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themaskedman: What Arsenal needs now is a striker of top quality considering that Giroud is the only senior striker available. God forbids something happens to him.

Demba Ba deal about to be sealed.

Next news report will be titled: ''Woman's Arm Bitten Off By Shark; Woman in critical condition, insists shark was only being friendly''.

Dr Walter: Hahahahah Arsenal goin into d Transfer 'black market' with a candle

E consign me?? If candle off, i go lend Wenger my torchlight, 6-battery-power. As long as dem drag Ba for boxers come back

gheto mum: arsenal land dem ba

Is it confirmed? Abeg i don't want my itighi and azonto to be in vain.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]@bolded, he is good, very good! Wenger got it right here, I envy gunners right now![/quote]Yep yep. E don tey when persin envy us abeg.

adisa204: Arsenal please sign Saka

U dey craze

Meanwhile i'm having an 0rg@smic meltdown thinking of Ozil and Carzola behind Giroud.

Next target, Demba Ba.



*Seun, 0rg@smic is NOT the same as ''Glorious''

Finally Arsene Wenger shells out some cheddah! Mesut Ozil undergoes Arsenal medicals in Germany, for a Gunners club-record of €47million!

Now if only Demba Ba will join the flock...
http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4231875

^^

An Anambra proverb says, ''nani 'omara-aju' na-aju nne ya ma obu ugbogiri na-ami anyu.'' Only the attention-seeker asks his mother if it is the melon plant that bears the melon fruit.

Op, do yourself a favor: stay away from married women. Opening a thread to ask what she's trying to prove is really infantile.

Damon03: The first male comment talks about sex and the first female comment talks about money.... Now u know what each gender wants

Hahahaha.. U eh, u're too snoopy!

Seun: No.

Fine... Before i derail the kiniko.

Well congrats too.

Wifey? Naa... Not yet, anyway.

But i got a hearthrob now.

Seun: Stuff like what? Posts that are 100% on topic and absolutely hilarious?

The hilarity is consequent upon my clicking on the picture link and being redirected to ANOTHER website, yes or no?

^^Seun, why are you spamming this thread? I thought people get banned for stuff like this.

django1: I think what you call buttery is him being cocky and lustful as GRRM intended.

Ehnnnnn... Nyet. No sir. ''Buttery'' is smiling from under his eyelashes, acting ''mysterious-y'', and hoping his big muscles ooze enough er0tic charm - and to some extent, they did. Perhaps HBO delibrately intended this diffrent portrayal, cos this wasnt the Daario in the book.

''Cocky and Lustful'', on the other hand, is OPENLY and LOUDLY flirting with the Dragon Queen. And i didnt see Mr. Whatshisname doing much flirting, loudly or otherwise.

naijababe: . For an intellectual giant, you are falling hand big time

Afam4eva: I never knew the movie was for intellectual giants. I think i'll give up and probably stick to dem gossip girl kinda movies.

^^U might just have to do that, Afam... Mehnnn, i echo naijababe's sentiments abeg. Like seriously, is it that u tune down your usually sharp I.Q 10 notches when u watch GoT, or what?


Oh, wait... Is it the multiple storylines?

Adaeze003: Na wa for the guys aproving this sha....
Do you know that it can inflate the woman's ego? Then she'll be rubbing shoulders with you. Tho there are exceptions.
A man should not even accept if she offers.

Speaking for myself, I'll rather ask popsy to reduce the price if he's not so bouyant.

^^ Thank you my dear, may our ancestors bless the breasts that suckled you and the man that raised you.

This is how a sensible person talks.

She points out the dangers of doing such (= you may lose your manly pride/respect), then she admits that there are exceptions (= not everywoman is a crazy feminist). And then she proposes a much wiser alternative (= ''daddy i dnt wanna be priced like a market commodity; my dowry should not break my man's bank'').

God bless u jare! If i wasnt taken already, i for begin ask for your digits and bbpin now...

127hrs of pain and entrapment. What do u think of the arm-cutting scene?

Watched it a long time ago, can't remember the quotes. But it was funny as hell sha.

django1: He is suppose to be.

Naa he's not. Daario is a boastful, dashing, swash-buckling, big-talking warrior, a little like the old french musketeers. Flashy, flamboyant, and LOUD. He had curly blue beard. He had battle scars. He could piss like a man. He had SWAG, for want of a better word. This dude, on the other hand, was portrayed as something of an introvert. A gigolo dressed as a warrior, more like, with a chin smoother than glass. Yuck. He isn't a bad actor, i admit, but his portrayal of Daario leaves much to be desired.

^^ Can't say i mind. The former guy was just too sugary for my liking.

Here's what you should do:

- ATTACH YOUR PIC! People like seeing pictures; if they like it, it will motivate them to take the extra time to click on your link and ''like'' your pic there. You can also post 1 or 2 other pics of yourself later on.

- Modify your first post; asking for votes should be the last thing you say, not the first. First your name, your age, what you do... you know, your good qualities, all those little info that the paparazzi likes to know about a celebrity. And then, you can now ask for votes. (If the moderators like you, you may a shot at front page, but dont make the mistake of asking for this yourself.)

- Put in real effort, don't let your thread go cold. Add little snippets of info every 1/2 days; thank the people who've liked you, appreciate the people who've viewed your thread, and talk about your passion for your dream.

- Change the title of your thread to ''Nollywood Talent Hunt Show: Contestant #xyz''; the current title sounds needy. Don't beg and grovel for votes; just ask nicely. People will ''like'' you only if they really like you, and nobody likes a needy person.

- Lastly, whatever anyone says, NEVER make a negative response. To be a star, you need people on your side, LOTS of people.

<sub>I just got a new job...


Sshhh, dont tell anyone.</sub>

13?? Christ...

I've always felt abortion is murder, but this... Putting a 13-yr-old through 9 months of pain (and prolly life-changing trauma, or even death at childbirth), i dunno.

I think reassuring her, and then visiting a good doctor would be the first steps... And then on to catching the devil-in-human-clothing that did it to her.

^^ The pic above, so true. Women are like crabs...







...ok, i was exaggerating.

He who does not know, and does not know that he does not know, is a F00L. Avoid him.

Sirmee: FP material.

I'll second that...and thats something i rarely say.

fulanigirl: We may be introverts but we're happy. So it's all good

More and more, i dey like dis fulani girl, more and more.

Meanwhile, #8 is so on point.

Funny reponses here... Especially the girl running from the mandigo bit.

sunday478: Tooth brush No, sponge yes

Same here.

3 yrs ago i'd have shouted Hell to the No! But now... Madam alwys scrubs me good and proper whenever she comes around, right before she proceeds to whistle the hell outta Junior. Mehnn, i'm missing her right now sef...

Exponental: A celebrity was with him, still not happy........ Vivian Fox isnt bad a lady,

Its Vivica Fox, dude.