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fellis: ^^^

You said you don't watch series that much and you mentioned quite a number of series. About seven, if I am correct
Stop lying jor. You are a series freak

No, i'm not; i'm very choosy about what i spend such huge portions of my time watching. The person guilty of that charge is my brother.
You may notice most of the series i mentioned almost all premiered years and years ago; the reason is Mr. Series Freak move out early 2011, so no more series force-feeding for me. And the few that are relatively recent - like Touch - i am yet to watch.

What i am, actually, is a MOVIE freak.

fellis: ...You didn't even post your list of top five series.

The truth is i dont watch series that much. Also, few tv series have managed to hold my attention. But anyway, the best i've ever watched, hope they're up to five o...

1. The Boondocks
2. Game of Thrones
3. Naruto shippudden (its manga actually; does that count?)
4. Lost
5. Umm, i'm not sure there's a #5...

Lemme rant a little...

Someone ''spoiled'' 24 for me, so i refused to watch it. I watched the pilot of Touch; not bad. May watch it all sometime.
Prison Break was cool, but ehn, Scofield's over-rated jor.
All them vampire ish are just so immature.
Doctor House and Oz, i hear they are good; never got around to them.
The wire was raw! The sheer reality of it, mehn... I wanna watch tv and be entertained, haba!
Legend of the Seeker, laughable! Oh the names... The confessor. The seeker. The reaper. Even the goalKeeper. And why doesn't anyone stay dead in that series??
Spartacus, pfft, glorified p0rn. All these fellas yacking about history are just finding plausible excuses for their love of s3x and gore.

Ok, i've ranted enough.

Don't worry; i believe Aaron's working on materials for season 4 and 5. Boondocks is way too cool to suffer a niqqa moment an early death.

Game of Thrones ranks as #2 for me, though.

fellis: ^^^^^I'm the spark that makes your idea bright,the same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your right

^^
I am the ballot in the box / The bullet in the gun / The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son / I'm the story that's just begun, the promise of what's to come / and i'mma remain a soldier till the war is won!

Do the judo flip, baby!

^^No skin pain.

^^ Oh ohh. Did i touch a nerve?

Al Pacino (Scarface):
Who put this thing together? ME!! Thats who!

I gat only two things in this world: my word and my balls. And i aint breakin' em fer nobady.

Is it just me, or does this poster above me have serious issues??

dvdon: @OP, is ur mama busty? then I guess u r stuck in dis world.

Some people have cowdung for brains. What does her mama have to do with the topic?

Can't believe the word ''kn0cker$'' is censored.

I'm wondering why this woman bothers to clothe her upper body at all. If she doesnt see anything wrong in going half-nude in public, why not bare them bosoms permanently? Afterall, the same explanation will serve: she's not making any statement, these are just ''baby food''.

Smh.

*reads thread*
*gags*
*throws up all over thread*
*wipes mouth with thread url*

Ahh, gee... I think the thread looks better now.

^^sing with me... I am the stone that the builders refused / i am the visual, the inspiration, that made lady sing the blues...

The Boondocks ROCKS!!

fellis: What does 'lets you be the man' mean?

''The'' man? I said a man, but watever. Anyway, lets see...

It means saving me some ego when we disagree in public. Men have fragile egos, y'know.

It means realizing that some roles in the home are truly gender-defined. I'm african; i like to boast that my woman is the best cook ever.

It means letting me drive the frigging car and disregard directions once in a while. Yeah i'm most prolly going the wrong way, but humor me all the same.

You getting my drift?

jennykadry: Look at this woman oo....

Tell her, jenny! Tell her good!

Lmao @ coogar... Is that Jim Carey?

Les: .... Men have only d Y-chromosome while women have X and Y chromosome thereby making many men colour blind....

^^
Wrong. In more ways than one. A humanbeing with 'YY' sex chromosomes would be neither male nor female... a freak of nature.

Sex chromosomes in males - 'XY'; in females - 'XX'.

jntyjnty007: 10 reasons why you are addicted to porn....
25 reasons why you like g-strings.....

fellis: So you like the strong independent woman type?

''Strong'' and ''independent'' have so many meanings these days; i just like a smart confident woman who lets me be a man.

nikkypearl: hmm!SMH 4u o!wishing u a long life.

Siyabonga!

I think tommorrow's sanitation... Mmm, perfect cover to pay a simple neighbourly visit.

No wonder i've been in such good health for a while now. There's this really hawt chic that just moved in next door, mmm, yummy yummy eye candy...

^^can i ''mate'' with you indeed

If the age difference isn't in double figures, she's witty and physically attractive, sure i would. One rule though: NEVER refer to me as ''small boy''.

@fellis: ''helpless'' little girls irritate me.

^^ Dis Seun na real bizness man o...

Oga landlord comes to show tenants where they can continue their argument and make more money for him.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I guess we can only get what's within our reach, maybe wen u mature u might be able to find a good lady...wch for now is obviously way out of ur reach it takes a real men to find the right lady...clearly that's something u know nothing of[/quote]^^ and i suppose u're a ''right'' lady, right?

I find it extremely hilarious that a human being with all her brain function in order, could actually be standing somewhere right now - like some good on display in a supermarket - waiting for a ''real'' man to come ''shopping'' and discover her!

naijababe: ^ Na wetin dis one dey talk?

Take a wild guess.

lagerwhenindoubt: Say's who filched the epubs of a torrentz site and loaded them on my kindle.. it is a Fiery read, 2hell with the movies.

^^^
So unlike some [multitude of] fellow nigerians, you have access to a fast wifi network. Oya congrats. Can u now kindly pack your fat and shapeless ego to one side?

I guess in your opinion, people who begin posts with the words ''Spoiler Alert!!'' are just stewpid.
**Modified.

[quote author=Mynd_44]No. They will turn around to call you cheap[/quote]I see. Well, ''cheap'' is a term reserved only for girls who like to refer to their bodily endowments as ''money-makers''. Thus if a guy hits 3 points on the first date, the said ''money-makers'' obviously haven't made any money. Ergo, CHEAP!

purebarbie: oh! Why? Pls dnt do dat..it ll encourage others to be really happy! And just smile....u look cute there..

Mmm...

Tgirl4real: Hmmm... Fine boy looking cheeky.

Mumi Tani, where u been? This one u're here stroking my ego, am i in trouble or something?

Popowaa: U can do it if u want but some ill mannered men will use it against u when the relationship moves to a diff level ...

Please what does ''use it against u'' mean? They scoop some juice off your punny and store in the fridge or what?

@Op, you have serious issues. Seek professional help.

^^ same thing i was wondering.

^^ Naija girls dont say that. Don't ask me why.