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[color=#CD1076]Here is a list of things you need to teach your Child(ren) at early age:

1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.

2: Avoid Getting Dressed in front of your child once he/ she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.

3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife' or 'my husband'

4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values of sex . If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values.

8: It is always advisable you go through any new Material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.

9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your
cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child visit often.

10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

11: Blacklist some materials/ associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

12. Let your child understand the value of standing out of the crowd.

13: Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them. Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.

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[color=#CD1076]Ok..I need to ask: how old are you? Are you married?
If not ..I suggest you should be thinking in that direction. Most of the after-effects of quitting mastubation are more of psychological hence the anxiety you feel but the neurological disturbances are sure new ones..I'd suggest you see another Consultant Neurologist...

Try to always relax, exercise, avoid extremely hard work, and lastly have sex....yes sex but this time with your wife (why I made the above suggestion). Your body functions are already conditioned to the excessive sexually stimulating activity via mastubation over the years hence they react when you suddenly withdrew without replacing with another (legal) activity.

Most importantly don't stay too far away from God. From personal experience I can testify that He is a Master Specialist in removing any kind of anxiety when you wholeheartedly seek His face.

Cheers!

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[color=#CD1076]OK I ready need to ask:



who these massive pictures epp?[/color]

[color=#CD1076]And I'm still stuck at Jellybean with my R7

still enjoying it sha waiting for android Q[/color]

[color=#CD1076]THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR BODY..

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body.
Through the years I would take a guess at the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, “My ears, Mommy.”
She said, “No. Many people are deaf yet they manage. I will ask you again soon.”

Several years passed before she asked me again. So this time I told her, “Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.”
She looked at me and told me, ”Incorrect. There are many people in World who are blind.”
Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, “No. I shall wait for right answer , my child.”

Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried. I remember that especially because I seldom saw him cry. My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather. She asked me, “Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?” .
She saw the confusion on my face and told me, “This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why. But today is the day you need to get the answer.”
She looked down at me . I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, “My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.” I asked, “Is it because it holds up my head?”
She replied, “No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.”

It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did . But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you always know they are there to lend their shoulder.

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[quote author=Mc.Carlito post=46928779]Nothing shocks me anymore expessially coming from Ibadan.... Trust me this is just a few of some shokers happening around there...
I've seen a lot worse from some Ibadan peeps as they always tend to be diabolic both in ways and actions...










No pun intended but the truth be told...[/quote][color=#CD1076]Damn..your English shocks the hell outta me..dude! [/color]

[color=#CD1076]THE HEART OF A TEACHER...MUST READ.

A young man, a student was taking a walk with a professor who was known for his kindness. As they went along, they saw lying in the path a pair of old shoes, which they supposed belonged to a poor man who was employed in a field close by, and who had nearly finished his day’s work.

The student turned to the professor, saying: “Let us play the man a trick: we will hide his shoes, and conceal ourselves behind bushes, and wait to see his confusion when he cannot find them.” “My young friend,” answered the professor, “we should
never amuse ourselves at the expense of the poor.
But you are rich and can give yourself much greater pleasure this way
Put a coin into each shoe, and We watch to see how the discovery affects him.” The student did so and they both placed themselves behind the bushes close by.
The poor man soon finished his work, and came across the field to the path where he had left his coat and shoes.

While putting on his coat he slipped his foot into one of his shoes; but feeling something hard,
he stooped down to feel what it was, and found the coin. He was absolutely astonished . He gazed upon the coin, turned it round, and looked at it again and again. He then looked around him on all sides but no person was to be seen.

He now put the money into his pocket, and proceeded to put on the other shoe; but his surprise was doubled on finding the other coin. His feelings overcame him; he fell upon his knees, looked up to heaven and uttered aloud a fervent thanksgiving thanking some unknown hand which would save his sick wife and his children who were without bread.

The student stood there deeply affected, and his eyes filled with tears.
“Now,” said the professor, “are you not much better pleased than if you had played your wicked trick?”
The youth replied, “You have taught me a lesson which I will never forget. I feel now the truth of those words, which I never understood before: ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

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ok guys...whatever you do tomorrow...don't forget to give your vote to whom the crown fit the most

[size=22]MIMZY[/size] all the way![/color]

[color=#CD1076] He sold you a cloned version...

looks like the man is not new in the fraudulent business

get military men like some suggested above (as soon as possible). [/color]

[color=#CD1076] He sold you a cloned version...

looks like the man is not new in the fraudulent business

get military men like some suggested above (as soon as possible). [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Scam alert!

Why would Facebook want to hack its own website?![/color]

Ofemmanu1:
oh thanks!
I've got 2044mb left, and it stood at it after some hours surfing.
That means; something is hidden bout the offer.
It's a rip off!
Pple should stay clear off it.

[color=#CD1076]you are probably on a plan where you get data bonus on every recharge... So what you'very been browsing with is the bonus hence why you data was still intact..

The plan is working ... it's for 2G and it's not a trick(it's official!)

I don't understand this argument back & forth...[/color]

dnatz call me if you can see this


lost my phone since last week..

rummeh:
They are facts.. I think we should know

[color=#CD1076]k[/color]

[color=#CD1076]you should specify the kind of game and for what kind of device.

but try revdl.com
(Google search 'name of game you want' 'revdl.com') [/color]

[color=#CD1076]nice info tho


but seriously don't know what to do wiv it[/color]

[color=#CD1076] that thing has scam written all over it

They first tell you it's free then turn around and ask you to pay 10k

can't you see it[/color]

[color=#CD1076]how does a black man get red cheek ...how??[/color]

[color=#CD1076]grand deception...the Nigerian style


Dear Lord ..what did we do?


but why always corn?..if they want to show us they feel our pains, me think they should try drinking 'garri' on the street ...it'd be epic![/color]

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It's cool!

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That's weird of him tho!

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[color=#CD1076]It will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this
window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'

Must share this beautiful story with everyone.[/color]

zelexotunla:
. Pls bro,how and where are you downloading your series from?

go to 02tvseries.com...

[color=#CD1076]If you try repeating your registration and it tells you your BVN, email and phone number has already been used.... it means the system has accepted your registration

Just go and patiently be checking your mail (with which you registered)..you will get a congratulatory message in 2-3days

I hope this settles that![/color]

[color=#CD1076]8 Amazing Facts....

1. The most dangerous feeling is jealousy. It creates insecurity. Insecurity creates hatred, and hatred kills you softly.

2. A 5 minute cold shower can “shock” your body awake — The change in temperature relieves fatigue and increases mental alertness.

3. People are more likely to focus and pay attention when soft music is playing in the background.

4. The person on your mind while you're unable to sleep is usually responsible for your happiness, pain or both.

5. Kissing causes the body to release high amounts of oxytocin, boosting your mood and lowering levels of stress.

6. Never say "sorry" to another driver after a car accident. It's an admission of guilt and could be used
against you in court.

7. The smell of rain can literally relieve stress and improve your mood by over 60%!

8. Spending too much time doing homework can lead to a state of chronic depression.[/color]

I notice this too but wasn't too sure

tried downloading a 35MB series and found out about 80MB was gone..

THIS IS CORRUPTION YOU KNOW..

[color=#CD1076]now that's a throwback of life

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[color=#CD1076]20 GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE.

1) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4) When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

6) Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

8.) Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

9) In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

10) Don't judge people by their relatives.

11) Talk slowly but think quickly.

12) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

13) Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

14) Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

16) Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

18) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

19) Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

20) Spend some time alone to think what you can give to this world.

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[color=#CD1076]Why Should I Feel Bad?: A True Story

Once, there was this guy, who was in love with a girl. She wasn’t the most beautiful and gorgeous but for him, she was everything. He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends told him, “why do you dream so much about her, when you don’t even know if she loves you or not? First tell her your feelings, and get to know if she likes you or not”.

He felt that was the right way. The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her. One day when he proposed, she rejected him. His friends thought he would take alcohol, drugs etc and ruin his life. To their surprise, he was not depressed.

When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied, “‘why should I feel bad? I lost one who never loved me and she lost the one who really loved and cared for her.”

Moral: True Love is Hard to Get. Love is all about giving to other person without greed of gaining anything in return, if other person rejects it, its him/her who will be losing the most important thing in life. So never feel dejected/rejected.

Have a good night!!![/color]

[color=#CD1076]they don start be that o


Providus..... sounds greek tho[/color]