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Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Shades Daddy Freeze by KELVINXY: 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
bisqit:
hi, help with advice. I got this job offer. Mon to saturday, 9 to 6pm. Is it ok?

Greetings chief

Well, you will have to consider
The pay..
The nature of the job
The distance from your current abode

How much you spend to and fro then multiply by 26days
Plus your lunch for 26days (maybe?) Then subtrate all these from your proposed salary, if the take home is worth it to you then you are good to go.
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by KELVINXY: 9:54pm On Aug 31, 2023
Just keep your Bible at home if you have plans of going there wink
IYKYK grin
Romance / Re: What Does This Mean? by KELVINXY: 10:00am On Jul 17, 2023
eDarlling:


Get the fork out of here.

Funny you....
The only explanation is that you must be a foodie grin

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Romance / Re: What Does This Mean? by KELVINXY: 7:18am On Jul 17, 2023
Today is Monday.....focus on reality undecided

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Health / Re: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by KELVINXY: 8:02am On Jul 14, 2023
JobAndVacancies:
someone just recommended the reload drugs for me.
Does it make one gain weight and make one fresh?

It does....
But it's a gradual gain and you will notice your skin glowing

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Politics / Re: What's The Best Response To"i Love You" From Someone You Have No Feelings For by KELVINXY: 12:54pm On Jul 07, 2023
I think the question should be....
Does replying I LOVE YOU TOO mean you are automatically in a relationship with the person?

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Celebrities / Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by KELVINXY: 10:57am On Jun 28, 2023
I'm struggling these days to differentiate between David and Solomon

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Education / Re: Pharmacy ,Nursing Or Dentistry : by KELVINXY: 6:26am On May 13, 2023
Go for pharmacy.

Don't ask me why
Just believe me.

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Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Grandmother Is A Witch by KELVINXY: 9:46am On Apr 19, 2023
You are a fool for calling your granny a witch and for also wasting my time and data. angry

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Career / Re: Should An Employee Attend To Work Calls/mails On Weekends by KELVINXY: 9:28pm On Apr 03, 2023
Image123:


This is a very poor work stereotype. You don't have to come home exhausted everyday or hardly have time to sort out some minor family issues at home. It doesn't have to be your boss calling you from work. Call from work doesn't have to be TO work but can range from giving information to giving approval, to negotiation, to helping out a newbie, to correction to etc.
Work life balance is not necessarily irresponsibility or not giving a damn as soon as you close from work.

Well,
This shows your priorities...
I put in all my best during the week days, making sure that I tidy up all the loose ends before weekend, so anything that comes up later will be attended to on my own terms.
Career / Re: Should An Employee Attend To Work Calls/mails On Weekends by KELVINXY: 5:06pm On Apr 03, 2023
Image123:


What has responding to call or email got to do with all these?


You work 5 days a week, even 6 days for some and 8am to 5pm and you come home exhausted everyday hardly have time to sort out some minor family issues at home.
What is your boss calling you for? If it's not to work? Is it to wish you happy weekend? undecided

All I'm saying is....
Take a time off work during weekends and take care of your family if you have started one already.
Your children needs their father too and not just their mom.
Or you will grow old wondering why your kids barely shows any affection to you. sad

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Career / Re: Should An Employee Attend To Work Calls/mails On Weekends by KELVINXY: 11:17am On Apr 03, 2023
Image123:
Why not. Do all things to the glory of God. What you sow is what you reap. If the company goes down because of your laissez faire attitude, you will also be out of job. If the company grows and doesn't lose because of your diligence, something somewhere someday will pay you.

Don't forget you have a family to run and take care of also,
Your presence matters a lot to your household,
Your wife needs you, so does your children

You can provide for them financially but still fail as a father,
Which will hit you back when you get old.

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Crime / Re: 5 Men Burnt To Death For Allegedly Trying To Steal Tricycle In Onitsha (Graphic) by KELVINXY: 10:53pm On Mar 26, 2023
Unrated900:
Chai this is babaric
Igbos are enemies of igbos

If this is done to fellow igbos,
How about if it were to be other tribe
When has igbo land turned this....
Igbo land that used to be peaceful is now shit

If you care so much about a fellow igbo why steal from him

From what I heard from some people living close to where this happened, they said this group has been doing this and even killed one keke rider recently and stole his keke. undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Be Sincere With Me, What Will 5k Do For You Right Now by KELVINXY: 12:01pm On Feb 09, 2023
I need to fill my gas....it will go a long way

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Crime / Re: Newly-Employed NSCDC Officer Killed By Bandits At Mining Site In Kaduna (Photos) by KELVINXY: 11:35pm On Jan 11, 2023
May you never become popular only when you are dead....
Family / Re: What Is the experience getting married to A Medical Doctor? by KELVINXY: 11:50am On Jan 09, 2023
With all due respect.....
You are a fool.

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Romance / Re: The Ghanian Giant Reported To Be The World's Tallest Man.. by KELVINXY: 11:13pm On Jan 03, 2023
I want to take this opportunity to thank God for the decent height he gave me.. grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Which Of These Moi Moi Do You Prefer by KELVINXY: 4:04pm On Nov 16, 2022
Moi moi wrapped with Leaves is always spiritual,

Your enjoyment starts once you begin to unwrap it grin
if you know what I mean grin wink

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Ignores IPOB, Fixes Campaign Rallies In Anambra, Imo On Mondays by KELVINXY: 11:43am On Nov 04, 2022
Benwallt:
What if other zones declare sit at home too? Are we going to be able to move? I hope he doesn't get killed, it could the beginning of the end of sit at home in the East. It will add more acceptance to the books of the in coming president.

I understand where you are driving to but does it worth risking the lives of thousand supporters.
What's the point.?
An activity FG couldn't stop
Politics / Re: Tinubu Ignores IPOB, Fixes Campaign Rallies In Anambra, Imo On Mondays by KELVINXY: 1:19am On Nov 04, 2022
candidtalk:


Are you crazy? Should candidates not be able to campaign everywhere? Has Obi not been campaigning in the SW and even North?

You people are everywhere in millions but restricting other Nigerians in the SE. Shameless and aberrant Jokers.

The joke is on you
Knowing fully well that Mondays are sit at home in SE and still fix such day as a campaign day.?
Goodluck.!

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Religion / Re: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by KELVINXY: 11:22am On Oct 23, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


They were evils like you and turn by turn your turn is coming.

Who are you to decide who is evil and who is not.?

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Gaming / Re: CODM Is Rubbish by KELVINXY: 11:18pm On Oct 20, 2022
For starters
You were given your fellow BOTs…
Advance in the game and you will see your egotistic self struggling to be amongst top 10..with real players

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Takes Boat Ride, Visit, Commiserate & Donates #5,000,000.00 To Flood V by KELVINXY: 11:15pm On Oct 20, 2022
There’s a big difference between RULERSHIP and LEADERSHIP

Obi leads by example..
Science/Technology / Re: Billions Of Snow Crabs Disappear From Waters In Alaska , USA ( Pics) by KELVINXY: 11:24am On Oct 19, 2022
Soon market women go put money for crayfish
Even though sey na crabs dem talk about for Alaska grin

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Politics / Re: China Opens Police Station In Nigeria by KELVINXY: 11:06am On Oct 19, 2022
Can Nigeria do the same in their country.?
Politics / Re: Caption Sanusi's Facial Expression While Meeting With Peter Obi by KELVINXY: 7:42pm On Oct 16, 2022
That look says: This would have been me. cry cry cry
Food / Re: Make Una Answer Me by KELVINXY: 12:20pm On Oct 10, 2022
budaatum:


Gari! Now that I do miss. Who needs Coca Cola when there's two spoons of delicious gari with ice cold water?

Right outside my home in my village there's a family who's always making gari. Specifically there's 10 year old Kubura who'd sit there from morning till late in the evening roasting the cassava in a pan, while her 7 year old brother goes to school and returns singing baa baa black sheep have you any wool.

One day, Kubura was lamenting that her brother can speak English but she can't, so I decided to teach Kubura how to read, which meant I'd roast the cassava while she learns. I lasted less than 5 minutes, as my arm hurt from stirring the gari so it wouldn't burn and my legs burnt from the fire itself, and by the end 10 year old Kubura was consoling crying me who was crying at what Kubura had to put up with.

I paid her schoolfees for the next few years then her mother took her to the farm and I have not heard of her since.

Good morning Kelvin. Please do not apologise. Like granny, you gave me a story to tell and the opportunity to tell it. Besides, see proper insults here where some want to burn me alive.

You have a funny ways of telling your stories..
It’s really nice to hear that you enjoyed soaking garri.

Thank you for what you did for young Kubura, that was really kind of you
And the experience that came along with it, I’m sure it was quite enlightening grin
Anyways that’s what most of us pass through just to make ends meet on a daily.

About the abuses here on NL, it takes getting used to.
The savagery is off the charts… just like living in Nigeria, we all have to adapt and smile through..

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