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Sports › Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kaxmytex(m): 6:24pm On Jan 16, 2013*

ABRAMOVICH:keshi..u loose ur first match,u knw whr 2 pick ur sack letter

Crime › Re: 18 Human Heads Found In Airport Shipment by Kaxmytex(m): 6:01pm On Jan 16, 2013

Nawa o...

Celebrities › Re: Shan George Moved To Calabar To Care For Her Sick Mum by Kaxmytex(m): 4:23pm On Jan 16, 2013

Mummy's pet,take am easy o....notin go do ur mama..

E don tey wey i don see diz gal o

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Nigerians Call Nigeria "Fatherland" ? by Kaxmytex(m): 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2013

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Why do NIgerians call NIgeria "FatherLand" huh

, when it is clearly the MOTHER that gives birth to its children.

and we as children of the Soil, should call this land MotherLand,

I know for a fact that Nazi Germany used to refer to its nation as FatherLand. just saying. . undecided

[img]http://sophyanempire.files./2012/08/fatherland4.jpg[/img][/quote]why is it dat "HER" is being used 4 a country like nigeria?

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Defeat FC Farense 5 - 0 In Friendly Game by Kaxmytex(m): 4:09pm On Jan 16, 2013

[quote author=Okija_juju]I am Okija Juju?! _{Onye isi ndi mmuo 1 of Igboland..}

Who are you!? [/quote]bros,na u b dis?

Entertainment › Re: Man Wins $10,000 For Making 'Ugliest Face' In The World by Kaxmytex(m): 4:04pm On Jan 16, 2013

Dis face no b here o....
He deserve more dan d ammount wey dem give am sef

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 16th January 2013 by Kaxmytex(m): 1:39pm On Jan 16, 2013

shyna501: Outcome of dat match depends on Rafa's line-up... i hope d bald headed,pot belly idiot get it right sha? Blues 4lyf!

pot belly! shocked

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Defeat FC Farense 5 - 0 In Friendly Game by Kaxmytex(m): 7:55am On Jan 16, 2013

[size=28pt]When i first hear say mikel score..i kum dey imagine hw e fit score d goal nt untill u tell me say na p.k....
Nice one...i fink keshi is really doing a good job...buh make im r'mba say na d afcon trophy wey we nid[/size]

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Jokes Etc › Re: Babalawo Job Vacant! by Kaxmytex(m): 8:41am On Jan 14, 2013

Pastor as shortee in a shrine! shocked

Health › Re: PHOTOS: Man With The Largest Scrutum Rrefuses Surgerry by Kaxmytex(m): 8:24am On Jan 14, 2013

[size=28pt]if diz guy tackle any babe.....mehn! d babe go knw say jesus is lord[/size]

Health › Re: PHOTOS: Man With The Largest Scrutum Rrefuses Surgerry by Kaxmytex(m): 8:21am On Jan 14, 2013

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]458kg!!!

If a bag of cement is 50 kg, the this guys balls weigh as much as 9 bags of Cement

This gat to ßξ a joke!! undecided

Except the writer meant 45.8 kg. That's almost the weight of a bag of RICE..... shocked

[/quote]it must b 45.8kg.....if d tin really weighs 458kg,e no go fit stand upright like dat cuz d weight of dat scrotum sef go pull him dwn

Sports › Re: Nations Cup: It’s Trophy Or Nothing, Chief Mike Umeh's wish. by Kaxmytex(m): 8:03am On Jan 14, 2013

Team eagles all d way...

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Drove Car Without Petrol From Ore - Lagos by Kaxmytex(m): 7:46pm On Jan 13, 2013

9ja!!

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Defeat Sparta Rotterdam In Warm Up by Kaxmytex(m): 8:03pm On Jan 12, 2013

Hope nobody get injury sha

Entertainment › Re: Meet The Youngest Ever Best Actress Oscar Nominee :) by Kaxmytex(m): 7:39pm On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]Hard work pays....if u no win oscar award,u'll definitely win mata award....put more effort,i tellya....u go succeed[/size]

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TV/Movies › Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by Kaxmytex(m): 7:28pm On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]i don't watch seasonal film buh dis iz my rating...[/size]
1.kyle xy
2.merlin
3.vampire diaries
4.jumong
5.heroes
6.legend of d seeker
7.smallvile
8.prison break
9.spartacaus

Crime › Re: Man Burnt For Stealing Condoms by Kaxmytex(m): 7:18pm On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]u sure say im prick no burn sha....[/size]

Family › Re: Which Is Deeper And Stronger?: LOVE VS HATRED by Kaxmytex(m): 7:14pm On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]I go 4 love...
When i say love,i mean True one o...
True love dey stronger nd deeper,my broda[/size]

Romance › Re: His Parents Are Against Them Getting Married by Kaxmytex(m): 6:26pm On Jan 12, 2013*

beqs101: Hello nairalanders,,

My friend is in a very dark place now cuz,she feels her relationship is crashing.. They've been dating for almost two years now and recently,he engaged her.. However,the problem started when he was to take her to see his dad. Before he engaged her,he has taken her to see almost everyone in his family except his dad,and they all love her. But just recently,he told her that he spoke to his dad about her and the man said, his son can't marry her cuz of where she is from
[size=28pt]pls,can u tell us whr d gal hails 4rm[/size]..
And to complicate things for her, his mum has joined the dad saying,she had a bad dream about them and so,she is supporting the dad on his decisions...
[size=28pt]see team work...[/size] When I asked her what her fiance is saying cuz,at the end of the day the decision is his to make and she told me the guy said,they should pray about it and after a while, he will meet his parents again and if they don't change their minds,he will let her go cuz,it might be a sign that it isn't God's will for them to be together..
[size=28pt]which kind godswill b dat,...afta 2yrs..,she wan destroy d galz life...
Godswill ko...akpabio ni[/size]
Plz I need sincere and matured advise and plz,no insults... Thanks

[size=28pt]yah...i don read ur tori....i fink d guy gat alot 2 do..
Make d guy go meet im dad one on one,as in man-man talk.....dere must b a genuine reason why dey shldn't marry nt because say d gal is 4rm a particular place...
As i dey o,my dad no fit tell me say make i no marry person wey i lyk without any reason...if e try am,na royal rumble o[/size]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On 12th January 2013 by Kaxmytex(m): 6:01pm On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]Walters wey suppose score hatrick...d guy 4ck me up o[/size]

Nairaland General › Re: Where Is Your Mind? In The Brain Or Heart? by Kaxmytex(m): 9:27am On Jan 12, 2013

[size=28pt]as 4 me o,d mind dey evrywhr in d body..
Mind no dey stay for one place in d body...[/size]

Nairaland General › Re: Where Is Your Mind? In The Brain Or Heart? by Kaxmytex(m): 9:04am On Jan 12, 2013

outrage: Mind is the samething with heart!

Romance › Re: Giving Your Partner A Spare Key: Is It Right? by Kaxmytex(m): 7:40pm On Jan 11, 2013

[size=28pt]why won't i give her.....i no get anything wey she fit carry run commot[/size]

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Kneel Down For Your Husband Openly? by Kaxmytex(m): 8:18am On Jan 11, 2013

[size=28pt]following thread[/size] [size=28pt]bumper[/size] [size=28pt]2[/size] [size=28pt]bumper[/size]

[size=28pt]lady wey pride full im bodi no go fit do am[/size]

Politics › Re: Top 10 People That Need To Shut-up In 2013 by Kaxmytex(m): 10:45am On Jan 10, 2013

Family › Re: Brag About Your Spouse! by Kaxmytex(m): 10:29am On Jan 10, 2013

[size=28pt]single buh nt searching..[/size]

Sports › Re: Prophecies For Football In 2013 by Kaxmytex(m): 10:14am On Jan 10, 2013

[size=28pt]4ny buh i dey fear 4 arsenal o[/size]

Music/Radio › Re: Veteran Broadcaster, Ayo Omotosho Is Dead by Kaxmytex(m): 9:21am On Jan 10, 2013*

[size=28pt]nawa o...why is it dat d gud pple alwayz go so soon?....
May ur gentle soul rest in perfect & infinite peace,AYO OMOTOSHO..
No doubt about it,ondo state indigenes will definitely miss u,most especially,the AQUINARIAN....we love u so much buh God loves u more dan we do...
Adieu![/size]

*sobs*

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by Kaxmytex(m): 11:20pm On Jan 09, 2013

Johnnoah1st: Just follow dis link to see how dos zambians are insulting nigeria http://www.zambianfootball.co.zm/?p=3032

o boi....d insult no b here o

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