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Do u really love the girl? Does she really love you? Do u two really want to make a home together? If the answers to these are all ''yes'', then walk up to the madam like a man and iron things out once and for all.

I dont even know why i'm doing this... Well, i'll probably just take it down tommorrow.

ThiefOfHearts: It's a series/tv-show. Not a film

naijainfogalery: Did you guys know that GAME of Thrones is the Most Pirated Movie Ever...

^^
Someone describe this guy in one word..

My favorite quote of the series is the Oath of the Nightswatch. Makes me almost wish i was one of 'em

''...I am the sword in the night, the watcher on the walls...and the shield that guards the realms of Men..''

ThiefOfHearts: Rofl

It's a tad embarrassing

Well what can u do? U open a thread about Best MOVIE Villains, and before you know folks are talking about Batiatus and the Goalkeeper the Seeker. U kinda just get used to it.

But lemme not derail...

I just wish the series would also incorporate some the stuff that happened in flashbacks in the books. Like the Battle of the Trident - Baratheon slaying Rhaegar - and the last fight of the Sword of the Morning against Lord Stark's Ice... Mehn, great men fell that day on the slopes of the Tower of Joy. Even the Kingslayer admits that the wielder of the Dawn was the finest knight he ever saw... "I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne , the sword of the morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with his right".

_{Am i speaking french? Read the books!}

ThiefOfHearts: It's a series/tv-show. Not a film

I've personally given up on correcting people who're bent on refering to tv series as ''film'' or ''movie''; seems the trait is genetic.

GoT is currently the coolest thing on t.v, so badt Naeto C had to reference it in his Tony Montana track.

I watched the first season, then devoured the entire 5 books in a frenzy. Wish i'd taken it slower Unfortunately Oga Martino has refused to write anymore books; i don dream of winter taya. Wonder what he'll do when the series catches up with the book...

Yvete: FYI: Christianity is not intellectual suicide.
Sick of these atheists seeking undue attention. Why don't you open a thread titled, " Funny questions Muslims ask". Got nerves?

^^She has a point Although in defence of the thread's title, muslims dont go around trying to convince you that allah is real - the average muslim simply ignores you, while the fanatic just buys a bomb and blows you up. .... A christian on the other hand, mmmh, lolzzz... Boy, we're so concerned with saving souls!

^^Lol @ ''baba saheed...''

Dis maclatunji na real square o.

Oga mac, congrats, you've officially bored this thread to death. Oya find shovel and bury it. Make sure it is in proper missionary position before you cover it up.

All men are created equal. If one man tells me that because he is ''annonted'', i can't criticize him when he does wrong, then the first thing i will do is denounce him as a man of God and then remind him that i was annointed as well - every christian is an annointed child of God, no be so??

A real man of God doesn't hide behind his ''annointing'' and threaten his followers with ''curses'' and ''punishments'' when he is criticized; he acknowledges his wrong-doing, apologizes to his followers for the bad example he set them, and tries to be a better man. That is true humility, and thats how a real annointed man acts. Thats what David did when he was caught with another man's wife, and thats what Peter did when he was scolded by Paul.

I only have disgust for people like Op who would prefer to cower in fear and turn blind eyes on the excesses of their religious leaders. You're so soaked up in adulation of your pastors that you'll rather become deaf and dumb, rather than admit that they did something wrong. Shame on your brand of christianity.

Let me remind you that the quoted scripture says ''Touch not..''; it doesn't say ''Criticize not..'' Yes, David refused to kill Saul, but that didn't stop him from criticizing Saul, speaking against Saul, and even openly waging war against the ''annointed'' Saul. So, dear Op, u should learn to quote the full story, and not just mention the parts that suit you.

By the way, are you aware Jesus criticized the jewish priests and pharisees? These priests were annointed, all the way from Aaron and his son Eleazar; the pharisees were great ''men of God'', same as you have pastors and evangelists today.Yet Jesus called them ''hypocrites'' and ''a den of vipers''. I guess Jesus is now criticizing his own annointed.

yuzedo: You have br..easts so I agree with ALL you said!

^^ Abeg make i laff small first...

Ahem! Lots of responses here have already echoed what i think about #10 and all that ''being meek and chaste'', so i won't start flogging the dead horse again. My problem is with all these ''10 rules'' and ''25 Don'ts'' and ''33 relationship secrets'' and all those numerical short-cuts.

Look, its really simple: be nice, be kind, be friendly, smile when u say thanks, go out a little (so u can meet new people) and pay some attention to your looks. Chikena! All those other rules and whatever just won't work for everybody - what if the guy a girl is eyeing prefers outspoken girls? And here you're advicing her to wait, wait, waaaaaaaiiiit, wait some more...when the poor girl is dying to just say hello to the guy...

Or what if the guy really does love the girl AND wants to marry her but believes in seex before marriage? What then??

I'd love to help but i live in Port harcourt. I taught myself 2D and 3D AutoCAD - started with autocad 2007, downloaded tutorials off the web, and learnt it all step by step. Currently using a crack version of autocad 2010.

I can send you the tutorials if u want.

ikamefa: @op
tell yah aunty to : " take banana till she go yo " while her hubby should get ready to "chop snail tire too"

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

Two thumbs up!

I want to see if i can create some nice stuff like i see on deviant art using Inkscape... So any one got an Inkscape guide/tutorial?

There are online tutorial sites, but those require i remain online to use 'em. Also downloaded pdf's off 4shared.com, but they're all in spanish (or italian, i dunno).

Poor woman, she's obviously a learner. Please send her a copy of Olamide's cd.

This is why i'm a strong advocate for intimacy before marriage. All this ''changing his/her mentality'' talk na medicine after death. As for talking and discussing prior to marriage, uhh no thanks says i. Talking is not enough, discussing is not enough. Marriage is more serious than buying a car, and only an idiott will pay for a car on the strength of ''discussions'' - talk more of marriage!

Op, your aunt has already ordered and paid for her wasabi burger; now she can either eat it or leave for another [prettier, sexier, more adventurous] woman to eat for her. Case closed.

What a joke!

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]...how does that kid know where to put his tiny d1ck in that baby if he did not witness it somewhere?[/quote][quote author=@kenyattaMoore]Sorry I did not notice the "she" ,5 yrs old? I am speechless ....[/quote]U'd better be! Most people just assume every case of [infant] molestation is a male assaulting a female, and thats just unfortunate. Do u have any idea how many little boys are raped by female househelps every year??

When i was a kid, our neighbour's maid did some really unpleasant stuff to me.... But i digress.

Back to topic: Kids have been doing stuff like this since forever. Luckily at that age, they usually dont have the courage to actually put what inside where. Of course u can always rear your kids inside a convent if you're too scared your kids will do it - and even in there isn't safe.

How about laminating them and storing for future use?

akinreals: 1. Go and see your Doctor.

^^'Nuff said. Any biz concerning Junior IMO na serious Mission ASAP. I'm not a heavy smoker but i'm not quiting any time soon neither - just eat right, lotsa fruits, and exercise - hell will freeze over before i give up my ''cancer sticks''

^^Can u imagine this nonsense? I write ''b#ng'', and Seun's bot changes it to 'slam'... Wtf is ''slam slam slam'??

kokoA: Almost all the conversations in Pulp fiction. I have seen that movie morethan 15 times. I call it "delete and die" ....

I cried the day my first laptop crashed and my Pulp Fiction dvdrip was lost with it... The yarns! Ohh the yarns! Samuel L Jackson and Travolta totally killed that movie. That scene were they execute the perp after the ''n***a say what one more time'' rap...
- You read the bible?
- Not really...
- There's this passage i got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!'' (and they shoot the guy) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!!!!

FASTER - Dwayne ''the Rock'' Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton:
Cop: I created my own hell...
Driver: And i'm the demon that crawled up out of it.