₦airaland Forum

lagos is for everybody and for nobody

see fellow guys dey ask who covered his bonny ass and hairy balls


tueeeh

igbo business people, i carry my right hand take cut cap for una three times

these people are good with business and making money, if only they got a shot at the presidency and run it like their personal business, naija go flourish

i like brezz shaa

wizkid is in a better position to clear us on that


but wait oo, that bombom wey gallant mopol dey guard, gallant gaan oo

''.....after reading education..."

Op come, who was your English teacher?

Boko Haram has been more credible than the Nigerian army

stupid project

Coldshisha:
Remove Nepotism and poor knowledge of complex Nigerian Economy

Buhari is trying his best

by turning blind eyes to bandits, who have killed nothing less than 200 people in zamfara,benue, etc in the past 1 week, while they roam about destroying famrs and kidnapping school students for ransome

unfortunately, we are not even begging him to create jobs anymore, we only want him to better the worsening security situation in the country, we didn't vote him to come and try

omo dem don dey analyze don jazzy priccc above me ooo, ahh world people

abi true true don jazzy get small pricc or erectile dysfunction ni

relationship matter?
i go like hear from the horse's mouth

south africans go just look anyhow and carry deadly weapon of mass destruction behind

i know some guys would use pillow to cover her face and still knack, hiiian

alhaji, zaria is peacful nau, what are you talking about

i thought its the dot in an empty circle that the problem of nigeria, please dont distract our darling daddy and confuse BMCs

Wizkid, bastard son of nobody

Wicked Yoruba demon

Who go pay for the outing

First sign of kayanmata, you sent him to buy groundnuts like houseboy

Second signs, wait make I sip kunu first till this hit fp

That woman when get the breasts of seven people is 22

Na shayo, and loud plus konji make davido fucc this girl, hiian


Cos I no understand how he take use open eye tidy this girl to the extent of getting her pregnant

Come anD enter yellow bus in oshodi under bridge or obalende, not London bus

Your body go tell you

Find loud smoke, u go dey alright!

One time in secondary school, I was seating on a window in the class, normal guys gathering, when I saw other students fleeing in different directions, the most notorious diciplanary teacher was walking around, and he must not see you not on ur seat, if devil wan Bleep you up, make he catch you for another class that's not yours, no so I reflectively leaped from where I sat in that window, a piece of mail that was sticking out grab my trouser and tore it like a mad man's trouser, I no quick know say, ahhh until breed blow my bombom, I nearly died of shame.

The type of person I am in class, the lively fun person, who funds humor in everything, including in teachers and sometimes their mode of dressing, the back bencher that always throw in jokes,I still come be prefect again

It was so embarrassing for me, I could even allow my voice to be heard or even stand up from my seat before someone would remind the whole class that my trouser is torn, I had to tie a hoodie around my waist to cover the torn trouser while I was going home, it was few of my friends that noticed and till tomorrow they still yab me about it

What about Yoruba Muslims

Go and sit down, Cynthia Morgan badder than you, teni better than you, tiwa Savage the queen of the industry, hotter, sexier and has achieved more than you, who goes you

Dem dey use marine kingdom run street for my guy, no be only marine kingdom, na gbaramatu kingdom

Ogbanje or not, dump her and move on, or cut emotional ties with her and keep fucking her brains out, but use protection oo brother because like this, she's sleeping with lots of guys

No be only Koo, na kukuruku

Clownish govt, let the FG, and all the ministries and parastatals deactivate their Twitter account first, we will take them seriously

Copy and paste your third and fourth paragraph to your soon to be ex boyfriend, mafejo pawa

We have bigger fish to fry

i have no sensible thing to post.

but i will be eating boiled yam nd ewa agoyin with stew and pomo this evening

when fulani killer herdsmen hack your brothers and sisters and grandpa and grandma and burn your houses, the pictures are all over the nets...keep deceiving your sefl and spinning imaginary tales

in this situation, i will buy another phone to make it two and be using it to chat my self, so that i will know i am dating my self


too call you mumu hungry me shaa, permit me to call you mutula

their is nothing this fulani terrorist govt can not do, i wont be surprised if OP is right