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Pls enlighten me on the zombie protocol��

advanceDNA:
You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

SOON HE'LL TURN TO A 1 MINUTE BROKE MAN. VILE WOMAN

SOME DUMB PEOPLE STILL THINK THE BATTLE IS AN IGBO THING. ITS A BATTLE FOR THE VERY SOUL OF NIGERIANS. THE JIHADISTS ARE EVERYWHERE NOW IN THE SOUTH KILLING& MAIMING UNDER THE PROTECTION OF THE SECURITY AGENTS. NIGERIANS SET ASIDE TRIBALISM AND OPEN YOUR EYES.

FAKE NEWS !!!!!!

FAKE NEWS. GOVERNMENT OF LIES

Before you all jump into conclusions let's remember the deceased was a boxer. How was she able to over power him.were they alone in the house, she said she used his atm to cashout 380k, so who cashed out 5M from his account? Is it even possible to withdraw 5M from an atm? Who else knew he was dead or who else knew he was going to die? She may just only be the "fall-guy" who was instructed to admit the murder get jailed and when things pass and it's no longer new she wud be released the police shud conduct an investigation without sentiments or anxiety. I can bet the murder was premeditated. School fees that he could pay for you a thousand times over?

THOSE ARE INAPPROPRIATE CLOTHS ,IT COULD GET ENTANGLED ON THE EQUIPMENT THERE AND CAUSE HER AN ACCIDENT. SHE COULD ALSO TRIP AND FALL AND COULD CAUSE HARM TO OTHER USERS. ILLITERACY PUTS RELIGION IN BAD LIGHT.

WE ALL KNOW THE COUNTRY IS GONE, WE JUST FOLD HANDS WATCHING PEOPLE DIE.

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US.

FAKE POLLS FAKE NEWS , ALL LIES.

WHY WASN'T THE ROYAL HIGHNESS NAMED ? TERRIBLE REPORTING.

EXPOSE THE IDIOT HERE LETS DRAG HIM AND ALSO SO OTHERS WOULD BE AWARE AND BE CAREFUL. SATANIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

ITS NOT LIKE THEY REALLY CARE (USA) , WHY AREN'T THEY TALKING ABOUT THE EXTRAJUDICIAL KILLINGS ONGOING IN THE COUNTRY NOW ,BUT ONLY INTERESTED IN TWITTER COS ITS AN AMERICAN BUSINESS. ONLY NIGERIANS CAN FIX NIGERIA, NO ONE ELSE CARES.

THE PEOPLE OF ANAMBRA SHOULD BEWARE OF A POTENTIAL HERDSMEN ATTACK. THE POLICE AND MILITARY DISAPPEARS TO GIVE EAY FOR HERDSMEN ATTACKS THEN REAPPEAR AFTER THE ATTACKS TO STOP ANY KIND OF REPRISAL ATTACKS. THE GOVERNMENT IS A SCAM.

A right thinking person would support Buhari bah? Bastards

Who expects anything different from the jihadist?

Who expects anything different from the jihadist.

THESE CRIMINALS ARE NOT GHOSTS, THEY ARE HUMANS WITH PARENTS ,SIBLINGS, WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS. THEY ALSO HAVE FRIENDS. PARENTS WHAT DO YOUR CHILDREN DO FOR A LIVING? GUYS WHAT DO YOUR SIBLINGS DO FOR A LIVING? WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS DO FOR A LIVING? ASK QUESTIONS, LOOK IN VERY WELL YOU WILL DISCOVER THESE CRIMINALS , ONCE YOU DO RAISE ALARM AND REPORT THEM. MOST FAMILIES KNOW WHAT THEIR PEOPLE DO BUT KEEP SILENT SO THEY WONT CALL THEM TRAITORS. IF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE COMMITTING EVIL,REPORT THEM.YOU ARE BEEN BLESSED BY GOD FOR REPORTING EVIL AND BLOOD WILL NOT BE ON YOUR HEAD.

YOU ARE IN HOT SOUP COS NOTHING GETS BETTER IN MARRIAGE. ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE KNOW A PERSON BEFORE YOU RUSH INTO MARRIAGE WITH THEM. JUST LOOK AT YOUR CASE, AFTER JUST A FEW MONTHS YOU ALREADY WANT OUT. TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO KNOW THE OTHER PERSON B4 GOING IN. CALL IT A DAY NOW BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT.

BUHARI EXPRESSES SHOCK OVER THE INCIDENT IN NIGER STATE.
END OF STORY

lalasticlala:
https://www.thecable.ng/protesters-block-abuja-kaduna-road-over-abduction-of-30-persons-by-gunmen/amp

She for kee you join make the story for sweet wella. Nonsense dick people.

lalasticlala:
A Twitter user, Stormy @Theylovestorm_, has revealed how her lesbian partner beat her up. Sharing disturbing photos of the beaten she got from her lover, Stormy wrote:



https://twitter.com/Theylovestorm_/status/1389680723267817472

What ever happens the CBN should save Honeywell flour from a
Collapse. A lot of people draw their livelihood from that company. Jobs there should be saved.
God help this country.

RuudVanNisteroy:
https://pmexpressng.com/how-oba-otudeko-rebuffed-my-pleas-on-first-bank-crisis-emefiele-cbn-governor/

YOUR BEST BET IS TO CALL THEM OUT ON TWITTER , ALSO TAG NERC IN YOUR POST.

lordkay10:
Good day folks. It has been a turbulent period for me since BEDC installed their prepaid meter at my residence. The meter came with 100 units of electricity which the staff told me would be free of charge
However, when I made an attempt to top-up the units when it was running low from a vendor, I was told I have to pay for the "free" 100 units before I would be able to top up. I had no choice than to part with 11,000 naira to pay off the 'debt' and buy 5000 naira worth of units for the top-up.

I was told to proceed to the BEDC area office close to where I bought the units to obtain activation tokens being my first transaction on the meter. At the BEDC area office, the customer care agent gave me a series of code to enter on my meter when I get home for activation, and wait for another set of code from the BEDC headoffice via SMS, without which I wouldn't be able to load the top-up tokens I purchased.

After following these instructions, I waited in vain for the final code from BEDC which wasn't forthcoming. I placed several calls to their hotline with some below-par agents attending to me at different points, each with a different method of how to solve my problem. Well, I finally got a competent agent who promised to escalate my case, and wait for 24hrs to receive the code

I finally got the code the next two days but not after making series of threats to their hotline, and I was able to load my top-up tokens. But this is just the beginning

Almost a month passed and I would need to top-up again. This time, I opted to do it online via quickteller since my meter has been 'activated'.
I made payment but didn't get my tokens until after 24 hours. I proceeded to load the meter but I got an error message.

I proceeded to call their hotline as usual but no luck this time, my calls keep on getting rejected. I paused for a while and tried again after few hours and I was finally able to speak with agent who told me I need to fill a certain complaint form on their website, after which I would be sent another kind of token from their headoffice

I proceeded to fill the form on their website but the form wasn't submitted because "my meter number does not exist"
I tried to get across to the customer care agent again to notify them of the development but their hotline has been unreachable since my last call.
I proceeded to make a google search of their alternate complaint lines(if any) and I was shocked to see that the two other lines quoted on their website, each had 10 digits instead of 11, thereby making those numbers invalid.
I've been in total darkness since then, not because I didn't pay my bills, but for the inefficiency of Benin Electricity Distribution Company
Mods, kindly help me take this to frontpage for more views

That's because you are a bigot and have nothing in ur head but tribalism.

pricklewane:
Exactly, she did no doubt but me I already resolved never to be against my tribesmen so far Igbos are the ones leading the onslaught.

The should go n be wailing over Ikpeazu Abaribe Ekweremadu Umahi Ugwuayi etc if they can't they should leave my people alone jejely. It matter not if the Yoruba is devil himself. Ko kan aye !

UNFORTUNATELY GOD DOESNT LIVE IN THOSE STRUCTURE BUT LIVES IN OUR HEARTS, SO ITS JUST A WASTE OF RESOURCES THAT COULD BE USED FOR BETTER THINGS LIKE HUMAN CAPACITY DEVELOPMENT AND BUILD INDUSTRIES TO CREATE EMPLOYMENT FOR HIS MANY UN EMPLOYED MEMBERS.
BUT ITS THOSE SAME POOR AND UNEMPLOYED MEMBERS THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST TO ABUSE ME.

True. There's a true story of a politician that year in porthacourt who threw big party and a lot of people came, an eye witness said he was pressed and needed to pee, so he wandered away to a quiet part of the big compound only for him to stumble on two people butchering a human being, like cutting the person up to be cooked , he was lucky he wasn't seen. He quietly walked away and left the party.The times are really evil now.

Lalami3232:
I would rather sweep my entire estate 7 times in a day, than attend the party of a politician or an internet fraudster(yahoo boys).

For a person to be able to hide his or her blessings from ones nuclear family members, speaks volumes of how deceptively dangerous a person can be. I commend your high level of maturity.

izito:
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In 2016 she told me her salary was #50.000 And then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only #5000 to my old salary. Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”

I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.

One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.” I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. #400,734? And this girl has been crying poverty?

I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.

All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for. I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”

She has only one brother—her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought her Hyundai i10 to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine. 

The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?” She asked, “What have I done?” I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?” She was shocked. She asked, “Who told you all that?” I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while. She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about” I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.” 

We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry. He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building? Where did I say that and when?” I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?”  He asked me, “I told you that?” I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?” He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware.”


My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”

Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter. I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.” Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize. “Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”

I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.” From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first. Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.” Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”

I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.” The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions. 

*What's your take?*

Bless you bro. He must man up and move on.

Lekmanz87:
Coming to nigeria is not a good idea for me when a man falls 7times he must get up 8times...man up and get your shits together coz when there’s life there’s still hope...#Shiloh

When criminal men start to think they are now gods ,Oluwa will always show them they are nothing. A few days back an apc man came out to boast that Tinubu was untouchable, making reference to the humiliated Rochas. May God show mercy on Nigeria and restore its glory .

Nemere2020:
https://gazettengr.com/exclusive-efcc-goes-after-bola-tinubu-for-corruption-writes-ccb-for-ex-lagos-governors-asset-documents/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

And they omitted the fulani herdsmen from the roll call. Bastards.

zakim:
https://dailytrust.com/in-2-months-ipob-others-fingered-in-killing-62-policemen-in-15-states

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