₦airaland Forum

SaintOpzy:
it's definitely more than that percentage...

States like Ogun, Ondo, Lagos, Oyo, definitely get more than 80 percent of their daily electricity supply from generators..

Elxandre:
Nigerians build residential houses with money that should be invested.
I've been infected too though. My own house dey hungry me. Still wouldn't advise borrowing and scraping to build.

McTobe:
Clean that way of thinking and reason higher. I am seriously serious: Don’t underestimate what you can achieve... aim higher

Impregnable101:
I nor blame am at all! Na seun & his moderators i blame. If not for nairaland how i wan take know this one.

doggedfighter:
Everyone came all out armed with missiles.

You can't help but have a good laugh

Someone even had to coin ' skullarship'

doggedfighter:
What a thread !

Solitechworld:
I would have waited a little bit more before getting married

akmath:
I tire for this guy




So you still want take another loan..

Maxymilliano:
The poor travelling masses will be at the receiving end with a lot of extortion from these policemen. That's the ripple effect of not paying the police.

AfroKnight:

Na wa. This is why I avoid ladies that visit prophets.

How would my wife have the guts to tell me my own mother is a witch? So she means a witch raised the man she fell in love with? Then she too must be a small witch.

50pseamer Your wife is one of those gullible women whose pastors have made millions of naira from.

You need to defend your mother more and more. Don’t let one wife disrespect her like that. Also thread carefully as you are abroad. If your local laws favour women, then she can send you to prison with a few well placed lies and some basic manipulative actions.

Think 4 steps ahead.

Me, I won’t live with any woman who believes my mother is a witch and even has the guts to say it to my face.

I won’t talk on the fact that she is withholding sex to punish you.

It appears you have successfully married your enemy.

Datboredberry:
You sure? I think women can... They find it easier to be celibate...

buygala:
In my car while commuting home in evening traffic


That's when I catch up with all the misfortune occuring in Abuja


And believe you me...a lot of people are unfortunate in this town ...and many more are getting unfortunate

BusterG:
No be small Matter ooo.

Thank God say the buyers even reach their destination oooo.

Righteousness2:
Wonderful woman! That is a Good one.
The Man is a Foolish man.
The Woman lacks Wisdom.

How do you marry a man without due diligence and check to know if he is married or not?

Jeromejnr:
Because Nigerians love blaming the wrong people. Every issue even a local government issue is blamed on Buhari. Meanwhile the councilors, governors e.t.c are chopping the money meant for development of certain places.

When they can't blame the right people, how will they get the solutions they seek?

Virus99:
I didn't upload any. I uploaded SMEDAN certificate in its place.

I don't think they will accept those certificates you mentioned

Dozylala90:
There is now provision for a guarantor form to be downloaded and signed in the court of law. Kindly go on and do the needful guys.

dadabashua1:
from my personal experience, it was significant honestly I find the corolla way more fuel efficient than the Camry.

dadabashua1:
for sure corolla without thinking twice self... Newer,better fuel economy,better resale value,a bit more reliable, infact I will pick 2003 corolla over 2005 camry big daddy.

dadabashua1:
I've used both cars in the past and still have 2008 corolla,trust me the Camry is faster bro

dadabashua1:
Camry is also faster,its has 136 horspower,while 2003 corolla has 130 horsepower,while 2004-2008 corolla has 126 horsepower.

dadabashua1:
no its not, 1999 Camry is bigger than 2003-2008 corolla Sir(bigger here I'm talking about in size not price) the Camry is way spacious than the corolla.

dadabashua1:
The corolla is the newer model of the two,and also is more fuel efficient than the Camry,Camry is bigger than the corolla,I will pick the corolla.

BusterG:
My brother....

Make I no lie to you..

You see that Ur reliable "oldie", just ensure say somebody son no do wayo buy am from u oo.

Stick to rest of mind and reliability ooo..

I no wetin I dey tell u o

Kelvin30286063:
My own story will make people wonder why Nigeria mechanics still exist.
Out of all the 1000 and 1 problems my car has been giving me since I've been using this guy, he did the one that nearly took my life 2 weeks ago.

I wanted to travel to Lagos so I took my car to him for inspection before embarking on the journey. It's my way of life. I always want to be able to trust my car 100% percent when I'm embarking on a trip so I always check everything before any trip be it short or long.
This particular day, I told him to check the car cuz I'm feeling some kind of vibration on the suspensions. Take out the tires and check the whole suspension. That was my word.
I left his place and went to work in my wife's car then came back in thr evening to pick up the car. He said he has done everything, I can go to Lagos in peace. Don't worry bros.
Okay, thanks. I saw that the car was dirty so I said I should take it to a car wash down the road.
To my shock and surprise... While I was speeding at 60km/hr, my right side front wheel came off! I nearly lost control! The wheel pulled and damaged my fender!
WTF! This is an ACURA 2012! I have been driving this car for a year now, nothing like this has ever happened to me! I came out of the car and inspected. Lo and behold, 3 nuts from the suspension is right there on the ground. The came off. The ball joint nut, the upper arm nut and another nut I don't even know where it came from.
What the fvck! I called him and he said he's on his way, I nearly slapped him when he got there. Oga said he forgot to tighten the nuts!
That day I vowed never to see him again. Imagine if this happened on my way to Lagos and I'm driving 120km!

Last Las, I couldn't go to Lagos the next day cuz my fender looked terrible and I was so worried that something else will happen!

People that drove past me on the road that day before he got there said so many things! Some were like how can this happen to this latest car! Lol
Some were like chai, Honda and wahala, some even said I'm careless cuz it only happens to careless people. That was the day I actually understand that people don't care to know how it happened, they just want to judge immediately.

Now I have to drive 40 minutes to a standard auto shop went I want to check my car. I told them to review everything he has done. Shit, you need to see so many wrong doings! He once told me to change my timing belt and tensioner cuz my car hesitates a little sometimes so I ordered the timing belt and Adjuster but on getting to this new guys, I discovered that there was a little hole in my emission pipe and that was the cause. Now I have an unused timing belt and Adjuster at home.

BusterG:
That Camry 2001 (Tiny Light and Wider light) are very very rugged and reliable cars.

Good one u got a great buy

BusterG:
Hope it's just the thread you stumbled upon oooo....

Cos some pple here na over-abused car them stumble upon oo.

Make I give Una another Tori.

One guy advertised a car in the Autos section and he honestly stated that the car does not "enter reverse"......

What cracked me up was the first comment on that advert.

The commenter was like :- " the car no enter reverse??. Ah Bros, this one na ahead ahead oooo"

I laff sotay water commot for my eye.

adanny01:
This is absolutely incorrect. 40L vs 12L for same journey? Even a w12 engine will not get that difference for same journey unless the fuel is leaking from tank to ground.