Men with balls of steel.

You're basically one knocked engine or serious sickness away from financial catastrophe.

1.3m rent for a 2 bedroom apartment as a single guy while working from home and fuelling a 70ltr vehicle is an overkill on the 400k.

Get fuel or die standing...at the busstop, bitch nigga.

Hey pocohantas.

I dropped a DM...

tensazangetsu20:


Nna men. Whyna went to Vietnam just 3 years ago and made the update and the country don already cast. Na wa o

I remember vividly.
I don't know if it's our teeming population or just the general herd mentality that causes people to flock into the "next big shiny thing" on the block.

Wodu89:




How forceful are right words. It is as much humility to take corrections as it is to give it. Go back and read Oyindamolah comment and compare with yours. Compare the energy in both comments and see if it's not you that's being both hysterical and cynical with the hate laced energy in your words



Avoid me

Look at this man. Is oyin your wife?

I simply painted a similar picture and asked for your honest assessment of what you think the "passing of info" felt like...and you started yapping about "hate laced energy."

WTF? 😒

Avoid you but na you chook finger for matter wey dem no quote you.

Gerarahere Mehn.

Wodu89:





You're right in your position. I agree completely except the part that she's mocking her colleague. Passing information isn't the same as mocking. Oyindamolah didn't insult her colleague a single bit but merely used his situation to express a situation Sir.

Not all seats on a bus are good. My colleague and I were on a bus and he decided to grab the seat next to the window. 15mins into our journey, a tout reached his hand into the window and grabbed my colleague's phone. Shine your eyes.

I passed info. But guess how my colleague would feel if he sees this posted online...I'd go for stupid and mocked. What do you think, Sir?

pocohantasgspot:

Your moniker reminds me of the f.uckery one gets to deal with as a regular visitor of Nairaland.

Oyindamolah:
Case 4 was exactly my cousins case. These are actually very true, not all job offers are big move.

A colleague of mine left our organization with Leave allowance (but you don't go on leave)
13th month with a bag of rice
Housing once every 2 years
Productivity allowance
Pension
HMO
Salary 100k
Mondays - Fridays

To another organization that will pay 350k with HMO, NHF & leave allowance( you go for leave) Monday to Saturday. After first 8 months of paying him 350k, they dropped the offer to 60k reason being that they company is not making money.

Shine your eyes

100K by 8 months = 800K
350K by 8 months = 2.8M

You, on your 100K, will need to work for more than one year and six months without touching your salary before you can bridge the gap in earnings. While you're working for this period, your colleague (who I assume is wise enough to have resigned at that point) could get a 450K job (using his previous earning of 350K as leverage to bargain with a new firm) - while you're here 'thanking God' for saving you and simultaneously mocking your colleague online.

folake4u:


1. Primary virgin.
2. Secondary virgin.
3. Tertiary virgin.

We go get problem oh, Kaycee. You nor like to dey cook.

My requirements:

The virgin man has to cook for me and as an alpha woman, I have to be pleased or I will cheat. If I cheat, he better say Sorry because as a man, he didn't satisfy my needs.

Also I don't want a single father, I am not raising another woman's child and he better be under 30 cause any man after 30 is expired.

Omo
I actually passed most of the requirements oh - except the cooking part so you're pleased and don't cheat.
God have mercy on the eggs reserved for the chef because if na my cooking go make you pleased or stay one place, na long thing.

Review and edit your eligibility criteria document na.

folake4u:


😂😂😂😂😂😂

I see. So you're a secondary virgin abi.

I don't even know the categories - I'll go for tertiary virgin sha; with a PhD.
Na the quality of the virginity as one progresses through the categories naim you go explain gimme.

folake4u:


Which one be "somehow". Na either Yes or No.


Nor enter oh. 😂😂😂

Wo, e get as the matter be.
Some of my peers are "kind of married" when speaking to hawties, so you get the point

adaperry25:
Is AI taking over data analytics job?
This new released Microsoft Fabric is an all in one software package for analytics and data science

Shebi it is still somebody that will use MS Fabric to apply the AI?

Loading ding ding...

folake4u:
So the past of Men don't matter? Lmao. Y'all keep being delusional.

Na why I wan marry Virgin man. My eggs have to be given to the best omelette chef.

I'm a virgin somehow. Should I enter DM?

LordAdam16:


For the ruling class, recent events are a reversion to the mean. The annual five-figure casualty count is a rounding error in a region that'd add the equivalent of the entire population of Canada before 2050. On a psychopathic level, the math checks out.

TL;DR: Can it be fixed? Yes. Would it be fixed? The political class do not have an incentive to fix it. Rather, they have an incentive to maintain the status quo.


-Lord

"On a psychopathic level, the math checks out."

Love you mehn.

Saw a status post from a lady friend who's now a liberal LGBTQ+

My primary school mate many years ago oh...but now, chatting with her makes me feel so old and out of place with the terms.

Post was about keeping the b.ussy and p.u.ssy clean because it was other people's meal.

CC DonJazet, no be say I dey find trouble, but, are you aware?
Because I was not informed.

ibkayee:
If women stop dating/getting married to men they aren't sexually attracted to in Nigeria my dear the rate of relationships and marriage will drop by like 99% lmaoooo

So, what are you trying to say about 99% of men in Nigeria? 🙄

Prostitution is one of the oldest gigs in the world. It'll probably be the last gig to die off before the world ends.

And it's neither the fault of men nor women 🙄

(Some) men need to f.uck without the hassle of commitment ; (Some) women have no problem satisfying that need for economic gain and sometimes, sexual gratification.

Wallahi, this is not even in the list of our problems as a society. It's like chasing rats in a burning house instead of quenching the fire.

pocohantas:
It is not necessary.

Even in marriage?
If I'm gonna get married, I feel it's wise for both partners to be intentional about being transparent regarding their earned finances.
Especially for their kids.
So that, God forbid, something happens to one or both of them, the children don't suffer.

Then again, I don't know how it works in Nigeria, but maybe putting up a will, legally, mitigates the risks...