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Not bad... But why does she have a bullseye under her eye? Target practice?

Ashamed of what? Which public parastatal in Nigeria will ever admit that its officers/staff are incompetent? Their PROs never admit to any wrong-doing, nay, they would rather swear to their mothers' and fathers' graves that their officers are the very epitome of excellence and service delivery.

So my sister, i am not ashamed at all. If this sorta exposure is what will make them sit up, then so be it.

_{Make i go watch again sef}

I find it amusing that only one NLer has bothered to cuss on this girl yet; wey d rest of the ''fire-and-brimstone-beathing'' squad na? And i'm guessing its because she's not nigerian. Isn't it ironical that we dont mind seeing non-nigerians do stuff like this - we even ''admire'' them. But let a naija girl try it, hem! Her own don finish.

For what its worth, i dont approve of the girl's choice of trade... But of course its her life, so my views hardly matter.

^^ Yep! I did quote it from memory - thats how much i love the movie. I've lost count of how many times i've rewatched it, just to enjoy V's obama speeches.

My other favorite scenes are....
- when he blows up the old bailey:
V: Tell me evey, do u know what date it is?
Evey: why? November the 4th...
V: not anymore (midnight bell starts ringing) Remember remember, the 5th of november, the gun-powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot...

- and when he hijacks the BTN, and plays his recorded video:
V: Good evening London!
V:...(lots of grammar)...but while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and to those with insight (??..i think), the enunciation of TRUTH. And the truth is, there's something terribly wrong with this country, is there not? ... (and more grammar continues)

Jibwillz: Thnx sinior!... But I've been calm and very accommodating since d whole issue... Even tried 2 make her see reasons why she must get justice dne, bt she'z hell-bent on kippn it 2 herself, sayn she's gna make "him pay dearly on her own accord". Dat which has fully arouse my suspicion abt her even more... SHE CNT B TRUST'D

Well, i guess the matter is done and dusted then.

Still rooting for Hugo Weaving here...

Agent Smith (The Matrix Revolutions): Mr Anderson! Welcome back... We missed you! Like what i've done with the place? (lightening and thunderclaps overhead)...

Or how Heath Leager's the Joker: WHY SO SERIOUS??

And another favorite of mine, Megamind...
Megamind: You're a villain alright...just not a SUPER one.
Tighten: Oh yeah? Whats the difference?
Megamind (smiles broadly): PRESENTATION!!

^^ V for Vendetta is a CLASSIC.

Quoting from memory here (after he rescues Evey from the fingermen)...
Evey: who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the funtion of what, and what i am is a man in a mask.
Evey: i can see that.
V: of course you can! I'm not doubting your powers of observation; i'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: oh...
V: (waxing philosophical) but on the this most auspicious of nights, in lue of the more common place subriquet (spelling?? ), permit me to comment upon the character of this dramatis persona... Voila!! (and then he starts that long V-filled english essay

V is a mod? Mmm, can't believe i'm just noticing.

Ok, ok, i know my post's about to be hidden. Ehn...

kay9: ... the best villain role in this category is a split between to Scar (The Lion King) and Tai Lung (Kungfu Panda)... Mehn that Tai Lung could kick a$s.

Abongs: Dracula in vanhelsing
joker in batman
lord pèin in naruto

Can i take back that award to Scar/Tai lung?

Pein, as villain, made me wonder what really makes one a villain; his character had DEPTH. His words: War brings death and wounds and pain to both sides.... There's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love... so you believe... they could never die...
You try to find the meaning in death... but... there's only PAIN... And then Naruto kicked his butt.

Izrhiell: I love cartoons so I guess I guess I'll go for Amon in Legend of Korra. Mehn that guy iz scary I even fear him. I also think Bane in Dark Knight iz also scary

Amon wasn't bad... But i've watched lots of cartoons and animations, and for me the best villain role in this category is a split between to Scar (The Lion King) and Tai Lung (Kungfu Panda)... Mehn that Tai Lung could kick a$s.

On the whole, however, it would be a hard pick... The Joker (TDK), Agent Smith (The Matrix), Christoph Waltz of the Basterds, that dude from Con Air (John Malkovich, i think)... BUT, the ultimate villain ever is... TONY MONTANA of Scarface. You need people like me...

One word: Yuck.

Guy, first of all, u have to go back to school and learn how to write properly.

Anyway... I doubt if you're ever getting back together with her; visiting a stalker and getting banged by him doesnt seem like prospective-wife behaviour to me. But you could still be nice - talk gently, dont be so accusatory and harsh - and aid her (if you can) in getting her molester arrested or whatever. For the sake of what you two once shared, at least.

See now, the guy looks like an onitsha boy saying, Preez ret me kisi yuh, preez, preez...

Agbgift: I dnt see any crime abt d lady been taller. Happiness is wat matters most.

Can't u see it makes the kiss look awkward... And i'm still wondering if she's on heels or not

There was this nyashing relationship i had one time - i call it ''nyashing'' cos we both knew it wasn't going anywhere, just fun. She was older than i was, about a 4-5 years gap.Anyway, i had to break it off after i got tired of always hearing ''this boy, you're not my mate o...''
I still miss her sometimes sha.

Yeah, the woman really looks taller. Weird...

otokx: the woman looks taller.

Maybe she's on some really high heels... What do you think?

^^And that's all there is to say.

KnegroDamus: If women stopped wearing make-up tommorow (including fake hair etc.) believe me, they will be the ones toasting you

U don't say

I love it when a stewpid thread gets derailed... almost feels like getting ahead of that blasted crazy taxi driver who's trying to get in front of you without even waving or saying ''bros abeg...''

KateSpade: My father raised me, fed me, clothed me, spoiled me. I'm not a very demanding gf and I tend to give more than I receive in general whether its friend, family, bf so when I ask for something I mean it.

^^ Uhh, ok, so because you ''mean'' it when u ask bf for something, he should get it for you? And whats all that ish about your father feeding and clothing you? How does that concern your bf?

^^ Maybe. Your breath stinks, by the way. And may i suggest you change that fuzzy shot on your profile; it looks something snapped with one of these cheap china phones.

ogugua88: How kind lol. Thank you. I'll do my best
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I hope that helps

^^So in summary, to each his/her own, and try not to generalize. I see. No wahala. I wasn't generalizing by the way...

Still, thanks hon.

Seeing all these names i used to know from way back '06... Mehn i feel old.

Funny how Oriks' comments seem to always irk me these days; that dude was the reason i joined NL... Back when i lived and breathed literature.

To Ogugua88:

Adanne, i respect your intellect and ability to reason without sentiments, and i know you're ''proudly Nigerian'' , so maybe you can help explain something to me.

U see, i find that a sizeable percentage of Nigerian women think that they are doing a man a favor when they have s.ex with him. When these naija women folk say things like ''when d man dey enjoy d ting... after d guy don enjoy d ting...'', please, are they implying they weren't enjoying it, too?

Even on this thread, one really idiotic female is implying that she pays for gifts she receives from guys with s.ex, and i frankly find that digusting, debasing to the few wonderful women i know, and not to mention, just plain stewpid. So, biko nne, tell me; is it just me, or is that notion really as f#ked up as i think it is?

Thank you.

I don't give gifts i cant bear to forget if things go sour. Why do u think naija girls only buy singlets and boxers for their bf's? I simply borrowed a leaf from them.

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