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Nonsense!

Kobojunkie:
You ignored her complaints , and eventually took it upon yourself to rape her in order to satisfy yourself, and you are here to what again?

Seun, moderators, does Nairaland have IP tracker so we can track this RAPIST'S address/location make them catch am abeg...

The mods here seem a bunch of jokes for pushing this ill stuff up here.

I live with my girlfriend. She has been staying with me for a year and 8 months now. Sex was perfect 3 to 4 times a week.

But ever since she started working sex has become a problem. She will make excuses that she is tired that her back is hurting or headaches. For 3 weeks no sex. She doesn't care at all and we are living like roommates and yesterday was worse.

I was in the mood for it and she bluntly refused so I had to force her. I ripped her pant but she didn't give up she scratches me on my face. I slapped her so hard out of anger. I didn't mean to and I left the house for a few hours. I apologised for forcing her and I told her I am not going to leave with her anymore if she will not give me sex. I asked her to leave so my next babe can move in she said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Note I don't have any other babe except from her and I have never cheated on her before. I love her a lot she is my life but I just don't like her new attitude.

What do you think I should do for her to be happy with me and give me sex without a fight because I don't want what had happened yesterday to ever happen again in the future.

God created you for sex. You are doing well.

olatuns2017:
Surely pastor Adeboye will campaign internally for Osibanjo over Tinubu

Obvious reasons

All political and religious leaders are interested in 2023!

Mind you pastor Adeboye is not a Prophet and has never be....that's why he doesn't give vision ...unlike late TB Joshua

Keeping quiet would've been better nau, guy.
Must you talk?

Adex2442:
Which country can one relocate to with 3m naira ?? pls no african countries pls

Looking for greener pastures? Never leave this borders without a lucrative skill or University degree, except you're visiting an island on a vacation.
You can read this again.

abdelrahman:
so what u saying Jesus and god are the same?

Being one is different from being the same. You'll never understand this from where you're standing currently. Its weirder than quantum science. Call it a kinda mystery

abdelrahman:
likewise what??

Likewise Yahweh commanded all those that worship another god should be kill? What a joke u are



And how Jesus and god are one when Jesus said god is greater than him?

You read my response upside-down. I said the guy believes that Jesus and God are one, and he won't kill you like terrorists would do, if you don't believe what they believe.

On the other hand, explaining to you that Jesus Christ is one with God ,would be as fruitless as telling the early man that the world is oval, spinning and revolving altogether.

Two friends of mine who are software developers got fast jobs and so many clients. They kept hitting me hard for not chasing clients. They bashed me for working on a project for years. I am still on that project currently. It aims at solving a huge problem in the Nigerian system.
The truth is no one seem to be solving any problem these days in this part of the world. Most skilled people are chasing clients. When I talk about solving problems I mean, finding an error in your environment and designing a scheme or device to solve it with a passion, irrespective of the time it takes.
For every problem, especially one as this, there is an innovation for solution. This requires passion, pains and time without short cuts.
That is why the whites will recover from a two weeks hurricane disaster in less than a month and life return to the normal because they've developed solutions that's unique to their pressing environmental demands.
We are still far away. We have lots of skilled graduates that can't render a solution when situations demand technological leverages.
They are only good at chasing clients. Forget the government. We are the government. The government is not from Mars. It comes from us.
When life stares us with harsh realities, our unclothedness shows. This is just an example.

Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.

That's the north. It's a different ball game in Lagos.

abdelrahman:
God saved u, u are thanking Jesus

Nigga how dumb u are!

Yes, cos he believes they are one..,and he won't slay you with the sword if you don't believe likewise. So please take a walk.

FlipModeSquade:
God has a plan..

And he decided to murder tens of innocent people..

To actualize it?

Story of Religion..

Incoherent mishmash..

That's not what he meant nau. Looks like you hate seeing the word "God" in a sentence.

You seem to haf see the guy finish. Hope you aint a full time housewife?
Anyway speak first to a marriage counsellor

The US is giving China so much leverage due to greed.
Take a difficult move. Invest in Australia. move production lines there. Take the pains. Do The necessary. Enrich whoever values your values; Your strategic allies. Create another China from Australia. The British would ve become irrelevant on the global scene if they didn't relay the baton of technological blueprints to the US before WW2.
Shut China out. Open up to promising allies.

Baby Moses' mum playing the sympathetic maid of Pharaoh's daughter.
Stupidly Orchestrated script by jihadists.

I came across this piece of information and thought it needful to share.

Have you mistakenly or greedily sent 50k to get 100k in 5 minutes and then later realized that you have been scammed? And the scammer even went on to rub your ignorance on your face too?


I am sharing a knowledge today on "Tips on how to retrieve your money after you have been scammed".

Please read carefully and learn.

20% of social media users and shoppers have been scammed at one point or the other, either large bucks or small money and It's quite painful.

Many people don't always know what to do, so today am sharing with you things you do, when you realize a page you paid for a service or goods is ghosting you:

1. Screenshot all previous chats across all messaging app (IG and WhatsApp or FB).

2. Write out the Full name and account number of the page or person.

3. Go to the last notification your bank sent you after you made the payment (via mobile app or text) copy out the "TRANSACTION ID NUMBER".

4. Go to any branch of the scam artist's bank (the bank the scammer uses), ask to see the CUSTOMER SERVICE in charge of FRAUD.

5. If you can, print out all those chats with the scammer, and submit it.

While you are there, send an email to SCAMMER'S BANK and copy CBN FRAUD DESK (anticorruptionunit@cbn.gov.ng) this will ginger the bank to take it up fast.

What should you expect from this? The culprit/suspects account will be PLACED ON HOLD. His BVN will be blocked permanently. No account will ever be opened neither will he be able to transact banking business in that name until he clears himself with the bank.

Meaning he/she cannot transfer or withdraw until they visit the bank, and when they do, the bank will contact the police and the suspect when proven guilty will sign a waiver allowing the bank to refund your money.

Endeavour to Share with Friends and Family because you never can tell who it might help.

Pls Share.

Mecka:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/bayelsa-tops-states-with-malnourished-under-five-children-report/

Rubbish.

We don't have to do a research to know this slot is for a nothern State.

Rubbish.

No its not expensive bro. You've been used to cutting corners in an environment where the standard of living is damn low and law enforcement is a joke. You can't escape paying the taxes you could easily evade here.
Looks like comedy is the only survival card you got out there, so struggling is inevitable.
Up your game.

Techzeethx:
Spot Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

farthest behind and second from left.
That African attire stands out. I just like her simple look.

Techzeethx:
Love how she's rocking our African attires

Honestly. Simple African attires.

Adeshina the clown.

ThisisBuhari:
https://gazettengr.com/goodluck-jonathan-shuns-pdp-convention-amidst-plans-to-join-apc/

Jonathan has grown beyond the cancerous Nigerian mindset to a great degree. I have a strong feeling his next move will be an exceptional one.
I dont see him campaigning under any of these two parties. I dont see him campaigning for presidency either. I see him supporting a course, rather than campaign for himself.
But I know, whoever he supports will tilt the current balance. I see him taking the youths angle with ease.

Alright.
Lessons learnt:

We should all learn to be born into a rich family.
OR
We should all learn to have been born into a rich family.
OR
We hustlers ought to have been smart enough to chose a wealthy family to be born into, before birth.

Davido was smart enough to have chosen his family from birth.
This is the Summary of this front page post. The mods are doing a great job. Wanna believe someone has been positively impacted so far. Great news!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Reno is not a real niggar ...

No matter the protection.....this baby girl will still be the one to chase dickkk

Even self I get this strong feeling that the baby girl is riding dickkk already

I understand. Its a ''hard substance'' feeling. Thanks to iggbo Ibadan

Vickkymanny:
I'm trying to search for the beautiful daughter in that picture

Baba, leave gragra. You sef know say the young girl is very dark and fine.

Just like there are mentally unstable people with guns in the US. This is Naija's version.

Iyaebe:
Do men existence revolves around sex and women?many men have died because of sex or women related issues.I need response from redpillers.

I ain't a f**kin red pill nonsense. I'm responding cos I just wanna.

Sex is a byproduct of social growth and indulgence, just like friendship. It should come naturally to a man if he is focused on raising his worth and social relevance. Not chasing it like an ambition above other things. Take note I'm not talking about paid sex.

Sex is very cheap to get as a man with a balanced psychology. What matters is who gives it.



I believe the deceased here had self esteem issues and barely succeeded to a reasonable degree, in initiating sexual relationships rather than sex itself.

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This is a red flag Bro. Don't ignore it.
Infidelity is not a toy. You don't wanna keep up with it like it's just a basic character flaw, trust me.
Talking about loving her, love and respect are an inseparable pair. You can't talk about love indoors, when respect is out in the field playing golf.
Walk away. You'll be fine.

superCleanworks:
all this equipment with future level spyware that transmits information back to China

trust the chinese at your own risk

I tell you. Only few people are concerned about this. I don't know whats so promising about China that Nigeria is so obsessed with

mixta140:
If you don't like Nigeria comot ooo...
Nigerians too like complain...
Person wey no dey contribute go dey complain our money up and down....
Masses sef get for body...
If you dont like the app leave am now...
Simple instructions many people no dey follow ... na to dey claim I go school up and down...
If the app ain't useful for you leave am...
Some is even saying up there "we go bring am down" aswear Nigerians deserve its leaders...
Even your uncle or Aunt for abroad no help una life ... na Buhari wey no sabi you ... you go dey cry ontop... and many no dey contribute to the progress of this nation.. many always wanting what they dont deserve...
Ordinary App ... see as una dey complain... since them don born some people here how much you don pay as tax sef...
Na to dey collect una like ... contribute na lie... govt no be saint... same with the masses ...
Many dey vex cus no be them dey chop the money

My friend, that enaira stuff is an attempt by the FG to score cheap approval despite a failed and bloody administration.
It's the least of challenges facing the country at the moment.
PMB's administration, linked with terrorism and insurgency, is so soaked with the blood of Nigerians, that every scheme the FG decides to come up with to make the people ignore the question tags attached to its administration is DOA.

You can see from all indications that enaira was launched in a haste without due diligence. Just to score political points. PMB knows most Nigerians are gullible. He was never interested in boosting the economy in the first place but to actualize some ill religious interests at the expense of the nation's unity.

Enaira now, is more like a good gift from a villain. PMB is the wrong person to give it. Sound Nigerians will reject this gift because of the giver and probably welcome it from a different administration who'll represent the voice and prosperity of the people as a whole.

I just hope you got this clear.

Aufbauh:
Nigerians and parochialism.
Painfully we can't ignore ethno-religious bias from our polity as it has come to stay.

This is one of main reasons the odds favour Osinbajo.
The Christians too in the North has been marginalised over time in politics by the dominant Muslims.

Osi who is ineffective, nodding to lopsided FG decisions, detrimental to the Church

Nonsense!