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Health / Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by Kekydiv(m): 12:08pm On Jun 22, 2023
ogbenimax007:
go buy skinny

Which one be “skinny” again baba!
Travel / Re: Lagos Electric BRT Buses Begin Operations by Kekydiv(m): 5:24pm On Jun 07, 2023
CivilEngineer90:
your iq seem very low, EVs don’t behave like fuel engines, when they are not working the power is conserved not utilized. The power used is the exact power required to be used!!

It is your IQ that’s low! you will tell me the use of an electric bus on bad roads!
Travel / Re: Lagos Electric BRT Buses Begin Operations by Kekydiv(m): 10:48pm On Jun 06, 2023
On which road? Instead of the government to construct good road but no they invested in an electric bus that only at Ijora to CMS traffic the battery will run down! Mstewww.. Misplaced priorities 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Family / Re: Are Women From Divorced Homes More Likely To Divorce? by Kekydiv(m): 9:43am On May 30, 2023
Letsmeet:
Please everyone, what's your opinion on this?
Is it wise to date a young lady from a divorced home?
If She is very nice, quiet, respectful, the most understanding person in the world, doesn't even quarrel. Has a good job and many other good qualities.
But if her parents are divorced, and live in the same area, and she lives with both of them.
What is the likelihood of her divorcing in future? Anyone with similar experiences please?
I don’t know what you people’s problem is for real! Nobody should get married na if they’re from polygamous homes cuz they can likely marry more than one person in future!
Health / Re: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by Kekydiv(m): 7:20pm On May 08, 2023
They are other infections more deadly than HIV/AIDS actually..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Reappoints Dabiri Arewa As NIDCOM Chairman by Kekydiv(m): 2:41pm On May 02, 2023
Okay
For a president that his tenure is remaining 2 days..
Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction by Kekydiv(m): 1:29pm On Apr 29, 2023
Biglol008:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls I need your advice. I’m married 28 years, no children yet. Newly wedded, I have a problem. I don’t last long on bed. I cum very quickly and it takes a long time like 4 hours for me to get another erection and most times it’s not very hard like my first erection.

I was told the nitric oxide in my body is low. Pls I need help. How do I boost my nitric oxide in my body or if there are any supplements let me buy.

I’m afraid if I don’t do anything now my wife might eventually cheat in the future. I no longer have my morning erection like some guys do. I have exercise, did ginger, garlic, bitter Kola nothing seems to be working.

What can I do to remedy my situation. Pls no talk of hospital health wise I’m very okay. No diabetics or anything no infection pls help me so I can save my marriage and my myself.
Ask the same person that told you that you have the “Nitric oxide” how to boost it na!
Career / Re: Waiting in The Waiting Room For 3:30mins by Kekydiv(m): 5:57pm On Apr 28, 2023
That’s a red flag 🚩 If I were you i would pick up my shoes and run!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Friends Eulogise Ex-beauty Queen, Emmanuella Anurika On Birthday Amidst Fanfare by Kekydiv(m): 5:46pm On Apr 28, 2023
Hotwest:
I use to fancy the female body before but recently I now see their boobs easily and most of these their cow like shapes. I no come dey like woman again

Their body somehow disgust me when I strip them naked...They only look good on clothes...Strip a typical Nigerian girl with 60watts bulb on u won't enjoy the sight of the full naked body

No o.. 60 watts bulb is too small, you would have use industrial light to even see their skeletal structure! Nonsense

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Food / Re: What’s This Animal Called? by Kekydiv(m): 8:23pm On Apr 14, 2023
Efechy:
Roast ova open flame outside, 2 get rid of d furs. Wash afta roasting, den split open d tummy clean out d insides chop d rest in2 small sizes. Wash nd cook like goat pepersoup with sentleaf. Enjoy ur bushmeat bt e sweet die.
Baba dey said what’s the name not the process 😏
Celebrities / Re: Ariana Grande's Body, Weight Loss, Spark Reactions. She Reacts by Kekydiv(m): 1:11pm On Apr 13, 2023
GREATIGBOMAN:
What was she expecting people to say?

You came out looking like Bonga fish and u expect people not to talk about it or drag you?

If you have cancer let us know on time

You’re not a nice person!
Celebrities / Re: Meet Aloy Of Abuja Who Has Anchored Weddings Of 5 Governors' Children by Kekydiv(m): 2:11pm On Mar 20, 2023
JohnnyPalmer:
This Writer must think we are fools grin grin grin

He was born in 1999
His dad died when he was in Jss3 at the age of 16
16+1999= 2015

Hold on, he had another 3 years to get to ss3, wrote jamb 3 times... That's 5 years

But miraculously he finished University in 2016/17
A year after his father died... Lol

You just open your wide mouth and say nonsense! Do you even read at all!!! He was born in 1991, it’s written there! But of course you can’t see it cuz you don’t read!

This man is over 30 years old

If una wan cap, make una dey cap with sense

MODIFIED: OP after being called out has edited the year of birth from 1999 to 1991, i remember he added that he was in his 20's and the youngest MC out there
Even the above poster said "24 indeed" grin
Nice one OP
Continue with the lies
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Thailand For Defrauding Women On Pretext Of Marriage by Kekydiv(m): 9:36am On Mar 17, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
grin
Its really embarrassing to be sharing a country with these people! Tueh

Irongalaxy
WannaHowzit
Skyview01

These are the people doing drugs in South Africa, and they're from a tribe called Igbo

Don’t let politicians ruin you! Cuz tribalism takes nobody anywhere rather it just splits up people for the benefit of politicians who love when people are divided!

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Crime / Re: 4-year-old Boy’s Genitals, Tongue, Eyes Removed In Abuja by Kekydiv(m): 5:19pm On Mar 09, 2023
It’s how some people can go the extra mile for wicked reasons and 100 years is the most any human can last on this earth of which at the age of 80+ the person is already a vegetable! Then you commit this kind of crime to humanity!

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by Kekydiv(m): 10:03am On Mar 03, 2023
Why didn’t you transfer some of the videos and pictures to your phones too as prove?? So that when you’re telling your friend it won’t seem as jealousy! If you come to me without any evidence i will see you as a very jealous person that wants to soil my relationship!
Politics / Re: Old Naira: Buhari, Emefiele Not Relevant After Presidential Election - Oshiomole by Kekydiv(m): 8:31am On Feb 22, 2023
burp18:
Is Obi not a fraudster? Obi is not even fit to be a local govt chairman in taraba State
I don’t know why some people are just daft!
Food / Re: The okra soup I prepared with chikini money by Kekydiv(m): 10:13pm On Feb 21, 2023
ahnie:
E come be melike the guy that sd the meat to me smoked weed, because it was unbelievable cheaper and plenty cheesy




You needed to see how I rushed paid him and movvvvved faster,before the weed go clear from his eyes cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hope it was cow/goat me oo.. not another meat from an unknown source grin
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom: Appeal Court Affirms Umo Eno As PDP Guber Candidate, Sacks Enyong by Kekydiv(m): 9:57pm On Feb 21, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
See illiterate ipob rejoicing for something supreme court will upturn.

PDP will have no candidate for this election.

Labour Party will win Akwa ibom governorship election.

Akwa ibom in the bag for Labour Party.

Abasi Ayaya oooo
This election is not about party anymore, it’s about competent people!
Politics / Re: Old Naira Notes Still Remain Legal Tender In Jigawa – Gov Badaru Dares Buhari by Kekydiv(m): 7:25am On Feb 17, 2023
This is where you will know that Nigeria has cabal and Godfathers.. if not how can Governors counter the words of a president? Is the President judgement not supposed to be final!
Politics / Re: More Than 2,000 APC And PDP Members Decamp To LP In Borno by Kekydiv(m): 8:35pm On Feb 16, 2023
Sirheny007:
Lol, them no reach 2000 Sha, but
Vote for Labour Party
Vote for ObiDatti.

Maybe some are outside, the hall no do them😌😌
Politics / Re: New Naira: Angry Protesters Destroy Banks In Benin City, Edo State (photos) by Kekydiv(m): 10:14pm On Feb 15, 2023
The people that did this if you check they don’t even bank with those banks! Just paid thugs..

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri to Peter Obi: 'Use Someones Backyard And Avoid Oversized Venues' by Kekydiv(m): 1:39pm On Feb 12, 2023
Can this one just shut up for once What is it!
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Nana Shares Deep Kiss With Female Housemate, Nelissa (Video) by Kekydiv(m): 1:36pm On Feb 12, 2023
Are people still watching this show
Politics / Re: Don’t Let Them Lie To You About Change Of Currency, Tinubu Blows Hot (Video) by Kekydiv(m): 8:52pm On Feb 01, 2023
It’s the lady’s facial expression on the red hat for me..🤣
Health / Re: Pharmacist Placed On Oxygen Support In Hospital Dies Due To Prolong Power Outage by Kekydiv(m): 7:14am On Jan 21, 2023
skedman:
It can never be Lagos
Government hospitals in Lagos state generate their own light inclusive of primary health center

Shut up! Was it not the same Lagos hospital they rushed that BBN star(Rico) to when he had accident and they lost him based on inefficiency/carelessness!
Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Shows Off Football Skills (Photos) by Kekydiv(m): 12:10pm On Jan 18, 2023
This man gives me joy anytime i see him! I too like the man cheesy
Politics / Re: How Obi Set New Standard For African Politicians — Ghanaian Cleric, Kwadwo by Kekydiv(m): 12:00am On Jan 18, 2023
BigSarah:
Yeah Obi is good, but he's going nowhere.

Vote Atiku say no to rookies and drug barons

You’re just a wicked person.. you know the man is good, you said it yourself.. Then why advocating for someone else?
Politics / Re: How Obi Set New Standard For African Politicians — Ghanaian Cleric, Kwadwo by Kekydiv(m): 11:56pm On Jan 17, 2023
This coming election is the most anticipated election in the history of Nigeria politics! Never ever in Nigeria politics has a mushroom party from nowhere gain popularity under months! What is coming is big! What is coming is revolutionary!!
Celebrities / Re: May Death Take Me Before My Time If I Am Gay - Designer Yomi Casual by Kekydiv(m): 3:09pm On Jan 16, 2023
No be today we know say that kind of swear no dey work! I know how many times my sister said “if na me thief the meat from pot let okada jam me” till tomorrow nothing has happened to her! And na she thief the meat grin.. All i know is that in every rumor there’s an atom of truth!

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Politics / Re: 20,350 APC Members Defect To PDP In Bauchi by Kekydiv(m): 3:04pm On Jan 16, 2023
Cow like behavior… confused people! Politics is taking another shape in Nigeria now, it’s not about the stupid parties anymore but individuals who have working plans!
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar: More Nigerians Poorer, Miserable Than They Were In 2015 by Kekydiv(m): 2:53pm On Jan 16, 2023
Politicians can talk down anything just so as to look good in the eyes of the masses.. same person talking as if he has not looted money from the country!

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Fashion / Re: R’bonney Gabriel Crowned Miss Universe 2022 by Kekydiv(m): 12:41am On Jan 16, 2023
God1000:

So miss universe is different from miss world.

Too many miss this, miss that.

From Miss local government to miss state, country, continent and global.

Someone just reminded me of miss nairaland as well, though I'm not sure if we have one, who is the person?


And they live lavishly

Na waoo



Miss universe means she is the “Miss” of you too and the entire space both aliens and spirit combined grin

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