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tolue42:
The center of excellence!

Thumb up to our Able Governor. Sanwo-Olu

To experience massive developments in other states vote "ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU", Let him pilot the affairs of this nation comes 2023.

President position is not about lifting heavy blocks..

REMEMBER, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

Nonsense campaign project, if you want to get my vote at all, oga start the 4th mainland bridge

[quote author=Preston156 post=109712173][/quote]..mining kill u there we dey talk serious matter this one dey bring mining

Abby24:
Good day everyone. Please I need help/ advice on my issue. Few months back I started noticing some strange Marks/patterns/shape on my body both day and night immediately I wake up and the thing would disappear like 1hr after(any moment I sleep and wake up).

The saddest part of it was, it has spread to all the people that live with me in the house (we are 5 in the house) the same shape and patterns. It appears in our both left and right arms, thighs, back, shoulders, even face at times, that one usually looks like tribal marks and later disappears.

When it started initially, immediately I wake up I would feel weak, tired and lightheaded but all those symptoms has subsided now remains that strange Marks appearance and disappearance.

Although, I am still experiencing undescribable sore throat, it started like 2months ago, a month after the mark incidence (I feel as if some worms are there especially if I swallow saliva) also feeling as if something is moving in my body and if I put my finger to any where I feel the movement, it pulsates. Sometimes if I stay alone during the day, that thing would just make me feel sleepy and I will sleep off like 2-4hrs waking up tired with marks. I have spent plenty money on drugs, fasted and prayed even also went for special prayers.

Please what should I do again? Please help me.

Madam na ur bedsheets cause am not witchcraft

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1412909/theres-code-sperm-demons-can-use-access-destiny-mummy-g-o-tells-men-video/

As funny as it may sound, she is 100% correct

doggedfighter:
I don't care about life after death because there's none.




You live once so a little debauchery is okay one's lifetime.



Good morning, my Pastor friend !

I pity u

uptimum123:
Wishing him good luck

I still believe Lagos state needs it's own state police

BAT for President

BAT NI? Mosquito for President

[quote author=NewsPerson post=109434774][/quote

Wike dey diet? 2022 my belle must flat. If wike can loose that pregnancy I can do better, 6 packs here I come

SadiqBabaSani:
May he never rule Nigeria,
May he never be Asiwaju of Nigeria

This is a patriotic prayer

Amen!!!

DispatcherLagos:
This is Oshogbo. Check the sign post

Its orlu not Oshogbo

GenderMix:
Dear Esteemed Nairalanders of extreme wisdom, I have a 4+ year old daughter who is very curious and sleeps on the same bed with me and wife. Some days ago she almost caught me and wife having sex, so in the morning she asked my wife what I was doing to her…lol. Most times I hug and kiss my wife in front of her and do same to her (in her case, a peck and she reciprocates back). This is our normal lives. Sometimes, when I hug my wife before her, she gets jealous..lol






I think we made a mistake in not allowing her get used to her room from day one. We had tried to make her see reasons why she can’t continue to sleep on same bed with us but it’s all falling on deaf ears. At a point, we forced her to her room and when she woke up around 2am, all hell was let loose, I felt sympathy and told my wife to allow her into our room.


We can’t continue this way, so I need your advice (especially married couples with kids)

1. Did we make a mistake by letting her sleep on same bed with us considering she is just 4?

2. Is it too late to force her to her room?

3. How do we go about making sure she gets used to her room without disturbing us?

4. If she asks what we are doing at night, like the case where she almost caught us, what would be a good reply that would sound logical and educative for her own growth.

5. Is her jealousy normal?

Thank you

Bros let her stay for now, if you and your wife wan nack make Una go her room go nack, no educative, logical or religious explanation for that age. Go to her room to do it, better not be caught if not her school teacher or her Sunday school teacher will call you. U nor go like wetin she go dey tell u ooo.

[quote author=Christinaog post=109267015]Men are scum [/quote
One Yoruba demon don break this one heart.

Dagger111:
Hmm..... Run from her pls. A lady told me same, she goes to Celestial Church, that should be a red flag for me but i put my fat head. It got to a point, if i haven't see her kpekus f3ck in 2 days, i won't get myself. Every other kpekus become non attractive to me. She took in for me (story for another day). She is an outing and party type person, so i cant cope with that. At the end, i summoned courage and prayed hard, i told her i want to quit, i refused her seeing me privately, i keep running till she got tired. It was a log story bro, just run, she will collect you as she said oo. Shora fun obinrin o, Olohun awa peelu e o..


However, if this topic hit FP, this will be my first FTC, meaning this year will be interesting for me. I believe... Pls quote me once it hit FP.

Lol you made it.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

U need strength to kill abi?

[quote author=vicki007 post=109188507]This is something I cleaned on 31st December morning, sparkling clean. Look at it now. If not that I've been around, I would have thought maybe the appliance got burnt. And guess what? I never leave my window open without my net closed.

This is the air we literally breathe-in everyday!
I don't even want to snap my feet. I'm very light skinned but under my leg looks like I'm from Kenya

Please mods move this to FP let people see what we're going through.

[/quote if your fan be like this I wonder how your lungs go be like

eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactly

God forbid abortion, she give herself Belle nor be person put am there?

Newsmic:
A Nigerian Pastor, Ekuma Uche Philips, in Benin Republic shared photos of an 'angel' captured on camera in his church during cross over night, IgbereTV reports.

He wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1118717148957941&id=100024589999985

Angel dey wear canvas?

NaijaGoBetter20:
Portable when you de use yourself nobody knows you but now that Kogbagidi de use you about 40% of Nigerians de shout Oti zhe

Portable when you de use yourself na leg wagon you de ride but now that kogbagidi de use you, you have two exotic cars

Portable when you de use yourself na change de de inside your bank account but now you too de claim big God

Mr. Portable remember that Mr. Promoter no do all these for God, but to share profit with you, kindly get a lawyer to re-draft T&C for both of you

If he get a lawyer, soon he go still say the lawyer na ripper

EkiranAlexmedia:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/working-six-to-eight-hours-at-my-age-is-no-joke-buhari/%3famp

Who send you?
Na by force?

Mercychen:
Can you tell us the challenges in Lag that are not in Abuja?

Is it the standard of living? They are almost the same except if you live in a remote area in ABJ. There are areas in Lagos that are also reasonably cheap and affordable. Very nice too.

In fact, take the Lagos offer.100k is not a small amount of money. Besides are you not man?

If single ladies like me are surviving and surmounting the challenges of Lagos, why can't you? And to think I was born and bred in Lagos.. abeg, no challenges jor.

If you decide to accept the Abuja offer, don't forget to link someone here with the lag job, Biko. And if na the lag job you pick, give out the Abuja offer to a bro on here.

Best of lucks.

Lagos is the place for you brother, I have lived and worked in abuja, now in Lagos things are way better. But na only traffic be our major problem, na Lagos traffic go make person wey get better SUV dey envy Okada man.

Cokahot:
I have no pity for them nd I pray all my ex are all killed. Stupid bastar d oloshos them. Idiot s. Good thing shez dead now,no more worries. When u toast them,dey start forming,become rude,I can't follow who doesn't have this and that. U don't have class. If u don't work,u will get killed by ritualists. Don't go and learn trade. One olosho dead, hahahahahaha. Yahoo ritualist has finally cashed out. Hahahahahaha

Bros forget your anger towards your ex. You are a psychopath by your insensitivity and statement

fergie001:
Suspects named Okorocha, Uche Nwosu as sponsors of banditry, says Imo



Oguwike Nwachuku

Chief Press Secretary/Media Adviser to the Governor

Liars

bigpicture001:
My girlfriend whom I have planned to settle down with simply started acting cold and eventually stylishly slide out of our relationship because I sat her down and made a family financial support proposal to her in which she will be financially committed to running the proposed family we intend to raise...

These are the proposal...

1. She earns about 80k wile I earn about 300k.. I asked that we jointly contribute for all the children's Career funding starting from when we get married even before any of their birth.. I proposed 10k monthly from her and 40k from me to a trust account. From it we plan to fund all the children's Career from kiddagatten to varsity or which ever path they choose..

2. That sh choose between Nepa bill or DStv or gotv sub monthly..just one for her

3. I will be responsible for rents

4. We pay into another joint account for vacation once in two years..like sh puts in 20k I put in 50k monthly..

5. I provide all the heavy food stuffs required in the house in large quantities including gas ND change of electronics, but sh provide all the daily food supplements to mk mine complete.

6. She buys her clothes ND I buy mine but we can both surprise ourselfs with gift to the other..

7. I will buy the family car ND maintain it. If she buys no p.

8. I didn't rule out surprise gifts once a while and outting which I bankroll ND expect her to do same occasionally..

Plz oo nairalanders are these responsibilities to a wife too much for her, I mean one who works and earn over 50k...?

That is too much na, at least 20k from her is enough, she nor dey pay transport go work? She nor go eat or buy things for herself? Abi na u wan dey buy pad too? Or she nor get family to support? Guy this your plan be like say u nor wan her to progress at all.

HenryDion:
I have finally made up my mind to stop smoking weed.

It no longer helps.

It has lost its magic.

The reward for quitting is worth it:

Healthy teeth... Clearer skin... Succulent lips... And a clearer mind.

There was a time weed served me. But not anymore, and it's time to move on!

Not saying that weed is bad... Saying it's no longer serving me as a creative.

Dear nairalanders, what's your new year resolution?

To be closer to God like never before

VOsimhen144:
To be a man is not easy. 2021 has been a rough year for me, yet I'm gonna keep on working and hustling hard still thy kingdom come.

As at now, here is my networth (home and abroad). I'm crossing over to the New Year With - 6 naira, but I believe 2022 would be a great year for me and by the end of 2022 my account will be swimming in + 6 figures and beyond.

Guys how much are you entering 2022 with??

600

Islie:
• Erastus Madzomba was having a good time with his lover, Elgar Namusia, at Broadway Lodgings along Thiongo Road in Kawangware

• In a dramatic turn of events, Namusia claimed her boyfriend passed out after the session and died

• Namusia, in turn, alerted the police who rushed to the scene and found Madzomba's body lying on the bed:



https://www.tuko.co.ke/kenya/counties/438665-kawangware-man-collapses-dies-steamy-session-lover/

From bed to hell

Kalatium:
This thread is a Sequel to this 2020 thread https://www.nairaland.com/6335485/what-lessons-learnt-2020

As the year runs out, I thought it wise to once again reflect on lessons we have leart so far this year. I believe that we live to learn and in learning we live.

Here are 5 penned down leasons I became acquitted with this year.

1. Expect the best but prepare for the worst. Planning Is good but only up to a certain point because, more time than not, life does not go according to plan.
Do make your plans, but keep in mind things will most likely develop differently than what you planned.

As Mike Tyson once said " Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."

You can't always get what you want no matter how you try. There are many things I tried to accomplish but no matter how I tried there are many challenges I kept facing.

2. Many people are too proud of whatever they think they have , belief or possess and tend to use this criteria to look down on others or fight them . We are proud of our ignorance, proud of our religion or denomination, proud of our tribe, proud of our socioeconomic status .

These are things we did nothing to get. We were fortunate to have found ourself in such tribe, religion, socioeconomic status (poor, rich or middle class) etc.


3. The 80/20 rule:
This is a principle that states that roughly 80% of results are generated from 20% of efforts.

To explain this law further:
• 20% of employees account for 80% of the companies success.

• You wear 20% of your clothes 80% of the time .

• You walk on 20% of your carpet 80% of the time.

• You spend 80% of your time with only 20% of your friends.

• 20% of Nairalanders deliver 80% of nairaland content.

4. People tend to remember more of your bad side that the good .
You may do many good things but once you do bad, that is where you get heavy criticism irrespective of your past good deeds. You might have been helping someone consistently but the day you refuse, you are seen as lacking compassion or wicked.

I think the human brain has a tendency to remember more bad things than good. I also think that's why bad news tend to get our attention more than good ones.

5. People always judge a book by it's cover. Within seconds of seeing you people have already judge you based on how you appear and project their thoughts on what you are like ,even before getting to know you.

What lessons have you learnt?

Never to trust anybody not even your own blood

Wonderful

Cantonese:
Wrong

Bride price paying is not just cultural. It is Christian and it is Islamic. Which of the two religious faiths do you profess?

“Bride price isn’t paid but dowry”. My friend please note that pride price and dowry are the same depending on what side you are looking at it from. Some say “dowry” is a property given by a woman to her husband while getting married and “bride price” is the token or money given by a man or woman in the process of marriage. The fact remains that it is a practice accepted by most societies and it is accepted like I said earlier in Christianity and Islam.

You can check for yourself how in the Bible days “dowry” was paid by King David and also Abraham’s servant for Isaac. You may also ask our Islamic brothers and sisters how dowries are paid and collected according to Islamic injunction, because they do it.

That some families return the bride price paid does not eliminate the fact that the bride price was paid in the first place and accepted by the consenting families of the ladies. Some fathers simply claim that they “are not selling their child”. They take a token and return the rest thereafter.

Payment of the bride price is very symbolic in that it is the indicator of parental consent and acceptability by the families concerned. In some cultures, when the marriage ends in divorce it is pertinent that the family of the lady returns the dowry otherwise the lady is termed to still be married to the man.

Lastly different interpretations have come up in respect of the said matter. Our beliefs hold it without doubt that if you have not paid the dowry then you are not legally married. If therefore, you have not paid the dowry how then can two join together to become one? If the Alfa or Priest has not done the religious process, what then do you expect?

Cheers.

What about our brothers and sisters in Europe and America where bride price is not paid, you only go to court to get registered as couples and thats all, won't they make heaven? Mind you no one collect pride price or dowry, so people like don Moen won't make heaven?

Rinoxy:
A friend married his wife as a virgin and has remained faithful to her. He suspected her of infidelity and confronted her, to his surprise vcshe said 'yes I slept with another man since
you can't satisfy me'. Imagine the audacity!!!!

Note that this man has tried all he could to be better but she never cooperated with him. She's not remorseful and has been more disrespectful to him since the incident. Mature advice please as his sanity is paramount at the moment.

Which advice again, Abeg send that ungrateful bastard out of your house

steveneche:
Am currently dating this lady, she is 32 I am 25. I really like her because she is mature, caring and financially independent too

We have been together for over a year now but am feeling sceptical about proposing to her. I have this feeling she will reject my proposal and that might affect our on ongoing relationship

I don't want to loose her so I want to know what you guys think especially the ladies in the house


As lady, do you think you can get married to a guy who is over 5year younger than you?


Candid opinion please!

Why not? My friend wife is 5 years older than him and she love ,respect my guy as if he is 100 years older than her. My advice don't propose to her publicly just discuss it with her first, let the two of you be on the same page.

GLeesMODEL:
More

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Dem nor fit even spell common organizing

wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIiamBZGKPE

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CX5k2qCJoPN/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why this guy just dey trend like this? I don listen to his song all na rubbish. What do I know na naija we dey