₦airaland Forum

seuncyrus:
Even if I use a megaphone to speak to you in a soundproof room , you'll still miss the point.

Lol. They result to ad hominems when they have no counter argument

seuncyrus:
Can you imagine how funny this is, Africans discussing what language is spoken in their homes. Will an European or Middle Eastern be discussing what language they speak in their homes?

The Africans have been conquered, they name their children after the whiteman, talk like the whiteman, dress like the whiteman, worship his gods and aspire to be like him

And you're preaching this in your own father's language àbi

viodemus:
lol.

You lucky. And if you no dey speak portugese, e dey enter gear.


I love Brazil.

Back in the day, I leave America for Brazil, long story short, my brother no follow me go.

My guy, I started from square half no be even one.

The embassy people wey I follow catch flight enter Brazil, stayed in Rio, upper class area, I go them house for 3 days, with the hope say i go get hotel, they had to travel to Spain.

Na im I go fool*shyly go lodge for hotel, with only $2320, wey everybody scrape for me. My brother dun go back Naija, dey plot him asia trip. Long story short, after another 3days for hotel of $225 per night, my pocket weight drop. Na so I begin think about my future.

I sabi speak portugese, and I fit get along with people, so from talking to people there, on to say, I dey find where to rent, them direct me about 2 hours away, even hotel dey cheap. I run into some Nigerians for Rio, one tourist, and two people wey dey stay there, some igbos. (dem avoid me because dem no understand this kind guy wey ready follow them anywhere wey dem dey go, and I use style tall pass them, so them dey call me giant), me not knowing say, dem dey find way to shake me off - my boldness no pure to them , I no blame dem sha.

Na so i enter hood for Brazil(deliberately unnamed) based on direction from those hotel workers for Rio. O boy, I no cun know say na one chance I enter. I no been know say, gang war dey brew for area. I dey this hood hotel for 3 weeks, dey find where I fit rent for a month, but e no to pure. After 3 weeks, I cun dey see say, I no fit get place then go find work, where i go start. Mind you, during this 3 weeks, i dey reason am say, no be for me to enter Nigeria, then go restart - at least I still know Nigeria better, but shame no gree me - make I call am pride.

Anyways, one thing I do for my first 3 weeks for hood, na to dey listen and speak less, e help me hide my Nigerian side, but I no know say e make the two gangs wey get beef, dey look me like either mercenary or undercover. I no dey sleep, when I go back hotel for night, na so I go dey learn the accent of portugese based on slangs from one area wey I dey tell this mamaput lady, say na where I travel from.

One day, I dey the lady shop, na him, like 4 guys show up spray like 3 people down for the shop across the lady shop. The lady sun already wan close her own shop, matter of fact, that week na her last week. I cun convince the lady say make she give me 2 months, to help her hold down the shop, while she go the other city start her new shop; she also been wan do am because her 16 year old daughter dey misbehave and she dey suspect say the girl dun turn their house to gang hangout.

The week I take over the shop, by this week, I dun comot the hotel, dey sleep for back of the lady shop; The first week, 2 guys show like normal, begin blast for the shop, na him dem hit me for back and my hand - thank God e no hit me for worst place. Anyway, dem bandage me up, even the ekelebe no know me proper - I still dey form person wey come from village side. I speak portugese similar to that side.


Small small, I cun dey learn about everything. I no change the name of the small mamaput shop, but I begin make suya type of meat, next thing you know, the place cun dey busy even more, and more yawa cun dey dey around. The place na neutral side wey both sides fit show. No be only our shop there. Dem also know the lady but no cun dey see her, but with the new busy way, I dey sell suya dey put am for aluminum foil with sauce on the side. So, like joke, many of them cun dey hangout there. E get one 17 abi na 16 year old boy, wey dem dey call Anode, na him dey give me more news on the low down of the area and who be who. Before I forget, dem rob me twice in two months, use their weapon hit me well well, stab me for hand - nearly comot my finger wey I dey try hold one of the guy from beating me not knowing say na him knife I go hold, na so he draw the knife, e tear my hand - e take over 4 months to heal.


One day, that small boy Anode and him friend, come there dey chill for morning, dey talk to the bar side near the small shop wey i dey run, na so like another 2 small boys show for bike, clear anode, two of him friends, and one girl.


Long story short, I cun let like 4 people cun dey help me for the shop, small small, some of the guys wey dey the gangs cun dey see me like person wey dem go give respect, I dun collect from both sides and even small new gang. Ekelebe dun arrest me multiple times, dun even shoot at me for the shop because dem never see me before. I thank God. And I still dey work, with bandage, with everything, as long as i fit move, dem (the gangs, the ekelebes, the regular area people) never see anybody like that - dem no know say na condition make crayfish bend - na necessity for me. I dey baff, everything for the shop. E ruff for my first year and half. Me wey dey think say, I dun comot Nigeria, say I dun escape that kind thing. I dey tell you, many times for night when I dey shop dey sleep, na so dem dey do shootout for the street, over 100 shots or more. The shop and other shops, bullet holes everywhere.




Long story short, with time, sometimes dem go dey talk about yoruba and their wish to go there, and all these, na so I use cun dey find out say many of them na igbos, after them do gene test (wey dem dey trace their root to Africa). No be say everyday na war o, there were fun days. But the war days na hellellee. When i see say dem dun dey like Africa like that, I begin dey play all that timaya, p square, those early davido, wizkid, etc so my shop (by now, I dun buy the shop from the landlord wey that lady rent from. I dun get like 4 boys there. I dey good on both sides of the hood. The day wey dem wan do peace treaty, na my shop both number 1s come with other community leaders, by this time I dun dey sell isiewu sauce with rice, suya, kpuff kpuff, chin chin, peppersoup, rice and stew, jellof rice (like coconut rice type), and some of their food. I get 5 people wey dey work there, I dun buy the bar next door.



Na so o, in 19months, I no sleep reach 4 hours a day. If no be war, na future planning. Na so i use get into oil and gas and underwater welding, from one of my big dawgs wey come around one day. I do unpaid training like 2 hours away from the shop area. Then I cun get money, go Nigeria, cun enter yankee cun learn more, make money go back, open more shop for Rio, then cun buy delivery trucks, cun buy fashion store, from there cun dey try. E no easy, movie never finish. But, now I fit enter Brazil and be treated like citizens. When some of them cun know say I be Nigerian, dem trip. Dem no believe am. I speak like them. The area people see when I nearly kpai. I get scar for head wey bullet scrape me, my hand, back, chest, leg, Na God o. But I will forever be grateful to Brazil. Nothing but love. I put basketball court, build play ground, help many people, just like i dey do for Nigeria.


Things for take longer than normal, but na God. With time, I cun dey meet more Nigerians, mostly igbos, but I dun meet real Nigerian yoruba before too. Even those nigerians wey I see in my first week, dem be paddy now. I take my brother enter Brazil for visit, like 2016 abi na 17.

E plenty, but make I stop now. Memories.

Just humble when you dey there, Brazilians can get really rough. And small pikin fit dey take cocaine, so dem no dey too normal.

Ọmọ. You have lived a life worthy of a movie.

Thanks for taking time to share?

You fit drop some pics of the scars?

GreatAutos:
The only book that tells you where you are from, where you belong and where you are going to is the Holy Bible.

God no say make anybody fight for am
That alone makes Koran a book of ethics

Lol. How many books have you read that you said only the bible tells you that. Bible that did not explain how the children of adam and eve multiplied.

Ignoramus.

I. Made a mistake

keytosuccess:
Cybersecurity Analyst Professional Certificate @4k only instead of $49 interested writer me on wats app numba @signature

Note: i will do the subscription first before you pay me for trust issue

Al-amin Musa

Jewessgratitud3:
If she truly did what deserves such punishment then so be it. Big girl no dey for that one otherwise let her damn the consequences and jump the punishment.

Even she knows she deserves it thats why she obeyed. if you respect yourself, nobody will treat you anyhow

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Your mumu too much

Chai

Look at how low the resolution is. How are we meant to know it's truly the same set of people in both pics

Nengiraw:
Thank you!! I felt the age gap was too much and he was already coming for me in a weird manner. if I missed his calls. When I call him back, he starts being mad that I missed his calls, and it was not just normal calls, it was video calls, and I told him I didn’t like video calls, yet he will be blasting my phone unannounced with it.

Abeg stand your ground
No gree for the man, no gree for your family. If everything goes south, na you go bear am.

I'll advice you block the guy.

LINSAR:
No sex till marriage, I don't fornicate.

If you have nothing doing to earn a living, I can't be fending for you like your father.

I pay less attention to physical attributes. I might not even notice you made a new hair. Your wig, makeup and nails don't do a thing on me.

You must know how to pray and have patience. Dating a believer is different from dating Pablo Richie the yahoo boy.

If I'm talking angrily, just keep quiet and don't touch me. If you dare me, whatever happens, it's sorry you'll collect afterwards.

So in short, you're a wife beater. Good to know.

decub:
on the country, she is not always taken serious, until the lies eventually turn true.

Kemi knows a lot.

*contrary

sukkot:
doesn’t have to be illegal. You could be stuck because of too many bills. No savings

So if they don't have money, why are you asking that will they or will they not come home when they already have no choice in the matter?

sukkot:
am talking expired papers, or illegitimately , or you havent found your foot and dont have 10000 pounds for ticket and airbnb and funeral arrangement

Guy UK is not US. You can't get a job if you don't a visa that allows you to work. I also don't understand this 10 to 15 years you're saying. It's not nollywood now. If you like spend 50 years, if you're illegal, you are going back.

By the way, why would you ever need to spend that much on flight? Is it flight to heaven?

HAD3S:
You are a very BIG and SENSELESS RAM Your generation will know no peace. Extremist like you are not worthy to be alive. You and your head slammer brothers and sisters are the Kafiris and the Arna. Oshogbo [b]THUNDER[/b]will strike yoou and your father. Useless Ram. I spit on you

Kingozymandias:
This is what happens when ypu imbibe Impúity by mixing with Kafirs too deeply. I didn't say don't have Kafir acquaintances you can but do not mix too deeply with them .


Treat them as you would a lost cattle or child . Do not allow their ways seem harmless to you

Pray a halal life always

You spew hate rhetoric against your kind and present them as evidence as hatred against you to stir your kind to hate others.

Very good. Devil no do pass this one.

The guy is not Muslim. He's a Christian stirring hate against Muslims with comments like this. Check his previous posts

No matter how the world keeps lying to itself, gender roles will always exist. You will be placed within some certain standards based on your gender.

If a man's worth is his salary, it is wrong to go about asking about his salary

If a woman's worth is her beauty, don't ask her age. Don't make her feel less beautiful.


Just social norms

omoluka:
Good morning people, please, must call log show mobile network operator name ?

I don't think so. I know people who have used WhatsApp call logs.

DataAlchemist:
You have a really good point but you sounding like you are one of the candidates

I'm not o. It's just that some of these attitudes should be called out

Is. That so

Odewaleadesoye:
2. Some candidates lack good character:
After checking those with good resumes, I decided to contact them via phone call and I was disappointed with the way some of them responded to the phone call especially ladies. Some were asking me how I got their contacts. Some were so rude at the beginning of the conversation. Some didn’t pick up nor return the call. Some couldn’t respond to simple “good morning Miss. …, how are you today?” It was so pathetic.[font=Georgia][/font]

You're the one who is unprofessional not the candidates. Once you give a call, you immediately introduce yourself and why you're calling before they utter a word. "Good morning. My name is Femi. I'm calling regarding an application you made to...... for the position of..... Is this....?"

Not "Hello, how are you?" it's within their right to be cautious to someone whom they can't ascertain is on the line. You could be a scammer trying to steal some of their details. In fact, in this day an age, with AI, some scammers require just a sample of your voice and they will be able to authorise and meander through major security checks. So because of your unprofessional ways and 80k job. They should always lose guard.

The point about them not remembering they applied to your work means you're not aware of the realities of hiring. So you expect them to make only one application once per month for a company that might not even acknowledge your application or make them in hundreds per day. It's clear you don't know it's both a game of numbers for the recruiter and the applicant.

In a normal professional setting, you're meant to email these candidates, informing them of suitable dates or time for a phone call. Not just call whenever and be say they didn't pick up.

It's clear that because you were retained after NYSC, you have no idea how recruiting and job applications work. Arrogance and ignorance.

Nawa o

benjijosh:
I did my Biometrics since 3rd of Aug and it's still showing at DMC when I tracked it.

Does anyone know how I can follow cos I think it's taking longer than expected

Which venue did you do it and what type of application? Standard or priority?
Response for standard is 15 working days—3 weeks

guobe:
You have a vital point.Indomie generation are now old maybe we will shift it to Genz.

Check online to see the range genZ is in. Maybe you fall within and you don't know

puffmama:
They no longer place any letter with the passport. Any other information that needs to be passed is sent by email .

If it's a student visa , The person should have received or would receive a BRP mail which will have more details . If you don't get it after 2 days and you are sure it's not in your spam or promotion mail , please send an email to
DecisionLetterRequests@fcdo.gov.uk

You will get it within 24-48 hrs.

Thank you for response, puffmama. It is appreciated. The person is a dependant

alert20:
good morning boss... when was these someone's biometric and what categories did he/she applied for

She applied 14th of this month. Dependant.

Hello good people. Someone I know just got their visa but there was no accompanying letter. Doesn't UK attach letters anymore? As in letter giving details about the visa?

accordadoga24:
God bless Mary Slessor.

If not for her, these people would not be existing today.

Olodo. Is this calabar?

24?
That's a really old dog

Natbrowny:
Medically. That's wrong. Coz she gets heat concentrated in that part of the body.

I knw copy cats go plenty soon.

Lol. But when people are naked you don't come to post that medically it's wrong as they are exposed to cold. Just say you hate the sight of hijab like everyone else, nobody go beat you

okosodo:
An account that I have been following since 2011.Kemi does not know what she is saying, Twitter does not condone such, it would have been taken through artificial intelligence. Ask yohoo boys how difficult it is to use Twitter to scam. Madam you no get point

People just throw around the word Artificial intelligence these days.
Make you set alarm as you take dey set before, people go say na artificial intelligence. Everything wey concern computer these days na AI

You need o.

ednut1:
If you are above 18 and still watching anime I think you need deliverance.

What a myopic take.

Iamzik:
This world life no balance

Fixed!☺️

Thanks