₦airaland Forum

tenor:
Kenosky the fact that you've got fingers to type doesnt mean you'll make use of them, leaving your brains out! Do you know what the internet is all about? I don't need to see her. I could post job openings. lol. You are sooooo funny.

THE INTERNET? WHATZ DAT IS IT A NEW SOAP OPERA TENOR WHATEVA U KALL URSELF, U JUST PLAYED YASELF. AS SMART AS U PROFESS, I THOT U WOULD AV KNOWN UR JOB OPENINGS WHICH U COULD POST WOULD ALREADY AV BEEN POSTED BY MORE THAN A HUNDRED THOUSAND PEEPS . I WONDER IF U V EVEN GOT FINGERS TO TYPE CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U DONT AV A BRAIN- KEEPING LOL CUZ SOON, U LL LOSE ALL OF UR TEETH AND U LL LAFF NO MORE . MY ADVISE, DONT POST CUZ EVERYONE IS POSTING AND NEXT TIME, PICK ON SOMEONE UR SIZE COS I DWARF U ALL ROUND- PHYSICALLY, INTELLECTUALLY, SPIRITUALLY IN FACT ALL ROUNDLY

agbonax:
Y attack an already diein man? You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S SPELT DYING!!!! AND U R EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN THE POSTER

sylviankay:
i seriously agree with awa.this kenosky guy shld go to a romance center or true tales plaza that is if hell be recruited.na wa o.

SYLVIAN WETIN? I'M EMBARRASSED BUT IF I KEEP QUIET , IT MIGHT BE SEEN AS ACQUESCIENCE. DONT U HAVE EYES IT WUZNT KENOSKY THAT POSTED THAT ROMANTIC CRAP, BE GUIDED O!!!! CUZ I CAN CAUSE U TO WEEP

bibiking1:
you guys will not cease to amaze me, what is all this sympathy for a total loonie? is this a case of village idiots having a rendevoir?

i am so disappointed in all of u. name calling, throwing abuses and all sort of childish behaviour u can only expect from men. no wonder kuwena has stopped posting

@runsaway, who fit tell mi weda ds guy/ babe na "Abraham" or "Sarah" because his/her profile reveals nothing? Though from the post above, one is tempted to allude to d fact that he/she might be a chauvinist! Thankfully, kuwena set your mind at ease by posting again (bet u wish he had stopped!!) , when u gather liver to stop running away, u can come and berate us, u hear for they say; "the man who fights and runsaway, maybe na liver na im cut am o!!!!

Lindiwe:
Hello people!
What's happening to our lovely thread!

Adrain, let it be biko

Okoroboy, you've made your point

Ok, now you both can do what Opoks and Uche did after the brief altercation between them, Release Apologies

Happy holiday to everyone!

God bless the initiator of public holidays!

@Kenosky, i haven't forgotten about our business, been working on the proposal

d part i like d most is "kenosky, i havent forgotten about our business, been working on the proposal . My belle sweet well well, at least that can help take my mind off this okoroboy wahala and channel my energies to things more useful, and i also join u in thanking the fellow who thot up holidays, God bless him abi na her self

"am a proud graduate of the university of nigeria, i currently work in an international organization, where the brightest minds from multifaceted backgrounds and universities abound, one thing i can say is that there is only a level to which your education can take you."

okoroboy, i actually decided not to dignify ur post with a reply but i thot i should just shock u a bit- effective 1st October 2007, dat "entry level" banker in d Zen will earn 2.6million p.a exclusive of medical and p.s (doubt u v ever heard dat), bet u and ur job negotiated for before u "graduated" (if u actually did) cant come anywhere near dat! Since u say u graduated from Electronics, ask after Kenosky (dont b surprised cuz dat has always been ma name), Microbiology department. U no reach anywhere near the great Osita Onuma or Franklyn (to keep the count low) yet u don hala say u achieve. Pally, go and sit down!!!

adrian, kuwena, pgm (d craziest of all), opoks, adeiza, tolagbaju (welcome back), white ribs and all dem good peeps on this club, i hail una "Barka de Sallah" and beg that we 4give okoroboy (mr copy copy!!) for his outburst (afterall my school spurn him - i still find it difficult to believe though ), make we enjoi our sallah hols as we wait for d almighty LNG, abi wetin una say make i yarn??

okoroboy:
@opoks,
i no dey fear person we go kill my body, na the one wey go kill my body and soul na im i dey fear.

i am not afraid of anybody in this thread, i just wanted to settled the rustled feathers, no bi say anything.

but people , wetin we see about this "runs" thing, it is really bad, for a company that is being prepared to play on among the very best in the corporate world to be messing around with its future by not strictly taking the best is really a shame.
i want to believe that all we are hearing is rumors and not facts, because it would be very painful oo.

FOR ONE WHO PROFESSES SUCH BRAZEN LACK OF FEAR, I M SHOCKED , EMBARRASSED AND SORELY VEXED THAT You SHOULD B AFRAID OF NOT BEING IN THE ALMIGHTY LIST OF 70!!! BUT I WILL KEEP SEALED LIPS AND SUGGEST You GO READ UP ONE OF OPOKS PREVIOUS POSTS- "WHAT IF?", IT WILL ADDRESS UR FEARS HOPEFULLY AND KEEP You FROM SLIDING INTO ABYSSMAL DEJECTION IF NOT SELECTED BY LNG CUZ WE DON FACE UP TO REALITY FAR BACK, QUE SERA SERA!!!

OPOKS

i 2 feel your type jare,i beg dnt remind us that people always hav fun with u,its so obvious i really have never seen a more soulful/lively writer(though some 'Lawyerchap' is hot 2).Na u dey make my eyes dey swell anytime i miss out a lot on this thread
Its jus that if we frends we ll fight everyday and night if poss.

Adriano

I feel u 2day wella oo,am sure its because your chelsea won u,i prefer Madrid for you though because chelsea looks confused,if they don't sort it out they may struggle like Arsenal of last season.Ehen Oga law How far with Oshiomole of edo now?Do u think he has hope in supreme court?(looking frm your lawful eyes,lol).

Uche

No vex 4 Uncle OPOKS when him no chop 4 lunch na so him dey yan oo.

UCHE, U DON HEAR NA! E DON DO, HE WHO KILLS BY THE SWORD GO KPAI BY THE SWORD O !!!

Keno

So u be fellow gunner come dey tackle me ehn!Make we reach Emirates 1st,no popcorn for you oo.

I DON DEY GUN FAR BACK O BUT SORI, I NO DEY CHOP POPCORN SELF, I POP CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD, WELL DONE THO' SAY U B GUNNER NO MEAN SAY MAKE I NO TACKLE U O

Every1 i hail una with 2hands oo.

Nihil-ce-M:
It's really true that "he can't sing to save his life".

The third time is the last!

opokonwa:
Kuwena,

I really noticed that in most of your addresses to me, you used "Your Excellency, sir" and other 'BIG' 'BIG' titles like that.

Beyond the ocassional sparring we do on this thread, I'm really a very humble person. _{and would love to stay that way.}

hmmmm!!! Humility is a virtue, abi

I may appear aggressive in some of my submissions, bold, direct and confrontational at other times, it's simply because by nature, I'm a very bold and direct person. I like to confront challenges from a direct perspective. _{I'm also frank to a fault.}

did i just read "i may appear, " ol boi, u b mr controversy jare!!!

But for anyone who happens to know me directly, _{I'm simply one unpredictable crazy guy who is full of live and fun!}

[b][color=#770077]GBAM!!! CRAZY GUY SHEY

@Uche, Kuwena & co,

I wonder why the whole thread shakes, panics and immediately sues for peace whenever two or more people are having some differences as though the Wall of Jericho is about to come down!

Differences are part of life and are in fact healthy for any good relationship.
Without differences, people no go tell themselves the truth [sub]because people go dey avoid hurting one another. You differ, you sparr, you argue, you reconcile or come to a compromise, you shake hands and you move on. _{No harsh feelings.}

TRUE TALK BUT PLEASE, NO NAME CALLIN ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD- Did somebody just say "arrogant sod", that is not the best way to go about tackling our differences na!!!

The truth is that argumenta enable us understand one another better. _{You can confirm from Adrianic.}

u forget say na wetin lawyers dey carry chop b that

_{So who is afraid of arguments?}   ^{DEFINITELY NOT ME.}

Uche my brother, kindly not take anything personal. _{YOU MAY DEFINITELY SEE MORE IN NLNG.}

uche, u hear na! na just one of those things, don't take it to heart, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee!!!

Better to have a friend like me 'who tells you the color of blood' ocassionally, than one who only tells you 'the story of alice in Wonderland'. _{IT'S ALL IN THE LINE OF DUTY.}

or even Shrek the third, Cinderella story or Sinbad!!!

@Everyone else,

_{I'M GLAD YOU WERE FAIRLY ENTERTAINED.}

IT WUZ A WELCOME DIVERSION- WUZ FUN WHILE IT LASTED, _{maybe not to some peeps sha} !!!!

@pak, i forget to hail u, its true wat they say "the crazier they are, d more sense they are apt to make wen dem open dem mouth to yarn!!!

kuwena:
And as a parting shot, I will leave you with this nursery story. I wonder how many have heard it before. It is the story of the three baby owls.

Once upon a time, there were three baby owls living in the hollow of a tree. Their names were: Sarah, Grace and Bill. They lived there in the hollow of the tree with their mother.

One day, they woke up and found Mother Owl gone. They were alarmed. Sarah said, 'Where is mother; where has she gone?' Grace said, 'Suppose a fox has eaten her?' Bill said, 'I want my mummy!'

They waited and waited, but Mother Owl did not return. Sarah said, 'She has to come back.' Grace said, 'We shall starve if she doesn't come back.' Bill said, 'I want my mummy!' They climbed out of the hollow of the tree and perched upon the branch: a big branch for Sarah; a small branch for Grace, and an Ivy stub for Bill; and they continued to wait.

Sarah said, 'I think she will return.' Grace said, 'I pray she returns soon.' Bill said, 'I want my mummy!' And they huddled together, all of them settling on Sarah's big branch. They wanted to be together, to console one another with the warmth of their bodies. And they continued to wait.

Until Mother Owl came back! The three baby owls shouted in glee: 'Mother! You are back! Hurrah!' Sarah said, 'We missed you, mother.' Grace said, 'We prayed you would come back.' Bill said, 'I love my mummy!'

Mother Owl said, 'Why all the fuss! You knew I would come back. I would never leave my little darlings alone.' And she embraced all three of them: Sarah, Grace and Bill.

In the same way, even though we wait with bated breaths and in dire pensiveness, we do know that one fine day, NLNG will call us.

'Be still and know that I am God, supreme among the heavens, supreme upon the earth' (Psalm 46 v 10).

I v heard the story before (i went to a nursery school u know?) que sera sera, wetin go b, go b!! . He would neva leave us alone- dats for real. Dats y i always sign off "WE GO GET FOR BONNY!

kuwena:
But why do we bother to argue this way anyway? Is it that NLNG is so big and mighty as to keep 464 Nigerians sleepless for a year now? What is this NLNG about? Who can say he truly knows the company. Most of what we may claim to know are possibly in the 'realm of conjectures,' no thanks to 'Drianny. And they will remain in that realm, till brought to solid earth.

Your excellency, sir, with your permission, I want the house to begin to try to understand through discourse what NLNG is all about; why was the company set up in the first place; why does Nigeria need her? What are some of the intricate workings of its inner bureaucracy? What is it doing to help the oil-and-gas-rich Niger Delta area? Why has it decided to Nigerianize, and so try to employ the best of Nigerians to move the company forward?

Other things we may spend time discussing are: What really is natural gas; what is its biochemical composition? What are engineers presumably expected to do in NLNG, and how much can they do? Are geologists needed to prospect for more gas reserves? Are gas reserves still to be found? What is the nature of the topography that supports gas reserves? What can NLNG do to meet up with the demand by the Federal Government that by 2008 all gas flaring must stop? What about the liquefaction process; what about pipes and drills? What can our young engineers do to fuel the workings of the company as a whole?

With regard to Social Responsibility, what is the External Relations department of the NLNG doing to give back to her host communities and the nation at large? Can the NLNG help to reduce the crisis in the Niger Delta, especially bearing in mind that it was a company (UAC) that first ruled Nigeria on behalf of the British? What are some of the self-help and developmental programmes apart from giving scholarships to deserving minds that NLNG embarks upon? Is the Literature prize really what an impoverished nation needs now? What about developmental broadcasting, or human development workshops?

With regard to marketing, how can NLNG make her gas more buyable in the international oil-and-gas market? What are some of her obstacles to trade; what are her goals; how can she make more money for her partners (Shell, Total, Eni and NNPC)? What are the ways by which greater relationships can be built? All these are areas that need to be looked upon.

With regard to legal issue, and human relations, and civil rights, and government relations, and administration, which is the way forward?

In view of the foregoing, Your Excellency, I propose (it is only a proposal) that you appoint ministers to talk regularly on these issues:

1. Opokonwa: on marketing (a president may assume a ministerial portfolio, in areas of need, as indeed Obasanjo has done before)
2. Adrian: on administration and corporate law
3. Kenosky: on liquefied natural gas (its biochemistry)
4. Kuwena: on Corporate Social Responsibility
5. Uche: on Engineering (assisted by Jbyno, whenever he can, and Tolagbaju,and Tommyex, and Wandel).

I propose the foregoing, in addition to our social posts. Only today I was privileged to watch a world debate on the relevance of the world bank, and I know that through perennial discourse, issues can better be resolved. Also, discussing NLNG will mean that we would be doing more research on the compnay; this is good, as when we finally get there, we would have learned quite a lot already.

Other posters not mentioned may also post on the topic, as participants.

Recall, in any case, that this is simply a proposal; we may simply ignore it.

i feel so honoured! i m however at a loss for words , and thus beg to defer to mr controversial (someone called him arrogant and on a high horse), mr fluidity and all of dem winners on this thread, na 4 una to decide but i wont mind drinking from the Prierian springs and i promise to drink deep for then shall my knowledge attain unimaginable heights. Like Winans phase II sang,

"anywhere u want to go,
if u really need someone to go,
if nobody else wants to go,
say Lord!,
its alrite send mi!!! "

kuwena:
Because my heart is beating
The ethers are rising
The chords are pricking on
Strung by sorrow's fingers
As I wait
As we all wait
For freedom's day
Will it come from the North
Or South or East or West
And who will bring it me?

Because my mouth is wailing
My voice is shrilling
Prodded by melancholy
As I wait
As we all wait
For freedom's day
Will it come today
Or tomorrow or the week after
And who will tell of it?

Who will tell of the day when my young
Need no more beg their bread
When the poverty of yesterday
Keeps behind the times
When the race for fortune's safe
Becomes the march to claim the gates
Storming the barbing
Leaping the tides
Sashes undone
Fleeced garments in red redresses
Floundering giving way to peaceful walking
Boats berthed at seashores with nets filled
Peter's fate before confessing sin
Amassing glories untold
Laying aside surplus portions for mine yet unborn
On that day when I beg no more
I will mouth a fresh intone
And it will look like the sky
When the day is still young.

phew!!! and to tink i thot i could write!!! buroda, u b the bomb!!!

tommyex:
KENOSKY
i have always recieved my letters on saturday evenings sha,so that SOJI URSELF YAB SHOULD BE REVERSED OO.
When no be say i dull,Mail companies work everyday of the week now.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Watch out r Adebayor n Arsenal on sunday,time-12noon

adrianic:
guys,

yesterday was a beautiful day.

u were adrian and not mappy shey

after choir practice which was wonderful,i went home and decided to give opoks a big surprise.

na wa o, in addition to being fluid as a writer , mastering the chinese chin chun language , u mean to say u also b choir boy?? but did u surprise him (ddnt tink he could b surprised o )

so picking up my phone i decided to give him a call.
opoks is a bomb waiting to explode

.

u no sabi b4?

we spoke for over an hour 30 mins.it was a beautiful period to savour.we shared our hopes and aspirations and indeed our dreams.

JOSEPHists!!!

and then i new nlng had dynamites invading them soon.with the level of talents on this thread ,they have a new generation coming.

u no lie at all!!!

after my discussion with opoks,i understood better why nlng was taking its time.these guys really want the best irrespective of the quota system.

NLNG dey 4 quandary!!! , no b lie!!!

opoks it was really nice talking to u.now i know,u are a great man

sunday2007:
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u with that share solicitor, i no even know who b more of a desperate salesman !!! So u want us to use our 1st salary to buy your 180K "six pound notebook" Anoda desperado is let loose on us , its 5am, salesman Sunday, i suggest u come back around 6pm today to c what the hawks would av done to your posts (u and your serious buyers)   i promise u, your laptop wont b worth half pound by that tyme ,