Hi everyone.

While trying to fill out job applications, I often get to this section where I'm asked if I identify as trans, my sexual orientation, religion, etc...

Subconsciously, I often feel they're trick questions and I'm always torn between choosing "Prefer not to say" rather than a blunt "No", especially to the gender inclusive questions...

I honestly do not care much about sexual orientation, gender assignment/tags or religion but then again, I do not want to be sidelined because of a perceived misconception about my profile...

I'd appreciate any inputs please. Does all that really matter, significantly?

All paedophiles should hang.

That said, this is why I don't shine teeth with kids.
All it takes from a babbling baby is "my bom bom is paining me because Uncle KC carry me up" and I'm f.ucked.

Keep your babies in your house. My personal space is rated 18 & must not be under any influence.

To reiterate, ALL paedophiles should hang.

sukkot:
yeah assuming those would still be first world countries then and not in the dark ages. because you know as humans dey accumulate bad karma, so also do countries. just that with countries it takes way longer before it materializes. like say maybe six hundred years or so. aand if my calculations are correct europe from leaving their dark ages aka european renaissance to now is about six hundred years and so they are ready for a fall right now and you can see the signs as europe is slowly starting to crumble. so to enjoy in your next reincarnation you may just want to be in nigeria as the last becomes the first

I no sure say Nigeria get good karma load oh. If anything, it'll be wesser than ever

sukkot:
lol it be like that for many. but you can build good karma now for your next life

I'll try. If my load fit land me for Switzerland or Norway for my next life, e no go bad

sukkot:
the soul comes back with rewards or punishment for you in the reincarnation based on your karma load

Be like my soul really f.ucked up my karma load in my past life.

sqlPAIN:
Who cares about lousy boss ? that extra 120k go show for body well well by the end of the month. Even if the boss like sef make e dey konk me for public everyday or harass me anyhow, Na so I go dey shout yes sir, yes sir dey collect my 200k per month jeh jeh, dey live soft life as long as him dey pay on time, I no care..

That's what you think.

By the time you collect the salary for three months, you will be fed up.

You dey reason this way based on initial desperation.

Yuneehk:

You missed the fact that his girlfriend isn't a virgin as well. So whatever insults he dishes to these women, his babe partakes of it.

Lol. I think the insults would apply if his partner leaves him at some point & moves on. For now, man's happy that he met the Babe a virgin & the relationship is still El Dorado. At least for now.

It's a weird way to think though but then...

jeromestarks:

She's a wife material.
She's very nice. She doesn't waste my money. In fact, my ATM card with over 600k in the account is with her since last month and this babe hasn't spend a dime from it.
She's respectful and she's a woman who hate violence.
She's calm to the people she loves and fierce to those who try to hurt her loved ones.

She's beautiful. Dark. Tall. Intelligent. Smart. And loving.

She's great with sex. Her pvssy is tight and the rhythm it gives me is pleasurable. She usually ask me if I'm satisfied or if I want more.

She can cook. She said the food we bought lack taste (to me, it's fine but she cooks better).

I love her body. It hasn't changed since the first time I met her when she was 16.

My parents love her like their daughter.



Yes, I was the first to mount her. She was just barely 17 then.

Say less.
You think you're adoring her but this is just disrespectful. We're strangers. No one needs to know the bolded.

Friend.

Even if the friend lives near Chibok.

Na still friend.

Trusting a girl child with a religious conman.

The husband even gave the pastor money to buy supplements...

Lol.

CHoccolaTE:
What a disgusting thread filled with evil minded enemies of progress.

I have always said it that the average Nigerian man is a demonic beast, how can so many of you actively wish for your wives to always remain below you and advice each other to not help her rise in life?

If a random person says they wish their brother or neighbor should never rise above them in life, that random person will be called a wicked and evil person but when it's husband's wishing it for their wives, somehow that kind of wickedness becomes acceptable to them.

Your rubbish pride cannot handle a woman being better than you, that's why you people don't want your wives to rise above you, not because of the nonsense reasons you wrote here, in Nigeria presently, many wives are the ones feeding husband and children and they keep quiet about it to maintain their homes, look at that topic in frontpage about the woman whose husband spends all his money on gambling.


I don't blame you people, it's Nigerian women that love carrying marriages to evil men on their heads I blame.

An average Nigerian is evil. Male or female.
People do NOT elevate people here.

A man will find it difficult elevating his wife because there are several experiences where it turned to bite people that did same, in the ass.
A man will find it difficult elevating another man because, naturally, he wants to be up there ALONE & be able to woo other people's women...

If the world were full of only Nigerians, every video on YouTube will either be watered down or very expensive to watch.

We ALL have a problem down here.

Upgrading your Woman is a fortune... especially if your woman is an OG type of woman.

That said, upgrading your woman to a level elevated above yours is 9 times out of 10, a recipe for DOOM.

Gateman wey carry e babe enter Oga house, if Oga pikin begin eye the babe, naso the relationship go enter voicemail.

More often than not.

If in doubt, run the code.

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

PhD Physics.

Professor of Congodynamics.

jeromestarks:

Hahahaha
This girl get mouth ooo
Na dust cover the camera jorrr. Plateau is dusty.
This my phone is Infinix hot 12i.

Lol. You're making her point for her na.

ibkayee:

I don’t even want to be in a car with a domesticated animal like a dog, let alone ram. You’ve tried

I have

ibkayee:

You were in the car? Wow.

In fact I need to correct myself, what I meant was cows, not rams. With big horns, sticking out of the car (regular car o), riding around in Lagos. My brain went into overdrive trying to compute so much at once, first of all how did they get inside and why??

Nigerians are angry people

It takes a lot of aggressive energy to fit cows in cars

Ah, I was in the car oh. First time, everyone was laughing and saying "Corper, no worry. Corper no worry. E no dey bite"

As if that was my principal concern

Omo

ibkayee:
I’ve seen a regular car packed with rams riding casually on the road in Nigeria, nothing surprises me

When I was serving, I rode several times in Volkswagen golfs packed with rams & goats.
Took me a while to adapt to regular human passengers after service year.

Good times mehn

Dybala11:

That your last statement na lie sir, no law was adjusted o. I saw the headlines too and I read it. The original law still stands, but it's often ignored for foreigners. It's like the gay law in Nigeria, if we're serious about it too then individuals like Bobrisky, James Brown etc would have been at least under investigation to see if they're truly gay. Some of these middle Eastern nations are trying to put a front of being progressive and accommodating o, not to talk of when it involves a star like CR7 and when Saudi wants to host the world cup.

Bobrisky & James are not investigated because they now roll with a certain class of people.

CR7 made headlines on how it's ok for him to live with his girlfriend in an Arab conservative society because he's in a particular class of humans.

A random gay guy in Ikorodu will be severely beaten in the hood and if he reports to the police station, he will collect round two from the officers of the law... because random gay guy is in a particular class of people. N.B. I've once seen Bobrisky in Lekki and guess who were providing escort services?; two fully armed MOPOL officers...

It's always about class.

Donjazet2:
This account ehh! una see this account ehh, well let's keep observing.

Make I indulge you...

What's my alt?

Is it Dayo, nihilist or one of your numerous online enemies?

You know say you and conspiracy theories be like beans & plantain

Nigeria is a country built on tribalism. Anybody pretending otherwise is either living in la la land or a damn bloody fool.

An Hausa man is generally regarded as illiterate, violent, stupid and a wash-preek-from-plastic-kettle kind of individual. On the flip side, they're seen to be brutally honest and many prefer to do business with them.

An Igbo man is generally regarded as unpredictable, arrogant and a sell-your-mother-for-money kind of individual. On the flip side, they're regarded as anything but lazy.

A Yoruba man is generally regarded as dirty,lazy and a plan-with-you-&-sell-you-out kind of individual. On the flip side, they're regarded as accomodating and love living the good life.

Everything in between is (very sadly) regarded as minority and don't matter much. Calabar folks are good house helps, Edo folks are premium touts, etc etc.

In Enugu, you'll hardly get a Federal Govt job as an Anambra man. They call it "indigene" slots. We all have a tribal bias hidden in all of us. Every single f.ucking person in this damn country.

Then you've got politicians who don't give a f.uck about anything and want power at all costs...and you expect them not to play a tribal or religious card

I don't blame us. This country is just like a pot of assorted pepper soup boiling on a tripod stoked with firewood. We've gained independence. But at intervals, the colonialists adjusts the firewood, fans the flames & stirs the pot to taste.

Abeg make una talk another thing for this thread.

Lol.

What do you expect?

The human society is built on classism. I've forgotten where I saw this silly (but honest) scale of value:
White Kids
White Women
Black Kids
White Men
Asian Women
...

...

Pets
..

...
...

Black Men.

So if you're an average black man in the West, it really shouldn't be surprising that you won't be getting any knacks. Even Black Women on your level will turn their noses when you approach them because a woman's default mode is to go for a higher class of men.

Again, classism. A 6'3 Kayode with a diluted American accent will have his ball sac full of sperm compared to a 5'5 Kevin Hart whose idea of a good time can involve a trip on a private Jet to Ibiza.

Did you see where Saudi Arabia adjusted their laws to accommodate Cristiano Ronaldo living with his girlfriend, Georgina. As in, the man made a whole country bend their laws instead of proposing to his girlfriend.

Lol. It is what it is.
You adapt or die complain endlessly.

sircatherine45:


At the bolded this is a pure lie. Now let me give you an example: You were given two sweets. One wrapped, and the other unwrapped, licked by another person.

Now naturally as a human, you'll want to avoid and discard the unwrapped sweet, probably the person who licked it may have infection disease, or pathogens feasting on it. You will love to open and lick the wrapped sweet with joy and relish, isn't it?

Use this example to draw your inference from this post.

You're talking about sweets.

I'm talking about human virgins & what happens AFTER you've "licked the wrapped sweets"...

jeromestarks:


It takes determination for marriage to work.
A woman who didn't open her legs for men until she met you is determined to have a happy home. That's a true woman.


Who is talking about exploration?
Determination to succeed is the key here.

Many of these girls have chicken mind and bad parents that's why they're disvirgined and not married.

Some even fvck at ss2. Is that the kinda woman u want as a wife?

Fair points.

jeromestarks:



NEVER marry a woman who has been tasted by another man. Just taste her and let others taste too.

If you marry a woman you did not disvirgin, one or two of your children will not be yours because she will definitely fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Only a fool will spend his hard earned money to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman who was fvcked by men who didn't even know her parents but only gave her two eggs and indomie. Are you the fool?


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, take the pain to find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion because she gave you her best.

This makes financial sense on one side, especially in a culture where the man basically foots both wedding & rest of life bills for a long long time...

On the flip side however, I do know that virgins have a higher tendency to seek exploration sooner rather than later...

'cause it looks like you think that a woman who has had zero sexual partners will stick to you for life...compared to one who has tasted different partners and decided to "commit" to you...

Just wanna know your thoughts...

qtguru:
I disagree, it's about individuality, a resourceful person that is poor is useful to a rich person. Not all Rich people can afford to do things themselves. Which is why if you don't have money, ensure you can provide value, your value could be your time, integrity.

If I want to do a biz, I won't be the one to do the work, I'll find someone hardworking I can pay, and make him in charge.

It's the people who have no ambition, people avoid.

I don't think this qualifies as "mingling" with "poor" people.

It looks more like using poor people. I think OP is talking about having "poor" folks as friends or acquaintances. Interns & errand boys don't really fit into that bracket.

Betting is not bad jare.

The addiction is the problem.

Bet what you can afford to lose. That's it.

That said, thunder fire Ajax & Atlanta Braves for cutting my one million Naira ticket on two separate occasions in 2020.

ibkayee:
I blame my parents all the time, they spoke it around us to themselves but were never intentional about teaching it. I’m making more of an active effort to learn mine

I've always wondered how your moniker is pronounced... What's your native language?