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PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu And Ebelechukwu Obiano At Handwashing Day Celebration (Photos) by keypad1: 3:28pm On Oct 19, 2016
Washing hands after entering the other room abi?
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Buys 2014 Toyota Camry by keypad1: 3:25pm On Oct 19, 2016
MissingBudget:
Nigerians sha. I can't believe people are actually clicking on this.
wetin consign u?
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Calls For Assistance For Prince James Uche, Sick Nollywood Actor by keypad1: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2016
I will not donate
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Attends Crans Montana African Women's Forum In Brussels (photos) by keypad1: 2:48pm On Oct 19, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Unnecessary waste of money. Husband and wife keeps wasting the same forex they deprived Nigerians of. Irresponsible government. We yoruba's are sorry for voting buhari
am yoruba and am sorry for voting buhari too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by keypad1: 2:06pm On Oct 19, 2016
gameboy727:
Lol. Ain't no hater bro. Just making fun of ya. Me sef have been on a 3 game winless streak.
wetin b ur team name?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by keypad1: 10:19am On Oct 19, 2016
Boring:
LOL cheesy hater

It's a very easy game. Just some minor set back.
boring ma nigga wetin happen na? U don drop go second page for nairaland league. Abeg no dull me abeg. I need you in first page. I still dey first page ooo.

This va.ginal Squeezer.

This game is so very very easy.


This week in the fa cup deux, its me vs mukina2. I must collect my own share from her. 3 points kpere! She must share give me. Hehehe
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Akintola Takes Breast Cancer Enlightenment To Federal Girls College [PICS] by keypad1: 10:03am On Oct 19, 2016
I came to see bre.asts. Did not see anytin....disappointed
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Buys 2014 Toyota Camry by keypad1: 10:02am On Oct 19, 2016
As many of that wants to have sometin if possible a car more than this. Before the year runs out u shall have ur own car. Click like to claim this prayer
PoliticsRe: Budget Padding: Ministry Officials Grilled, Dogara, Others To Be Invited by keypad1: 8:55am On Oct 19, 2016
Buhari cannot fight kwaruption because he is kwaruption himself.
LiteratureRe: Adichie Condems Buhari's Govt In Blistering New York Times Op-ed by keypad1: 6:38am On Oct 19, 2016
Get ready to receive dss in ur house adichie
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CrimeRe: Panic Grips Shomolu Residents As Notorious Murderer Returns To Community by keypad1: 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2016
Na wa oooo.....afonjas too like cultism sef
FamilyRe: Couple Welcomes Set Of Twins Twice In Two Years by keypad1: 11:52am On Oct 18, 2016
Madam b careful.....ur toto is suffering
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Blossom Chukwujekwu And Wife With Groomsmen by keypad1: 11:02am On Oct 18, 2016
Best photo.....if una like make una divorce later na una wahala.

*takes ekaette to the other room*
PoliticsRe: Olufunso Amosun Distributes Food To 3,000 Women by keypad1: 9:21am On Oct 18, 2016
I thought yorubas with all their education are wise people. The peppered oil soup eating amala people voted an illiterate into power. It is still a mystery. Jeez
BusinessRe: Food Importation: Nigeria At Risk Of Hunger, Says Dangote by keypad1: 8:38am On Oct 18, 2016
If we go into farming fulanis we destroy our crops with their cows.
CrimeRe: Boy Accused Of Stealing 36 joysticks In Bayelsa by keypad1: 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
dotman4real007:
that boy is dangerous but yet he didn't get the right cucumber, he should have gone for jonathanniiii's cucumber that one would have vomited dollars.
buhari's deeek is a very poor deeek. Kobo kobo will come out
RomanceRe: Why Did He Block Me After I Said I Am A Virgin? by keypad1: 11:31am On Oct 17, 2016
damseyl:
Hello. So I have been on a few dates with a guy I met online. I am 20 and he is 23. Since our first date he was trying to make me come over for dinner and movie. I told him I am not OK with that and he understood. But he continued to invite me at his place for our dates. I refused every time( we were on 4 dates)
He was getting really physical since second date and at our last date he tried to have sex with me in his car. I told him NO. I let him take off my blouse because for a moment I thought that I want it too, but I stopped him. He just laughed and thought I was playing hard to get and continued to kiss me and touch me. I said NO again and he stopped but still couldn't believe I actually do not want it. He told me to relax and trust him because he is a serious guy and he will treat me well. I finally told him I am a virgin and he was speechless. I also told him I stood this was because I had been harrased when I was 17 and decided to stay a virgin untill I am 100% sure I want to do it. I also told him that I do plan to have sex with him, but I need to know him better. He was OK with it and even told me he likes the fact that I was honest with him and told him what happened to me when I was 17.

But he said my virginity it's like a obstacle for him and he has his needs. He told me not to worry and he gave me a few days to decide if I want to continue this or not( but he did not kiss me goodbye, he told me to get off of the car because he is in a hurry-well he actually was, I know for sure, he did not held my hand while driving..he was distant) I wrote him a few days later and told him I am not OK with some " things" right now, but maybe in the future, I will change my mind..and he blocked me a few hours later-after he promised me he won't do such a thing because whatever my decision will be, he wants us to stay friends-he told me this at our last date.
Why the hell did he block me? I wasn't messaging him constantly, I barely texted first. btw- he never even asked for my phone number, we talked online//so I wasn't clingy. Why he did ithuh Does he think I am a weirdo or I pissed him off? He had been involved with lots of girls in the past and he said he has never mt a girl like me-a virgin. ht
He looked really pissed of after I told him I don't want sex, but he only became distant after I said I am a virgin. He also told me he wants a relationship with me, but I doubt it.
So why did he block me after promising he won't do it?! It was my fault? It would had been better if I just slept with him? http://able2know.org/topic/327363-1
my grand mother is a virgin too......nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Kwam 1 Poses With His Giant Ostrich Bird In His Ijebu Ode Country Home by keypad1: 11:21am On Oct 17, 2016
He needs to take that bird to the other and have it cook.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United. 8pm today by keypad1: 11:20am On Oct 17, 2016
Liverpool 3-1 manure
coutinho 2 goals, mane 1 goal, mata 1 goal.....


Quote me after the match.
PoliticsRe: SAFINATU, The Story Of Buhari’s First Wife - photos by keypad1: 9:45am On Oct 17, 2016
I love za aza room
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout 'The Other Room' Photoshopped T-shirt by keypad1: 9:31am On Oct 17, 2016
Na fvck dey always happen at za oza room.
PoliticsRe: Prove Your Innocence In Court, AGF Malami Tells Accused Judges by keypad1: 9:14am On Oct 17, 2016
Stelvin101:
I don't even know what to type. Military didn't Favor us, Democracy became the worst. Africa needs to have its own system of Government that the white man has no idea of
juju system of government
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo In Togo To Represent Buhari At The African Union Summit by keypad1: 8:41am On Oct 17, 2016
Mere commissioner
CelebritiesRe: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by keypad1: 6:28am On Oct 17, 2016
sirseven:
mr man jst seven days for calamity to befall ur family insha Allah.
by THE BLOOD OF JESUS I DENOUNCE EVERY CURSE. May every calamity go back to you, your family and your entire generation 100 times. May the 10 plagues of egypt be your portion, i assure you.
CareerRe: 7 Top Revealing Secrets On How Best To Conquer Fear Of Business Start-ups by keypad1: 7:39am On Jul 15, 2016
Barigaboy:
Nyc 1,
1. Make sure u r doing what u love doing. What u love to do will never be a stress for u even if the income doesn't come fast.

2. Believe in yourself becos people might start critics

3. Don't womanize, it kills business. Choose 1 person with dsame reasoning with u. Who will not want to share all your income or brings greater problem to slash your profit with u

4. Be good to people who believe in u n r ready to support u

5. Walk with friends they r more experience than u.

6. Keep away from drinking n smoking

7. Trust n Motivate your workers

8. Be consist with your business. Don't stop because of a little problem etc no tym
3 and 6. True
BusinessRe: Should CBN Be Intervening In Forex Market? Financial Experts Speak by keypad1: 7:12am On Jul 15, 2016
donofdons:
let CBN better not keep intervening in this forex market......buhari made me a millionaire because i borrowed 50 million naira from first bank using my fathers estate as collateral at interest rate of 10% per annum...i just changed it to about $250k at 216/$ and just waited till when buhari took over and dollars was at 375 then i changed to naira making over 39 million naira then changing it back to naira at 240 again and then back to naira at 350 making over 30 million again.
Now i have converted my borrowed 50mil to over 150 mill and paid off my debt and am still left with 128 million and someone will come and tell me buhari is not great.
I will die for him anyday
bros please come and borrow me 1 million naira. I promise to pay back
Foreign AffairsRe: Truck Attack In Nice, France On Bastille Day Kills Many by keypad1: 7:01am On Jul 15, 2016
Teeeecash:
A terrorist has know religion , he doesnt descriminate a muslim from a jew or a christian , he kills when he feels like. so please lets stop pitting blame on any religion especially islam (religion of peace)..
but he worships Allah!
Foreign AffairsRe: Truck Attack In Nice, France On Bastille Day Kills Many by keypad1: 4:19am On Jul 15, 2016
Explorers:
President Hollande, pictured, was updated on the massacre as he flewto the crisis nerve centre last night with PM Manuel Valls, right.
we are yet to see that dumbo presidiot from daura react to any massacre in nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Truck Attack In Nice, France On Bastille Day Kills Many by keypad1: 4:17am On Jul 15, 2016
slimz10:
Not Again

What offence did France committed to deserve this vicious (terrorist) attacks?

Is there any war(s) the country's troops are currently engaged in?
What really went wrong in one of the most peaceful European country?
you allow muslims into your country to practise their radicalism free of charge. Thats what you get. Being pummeled by the same muslims you grant citizenship.

Also you have being spear heading so many attacks on muslim countries where muslim terrorists are e.g. Mali iraq syria etc. And you think they wont find a way to hurt you back?

I thought france was smart. They hace disappointed me. The whole western countries have disappointed me. Maybe the uk have better in terms of their policies.

I no fit talk again

Source: my words
Christianity EtcRe: Most RCCG Regional Pastors Are Yorubas. In Christendom Is This Right? by keypad1: 3:18am On Jul 15, 2016
Ademusiwa1:
[size=28pt] nigeria should invite morenike akinosun to join the nigeria 100 meter team olympic. she came 4 in the final . she will not be representing the usa. she is better than the women nigeria is taken along.
g r
her time i believe was better than nigeria time. her time better than blessing okagbare time //

people with better time from the usa and uk that may represent nigeria[/size]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnQQsyKiCQA

[size=28pt]James Dasaolu 9.94[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcPZ59ReTqs

[size=28pt]jeneba tarmoh may not represent usa[/size]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1bPg_1Kfi8

[size=28pt]sanya will not present the usa[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1EzJq5VNU
we dont need them. They ababndoned us in the first instance.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Umez, Daughter Of Tony Umez by keypad1: 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2016
This one go don start to dey suck pe...nis oooo

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