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Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by kiddapunk: 7:39pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
Be smart.

Have goals

I love the sounds of guitar, be able to play one.

And lately, I love money and also I can manage it.

I think I am too hard on broke guys, yes, I am hard on them because they are damn broke, can't afford nothing except presenting their smelling dicks.

God help you broke guys.
I'm not broke, but are you rich yourself?
Business / Re: Bill Gates Steps Down From Microsoft Board by kiddapunk: 12:26pm On Mar 14, 2020
Afromentalist:
All hail to a true master of the game.

He was not intelligent enough to develop anything himself. But he was wise enough to steal other people's invention, commercialize it and milk the world off it. He single handedly managed to impose his once shitty stolen invention into a necessity, a feat that bitcoin creators have not been able to reproduce.

Behold, a great mentalist.

The African Mentalist.
foolishness is a curse
Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:27pm On Mar 11, 2020
autonomous22:



Ur mouth no good... Mean while patience Jonathan is from rivers state, not Bayelsa...
fools talk without facts now
Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:25pm On Mar 11, 2020
Most beautiful girl in Nigeria 2018, from IMO state, this one fine abi?

Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:23pm On Mar 11, 2020
LilPeezy:
Most beautiful girl of Nigeria na fine pass for naija abi?? Una nor just get sense
no common sense my brother
Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:23pm On Mar 11, 2020
Omoejigbahe:
This is an insult to bayelsans, most beautiful girl indeed, na so bayelsa girls take ugly. Smh
you're a big fool. From your name, I suspect Delta. The home of Ugly, dry, looking things
Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2020
vickydevoka:
Naturally bayalsa gals the black well well. So if u manage fair u don turn most beautiful.
There men wan change their dynasty color, so Dem de marry whity
shut your trash fool. When you visit Bayelsa, you can give remarks
Celebrities / Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by kiddapunk: 8:21pm On Mar 11, 2020
Abfinest007:
if this is d most beautiful girl in b.y it means bayelsa girls are ugly.no disrespect
Pageatry na who get interest dey go
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie: Any Man Who Kneels Down To Propose To A Girl Is A Fool by kiddapunk: 1:32am On Feb 21, 2020
xendra:
please apart from dick and money, what other impact does a man add to a woman's life?

asking for a friend

so many mentions yet not 1 thing, guess that's all y'all have afterall, but you want a woman to be everything including a mother, househelp, maid, prostitute, manager and nanny for you. SMH
two things that constitute your existence. Dick bleeped you to this world and money sustained your sorry ass

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Programming / Re: What Is Algorithm Explained Simply? by kiddapunk: 2:59am On Jan 23, 2020
ehinorlive:
a step you direct program to follow to do a task or something.

assumming a rat is the programming language, how would you instruct a rat to turn on the standing fan.

step 1. check if there is light.
2. if there is light, plug fan cable to socket else come back and tell me no light.
3. if fan cable is plug, turn on the fan switch and report to me the fan is on.
algorithm is just a step you follow or tell something to follow to do something.

step 1. explanation - check if the light is on. the underlying programming already have a tool sometimes called a function to do that. just know the function that turn on the light and used it and you just perform step 1 of your algorithm.

my phone touch pad is faulty i should have type more.
thanks for your effort, are you a programmer?
Programming / Re: What Is Algorithm Explained Simply? by kiddapunk: 8:57am On Jan 22, 2020
FuckBots:
Www.whatisalgorithm.com
you do well
Crime / Re: Man Disguised In Hijab To Have Sex With A Woman In Her Husband's House (Photos) by kiddapunk: 8:55am On Jan 22, 2020
Okoroawusa:

Just look for the "front page" icon n click on it.
you can help me if you want
Crime / Re: Man Disguised In Hijab To Have Sex With A Woman In Her Husband's House (Photos) by kiddapunk: 8:21am On Jan 22, 2020
Pls I just made my first post, how do I get it to front page
Education / "I Did'nt Sack Anyone, Nor Increase School Fees" Niger Delta University's VC by kiddapunk: 8:18am On Jan 22, 2020
The vice chancellor has refuted claims that he's responsible for the drastic increment of school fees, stating that there is a governing council making such decisions. He further stated some improvements the school had experienced during this revolutionary period of his governance.

Here's a link to watch the full video.

https://www.facebook.com/102177154598874/posts/133546388128617/?app=fbl

WilberforceTv
Programming / What Is Algorithm Explained Simply? by kiddapunk: 4:35pm On Jan 19, 2020
Good day to all programmers in the house, I want someone to explain the meaning of Algorithm and how it relates with programming. Simplified ansersa would be really appreciated

Thanks
Crime / Re: Man Feeds His Daughter Faeces In Port Harcourt, Remanded In Prison by kiddapunk: 10:29pm On Jan 09, 2020
Trendy247:
I only saw curvy black pussy
the only joke here is your existence...sick paedophile
Crime / Re: Man Feeds His Daughter Faeces In Port Harcourt, Remanded In Prison by kiddapunk: 10:28pm On Jan 09, 2020
a person without morality beating a child for wrong morals(African hypocritical parents) spits angry
Romance / Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by kiddapunk: 10:23pm On Jan 09, 2020
geraldinai:
Nairalanders, this is a long post but please read till the end.

My bf just broke up with me over what he termed incompatibility. This guy and I have been together for two years and we both loved each other. It was a long-distance relationship, he stays in Lagos while I schooled in another town in the west. I had no problem with the distance because I'm not the attention-craving type and I like my space.

He's a complete extrovert, while I'm an introvert(not to the extreme though) and this has been an issue most of the time. He complains that I'm too quiet and not on the same social level as him. I don't do social media like that while he's uploading new pictures every minute. I also didn't like the fact that he relates too well with girls; he had a lot of female friends and easily socializes with new ones. Well, I blended with that so well as I didn't see any trace of unfaithfulness in him.

Fast forward to late last year, there was a breakdown in our communication, he stopped calling and chatting as he used to, I asked him what the matter was but he said there's nothing. I was a bit scared if something went wrong with him and I asked again after some days, that was when he said he would tell me when the time comes, so I stopped asking. With all the signs he showed me, my mind was telling me he wanted a breakup but I didn't ask him further as I was preparing for my final exam and him breaking up with me that period would leave me devastated so I focused on my exam with the hope that after then, we would talk about it.

After my exam, I sent him a text apologizing and asked us to continue as we were but he didn't reply. He invited me over to his place and that was when he told me he's no longer interested in the relationship, that he has no feelings for me again. He gave one thousand and one reasons for us not to be together anymore. He said I'm less expressive, I agree with anything he says and does and that during the break in our communication, I didn't make efforts to find out why he did so and challenge him. Funnily enough, I didn't react when he told me, I just said it's all right as I envisaged it earlier. With the reasons he gave me, my heart was broken and felt there was no need to push further. He was surprised with how calm I was when he told me, personally, I don't believe in forcing someone to love me.

I moved on well but after a week when I was alone and reflecting, the feeling of guilt overwhelmed me that I probably pushed him away with my seemingly “not too caring” attitude. I see myself with him and I never thought we could separate. I showed love and care in my how way and in the best way, I know-how. I did love him wholeheartedly and he knew it but he seemed unable to cope with my private/ less emotional lifestyle.
Nairalanders, did I actually push him away?

ugly people suffer too much in this life grin always heart break
Romance / Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by kiddapunk: 10:16pm On Jan 09, 2020
StoneColdBiceps:



Forget busy.
Forget money.
Forget rent.
Guy man is busy with another girl and compensating you abeg. A chick is within his peck and call...
this one that cannot give woman 500 naira without demanding sex. close your mouth!, dingbat.
Romance / Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by kiddapunk: 10:11pm On Jan 09, 2020
Fareee123:
Hi elders in the house, I'm a lady, I'm 21 years old. There's this guy I've been dating for about 3 years, we got along so fast that it feels like I've known him all my life, he's in his final year and I'm in my third year, not in the same school though.

He used to call and text often until middle last year, he stopped calling like he used to, I still do the calling, but I got tired, he wasn't reciprocating, when I complained, he said he's always busy, I feel that if he loves me like he claims, he will always check on me, whenever we're together, the vibes of the relationship is still there, but when we aren't together, he's a different person.

There was a time I broke up, I blocked him, he found a way to reach me and we ironed things out, he changed for 2 weeks before he went to his normal self. He answers to my needs guys, he has been paying my rent since my first year in school, he gives me 10k every 2 weeks, he pays for my hair when I need him to + other stuffs too.

Do you think he can change or do I just leave the relationship?? Please ignore the errors, I'm not perfect.
A final year student with all these responsibilities? how on earth would he accord you the same attention he gives to his hustle, which provides the obvious neccessities you enjoy?
PS: if he doesn't love you believe me you won't see shishi from him. that guy is close to God in your life grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by kiddapunk: 10:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
ScotMisile:

Take your joke to your folks.
you are a retard oga, even the person isn't offended

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by kiddapunk: 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2020
[quote author=ScotMisile post=85643231]
....and you are handsome and rich..mkpi[/quote.] big fool nai you be. even the person joke about am. mumu igbo man

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Romance / Re: Holy ghost by kiddapunk: 9:12am On Jan 09, 2020
funmisticqueen:
Ewwwwww!

That's gross. Disgusting.

I will rather hold my pee for 2 days than do that.
even you don do am. internet na bad thing, i no dey see your face na...dey lie!
Romance / Re: Ladies Marry The Guy That Loves Yhu Not The Guy Yhu Love by kiddapunk: 8:55am On Jan 09, 2020
Jodha:
Stick with the guy that loves yhu more ...not the guy yhu love because the guy that loves yhu will go the end of the earth for yhu but the guy yhu love will love yhu on his terms...

A woman can grow to love someone but a man either loves yhu or doesn't...

A word is enough for the wise...
2 paragraphs is more than enough.
take your mumu.advice and go. do whatever makes you happy jare, leave all this r/ship experts with zero prospects
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by kiddapunk: 8:53am On Jan 09, 2020
Coldie:

LoL... Am not neither.

Maybe am not just lucky with girls
maybe brother
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by kiddapunk: 8:48am On Jan 09, 2020
Coldie:

I am at Igbo guy from IMO but how come I have never noticed all this. I have never banged an IMO state girl in my life before, but people keep telling me that imo state/ owerri girls are easy.

How do they do it
you're ugly and poor

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Programming / Re: A Thread For Tutorial On Python Programming by kiddapunk: 8:34am On Jan 09, 2020
Paapii3d:
DAY 1
INTRODUCTION



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zccWt7NU4

The python Programming Language is one of the most sought for languages today. Reason is because it can be used for the following:
1. Web Development
2. Game development
3. Desktop Application
4. Android Development
5. Data Science/ Deep Learning/ Machine Learning

Understand how to prepare yourself for the python journey or easy transition if you are migrating from another language to python
pls i need your contact, i have something important to discuss.with you
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by kiddapunk: 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2020
[color=#000099][/color] ANYBODY WITH TECNO PHANTOM 8 THAT THE PANEL IS SPOILT, I WANT TO.BUY OTHER PARTS LIKE SCREEN, BODY,ETC.
Business / Re: Is Nigeria A Truly Wealthy Nation? See What Economic Facts Say by kiddapunk: 8:43pm On Jan 05, 2020
jamace:
Check the website in his write-up for his contact.
www.medium.com, nothing like contact there sir, if you can help me get it i'll appreciate a lot
Business / Re: Is Nigeria A Truly Wealthy Nation? See What Economic Facts Say by kiddapunk: 8:13pm On Jan 05, 2020
Speak2klein:
In 2003, Dangote set out to build his first cement plant with a budget of about $480 million. On completion of the project in 2007, he had borrowed an extra $175 million, built a dam, a gas pipeline (92km long) and more than 400 new houses. But guess what? No Nigerian bank was big enough to fund this project. In fact, the capital in more than 90% of the banks in Nigeria that year was just a little over $20 million. He had to look elsewhere.

Simple economic terms
GDP — in straightforward terms, the GDP or Gross Domestic Product is the monetary value of all finished goods and services in a country within a specific period. It is used to estimate the size of an economy and growth rate.
GDP per capita — If all the money Nigeria made in a year was split evenly amongst every single Nigerian, what each person gets is called the GDP per capita.
National Budget — The government gets money from taxes and fees and spends it on things like healthcare, infrastructure, education and general expenditures.


Nigeria’s economy

Poverty level by State in Nigeria (image 1)
Nigeria has the largest economy in Africa with a GDP of $398 billion compared to its closest competitor; South Africa, which has a GDP of $368 billion. However, the real wealth of a nation is calculated by its GDP per capita, and Nigeria ranked 140 out of 186 in GDP per capita global ranking.
Nigeria’s GDP per capita stands at $1,963 compared to South Africa’s $6,100 and Egypt’s $12,000. (Luxembourg ranks the highest in the world with GDP per capita of $144,000).
Nigeria is one of only 8 ‘World Bank red zones’. These are the only countries on the planet where GDP per capita (an indicator of individual share of wealth) has fallen steadily over the past 20 years.
Nigeria’s budget for the health sector in 2018 was $938 million for a population of over 190 million people compared to South Africa’s $17.6 billion for a population of just 56 million people. This means that as an average Nigerian, the government’s health budget for you for a whole year was just $4.5. Don’t forget the UK which set aside over $250 billion for the healthcare of its citizens in the same year (more than 10x Nigeria’s entire 2018 budget). That means each citizen was entitled to health funds of $4,000.


How did others do it?
You see, money is a coward; when money goes somewhere, and there’s trouble, money runs away. But when it goes to a place, and there is peace, it stays there. You don’t see money go to Iraq or Syria or Afghanistan, but you see it go to the UK, Singapore, London, China, etc. If you scare money, it runs away.

China Poverty Decline from 1981–2005 (image 2)
In a single generation, China has had over 600 million people move out of poverty. Three hundred million people (about the population of the US) move from rural to urban areas every ten years. This is because China is still experiencing its economic take-off phase; this describes a situation where the majority of the working population move from agricultural jobs to tech and industry and move from the country-side to cities.
The level of urbanisation that took place in China in 22 years is equivalent to the UK’s level that took 120 years and USA that took 80 years. So maybe there is hope for Nigeria.

Other Indicators

Number of Billionaires in China — 2015 (image 3)
According to BBC, China produces two (2) new billionaires every week and one million (1,000,000) millionaires every year.
I wanna be a billionaire, billionaire yeah yeah, I wanna be a billionaire, billionaire yeah yeah
(Verse 2)
I wanna wake up in a Lamborghini, I wan chop life on Santorini, oh yeah.
-Teni the entertainer, Billionaire


Meanwhile, according to the NDIC, 98% of Nigerians don’t have up to N500,000 ($1,250) in their accounts. According to Mckinsey & Co, only 2m people in Nigeria have purchasing power and annual incomes over $10,000.

2. In India, the city of Mumbai alone has almost 60,000 millionaires; meanwhile, in Nigeria, there are just 12,300 millionaires in the entire country.

3. One of the measures for the economy and middle class of a society is the records of airport passengers compared to its population. In one year, Nigeria had 15.2 million airport passengers compared to Singapore Changi Airport, which served over 65 million passengers. (Singapore population — 5.6 million). The metropolis of Shenzen alone in China had over 400 million airport passengers in a single year. (Shenzen population — 12.5 million)

4. South Africa’s fourth-largest bank — Nedbank has a market cap of $72 billion. This is bigger than the market cap of all the banks in Nigeria put together, including GTB, Zenith, FirstBank and Ecobank.


So what do we do?
The real wealth of a nation is in its people and like Dangote would say, “Nobody will fix Nigeria for us until we take the lead”. One of the greatest assets that have helped China and India grow is its population.
So is Nigeria a truly wealthy nation? The answer is No. However, it can be so. If an average Nigerian produces half the GDP per capita of the average UK citizen, our GDP will not be $398 billion but $3.9 trillion.

The growth of businesses drives the economy, and therefore, the government must put in place suitable policies to promote business growth. We must increase our productivity as a nation. And it begins with you. Do better, work smarter and grow bigger.
Please comment and share if you find this useful. I am Klein Udumaga.

This article was originally posted on my medium page. Please follow as I shed more light on the Nigerian economy and how to sell to Nigerians.
https://medium.com/@kleinuduh/is-nigeria-a-truly-wealthy-nation-7f839d838a6c
good evening sir, and what a great read you have here. As an aspiring entrepreneur i find your economic knowledge to be of massive value, so pls can i have your contact so i can get.more infos from you. i'd be really delighted.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Manhood Bigger, Fatter And Long Lasting To Save My Marriage? by kiddapunk: 7:07am On Jan 01, 2020
inbox me your number lets talk. i have a solution for you. some people will come here and claim its there friend that has issue even whn its obvious that we are all masked behind our profile names yet they are still ashamed.
love your sincerity of mind
oga share for me too

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