11:18am On Nov 23, 2015
bolabolabo:
I wonder how some people still get fat inside this economy.... smh
grin grin grin grin grin


I wonder oh!
Politics › Re: Abubakar Audu Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by Karleb(m): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2015
You gotta be kidding me! embarassed

There's a nuke on the mountain. RIP to the dead.
Education › Re: Please Help Advice A Confused And Frustrated Uni Aspirant. by Karleb(m): 2:40pm On Nov 22, 2015
jboy73:
Why should I rewrite?
Because you want to study Computer Science.

That's what most folks do. I've a friend who wanted law but was given Psychology, she re-wrote JAMB and later got the course; Law.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Threatening To Leave If I Can't Find Job by Karleb(m): 2:28pm On Nov 22, 2015
Tell her to leave and take your shop back.
Education › Re: Please Help Advice A Confused And Frustrated Uni Aspirant. by Karleb(m): 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2015
Go for statistics and re-write jamb.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Karleb(m): 11:21pm On Nov 20, 2015
Danhumprey:
lol. you don't forget things,do you? cheesy
Not when some kind of people are involved.

I just hope the reverse of my earlier statement is true.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Karleb(m): 11:13pm On Nov 20, 2015
Danhumprey:
I still dey around. just not active as before. grin
Why would you be active when Economics is dealing with you? undecided wink
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Still Abuse Guys For Asking Them Out? by Karleb(m): 11:02pm On Nov 20, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Tell me yur being sarcastic shocked shocked
Where is the sarcasm in that? undecided

A lady who abuses a guy that approaches her is abnormal/ a bitter person.
Education › Re: Please Advice; Degree In Nursing Or Degree In Electrical Engineering by Karleb(m): 10:27pm On Nov 18, 2015
Go for ELECT ELECT.

They earn more compared to Nurses and you won't really find it hard finding a job if you graduate with a 2.1(E no easy sha).

But for Nursing, I won't pay for your tuition if you finish your savings before graduating. So, forgerrit!
Celebrities › Re: The Shameful Fall Of TerryG: A Lesson For Commercial Artistes by Karleb(m): 6:34pm On Nov 18, 2015
So the entire population of Nairaland only listen to Asa?

Wow! undecided
Romance › Re: "Who Is Fvcking Her?" by Karleb(m): 3:55pm On Nov 17, 2015
delectablegyal:
This bress advert sef, na wa oh.
I thought I was the only one having issues with it. angry
embarassed
Sports › Re: U-17 Eaglets To Receive 20k Each (pictured) by Karleb(m): 10:03am On Nov 17, 2015
I expect a reliable source to thrash this shìt.
Education › Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by Karleb(m): 8:46am On Nov 16, 2015
Fraih:
When i saw the whatsapp dp, i knew that was landlord and it confirmed it when you called him.
The truth is 2.2 is not bad, what is bad is not thinking big with the 2.2, he knows some people who grad with 2.2 and he can see what they have been doing now_i mean exploits! He has every reason to be at the convocation, infact tell him i wana see him on saturday. Beyond the Grade, it calls for a grateful heart. .. Its just like a groom saying he wont attend his wedding cos he borrowed some money to finance the wedding.

Btw, why are u both a male and a female adren?
The groom-bride analogy does not tally, I repeat! The groom-bride analogy does not tally! Over!
Education › Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by Karleb(m): 8:44am On Nov 16, 2015
I urge you to respect Landlord's decision.
Romance › Re: Guys, Help Me! Important, I Fear For My Now Ex-girlfriend by Karleb(m): 8:12am On Nov 16, 2015
Atimes I wonder where you guys get those sort of girls... I can't stand 1 per cent of the stress you stood.

One advice for you anyways: the moment anyone threaten to block you on a social network, that's the exact moment to block them. You don't wait or beg them not to block you, you block them immediately.

That's the 49th law of power.
Family › Re: How I Found My Father After 30yrs Through Nairaland by Karleb(m): 8:52pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland! Giving admission.
Nairaland! Giving job.
Nairaland! Uniting people.


God bless Seun Osewa.
Phones › Re: Glo Has Introduce New Data Plan For All Devices by Karleb(m): 8:15pm On Nov 14, 2015
sportfeva:
With all sincerity, Glo need to improve on their network. The only Nigeria brand, and you're doing this to your fellow Nigerians.

I'm glad for Etisalat. The only network that has been rescuing me.
With all sincerity, it depends on your location. Etisalat has no 3G in my area, MTN's 3G that we hardly see here is nothing to write home about. But Glo, ojigbijigbijigbi! As fast as anything.
Phones › Re: Glo Has Introduce New Data Plan For All Devices by Karleb(m): 8:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
Finally! The price of Garri is dropping.
Politics › Re: "France will lead a merciless fight against terrorists" - Prez. Francois Holland by Karleb(m): 4:22am On Nov 14, 2015
Just when I thought I won't see a thread about it.

It's just so saddening.
Phones › Re: Wow! this new Glo data plan will amaze you by Karleb(m): 10:05pm On Nov 13, 2015
FrankValency:
Thank you so much,so I don't need to tweak or reset anything before it work on the fone ryt?
Yes.
Phones › Re: Wow! this new Glo data plan will amaze you by Karleb(m): 7:22pm On Nov 13, 2015
FrankValency:
plz I want to subscribe my new BB Z3 ,how do u subscribe yours, hope its easy and favorable?? I mean the glo 1k for 3Gig Pls reply
COMONTH to 777 for 3Gig @ N1000


You might want to dail *100*10*1# before recharging if you need N2000 bonus.
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 8:50am On Nov 13, 2015
Pianistsegz200:
That's the simple contemporary left hand chord/Voice for that particular song "What a friend we have in Jesus"
I did one some months ago nd even played within relative keys Gmaj and E with diminish. Movements and so on
So he just did the song the normal way. Listening over and over will get it inside of you and then more practice will get the style into your hands and even help you to flow with other hymns (e.g. Great is thy faithfulness) in there contemporary and old school style of playing
U can chat me up on whatsapp to send u an example of what I mean using the same song TJ used.
My number is everywhere
Do you have the tutorial online? If yes; pls post the link here so that others can also benefit from it. If no, we'll chat on whatsapp.
Education › Re: An Open Letter To OAU School Management By A Student by Karleb(m): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2015
All I have to say is that: properly written! cool

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