Fryx:
People who don’t believe this news are just airing their insecurity.

Fight is not by size. Big size is a burden.

I was a lanky boy, but the little muscle I have is well trained. I beat people years older and bigger than me. In fact, I have always done that from my primary school days.

Not because I have the strength. But I am very fast, and I have a painful punch.

I can’t beat them in close combat. But I avoided close combat and move very quickly.


If portable did not use juju, then that’s what happened.

You have a point - a very well trained boxer can beat a bigger untrained guy in the boxing ring.


If portable has some street boxing training pedigree and the bodyguard has just been pumping weights and guzzling protein shakes, portable could beat him in boxing...but if na one on one fight and the guy grabs zazu, then, o ti zeh oh 😂

Duelee:
As at 4:44 pm FEB 29TH, 2024, the members population of this forum stands at 3,135,676 nairalanders.

Given the terrible fire blazing in this mountain called Nigeria it's wise, acceptable, and highly brilliant that we sponsor each other to afford the great escape before the blistering eruption of the whole system.

A mere token of 1k from the 3M people abound here would go around to make Japa affordable for erstwhile hopeless japarians.

I'll not go first Nah

And I'd not go last either.

However, after Mr righteousness opens the door of this great escape, closely followed by false prophet, slawmorri, I'd be the number 4th person to be sponsored. And before you say Jack Robinson about the whole number of us would have, should have, or could have gone away from this corntree.


Nice idea huh? 😜😜😜😉😉

Lmao. I seriously used to think like this.

And 100 Naira by 3M people is 300M - more than enough for your japa move.


Thing is, humans being humans, e go shock you say person wey you give 300M no go gree drop e own 100 Naira when it's their turn.

They will be too busy to return calls or texts 😂

E be things.

pocohantas:


I rather use my time and energy to widen the gap between our economic and income levels.

Gaddemn.

"Take a look at the cost of Healthy Diet across Nigeria..."

This header sef.

The creativity in lamentations, and it's not even 18 months, is funny as it is scary 😰

pocohantas:
Ndi male friends and male bestie.


Aruuuuu!!!!!!

Loving the UmuAda energy 😂😂

afrodoc2:


I don't even know if this is a positive message or a negative one.

It's one of Boss man's endearing traits. Cutting edge conversations, no bullshits, zero f.ucks given.

tensazangetsu20:
There's nobody stronger in mind, spirit and body than a newly married Nigerian man.

Balls of steel Bruh.

FitCorper:

Jesus Christ. Bros which one come be e.coli again That one too na std

E.coli is not strictly an STD. It can also be gotten via oral.sex practices...and even by eating contaminated food.

(Almost) everyone has E coli as normal flora in their intestine... Even if you get symptoms of an infection from E coli, most strains of the bacteria are not deadly

If you're having anal sex, you want to be worried about serious complications like syphilis or HIV...and these can pretty much be gotten from the front door as well

My take: Use your lubes and pray to God that your partner is faithful...and vice versa.

I'd worry about the smell of shit as well...but that's just me.

The person should take the 650k hybrid work and retain one of the two remote jobs, preferably, the one that pays 200k.

It's a lot of stress. But it makes sense.

If what happens to a lot of start ups happens to yours, there's a fall back plan pending when you find your feet.


In tech, just like in life, it's always good to have a solid backup plan.

😂😂

I need to leave this continent, for real, for real.

The way you people are speaking about poor people like me, dey pain my soul.

It's discrimination akin to tribalism, racism and religious intolerance.

We are not all hateful beings, please.

Melvyn11:

You are still not getting the context why other women were disagreeing with her post. Nobody said anything was wrong waking up to cook for her husband. Read the tweet below. Am sure someone now will tag her a wicked feminist. Now let's turn it around. You saw a tweet were a man said his wife came home and told him how her male co worker was always dashing her 5k everyday for her to eat lunch since she doesn't go with food and the man then said from that day henceforth he started giving her 6k to eat lunch before something else will develop between his wife and her co worker. How will you respond to it. Will you be here praising the man or calling him a useless simp?

Regarding the attached picture, I wouldn't say that the situation is a case of fear in the relationship.

Acts of service, happen to be a love language generally appreciated by men. It's natural for a woman who loves her man to step up to the plate when she feels uncomfortable that her man is getting what she thinks she should be solely providing...it's actually beautiful.

Now, to your theory that men may react badly if the script was flipped, I think not. Especially if it's an exact scenario type of thing.

The woman is not handicapped...she was just too lazy to wake in the morning and cook for her husband.

Now, if there's a case where a man who is not financially handicapped, say a Davido, comes online to say that one man was giving Chioma 5K for food and he decided to give her 5m per month for same, I don't think anybody will call Davido a simp.
It will just be a case of power pass power.

It's totally different if the woman was handicapped due to stress and just had to cook so she doesn't lose her man...or a man is totally broke and has to shell out more money to his woman so she doesn't get enticed by others; that's where the simping and toxic patriarchy can come in.

It's a beautiful story. If I get, me sef for donate.

Mayplays:
We video called many times. I’m not so naive.

I can spot a yahoo boy from a million miles away, don’t ask me how

Oh, that was a tongue in cheek comment...

I didn't necessarily mean you were naive...his English was just sounding like Nigerian English or the adulterated version of English spoken by Asians...

Mayplays:
I was single when they came or I would not have been chatting them in the first place

Dude didn’t know the kind of person I was at all, especially the European… He said it as joke but appeared weeks later out of nowhere telling me he was Ikeja mall in a tone like he was ordering a prostitute

Needless to say I cleared his doubt

I think I still have his chat, let me show you. Lol. He even pretended he was black initially, shady character

"Pussy and suck.."

"I swear to God, my money is a fire that cannot be consumed..."


You sure say no be Naija Yahoo boy be this? 😕

You just gotta love the quality of madness on Nairaland.