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Politics › Re: Contractor Resumes Work On Kano-Maiduguri, Potiskum-Damaturu Expressway by Kelklein(m): 11:28am On Jun 15, 2016

Politics › Re: Contractor Resumes Work On Kano-Maiduguri, Potiskum-Damaturu Expressway by Kelklein(m): 11:28am On Jun 15, 2016*

[color=#CD1076]A pencil story !!!!

Once upon a time...
A boy was watching his grandmother write a letter. At one point he asked:
‘Are you writing a story about what we’ve done? Is it a story about me?’
His grandmother stopped writing her letter and said to her grandson:
I am writing about you actually, but more important than the words is the pencil I’m using. I hope you will be like this pencil when you grow up.’

Intrigued, the boy looked at the pencil. It didn’t seem very special. ‘But it’s just like any other pencil I’ve ever seen!’

‘That depends on how you look at things. It has five qualities which, if you manage to hang on them, will make you a person who is always at peace with the world.’

‘First quality: you are capable of great things, but you must never forget that there is a hand guiding your steps. We call that hand God, and He always guides us according to His will.’

‘Second quality: now and then, I have to stop writing and use a sharpner. That makes the pencil suffer a little, but afterwards, he’s much sharper. So you, too, must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows, because they will make you a better person.

‘Third quality: the pencil always allows us to use an eraser to rub out any mistakes. This means that correcting something we did is not necessarily a bad thing; it helps to keep us on the road to justice.’

‘Fourth quality: what really matters in a pencil is not its wooden exterior, but the graphite inside. So always pay attention to what is happening inside you.’

‘Finally, the pencil’s fifth quality: it always leaves a mark. in just the same way, you should know that everything you do in life will leave a mark, so try to be conscious of that in your every action’

Dont Forget To Hit Like And Share among your friends.. [/color]

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kelklein(m): 2:09pm On Jun 14, 2016

DaveONchE:
SSC is different from DSSC
For SSC
b. Be a male or female between the ages of 24 and 29 years by October 2016.

For DSSC
b. Be a male or female between the ages of 22 and 35 years, while medical consultants be not more than 40 years of age by October 2016.

Read Full Here: http://www.nigerianarmyms.ng/pages.php?pgid=39

I know...'s why I was wondering when the guy said 24

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kelklein(m): 2:06pm On Jun 14, 2016

DaveONchE:
SSC is different from DSSC
For SSC
b. Be a male or female between the ages of 24 and 29 years by October 2016.

For DSSC
b. Be a male or female between the ages of 22 and 35 years, while medical consultants be not more than 40 years of age by October 2016.
I know...'s why I was wondering when the guy said 24

Read Full Here: http://www.nigerianarmyms.ng/pages.php?pgid=39

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kelklein(m): 12:31am On Jun 14, 2016

tataiwo09:
I've applied successfully....but I got to kno d age level...dt by october one sud be 24years....whereas my own 24 will be November...am I safe?

Are you sure the age criteria you saw was for DSSC/SSC

I just can't understand why some guys keep mixing 'DSSC/SSC Application' up with 'Army Recruitment'... They are not the same.

Read below:

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
3. All applicants must satisfy the following conditions:
a. Be a Nigerian as defined in the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
b. Be a male or female between the ages of 22 and 35 years, while medical consultants be not more than 40 years of age by October 2016.
c......

or you just might have been in the wrong forum all the while.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Aspiring Police Specialists Forum by Kelklein(m): 9:23am On Jun 12, 2016

@op...thanks for opening this thread... I have been looking for something like this..

*carries chair*
*bookmarks thread*

Romance › Re: What Is You Take On This Pix by Kelklein(m): 9:17am On Jun 12, 2016

[color=#CD1076]probably he thinks the name sound sweet..

reminds me of when we were younger..one of our friends asked us to call 'Harmattan'
before he realized the meaning, it was too late

we still call him that to this day..[/color]

Romance › Re: What Is You Take On This Pix by Kelklein(m): 9:17am On Jun 12, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Steps Out In Sexy Black Cut-out Dress by Kelklein(m): 9:12am On Jun 12, 2016

[color=#CD1076]damn..photoedit gone wrong.. [/color]

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Politics › Re: 4 Times Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Confused Us With His Grammar by Kelklein(m): 9:08am On Jun 12, 2016

would like to hear his opinion on the present state of our economy tho..

Phones › Re: Hot: How To Cheat Mtn With Mtn Beta Talk by Kelklein(m): 8:42am On Jun 12, 2016

Aminu212:
What am saying is that when you recharge N1000, you will be given N2000 bonus and the N1000 that you recharge will be intact. that's the airtime you will be converting into cash.

oga..that 'intact' N1000 is not recoverable on betatalk, maybe on some other plans but not on betatalk

Phones › Re: Hot: How To Cheat Mtn With Mtn Beta Talk by Kelklein(m): 8:13am On Jun 12, 2016

did you just 'reason' this or you have actually tried it

cos it's impossible to recover an airtime that a bonus has been given because of.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Teacher Corps Programme: Incoming Aspirants, Let's Meet Here by Kelklein(m): 8:01am On Jun 12, 2016

Haryohdeji:
what time will u have when u will surely be occupied from Monday-Friday

trust me..it's not as serious as you think

I did SUREP-GIS, so I say this from experience..

Romance › Re: 6 Ways To Get A Girlfriend Without Spending Much In This Hard Times by Kelklein(m): 10:23pm On Jun 11, 2016*

[color=#CD1076]THE 99 CLUB. . . .

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, 'Why are you so happy?'

The man replied, 'Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.'
The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, I believe that the servant Has not been made part of The 99 Club.'
'The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?' the King inquired.
The advisor replied, 'Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep.'
When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy...
So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins.
He wondered, 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!'

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.
Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.
From that day, the servant's life was changed.
He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin.

He stopped singing while he worked.
Witnessing this drastic transformation,the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.'

He continued, 'The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and Striving for that extra 1, saying to themselves: 'Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.'

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

That's the "Club 99"

If you liked this story then please share with everyone.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Lai Mohammed,Olu Jacobs,Joke Silva,Eniola Badmus,Aneke Storm PH 4 AMAA2016#(pics by Kelklein(m): 10:09pm On Jun 11, 2016

Career › Re: My First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by Kelklein(m): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2016

[color=#CD1076]what da f*#k is this?! [/color]

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Teacher Corps Programme: Incoming Aspirants, Let's Meet Here by Kelklein(m): 8:50pm On Jun 11, 2016

anthney87:
If you are a wise and sensible graduate you won't apply for the teachers corp cos of 23,000 pay. I advise go get a skill and the knowledge to excellent in ur future.
Rem it is a contract stuff for two years. his can u a graduate who studied engineering medicals etc go be a teacher waste ur time and knowledge doing a job out if ur profession that won't benefit u. pick a skill related to ur course get trained and excel it will transform u.

The programme doesn't stop anyone from doing everything you listed above..

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Politics › Re: Expose On Niger Delta Avengers (pictures) by Kelklein(m): 8:46pm On Jun 11, 2016

[color=#CD1076] smh.. if only we have better intelligence in this country..[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Obama's Daughter's Graduation-see What Was Written On Her Cap by Kelklein(m): 8:43pm On Jun 11, 2016

hmm

Phones › Re: Which App Can Do This? by Kelklein(m): 9:57am On Jun 10, 2016

[color=#CD1076]The app is AUTODESK SKETCHBOOK
but it's not easy to use...someone may
need to teach you

or simply google how to use it! [/color]

Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ajimobi, El-Rufai And Aregbesola Laugh So Hard At Launch Of Free Meal by Kelklein(m): 4:33pm On Jun 09, 2016*

[color=#CD1076]and why did El-rufai decide to wear Buhari's
style of attire today?

am I missing something?!  [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Signed Rihana-Look-Alike, Lucy Because Of The Resemblance? (photos) by Kelklein(m): 12:19pm On Jun 09, 2016

[color=#CD1076]there is no denying it

she's beautiful

but I think it's hightime she started singing 

cos all this nyash-flaunting won't take her far in the industry.. [/color]

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Politics › Re: Some Facts 2 Know Abt Ménière Disease,The Ear Infection Buhari Is Suffering From by Kelklein(m): 8:57am On Jun 07, 2016

is it affecting his both ears or only one..

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Bello Floors Faleke At Kogi Tribunal by Kelklein(m): 1:04pm On Jun 06, 2016

just where is lalasticlala and mynd44 when you need them..

Celebrities › Re: SHOCKER!!! 2 Beautiful Women Paraded Unclad For Stealing 100k In Abuja - by Kelklein(m): 7:26am On Jun 06, 2016

[color=#CD1076] bloody lying bloggers 


These are pictures of women suspected of carrying bombs in Abuja sometimes in 2014.

They were caught, stripped unclad and beaten blue and black before being handed over to the police..[/color]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Kelklein(m): 12:19am On Jun 06, 2016

[color=#CD1076] please has anyone under the specialist category gotten a mail?[/color]

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Crime › Re: Graphic Photos From The Aluu Killing - Viewer Discretion Is Advised by Kelklein(m): 11:55pm On Jun 05, 2016

[color=#CD1076]botu why?

just when you thought it could never get worse that Fulani herdsmen..[/color]

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by Kelklein(m): 4:13pm On Jun 03, 2016*

[color=#CD1076]ok seen

Make Amaechi run go do scanning o

I no wan hear say![/color]

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by Kelklein(m): 4:13pm On Jun 03, 2016*

[color=#CD1076]I need to see him well..[/color]

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unpaid Graduate Internship Scheme (GIS) Stipends: An Appeal by Kelklein(op): 12:14am On Jun 01, 2016

The thing is, action as simple as carrying placards to protest in this country could cost someone their life. They will shoot you. That is the level we have degenerated to.

The interns would like to enjoin all Nairalanders reading this to help push their course more on Twitter using the hashtag #FGPayGISInterns and mention as many media personalities, politicians, Government officials and offices as possible.

Thank you..

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