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[color=#CD1076]Give it up guy...We are talking about a woman here... you can't win this war!!! [/color]

BUHARI is even too long for a dog name


Dog names should be monosyllabic or disyllabic like BINGO or JACK or 'LION'

LordAdam:
Please, is your name is Joseph?

You can dream eh!

Here's the thing, what will happen in post-2019 is that we will be more immune from the currency volatility. The exchange rate at that time, which would certainly be over $1/N500 will not magically reduce. The only thing would be that like it was from 2004 to 2014 when the Naira lost less than 25% in value, post 2020, our currency will be more stable against foreign currencies and not lose a lot of its value when next the economy tanks.

As at 2014, we had already reduced our import bill from #1.1t to roughly #700b. With the fall in value of the naira, that inevitably will increase up back to #1t. Anyway, programs like the CBN ABP should send it back down in the near future.

I really pity Buhari, because things would only begin to shape up in late 2018, when the election period will be entering full swing (assuming the price of oil does not go past $70 per barrel between now and then). By that time, Nigerians would have had enough for him. But unfortunately, he'd still continue ruling if he so wishes. The primary reason why is because he is retired Fulani general who doubles as the incumbent president and has his kinsmen in all the sensitive security and electoral positions.

In the future, Nigerians would look back at the 2015- 2019 period as the worse democratic period in the nation's history. The history books will not be kind to Buhari.

-Lord

dream on boy!

and to think that you just ask if someone is Joseph?

Dear Lawd... Inside that yesternight cold fa..

decatalyst:
All I see are jobless youths seeking relevance, probably in an unjust way.

you just didn't get it.. did you?

They tagged it:

"We are the bravest and most proudest unmasked group in Nigeria. We are called the NDA reload (Northern Deadly Avengers) and this is our battle field"

Well done guys..

copied from Mamman Ibrahim's facebook page

From past experience... this programme is unreliable, hopeless and annoying

I even think it is sponsored by the Immigration guys every year to get as many Nigerians as possible to come for passport cos record shows that they make a killing from Nigerians whenever the useless programme comes up as everyone rushes to get a passport from them to try their luck

This is not to discourage anyone tho. There is no harm in trial..

saaedlee:
Sent

thanx bro..

Saaedlee pls help a brother with the form

drabdulalkali@gmail.com

Boy..

[color=#CD1076]if you're not using Marshmallow Launcher (aka Alphadroid Launcher), then you are missing alot
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[color=#CD1076]The pic below is wrong in every sense...only a few will understand what I mean... [/color]

When person they think about wetin hin wan chop this afternoon

na to comot breast u go they think?

Aiye awon oyibo ti ta

guy.. thousands of people get this everyday



Let us know when you get the job

Na the koko be that!

Hoe Kay o..

This is not new... It has been like that from day 1

do you call this photogrid pictures of the said dead girl with Unical maingate video

kontinu..

RIP to her tho..

[color=#CD1076]It's all delay strategy joor

and come to think of it...why is this information coming from a PA to the vice president?

Is he the right person to give out this extension information?

Isn't their an Npower team constituted to do this job?

If the team feel they still need more applicants..shouldn't they say so themselves.. ?

That 'Challenger' VP and his PA should go and sit down somewhere joor..

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[color=#CD1076]I would rather get 15G for that N500 with Airtel

Yes.. 15G (that's 1.5G for N50 ten times)

over many nights of my choice..[/color]

saiNDAvengers:
They should immediately rush to Ogun state before our Afonja folks dismember him for rituals

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I bet you wanted to type ..rush to Okija Shrine

did you even realise how dumb you sound?! [/color]

[color=#CD1076]They re just suffering the dead if you ask me..

RIP his soul find eternal peace.. [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Don't know her... abeg who know her here? [/color]

NigerianScholar:
Abeg tell me the answer

Check third comment..

This is brilliant..

VictorRomanov:
Why would I try again when I got it right.

You did very well but e remain small.

VictorRomanov:
One-half

Try again sir!

Reserved for the correct pronunciation!

Lalasticlala give it a try

[color=#CD1076]modified:[/color]
It's actually pronounced one half (without the hyphen)
Or
or simply a half (in a sentence)

@ VictorRomanov, Obinoscopy well done!

To learn more about fractions go to https://english.stackexchange.com%2Fquestions%2F72614%2Fwhy-does-one-half-have-no-hyphen-but-two-thirds-does&why=i_list&service_id=803478443041409

I actually tried this among my friends and found out 9 out of 10 pronounced the number: [size=22]½[/size] wrongly..

Now,,how do you pronounce it?

[color=#CD1076]There were two sisters....
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) & the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the house.
SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes ?
I wonder what he wants.
SL : It's logical.
He wants to rape us.
SM : Oh, no !
At this rate he will reach us in 4 minutes at the most !
What can we do?
SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.....
SM : It's not working.
SL : Of course it's not working.
The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do?
At this rate he will reach us in 2 minutes.
SL : The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way & I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.

Man follows Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the house and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then within few minutes Sister Logical arrives.

SM : Sister Logical !
Thank God you are here !
Tell me what happened ??
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed Me
SM : Yes, yes !
But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And ?
SL : The only logical thing happened.
He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear !
What did you do ?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister !
What did the Man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM :Oh, no !
What happened next ?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister ?
A Girl with her dress up can run faster than Man with his pants down !

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for You !.....

So be Logical not Calculative...!!!

Dont Forget To Hit Like And Share With Your Loved ones. [/color]