₦airaland Forum

Our verdict: After lifting the ban on twitter, no APC candidate for 2023 elections and any other election should use twitter to campaign henceforth.

Afriqan:
The 'C' in APC must stand for Comedy cos these old men are jokers.

You are right, it is Association of Political Comedians (APC)

They will ask Nigerians to rise up, the next moment they will say the situation is under control and people should not take law into their hands.

#picturesorwedontbelieveit

ba7man:
The Govt can level the whole Southeast in weeks.

Just 1 UAV is enough, they won't need to unleash the MI-36 helicopters at all.

I see. But with all these destruction equipment, the govt still can not level sambisa forest since 11 years and counting?

Op, do you mean N550 or 55k ?

Word and Opposite
Word: Peace
Opposite: Nigeria

Those behind this sabotage are glad now, the crash was perfectly master-minded and delivered.

He is not wearing his bullet proof.

When will you pay back the loan and what are the specifications of your laptop?

AdeOri99:
Mmnh.
May you be healed.

Please, i need a loan of 60k, will use my laptop as collateral

Good. They should also have a taste of their own poison. Very soon, the news will be "Breaking News!: Femi Adeshina, Garba Shehu, Lai Mohammd abducted!"

It is coming to them faster than they expect. As they have made Nigeria unsafe for everyone, they too will never have peace. Next time it will be "Breaking News: Unknown gun men invade Aso Rock, Femi Adeshina, Garba Shehu, Lai Mohammd abducted".

Insider job. Their doom is fast approaching than they expect. Next time it will be UGM attack Aso RocK, PMB abducted.

Be ready to hear motivational speech for like 3 hours before they introduce you to sales of chinese medicines.

I have discovered lately that your performance in school does not determine how successful you will become in life. The world has revolved from "what grade did you have" to "what can you do?"

From church of satan

TheEnygma:
The funny thing that our leaders don't know is that Nigerians have seen it all, so there's no script that they can play that we won't know already.

Forum of Bishops from which church

Which UK used is 60k? That laptop you are seeing with all the specs listed cannot be less than N250k in the market.

Antmanned:
U dey whine me.
When UK used na 60k....u go find buyer.

Fantastic deals. Happy sales bro.

This your moniker always make me laugh, "Amotolongbo", what about "Amotokiniun"?

Amotolongbo:
Nigerian police are now endangered specie.

Gone were those days when the police were pain in the citizens’ arse and terrorized the people like they were gods

If the Government doesn’t want the situation with the NPF to be worse than it is, the police needs a total reformation. Nigerians don’t respect the uniform again

The girl's initial plan was to transfer the pregnancy to you, your head save you as you didn't have sex with her before she confess the pregnancy. If she wasn't naive, she could have waited for you to have sex with her and then she will later claim you impregnated her and the mumu you will not reason the timeline of the sex and pregnancy. Only God knows how many guys are fathering children that are not actually theirs

DSC7:
Done and Dusted!!!.....

Abeg make i borrow this your meme

BruncleZuma:
As minister of Communication he should shamelessly resign.

Tufiakwa

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The media has only shown us the truth and the govt of Nigeria should see it as a wake up call.
If you have taken your time to read the article you would have seen the numbers of companies that have left Nigeria as a result of too many reasons among which are epileptic power supply, insecurity, harsh economic policies and decrease in purchasing power of Nigerians. If you are an investor will you invest in a country that is sitting on a time bomb as Nigeria, a country at the verge of another civil war, a country riddled with insurgency and terrorism, a country where you pay tax and have nothing to show for it, a country that supplies electricity to others but live in perpetual darkness, a country blessed with more than enough natural resources but mismanaged by greedy illiterates. As a business man, how will you feel if your customers are gradually shifting their patronage to the next shop? Will you say "market is market either they buy from you or from someone else"?
Let's kiss the truth, Nigeria is gradually going under and if we pretend as if nothing is wrong, generations to come will curse us.

SmartPolician:
The media knows how to create rivalry where one shouldn't exist in the first place.

For me, companies that choose Nigeria over South Africa do so because they want a place where the real market (population) exists. If they need anything besides the market, they go to South Africa. I don't even understand where Ghana comes in.

It's even shocking that many white people don't even know that a country like Nigeria existed. While most of them see Africa as a country, some who care to learn about Africa merely know about South Africa (thanks to Nelson Mandela) and Egypt (thanks to history and modern civilization).

TBH, every multinational company that wishes to extend its footprint to Africa cannot be in Nigeria. The last time I checked, Ghana is also a country on the continent.

lekki1444 pls which type of weed did you lick today?

lekki1444:
driverless car means a zombie. so a zombie crashed into a man( i see men as trees mark 8 vs 24 ) and then crashed and burned killing the twin tower in the 28th state to be admitted into the union. Ladies and gents the tree that the zombie crashed into is the tree of life.

GOD IS SPEAKING HERE. CAN YOU HEAR THE MESSAGE ?

Amen and Amen

yungchap:


It is well... God bless us the more

You are welcome bro.
You can also buy a laptop for me when you are buying yours

yungchap:
Okay .

Thanks alot

Tinubu should go and share rice to them in Niger republic so that they can come back to vote him in 2023.

I am not familiar with their products.

yungchap:
What about Toshiba?

I recommend HP, Sony VAIO or Lenovo, they are strong. But if you need something extra rugged, Dell or MacBook will do.
Core i3, 4GB RAM and 500GB ROM.
Windows 10

yungchap:
Office use and surfing the internet for now


Thanks.

Igbos on nairaland will come out to shamelessly defend ESN against the governor's statement simply because they have a senseless sentiment for anything Nnamdi Kanu either their own people suffer from the ESN atrocities or not. ESN that even vows to kill any igbo youth that joins the newly established and legally recognized Ebubeagu, imagine!

Your need will determine the specifications you will require, just like when you need a car for personal use, family use, commercial purpose etc and considering the road terrain in your area. What do you want to use the laptop for? For example, you could need it for programming, photo/video editing, basic office use, watching movies, surfing internet etc.

They should keep calling these kind of news lagos-ibadan express news until their whole region becomes leveled.