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Just don't know what to say or describe u na, you were incredilly Amazing. Can't help but call u a perfect woman. Continue to rest in peace ma

seuncyrus:

Baba Abeg who she be?

Please what prove is Sahara reporters showing to justify their clim abi d just cook up story?

prettytasha:
yes android

1: Go to Settings -> About Phone/Tablet. 2: Go to “Build Number” at the end of the Scroll list. 3: Tap on “Build Number” repeatedly (7 times). On your third tap you should see message indicating that you only have 4 more taps to go to ‘become a developer’. Keep tapping until you are a developer. 4. Now Developer Option will be included in setting list of yours now. Go to “Develop Options” to check USB debugging > OK. Done. After connecting your devices to PC with USB Mass Storage mass, or connect the memory card
through your computer’s card reader.

prettytasha:
tried that already , for some reason , my phone doesn't show when connected to pc

is it an android phone dat u r using?

Just connect the phone to the pc via USB cord n copy d files

That's superb just googled to see now reliable d news is n it's genuine

Go to ur Facebook settings under notification n off it I.e to stop receiving mail frm fb

joseo:
At this age?...........wish them all the best.....





come to think of it.......what makes them attracted to each other?

I guess They both needed companionship nothing more

Most Pple commenting here weren't stubborn as children, if not na small thing to do, I ll simply scale the hallway with my legs n hands in both side of the wall, d snake can't jump up n grap u.

They all know themselves n how d game is played na..

I strongly believe dis guys are dead now

I pray n so wish to be like my dad, the Man is Wonderful!!! I love you sir

Lala right now!!!!!

Blacquin:
2B's 3C's

Yeah you can get admission but the chances is 50/50, did u tk any uni as second choice

Blacquin:
please help a sister I got 194,and I want to study medical biochemistry in Delta state university.can I get admission

If your o level result is good n can give you 50% score, then yes u can gain admission!

Harbioye:
"Under the law", u mean old testament?

Yes.
You see the reason many are shying away from churches, it's not bcus they are rebelling against Jesus. It is because they have not been introduced to the Jesus who gives the guilty sinner the GIFT OF NO CONDEMNATION!
Too often, non believers have been introduced to Christianity as a set of rules that only judges and condemns them. If you conduct poll of among non believers to find out what they know about Christianity, many of them would probably be familiar only which the Ten commandments. They know only about the law that kills and not the person who came to brings life.
But Christianity is not about laws, it's about Jesus n how He shed His blood for the forgiveness of our sins, for without the blood the bible says there is no forgiveness of sin. That's why Christianity is a relationship based on the shed blood of Jesus Christ. His blood washed away all our sins and the law that we are supposed to fulfill, He fulfilled on our behalf. Bless u

Harbioye:
Guess u forgot these?


Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

My point: Everybody has the choice of freedom in choosing whatever religion he believes in.
I, as a Muslim, believe Islam is the right and only way.
The reason why I quoted those bible verses is that, don't be quick to judge any verse of the Quran especially when u have no better understanding of it.
Islam, I repeat, Islam is the only way.
Take it or Leave it.
U want evidence, quote me!?

But all dis you quoted were under the law, that's why Christ came so we can live under his Grace not under the law and be free from all condemnation before God.. Bless u

HotHot96:
Not a hypocrite just realistic. Most Muslims are even more religious than many Christians these days!. As a matter of fact av lasted longer with the Muslim guy than I have in any other relationship with so called Christians

But as a Christian that u supposedly are, it's a sin to indulge in sex outside marriage

HotHot96:
Abeg joor! Av been with a Muslim guy. His dick was good! And he takes care of me...so what is op sayaain

Op is saying you are not a Christian but a hypocrite

cassidyjosh:
bros and your point is?

Christianity is not a religion but a way of life "Christ like", so for the fact that someone goes to church doesn't make that person a christian

Good evening Nlanders!!!!
Clears throat!!!!
Okay!!
I don't know if it's just me but nairaland seems boring tonight, so the idea here is that you post links of your favorite collections of funny threads(nairaland threads only), so we all can access different funny threads under one thread!!!
Do I have a witness in the house

Here are some of mine!!!
www.nairaland.com/3393528/just-laughs-nigerians-no-get
www.nairaland.com/3350772/craziest-thing-ever-done-while
www.nairaland.com/3424422/some-jokes-keep-healthy-recession
oya feel free n add all dos rib cracking thread you have been following

Lol Oba has suffered dis period sha

Be like dis guy!!!

Thermodynamics just because of the stupid lecturer, we all hate d guy

MOSICATED5:
well ur case pass me. I see where u belong. If u can believe the crap that Adeboye gist with ur god. Holy things for holy people. The church is dedicated for the worship of Almighty God and not a place to entertain with laughter. I also saw beauty peagent in church and some one like u said it cool. Theaters are for entertainment in dance, comedy, movies. Church is supposed to he for d worship of a Holy sinless God. Why will Christianity gain grounds when we make humor of it

Humans are created in the image of God (Genesis 1:27). This means that the majority of our qualities somehow reflect God. Because of our sinful nature, however, certain of our qualities are skewed
misrepresentations of the true nature of God. For instance, intellect is part of the character of God, but we
can abuse intellect by making it into a god. Creativity is also part of the character of God, but we sometimes
use it to promote sin or evil. Our sense of humor also comes from God. If He did not have a sense of humor,
from where else would we get ours?
Proverbs 17:22 says, "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Psalm 126:1-2 depicts God as the giver of laughter: "When the Lord restored the fortunes of Zion, we were like those who dream. Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among
the nations, 'The Lord has done great things for them.'" Laughter and joy are seen as positives in the Bible. If
God had no sense of humor, this would not be the case.
I can see you the type that believe ur pastor is the most righteous of all, its obivious u dont have an intimate relationship with God if u can question someone having a conversation with God. Bless u

Davidoff cool water for men

MOSICATED5:
God laughs at human humor? So the human controls God? What do u mean by ministering I'm comedy?

Firstly Sure He does! Where else would we get ours,
since we are made in His image, and a sense of humor is such a
delightful gift? I remember listening to one Adeboyes message That he spoke about his conversion with God that he God laughed when they were speaking.
Secondly humans don't control God but u can do things that ll move him to action.
Thirdly when it comes to the things of God it's not regarded as performance but as ministration, pastors ministers in word, choir esters in music, even ushers in their services Are ministering likewise anything else in the house of God. bless u

omaolowo:
Yes.
Sales of JAMB Forms continue till the new date of 5th May.
Take note also that JAMB's promised mock exam shall be taking place on Saturday 29 April. (This weekend)

Is the mock compulsory for all candidate?

AmoloPatrick:
U just stated d same Bible verse I mentioned earlier enough of criticism

Why guys making God look like a sadist, do u know last akpororo while ministering in comedy made an alter call, and hundreds of youths gave their life to Christ? We should encourage our gospel Comedians to be impact-full with their jokes not to discourage dem. bless u

MOSICATED5:
can u cite the gift of comedy in the Bible and how dose comedy edifices the church? Is the worship of Almighty God characterized with humor and laughter. ?

Baba God gave us the power of ideas and the power to make things out of this idea. Do u know that's God laughs? "Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh" if our heavenly fathers laugh in His throne why can't we laugh at His house?
Comedians just gat to mindful of their joke not them stoping to minister in churches