₦airaland Forum

DanielAlhassan:
how is that possible we hard sex two months ago and she three months pregnant I can't accept it

I would be shopping for baby wears and looking for name for the new baby if I where you. Only problem now is that you don't know the baby's gender. Congratulations latest papa

zolajpower:
this is terrible..... And they re agitating for Biafra

Ignorant buffoon sighted...... So, what is the nexus between this your comment and Biafra. Thinking with your hands I guess

naijapips02:
That's an igboman for you.

Mugu, so, bad people are not in ur Village abi. See his head

Threebear:
As I always say , I said it last year , I said it last two years , I said it last three years ...

You can always get the switch between the bottom people wrong especially when the percentage is close .

What I can never get wrong are the people being evicted and the person that topped

That has never happened and will never happen.

Don't think you're doing something here ...


Your white pig is not as strong as you made us believe.

There is a reason four new housemates were introduced and only 3 housemates were evicted ... because biggie couldn't evict Yousef with that kind of percentage.

If he was close to Beatrice , believe me he'd be gone too.

Think with your brains and not your delusions .

Your point would have been better stated without cursing. Now you sound like a baby

MeghaneMorgane:
I am a young lady in my mid 20s. I don’t live with my parents. I live alone because I work in another city different from where my parents live. My problem now is immediately I get back home from work, I begin to feel lonely. Because of this, I like to close late from work just to keep my mind busy. I close early only if I have other errands to run or if I am very tired.

When I get home, I speak with my parents who try their best to keep me company. But there is still lots of time left before I go to bed. In the height of my boredom, I come to nairaland. Then I go to other blogs to read the news. I read all the news blogs I normally follow. I check out my chats on WhatsApp and Telegram. Usually there isn’t anyone chatting with me because everyone is busy with their lives. I go to Youtube which I have become tired of watching. And at some time I’m just bored to my mind. I don’t like to impose myself on anybody and so I only chat with people who come to chat with me including neighbours.

Sometimes I just want someone around that I can talk to but I’m alone by myself. Single people, how do you cope with boredom. I mean single people who are really single not the ones cohabiting or visiting their partners. Some tips will be very helpful right now.

Are you pretty, tall, slim and smart..... well, if yes then we could keep each other company. Just send a pm

Oga, behave yourself

Pelaiye2703:
First to comment on a topic on Nairaland, and it was about "BBNaija and bread." I no try at all...

Lol

Demigod22:
I started dating one small girl like that since February, she said no sex, then last month I realized I enjoy my own company than be in a relationship without sex. So she was playing with my beard, I warned her but she was still doing it. I got angry and sent her away, she broke up with me that night and I was genuinely happy.

My only problem now is my ex that said we can have sex but she doesn't want kissing because it reminds her of how she was abused, I can't have sex without kissing.

Lol, that last part though. Wahala dey o

Kandeed:
You can't see or hear News like this emanating from the North cuz in the North, each of us know how sacred and precious life is so killing ur fellow man is more grevious that any sin you can think

following the trend of things I feel the only sane women we can find in Nigeria apart from the North is in the SW. but shey u see those SE and SS ladies especially? a clear Suicide mission

Shut up joor.. . Crime is everywhere. Bad people in the North and bad people in the South. Stop castigating yourself braa

Limassol:
thats ponzi, dosent looks like a stable source of income to me.

Cryptocurrency is ponzu scheme?....... Go for education and not certificate bro

Lol, so, u still wish to have sex in Buhari's administration. You get mind o

PapaNnamdi:
Naija universities wey be say na crammers dey carry first,

Na who cram na im know book

Are u a graduate, do you have first class, can you cram, then go ahead and do it......

ahnie:
Cubanas head is somehow oblong....pls just my observation.

Ok, is that all

Rozcol:
Why do I have these feelings that this obi cubana would be arrested for fraud sooner or later?we are watching closely

Enjoy the view first..... Don't let bitterness take hold of you. Even if a genuine big business man encounters problems, Nigerians will rejoice and say he is evil. Don't pray for the downfall of someone, don't wish someone evil so those things don't visit u bra

Omicron007:
Fvck off.
Get the fvck out of my post.

Lol, see this one one o. See this one. Yu high right. Copycat

Born2conquer:
I read everything
1) She’s okay
2) Her parents supported her 50% of the time
3) She has connections both home and abroad, only few people could get choice of jobs and still make 300k to 500k in this present naija, she also got a job in US?? lol, na networking
4) She built a 16rooms hostel with just 11M?? HOW
You can’t even build a standard 4rooms with 12M again not to talk of a 16rooms upstairs, each rooms having Doors, water closet, shower, sink and co?
The whole 16rooms electrification
Whole 16 rooms Plumbing?
Whole 16 rooms windows and burglary?
Whole building painting and Roofing??

12M

Check again, she mentioned inflation catching up bgg with the money and saying they would have spent less, this means that the house was built sometime ago and only completed recently. At least, we no fit compare the Nigeria of 2012-2015 to the Nigeria of today. Everything don scatter

PAWG:
Lord gimme the strength to read this long thing

It is worth the read..... 13 minutes

Omicron007:



What kind of long epistles grace FP on Nairaland these days?
Ain't reading this godamn shii.

U wan copy slowmir abi. Better go back and read

AchalugoNwa:
Osinbajo is a vagabond bribe eating scumbag fake pasta
Thunder scatter him.
Thunder scatter malami
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc is bokoharam

Now wey thunder don scatter everybody, Wetin remain

Humanoid01:
This is definitely not a 2-minute read.

Lol, at all

Which one is "us".... shey na only Aba them call

Airwavez:


Arrested for what crime

Knqckadamus

SanctifiedSista:
It's not risky, it's diabolical
ur body is the temple of the holy Spirit. Wen u try to destroy aso rock, every military parastatal will come for u, it's same when u desecrate ur body with filth becos u cant kill that spirit of whoresom and lust in ur life
Listen to all Apostle'joshua Selman messages on youtube everyday and obey the instructions. U will rejoice this year by all means amen

Are u rejoicing already

Gireiboy:
Uninformed deluded fool! mtswww!!!

Must u abuse. Typical Nigeria boy.

Vinnie2000:
Lol
Prayer Agent for People?
Dem go dey Rise while you go just Dey one Place, abi??
A clear case of Siddon look nah Dog name..

When u pray for person and he rise, you only need to pray for 5 more before you become a millionaire yourself . Pastors know this and use it

mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Lol, how are you sure he is your deputy. What if you have been their house help all these while

TempUser:
If God should move mother earth closer to Peroxima Centaur, or make he kuku move the whole solar system closer to UY Scuti - all for just a day, no one here on earth would remain



Abi nah


Didn't check through before posting. Peck my blunders. I believe you already know what moving closer to the stars mean. I know UY is big



I believe you're not a mo.r.on, getting to understand the concepts of black hole and others doesn't nullify the fact that someone made it happen, you can call it the big bang, small bang, high bang, low bang or whatever bang, it all happened for a fact of the presence of a catalyst - GOD.

I am responsible for my denotation, but not responsible if you twist the meaning to connote an oxymoron. Don't be a mor.o.n!
AND
Correct spelling is "Let me tell you"


I have spoken!

Lol, correction galore

Wetin Kyari no go see for Nairaland