₦airaland Forum

GenBuhari: I concur.
Fetishism and variety could be interesting in the bedroom, but would you marry her or walk down the street with her sporting such a full goatee?
I think not.

You may wanna think again. It may be hard to believe, but as far as we're talking about this particular woman here, i really won't mind.

Lemme tell u a lil about the kinda guy i am ... I once wore a singlet, a pair of boxers, and canvas shoes to lectures back in school, just to prove i could do it. Its not like i totally dont give a ratsazz about societal norms and such; its just that when i actually like something - like it enough to want it - i usually don't care what anybody else thinks.

Now i may not be sure how i'd react to another woman with full beards, but i'm looking at this particular german mama, and i'm liking what i see. If it were possible, i'd even snap a pic of she and i walking down the road smooching, and post it on Fbk just to scandalize the 5 senses outta folks!

Why is NL not letting me PM you?

dvdon: Guess wat, I just showed him (my friend the loverboy) this thread on NL n he is happy at the positive responds from u guys n says that when his girl is back from work he will share n follow it up wif her.

Aww, thats so nice. Glad i finally contributed something truly positive to someone's happiness through NL.

Oh and please tell your friend and his sweetheart to ignore the doom-singers on this thread asking him to dump her. You know we need people like that so that words like ''ignorant'', ''unenligntened'' and ''insensitive'' will still have a meaning.

rodeo0070: *Covering his eyes*
Please can someone tell me if the guy still lie down there?

Unfortunately, yes, he still is.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700]Surely, none of you would wife this woman if she didn't wax consistently!! [/color]

Wana know something weird? I'm actually tripping for her beards. If i met a woman like this, a personality like her's and such luscious curves, i'm going for her. The hairs will be a plus.

Call it a fetish if you like. Yeah, i'm weird like that.

RastaPasta: Look at the shoulders, its def a man. Wendy williams is the only women with shoulders like this, only one!

I beg to disagree. Shoulder-span could be influenced by genes, i have an aunt who's a case in point. Besides if this woman's facial hair is due to high levels of androgen, then it could very well affect her physique (and prolly voice quality, too).

And her jugz look way too natural to be transgendered. I mean, dayuum! Have i mentioned how tremendous those baby-food are?

Mmh, i've been away too long from this thread, my poor cutie fluffy mwaah! mwaah! thread.



Anyway, i read something funny in the diaries section this morning. Someone was pontificating on how proud of her heritage she was and she put it like this: ''...I am an African. I am Black. I am a Nigerian. I am a South Westerner. I am a Yorubanian. I am *insert name*...''

Yeah, i sure love a good laugh.

Rap maestro: who dey talk about u? Safari girl na.....{tongue tied}

Oh, she? Mtscheww, i know who it is now... Mbok my tomaro yos is norring like rhat.

Tgirl4real: Indeed! U get dat kain liver?

I think I have an idea though.

Mumi Tani, Who teach u dis aproko sef? Well, if u must know, my liver strong pass Olumo rock. I've been fortifying it with Bayelsa water and Alamo bitters.

Rap maestro: me too o.. Wey dat safari girl self?.. Ma Rap peepz go use dis as personals

Na lie, u no know am. Who be safari girl?

youngalex: Will U Marry Me?
Am 31,tall,jovial,goodlooking,Highly romantic and Sexy...
Av got no Job,SSCE HOLDER,presently learning Catering in Nigerian Institute of Hospitality,Yaba...I have a promising future..will you marry me?

I tip my hat.

fellis: It is Knegrodamus, isn't it? I did some googling....

You just looove ''googling'', dont u? *insert mischevous grin* 5 points for sleuth skills.

Oh i know the dude's nowhere near as bad as Ruckus, its just the way i imagine him saying it. So effingly patronizing...


By the way, fellis, haven't u noticed that u're getting under my skin? Its breaking my heart that u're so darn serious all the time. Right now i'm imagining holding your hand and coming up real close and saying something corny like ''c'mere yer foine segzey black negro woman!''

GeneralJ: her face look like man ohh, but the boobyy is woooooow tremendouss

^^i confess... My very same thought.

Mbechun007: I don jam lawyer

Ahah! Now u backtracking.

Copyrighting is a good practice, but u can't cry foul if u've been breaking the rule yourself.

Alright, i've derailed enough.

He was real. I don't really remember any details, but i did see a black and white picture of him back when i was little. He was carrying one dude like that above his head; he looked quite huge... or maybe it was the dude he was carrying that was really small.

But he was real.

MsDarkSkin: no. The best thing that could ever happen is her love for GOD, HERSELF and THEN her significant other.

byvan: A thousand likes!

^^
*smh*

I don't pray much, but whenever i do i always ask the Creator that whenever i'm settled to get married, i find a woman with whom i can become ONE. No more ''me''. I dont want to owe happiness to myself before her. I would want US to owe happiness to US. Together.

fellis: What version of windows is that?

Windows XP. Thought i'd said that already.

fellis: Maybe the day you pile all your unwashed plates and pots on your bed with the dirty clothes scattered all over the floor. That is the day an unexpected visitor will show up and discover your dirty secret

Lol @ ''dirty secret'' ....
All my visitors are expected, and by the way, visitors = females here. My gateman has a default response to any visitor that arrives UNexpected.

fellis: Who is the guy that is always using that phrase in bold? You said before that there is a nairalander that addresses people like that.I would like to see his posts.

Why? To decide if the phrase is used in good faith or bad?

Yuck.

Baby-diaper sellers are in biz.

Mbechun007: Copyright is to prevent unauthorized duplication under a different name. Credit must be given to the writer, irrespective of the media through which the story is shared

Fair enough. Just curious here, did you get the permission of this family before writing (and copywriting) this?

fellis: ^^^^^



Is that a Vista?

Your desktop looks a bit plain.
Just darknight.....on a dark background sef.

You are probably a neat freak [size=2pt](and a deep thinker)[/size]

Naaa... XP. Vista sucks, and i dont wana run W7 until i get a bigger RAM... I hate slow systems.

My desktop's plain? See her mouth, ''on a dark backround sef''? C'mon zip up that mouth, thou naughty fine black negro woman! No be u say make i show u even if it aint pretty? I like simple things... Things that look simple on the surface but complicated in the inside.

Funny u think i'm a ''neat freak'', u oughta see my room right now. I only do a proper cleanup when i have visitors...

But i like things ordered sha...

Mbechun007: It is, sadly...

Then the father of those kids oughta have his head examined, while the mum needs to take this serious and ensure that that animal of a relative doesn't go scot-free. A r@pist and liar of this calibre is clearly a sociopath; he deserves to spend a sizable chunk of his life behind bars, cos no family is safe where he walks.

And one thing else; parents (especially mothers) need to learn to how to prevent their emotions from clouding their arguments when presenting a case to a third party. I'm sure that that snake wouldn't have been able to convince the silly gullible husband and relatives if the mom had been a bit more coherent.


Ok, one last thing; OP, if this story is real as you say, why are you copyrighting it?

dvdon: He also said that he is d reason she's alive, she was always having sucidal attempts b4 he came into her life.

Eyaa.

Just convince your guy to visit one of these HIV-friendly hospitals for counselling and tips. It'll be tragic if they both become positive o!