Afonjacrusder:
Dirty wicked smelly afonja tribe of fallen demons.

You have a problem.

tensazangetsu20:
LoL you are looking for visa sponsorship job in this tech downturn. I won't discourage you but it's gonna be very difficult. Even data structures and algorithms knowledge won't do much now. Yesterday google even shut down all it's coding competitions and sacked everyone that runs those teams. Tech Is in a brutal season at the moment.

Lol. One firm literally translated their rejection to me along the lines of "Had it been you dey on ground for UK, we for consider you immediately."

Some outrightly tell you before you apply that you should forget about visa sponsorship (if you like, be Stephen Hawkin)

Wouldn't be a loss to go into sale of premium headache relieving drugs in strategic residential areas for the next three weeks..

The way people are using this new voice note feature on WhatsApp status to scream their lungs out shows there'll be an urgent need in that market soon...

Expert17:


They even pushed he will Islamize Nigeria theory, someone that married a Pastor.

I don't think that opinion came from suspicions that Tinubu himself would do that. The issue is that the man is old and may not be able to firmly draw lines where/when needed.

Plus his vice has very good PR with those pushing for the Islamisation agenda. Na the issue of e vice dey worry me pass sef. If na economic reasons, I fit no too fear. Na make we no turn Somalia in shortest possible time be the issue...

And trust whitie, they'll sell us all the ammo we need to push the Lord's work if it comes to that. Money must be made.

raumdeuter:


Na outsiders wey no sabi Yorubas dey yarn all those nonsense when half of the moslems don go chop Xmas food and by Ileya we go all fall in

Honestly, na why I gbadun the Western Nigerian culture. They're very liberal. I'm not a very religious person myself, so e dey always amuse me whenever I see a Tajudeen Emmanuel who occasionally attends RCCG and is called Alfa in his zanga

Dem beat obi for Ekiti like who thief transformer

From 12pm to 1pm to 6pm to...

Now Adamawa is saying they will START state collation by 8pm. Elections wey INEC get 4 YEARS to prep for per cycle. If you check budget, they will tell you how many billion was allocated...

At this rate, the winner will be announced in July. By then, people go don face wetin dey put food for their tables.

Laying of generational curses
Hawking of human tears
Aboki & Okada man surveys


I'm in a toxic relationship with this thread.

FBS:

Not jumping to anyone's defence but this ain't peculiar to Nigerian's alone.

It's a human thing, no doubt. But it's very pronounced in Nigeria and Africa.

You'll see Professors believing in religious "bullet proof" vests and regarding people outside their tribe as collective unsavoury elements. Even with all the sample size concepts and statistics they did in school.

Olowunl01:

so it is wrong and bad taste to say Igbos hate Tinubu, that what I expect to hear from motor park touts not on this board with the level of educated minds here.

Lol. You'd be surprised. We're very "educated". But when it comes to tribe and religion, the average Nigerian's education usually flies out the window and into the rainforest.

Lol.

Nice.

Honestly, the previous days when they said Nigeria was good, my life was shit. As Nigeria got worse, my personal life actually improved.

May APC win.

pansophist:
This is one of the reasons why I have strong animosity toward democracy. It is a system where the majority wins, and if the majority are idiots, then the few good ones suffer.

In an underdeveloped, impoverished country with lots of uneducated people as a majority, the circle of hardship will always continue due to the number of masses that will sell their votes. Because according to democracy, the vote of intellectual legends like Soyinka is equal to the one of a northern almajiri that can be bought with a plate of tuwo.

There are more almajiris, religious idiots, uneducated slowpokes, and downright evil people who will sell their vote or vote because the candidate is from their tribe. Should smart people like Soyinka suffer because of that? Democracy is basically the tyranny of the majority.

The idea that the mass is right is nonsense. The mass is a herd of cows, and the smart one is usually the herdsman. Even though the herdsman knows what is good for the cows, if you leave the cows alone, they will wander away and destroy themselves.

And that's just one of the problems with democracy. I haven't even touched on other angles of it such as its vulnerability, susceptibility to hijack, infiltration, and so forth, but if Nigeria really wants to grow, it must come to terms with this reality and confront its political philosophy, instead of foolishly perpetuating the one imposed by its colonial imperialist.

Like Tensa said, you should be paid per post.
I LOVE how intelligent you are.

Lol.

Propaganda.

That's Ghana.

You will see "Ghana Police Service" in that video.

A mod should come and close this thread abeg.

WhoDeyHause:

They're not the same abeg. Even if he didn't raise his ballot paper how many people were expecting him to vote labour or umbrella before? I hope chidinma won't go to jail but what she did by virtue of her office for wrong. Just for social media clout.

Omo. So, for real, I'm actually arguing about this?

Fine. Let's turn a blind eye to what a political elite did to undermine the process. Let's crucify one nobody for her crimes.

Na kuku the status quo. And it's not changing anytime soon.

izzou:




Both is very different.

One is allowed to vote. The other isn't allowed.

One is responsible for counting your votes. The other is not.

How can you compare what she did to what Buhari did?

So if every agent starts posting that, it is less condemnable to Buhari?

The law/rule stipulates that there should be NO CAMPAIGNING/SOLICITING on election day.

In as much as what she did is moronic, it doesn't excuse the fact that what the number one citizen did simply undermined the whole process.

For God's sake, this man raised his ballot paper to cheers of APC APC on ELECTION DAY.

What is good for Corper, should be good for Presido. Both should be held accountable.

Everybody is laughing and poking fun at the President's intentional act of campaigning/soliciting on election day...but ready to crucify a senseless Corper for tweeting stupidly about her preferred candidate?

Jesus H. Christ.

This is why I hate Nigerian politics. And why I'm sure that Nigeria is irredeemably f.ucked.

Back to football and other trivia.

BlueRayDick:
Buhari has voted, but while voting he broke the law. He displayed his ballot paper after thumbprinting and made it known he voted APC instead of keeping it secret.

This Buhari ehn!

And people at the back were singing "APC, APC".

Lol. I dey soak my passport for holy water. I can't bring offsprings into this country full of clowns.

AyemafugeILAJE:
The last time I entered anything serious relationship was in my mid 20s. Now I'm in my mid thirties should I fall in love?....a corper gal in her mid 20s, from imo state is giving me a serious green light, though based in Kaduna, Should I give her green light or should I just chop her the way I've been chopping others since my mid 20s? Confused
I need advice before I go fall yakata in love. Thanks

If you wan Love, my brother, Love.

YOLO.

Besides, most of these men yarning dust about how Naija women don't love and bla bla bla...Most of them don't have the backs of their fellow men oh.

Love if you wan Love. But Love yourself the most and expect that anything can happen at anytime in any form from anybody.
Like Lord Baelish said, "Live that way and nothing will surprise you..."

A chat I'm having with an ex-junior colleague who is an ardent supporter of Tinubu.

With the numerous gaffes that Tinubu has, regardless of his past achievements, I'm really wondering why people ardently support him...

I mean, I'd rather go with Sowore who has the ambience of a cultist or Atiku who looks like he'd sell what remains of Nigeria to Arabs or even that Pastor that regularly buys presidential ticket for reasons best known to he & God. Or even Ojei ChiChi

Timeline of hiring process.

Some people will be sending assessment on Tuesday morning & requesting submission first thing Wednesday morning...and they're looking for 'experienced hire' wey get job already...

The way una dey call people first name for this thread; as if it's a town hall, different, from ...

Color : As seen

E get why.

Congrats to Mama.

May her joy never cease.

Someday, your kids will take good care of your wife at her old age too...if you play your cards right.

lilachiever:
Giveaway

Size 40/41 shoe.
No physical defect. Makes some funny sound when I walk with it and I'm not ready to find out what is causing it.

Ilupeju, Lagos.
Available for pickup on weekends

Consider getting into marketing

I imagine a group of monkeys in the jungle; periodically, they inhabit a selected area of the jungle where they must return to sleep after monkeying all day.

They have consistently alternated their resting spots between between the East and West points of the jungle. With every movement to & fro, they have been suffering immensely. They die of monkey diseases, suffer from monkey poverty and overall, standard of monkey living has been debilitatingly worse.

Now, there's yet another opportunity to venture North, South, North-East, North-West... anywhere, but the previous two locations ( of East & West) where they've alternated for decades.

Animals like goats are known to consistently get whipped at a particular point; and still return to that same point some moments later.

I think monkeys are smarter...or maybe not.