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4llerbuntu:

My fone screen doesn't do much justice to your screenshot... Looks a pained cityscape. Noice! Linux, ya say? Was gonna hazard Mac OS. I'm really a greenhorn in anything outside of Windows.

1.

MsDarkSkin: you value your privacy

Check!

2.

MsDarkSkin: you are fairly neat

Umm... Check, i guess. I spend most work hours in the field, coverall things, but i like dressing smart to the office. I like things organized and in their places. Flipside is my own room is almost always in a jumble; a visitor would never know though...


3.

MsDarkSkin: you like to keep things simple

Bingo! Check! Check!! Check!!!

4.

MsDarkSkin: you don't mind darkness

Checkerino! My curtains are always down.

5.

MsDarkSkin: and you appreciate your youthful side (hence the batman background)

''Youthful side''? Uhh, i dunno oo, i just love me some Batman...



Ok, all the whole, not bad at all. 70 - 75%. You wouldn't do bad for an FBI Profiler, y'know.

fellis: @kay, oops, it seems you edited the email before I could see it.

Yeah... After having it out there for a lil over 2hrs, i started feeling a lil nakedd.

MsDarkSkin: anyway, i like yours @ Fellis and Kay.

Gracias.

MsDarkSkin: I saw this a few days ago and was tempted to post mine.
But too many stalkers sha. it's just a screenshot but you'd be surprised what
ppl can learn about you just from looking @ your desktop.

I think educated guesses can be made about your personality...and maybe line of work, too, if you give your files/folders descriptive names and leave them on the desktop. I dont see anyone piecing together any info more detailed than that, unless he's something of a Sherlock Holmes on overdrive.

Ok, here's a dare: Tell me everything you can learn from my desktop.

What i actually find funny is that some people are really taking this thread serious...

Even if u no sabi bin gbagbo before, u no dey think? 2 baths in a whole week?? And yet she dey work dey siddon with people??
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smh...
Gbagbo u funny sha.

fellis: I didn't see anything

Dis NL PM sef... Hmmm.

Is your account set to receive emails? Just wondering cos the default message that shows up from your profile isn't editable; only the 'send email' is active.

Anyway, i just wanna get in contact with you is all. I like you. Umm, how to say this... Ok, just send a 'hi' through this addy if you please, *Edited*

Hey fellis, seen my PM?

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jeffizy: I shared the room with my brother, and you dont wanna be in my shoes i bet you.
He was snoring like a mule....mooo!mooo! Lol.
He just rolls over and continues his awful symphony...mooo!
To ladies and gents up here, do you have a snoring spouse in ur bed?
How do you cope?My brother is a case study.
Mooooooooo! [/b]Chai.

jeffizy: [b]You are okay with the ....hunrun hurun mooo....sound?
That's tough. Maybe you are a deep sleeper too.

This guy's hilarious...


I read somewhere that besides the sleep position and nasal blockage causes, some people actually have throat ''defects'' (for want of a better word) that make them snore. Like their tongue rolling back when they sleep, or even painless growths in there that prevent smooth breathing.

cotton101: u need to be shameless like me - i have been getting deals on my broadband since i got it - when i took it out i demanded a deal - yes demanded (ok i was suffering from PND at the time so was a bit crazy) then last year i said i was jumping ship - got 6 months free and 6 months half price - then today I was like I will not pay the full price I want to go to US later this year and that flight ain't going to pay for itself so I called O2 and said i'm leaving you, going to sky (is it not now the same company? - lol) ok they said we will give you one year free and £250 credit towards ur bill - my dear I almost crashed my car in shock - i was just expecting half price for a year and this - chei!!!

i am def not a liability

Chineke... See osho-free enjoyment. And mtn and airtel are here beheading us. This cut-throats must be seriously making a killing here in naija. God, i feel like crying. This is...OPROBRIOUS!!!

chaircover: My sister is a housewife

*suffers heart attack*

Please...oh please dial 991...

slimyem: There are numerous faithful married women and men don't have to do so much to keep them so.Can't one find a man who one wouldn't have to work so hard on to keep his fly zipped outside the house?

Yes, one can, indeed, find such men. The species isn't extinct yet, fortunately.
I wouldn't make so bold as to say what percentage of the total male population they comprise though, cos i feel the women folk would be the ones to say just how many or how few they are.

My post, however, was directed at women whose men aren't one of such men.

dayokanu: Can I say there might also be some men that are better at Nurturing rather than creating wealth?

Let the man and the wife sit at home and be nurturing to create wealth and lets see what would happen

You think say you smart? Who doesnt want to stay at home and nurture instead of waking up at 6am to go find money

Dis nurturing of wealth seems to be a rewarding career path...

chaircover: . . . . Something taken out to save when he hasn't paid his rent or his kids school fees? I dont think so!!!

Not some but many many people dont enjoy waking up in the morning to go to work but it has to be done. There is no father Christmas anywhere. I can nurture and stand by others and still go to work. Its called multitasking

seriously what good is a tired, irritable, stressed man to me? A man who comes back from working his finger to the bone too tired to even spend any quality time with me and the kids. A man who works overtime 24/7. Even if I am putting £100 down a month, that £100 means that he doesnt have to stress about where he is going to get that from.

Mehhhnnnn... Damnn, woman i genuflect @ your feet! Na your comments dey still drag me come back this thread. Honestly.

Abeg, do u have a younger sister? Like seriously...

byvan: The best a woman can do is,give your best and allow nature take its course.Be ready for your next course of action if it happens,a cheater can only be sorry because he is caught or better still,keep fasting and praying for changes that might never come.

I'm not entirely sure that's the best course of action... Letting nature take its course and all that, i mean. I'm always one for communication and proactiveness.

I'd say look for signs that your man maybe getting restless. Share your concerns with him, you know, ''honey, i feel like you're holding out something on me...''
Then get proactive; dont wait for him to confirm or disprove your fears - pull a Megan Fox on him! If it means buying some crazy p0rnn flick and learning a new move or pre-intimacy play, just do it. I know i'll do it for my wife if i notice she's getting somewhat cold...

What i'm saying is, dont quit without a fight. If i love something, i'm not letting go without a good fight o!

biolabee: 1000+ Likes!!!
Excellent and superlative post
I like how you killed it

I killed it? Well thanks.

byvan: You made a lot of sense.

Was my pleasure. OP asked a sincere question; i was glad to answer sincerely.

yellowpawpaw: . R u a psychologist or marriage counselor? I'm beginnin to get scared!so much work for the woman! Thanks o! I'm learning!

I'm not o, my dear! Lets just i'm a lil more observant than usual...with a helpful dose of experience!

donchris999: Op, how can you say a guy who shuttles from nigeria to uk is a struggling guy? Are you the one that finances this his trips because i know a struggling guy will find it difficult to be sponsoring such trips, if you know how much the ticket cost. Not just once, but, you say he shuttles that means he travels all the time. Now, you have to believe what i want to tell you. You are a working class according to your earlier post and he is struggling. That guy is either using you or he is about to use. He is using you in the sense that your sponsoring him now out of deceitful love or he is about to use you in the sense that he is bidding his time. What do i mean by he is about to use? One day he will call you and tell you that he has something he want to venture into and that you should sponsor him, out of deceitful love you will fall for his trap and he will end up using you and breaking your heart. Why am i saying all these? The guy is 100percent aware that his ex-girlfriend comes to the house. What is he doing about it. He has every power to stop that girl from coming but, he is decieving you. I just pity you because you are just trying to rush into marriage because you feel you getting older. 26 years? Your funny, i mean damn funny. Your desperation will end you up shattering all your efforts. That girl is his fiance, that is why the family have accepted her. He is aware but just pretending to continue using you. My dear, am a guy who have seen it all and i know what my fellow guy can do to a desperate woman. Either you move on with your life before he uses you and marry that his so-called Ex right infront of your nose shattering your life. Its never late dearie. Tanx.

OP, pay very good attention to the points the guy raised.

ileobatojo: Aha! Not an asset, but not a liability! Okay, please close thread now..

Typo-errors don't count as arguing points!

cotton101: this topic is making me laugh - madam poster - what exactly is your point.

oh yes Chaircover - which one is a few hours of labour - i was in labour for nearly 24 hours!! few hours kei

Eyaa.

Sweetlemon: Nope! A good wife can take one naira and save it, invest it, and make it grow to 10 naira...

And she does this by being ''a good wife''?? Her good character, house-keeping, and money-saving skills will multiply N1 into N10??

Smh...

I'm outta here, abeg.

Sexylemon: Excuse me maam, but a woman with a good xter will definitely posses some very good home/money management skills. A good wife will definitely know how to help her husband save money. She will also be able to advice her hubby on how to spend money, how and where to invest. These are VERY strong virtues and something not all working women have....

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You know the most ridiculous thing about your statements above? It is that you are convinced that men need wives with ''good character'' to teach them ''to save money and how and where to invest''... And this is supposed to be a woman that stays at home and has never managed someone else's investments before....

OP, no offence but are you high? Since when did ''virture and good character'' equate with ''good investment skills''? Your reasoning has lots of holes in it, sincerely speaking.

Sexylemon: You are a man and your main duty is to provide so you HAVE to work.

^^This statement is a disgrace to the smart intelligent women demanding gender quality. OP, if i was a woman, i'd be so ashamed of you right now.

Sweetlemon: Lol!
Go joor!

This singular reply shows your arguments have been successfully dismantled and you have nothing more to support your assertions. Ergo, stay-at-home wives are liabilities.

Q.E.D

@OP, i'm assuming that the summary of your post is ''How does a woman keep her man faithful''. Well, lets see...

The fact is that EVERY man gets bored after a while with the same woman. I can't say for the female folk, but i know that the male libido decreases with time when cooped up with the same female. It has nothing to do with being immoral, or sexx-addiction, or up-bringing, or whatever. It is NATURAL, and every male mammal on this planet has that gradual accumulation of desire to try something new.

However, the DECISION to give in to this natural instinct is one every man has to make for himself, and the richer or more powerful a man is, the harder it is to stick to one partner. I've read it is also same with women. The power that comes with wealth and position is truly intoxicating; keeping emotions and urges that can be satisfied by just a flick of fingers is, to put it mildly, very VERY hard.

So, how to keep the man ''chained''? I honestly don't know, and i'm even a man o! Young, juicy and volumptious girls shaking their tails all over the place, and all they want is a trip to Kilimanjaro and BIS recharge. Mehnnn, men dey try o!

But if you wanna help your man keep his marriage vows, well, VARIETY and CHANGE are your friends. Spice things up after a while. In addition to being a good wife and all that, KEEP YOUR SEXX LIFE ALIVE. Never make the mistake of leaving this responsibilty to the man alone. Try something outrageously er0tick every once in while. Men like excitement; keep him guessing what new foxy thing u'll do next week.

Unfortunately though, the truth is if your man makes a conscious decision to cheat, NOTHING will stop him.

A girl i dated few years ago once told me she doesn't even know why she's with me. Of course i didnt find it funny. We'd just made love and were doing that after-sexx pillow talk that babes love so much when she said this, so i laughed it off with sabi-guy sense. Much later i asked her what she meant by that; her reply still makes me smile...

After first telling me to please not misunderstand her, she explained that she's known guys taller, finer, richer and everything more than i am, yet she's never been this head-over-heels in love with them, that there's something special about me but she doesn't know what it is.

Boy, u should've seen my head that day.

So... Dear OP, relax. Gently call your swtheart if it and ask her to please explain what she meant by that statement, that its bothering u. If she meant it in good faith, then you've definitely got a good thing going.

Let me however add that that statement isn't a very smart one to make. Not everyone has the wisdom and patience to wait for an explanation.

Originalsly: Usual Suspects...Taking of Pelham 123(original) and Crying Game.

Interesting... Just checked it on IMDb; never knew the Travolta/Denzel thriller was a remake. I'm betting the plot twist in the original version would probably be in the identity of the hijackers. No?

Shollypopz: bwahahahhahaha

I want to live long abeg.

You guys missed out Shutter Island.

And how about Christopher Nolan's Memento? Apart from having MANY twists, this movie has the craziest plot i've ever seen.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Marry me.[/quote]No, thank you.

https://www.nairaland.com/1252954/top-9-movies-watch-child

candygosh: So many thread this week about white women n men. Smh

My sister, the thing tire me o. I usually ignore threads like this; i just say make i try read dis one today... What does it even matter who anyone dates or marries?