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Tonia500: What!!!!!! Even if he is the last man on earth and am sorrounded by apes.tufiakwa!!!!!!!

^^ I hope u're prepared to marry an ape then.

It amazes me how thoughtless some people can be just to emphasize their views or opinions. This poor woman above me has just confirmed she'd rather marry an ape than assist a man pay her own bride price. Of course she neglected to clarify if the ape is exempted from paying the price.

And tomorrow, some domitilla who has been ''bought and paid for'', like an item in the market, will come and start shouting Gender Equality at me. Talk about stupidity...

Idowuogbo: Disgusting? How? I love it! U can run quickie and na inside water dog-gie dey sweet pass.

^^ On point!

This Op can blow grammar sha. Dey dia dey knack queen's hinglish, i dey drag my juicy honeypie dey enter shower now. Headmaster and Headmistress things on ma mind...

^^^ No be even police!

fulanigirl: You'll have to find me first

Why Fulani girls too dey play hard to get?

ikekings: Nna eh take a look at username!!! Nigerian a*s*sh*o*l*e!!!

@topic, uhh, way to a man's heart? That's like getting him to love and appreciate you, right? Well, trust me, it aint gat nothing to do with neither food nor sex....

fulanigirl: The easiest way to a man's heart is to be real

This northen beauty has a better idea of how it works... Swthrt, how many heads of cattle should bring when i come for thy hand?

_{I've always wanted to do this...}

Yes, yes, thank you Op so much for this opportunity. First of all thank baba God for helping me repair my nokia 3310 torch, a.k.a WEAPON, which i dey use post so. I never pay the repair-guy finish but notin dey shele, all my enemies must fall and die in jesus name, amen!

Second greeting dey fire go my bobos and bebeys for mile one p.h, my rumuola niqqas and woji estate mugus in da hood. A-bobby dia! Onyenweanyi is involved! Aidi-ok, abeg make una collect gulder for my head for mama riskat plaintain joint, my credit's'till good bebey!




Ok, ehem... Wats this thread about sef? Aunti chima? Mtscheww, ignore dat d!ckless baboon, she ain't worth it.

adorable29: na you, ur sisters and girlfriend be mumu nd ode combined! I was jus being sarcastic nd humorous with spongebunny whom I quoted. Oloshi. Why u go even quote me sef?

Oops, i must've hit a nerve! Hehehehhe

Thats me, bwana, rupturing nerves and infuriating brainless females since 1759!

shejane: Y is devil diverting ur attention 2 less impotant tins instead of more impotant tins lyk making heaven. U must pay ur tithe nd offerings MUST

So says the self-made religious zombie. The christians of Saint Paul's time who gave alms and tithes for distribution to the POOR would be so ashamed of you. You all claim ''read the bible, read the scripture'', but its so amazing how little of this bible you actually know. Go and read the Acts of the Apostles from start to finish, then compare the livestyles of Peter, Paul, and Barnabas to that of Pastor Chris, Pastor Adeboye, and Pastor Oyedepo. Be honest and truthful to yourself for once; use your GOD-GIVEN brain and THINK FOR YOURSELF.

adorable29: hence I put the "worked hard" in quote. If you think its that easy, go set up a church nd lemme see how many private jets u can acquire. U think say e easy?

So running a church actually IS a business, abi? And the pastors (as business owners) ought to maximize profits, right??

Smh... See as your argument don turn you to mumu.

spongeback: Truth be told I don't give tithe or offerings, I prefer to give my money to people that need it.

Same here...

God doesn't have a bank account - heck, the idea that God ''needs'' or ''requires'' my money is even ludicrous. And any priest/pastor that claims giving the money to him/his church is the only way to tithe is a charlatan. The poor and needy need it more, not some fat, shapeless, jet-riding pastor. The creator who sees all will bless me, not some priest/pastor doling out anointing according to the amount you tithe.

LEXYCOM: My father and my God, pls let arsenal loss this match woefully....amen

AMEN OO!!!

The igbos say, ''kemgbe ka m na-ebe 'nwa m anwula, nwa m anwula'; ugbua ike agwulam, nwa m na-anwu, ya nwuo ka m zuru ike!''

**too pissed to translate**

Pipsland78: Itz 100% effective if done right.
...talking from experience.

U may wanna ask your ladyfriend(s) how many times she's taken Postinor without your knowledge.

ibkaye: good luck stopping, it's normal

you aren't really supposed to 'tell people' by the way lol

^^

OP relax, u'll grow out of it soon enough. Back in school i used to stroke Junior before going for an exam; the results were amazing!!

But too much p0rn is actually very bad for u, messes up your mind big time. Try filling up your idle time with more healthy activities.

Hope u had fun, bro! All the best

Godmother: I'm stii trying to understand if this thread is to advertise blogs and books or if there's more we are still to expect.

**edited.

OP's ok now.

iyobs7: Are u serious? Bloody hypocrite

k2039: What is bloody about the hypocrite.

My brother, i feel you. I've been there too. You know you really care about this person, yet you don't know why you're easily irritated by her choices.

It is called ''Incompatibility''; means you two are not compatible. You love, respect, and care for each other, but your lifestyles/choices/principles just don't match.

Here are your choices:

A. The ''Love'' choice:
Decide for yourself if you love her enough to take her as she is. Does the way she makes you smile, the love and devotion she showers on you, does it out-weigh the intense dislike you have for her hairstyle and dresscode? Does the happiness of her presence outweigh the arguments it brings along? Are you in love with her simply because she's in love with you? Close your eyes and imagine being married to her FOREVER, and having to endure all you don't like about her FOREVER. If you can do that, then go buy that ring, tiger, cos she's your Queeeeeen tooo beeeee...
But if you can't, ahem, a-bobby scroll down...

B. The ''Reality'' Choice:
This is where you use your head instead of your heart. Its a hard, cruel choice, but it'll save you both heart-break, heartache, and a broken home. Call her, bare your mind to her, and BREAK UP. Shikena. I've done it myself, so i know this might be the hardest thing you'll ever do. After you've done it, the memory of the pain and hurt you caused her will haunt you for months. You will call yourself a monster.But that's why it is the ''reality'' choice, cos years later you'll be glad you did it. And when she's finally found a new man who takes her as she is, she'll call to tell you Thank you.

Love might be blind, but reality sees in 3D and technicolor.

Abongs: uchiha madara

Nope.

Yeah, he may be stronger and all that, but in terms of character development and ''swag'' , both Lord Pein and Orochimaru are better villians.

*Reads...*
*Smiles...*

Wislet, u really shouldn't have bothered. I mean... If you were a pig and wallowing in pig-$h!t and enjoying your pig-$h!t life along with other pig-$hit-loving pigs...and then some sanctimonous know-it-all came around and tried to talk you outta all that lovely pig$hit, how would you respond?

Came of ''NL retirement'' to post this...

Lovely, lovely post.

ezeh isaac: can you model with this

Yep.
Not so good with lighting though. Been considering Solid works for a while, but not much folks around where i am care about 3D modeling (in economic terms, no 3D jobs). Most are happy with 2D. Discouraging..

Baba God noni.