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Nairaland General › Re: I Suggest We Remove Pictures From Our Profile by Karleb(m): 4:36am On Feb 11, 2015
defemidefemi:
don't worry dear, I will bring this issue up in the house b4 Senate president Mark and we will try our best to pass it into law, since that is one of the challenges facing ur own senatorial district. consider it done.
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Culture › Re: 10 Most Long-lived Empires In History. by Karleb(m): 6:23pm On Feb 10, 2015
The Roman Empire leads, I wasn't expecting anything less but I wish I was an history student.
Politics › Re: BREAKING News: INEC NEW Chairman, Prof Nazim Mimiko From March 1, 2015 by Karleb(m): 5:44am On Feb 10, 2015
MY Prof, congrats joor.


But something is not right.
Christianity Etc › Re: Release Of Fluid While Sleeping, Does It Signifies You Have A Spiritual Wife. by Karleb(m): 5:31am On Feb 10, 2015
ritababe:
Actually its because you are thinking of sex before you sleep
That's a big fat lie my sister, even kids of 13 and 14yrs old who knows close to nothing about sex do have wet dreams.
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: So Linda Ikeji Has Such Good Looking Boobs? Display Her Lovely Dresses. by Karleb(m): 8:21pm On Feb 09, 2015
Olaone1:
I thought he was iOS too grin grin
Sincerely speaking, I thought he was Window OS. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:26pm On Feb 09, 2015
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 7:09pm On Feb 09, 2015
gameboi:
@ karleb
I'm yet to get a Keyboard here ohembarassed. I'm trying to get used to this Place.

I haven't forgotten about it.
Better get ASAP because we dey anticipate am, I wish I could meet you though so you could teach me some things.

I've a new illiterate teacher right now who doesn't know more than 4 keys on the keyboard, he doesn't even know what a scale is but when he grabs his Fmajor ehn he could play an augmented/diminished/sus2 and 4 chord as slash chords before going to the next scale degree...

Mehn! I wanna be like him which is why I want you to release your video asap!
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 6:42pm On Feb 09, 2015
@gameboi I've been really good and expecting your music video....


I mean your video, so when you go drop am abi you never reach uyo?
Politics › Re: Chai, They Just Finished Ambode With This Cartoon (LOOK) by Karleb(m): 3:16pm On Feb 09, 2015
aderonila18:
It seems OP dosent know the meaning of finished

Take a look at the video below to know what finishing looks like grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_2veWZZWyo&feature=youtu.be
Chai! cry See finishing!


The last part was the most hilarious. "The man called Jimi Agbaje popularly known as J K is just kidding"

LMAO! grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Forex Another Form Of Gambling Or Can It Be Attributed To A Form Of Sin by Karleb(m): 11:37am On Feb 09, 2015
My brother, Forex is no gambling but pure undiluted business!

Take for example, you have a $1000 in your account and the Nigerian Naira moved from the initial N167 to N200 then you buy(exchange) the Naira with your Dollar and now you have N200,000 instead of N167,000 and your profit = N33,000. Now imagine if you had $10,000 , your profit will be = N330,000 and what if it was $100,000 then your profit will be = N3,330,000.


Now tell me, how is that gambling? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:43pm On Feb 08, 2015
Shaw on next match suspension, I just hope LVG doesn't use that Blankett in our next match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:38pm On Feb 08, 2015
afrodoc2:
Mr man you are confused!
Why are you arguing with yourself? 1st you said he was player of the year nobody argued, now you are saying he is a scam.
Now i believe he has truly been bursting your head, only head trauma can cause your symptoms grin
grin grin grin Bro, you are wicked! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Firstly, the player positioning was uncalled for.

Secondly, LVG should have made his substitutions immediately after the second half, I was expecting the likes of Wilson, Fellani and Herrera.

Thirdly, what actually happened in the first half and where was Mr Blind, I mean in the first half.


Lastly, Falcao should start arranging his loads because the lad is leaving at the end of the season unless he improves! The guy could have easily bailed us out but he prefer's to miss such a clean opportunity! angry



Coogar? Pls provide the Falcao's miss gif.
Politics › Re: INEC: GEJ Plans To Replace Prof. Attahiru Jega With Prof. Olufemi Mimiko by Karleb(m): 1:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
shocked shocked shocked

If this is true then I felicitate with Prof. Mimiko! cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Seening A Prophet For A Wife Confirmation How True? by Karleb(m): 8:16pm On Feb 07, 2015
No! If you get mouth and you are sure papa God is your papa then have a papa and pikin conversation with him.


Most ladies are found of doing this though. undecided
Politics › Re: 21 INEC Resident Commissioners Reject Postponement Of Elections by Karleb(m): 7:37pm On Feb 07, 2015
Nigeria is indeed a funny Nation, few days ago it was Buhari certificate saga now they want to start a new week with Election postponement issues. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 6:52pm On Feb 07, 2015
Odunharry:
elampiro elampiro2 if we no win 2mao i go send anti-spam bot to ban all ur account
Bros, don't bring that one o!

Tomorrow's game is a must win, that fourth position isn't ours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 6:27pm On Feb 07, 2015
E be like say Elampiro is Ronney's advocate. grin
Business › Re: From Loss To Profit Forex Made Easy Season Start by Karleb(m): 2:14pm On Feb 07, 2015
To me, targeting 10pips per day can be ok for some people with fat capital but for someone with $1000 or less as a capital, it's can't just add up.
Business › Re: From Loss To Profit Forex Made Easy Season Start by Karleb(m): 2:08pm On Feb 07, 2015
@profitbank can you try writing in small letter or bold your fonts because this capital letters are hurting my eyes.
Phones › Re: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by Karleb(m): 8:46pm On Feb 06, 2015
S5 or LG l90
Family › Re: American Man Sends Over $100,000 To Wife In Nigeria He’s Never Met by Karleb(m): 1:39pm On Feb 06, 2015
...and the useless yahoo boy go dey on hotel dey flex which easy bucks. SMH!
Romance › Re: 5 Weird Things Some Naija Girls Do by Karleb(m): 8:06pm On Feb 05, 2015
Always falling during deliverance session like name only them waka come.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerians Nicknames And There Meaning by Karleb(m): 7:52pm On Feb 05, 2015
Wharrabout Nne?
Politics › Re: Adeboye Curses Pastors Collecting Bribes From Politicians by Karleb(m): 6:05am On Feb 05, 2015
The funniest thing is that these pastors (full timers) are on salary... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:08pm On Feb 04, 2015
SailorXY:
what's the meaning of this lobatan?
Literally it's "it is/has finished", figuratively it could be an exclamation like OMG! , WTF! , WTH! e.t.c
Business › Re: Forex Trading - Season 15 by Karleb(m): 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2015
frenchman2:
sir, i thought your uncle was 'holding you by the hand', or wasnt he a successful trader then?
His demo account grew from 5k to 68k in a day, which means he was using something like a 1:50 or more leverage = bad money management.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Karleb(m): 4:00pm On Feb 04, 2015
searay:
A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!. A-FI-CEE !!!, fawer!!!. Anyways,i fromised to plight caraption,rebibe za economy,make abailable sopt-loan for za fiful. I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths. Finally,i fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.Shikena!!

A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!! A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!!
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somebody dail 911, I'm about to dai! grin cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Documentary On Nairaland---in Pictures... Season 2!! by Karleb(m): 11:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
^^^^^^

Romance › Re: Open Letter; Declaring My Love For Claireshan1 by Karleb(m): 10:17pm On Feb 03, 2015
Danhumprey:
No wonder you name is monsterstruck. It's obvious a monster has striked you mad.undecided


You better wake up,cos Mummy say eba don ready!angry
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 8:39pm On Feb 03, 2015
SailorXY:
we no dey use lwb again jor angry he should perform as a midfielder or he's sold grin
So wetin?

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