₦airaland Forum

Telegram234:
Where is your favorite phone pressing spot and why u love the spot?

1) Toilet

2) Backyard of your house.

3) Your Balcony.

me nah toilet signals wey dey there pass 6G. lol

Toilet

Drone95:
#88.0 per day. #2,640 per month

You be writer for opay

kenzysmith:
Disvirgin in a brothel tried my best to stop for the past 11yrs I have been a sex slave to brothels women fast pray but is like there is a demon controlling me to always go there 33yrs no job, no wife, no ambition, looking wretched.

A graudate of UNIBEN with 2.1. Still on menial job.

Parents wealthy and Ist son, dad has techinically disown me. My younger brothers don't even respect me even though i am older than them with almost 10yrs.

My childhood friends start avoiding me only my mum regard me as a human being Please pray for me .

No job? How then do you pay for your brothel visitations? Bro go mfm prayer city for serious deliverance. Then get busy to take your mind of even if na site work. Just use am distract yourself suicide is never an option ok. I can hook you up with the site work if need be. You need to mingle with people,do some heavy site work,get tired and sleep. Na who get full strength dey reason woman matter. I beg nor kill yourself

domesifa:
With the availability of HD and FHD online video contents increasing overwhelmingly and the presence of cable tvs, when last did you watch a local TV station or use a local TV antenna? Do the TVS still exist? How're the staff coping?

more than 3 years now

Gospelpreacher1:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/new-microchip-implant-lets-you-26687913

E don show mark of the beast 666.
Get ready guys, una go soon know say righteousness was right all along

obembet:
How many time na... I don read this News here more than 6 times.

Exactly wetin I wan talk too

Hahahahaha terrorism don turn cult for Nigeria

Daniel7543:
Married women sabi take good care of their KUKUNASE. They are so clean down there. I can comfortably give a married woman head.

Fvcking a married woman without condom is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I would advice guys to give it a try.

God punish you bro

RaymondEasyLife:
Between Tom and Jerry, who did you support as a child ?

Tom

prince4pro2:
Chai Putin it shall never end well with u

Amen!!! Imagine executing children? Who does that?

ItzzDm:
I’m considering getting either a Corolla 2010 or Honda Civic 2011 putting into consideration it might be used for Uber and bolt , i need an advise on making the best decision please

Civic 2011 anytime. Don't let them deceive you with Toyota. Those things are nonsense, body be like plastic and the parts are extremely expensive. And also the car could be stolen anytime because of high demand

ikorodureporta:
Why?
Do you think they really happened in the past?

Sin

[quote author=Ilaumoh post=111572891]THE LONGEST CONSTRUCTED DUAL CARRIAGE ROAD IN AKWA IBOM

This is the longest stretch of Dualised Road, ever constructed by an administration in Akwa Ibom State since its creation in 1987.

The road also has the most attractive features, including two cable decorated bridges, three Roundabouts, street lighting and walkways.

It is the most beautiful entry route into the industrial belt of the State.

Governor Emmanuel does not make noise, his projects do the talking.

Welcome to Etinan-Ndon Eyo Road, a 29 kilometers dual super highway!

#UdomEmmanuel
#akwaibomisworking
#CompletionAgenda

https://fb.watch/c7bAwIa-PY/[/quot
First pic not Nigeria

nifemi25:
Never toy with some people's property. ...

True but now, who will go to jail? Before him come out everything don climb the woman body already. Nonsense no matter what always control your temper

MALIGNANTGuest:
This I have seen too.

Na Germany get this world cup

siofra:
Na you go regret am.

Sorry oh, you don go gbensh another dude come dey give quote here, see no woman can gbensh any dude by mistake. Him d**k mistakenly fall for her p***y. Na ground e dey? Nor be person carry am for body? Abeg jor

Kastonkastroll:
If Africa still have strong leaders like Thomas sankara, gaddafi, Mandela, Nkruma, Edi-Ami, etc. We will be giving America and her EU puppets a big F*CK OFF sign.

Unfortunately we have people like buhari everywhere

Optimistic4life:
I'm trying hard to live a life free from sin and sexual immorality and I am doing pretty well but of recent, my hormones/body have been raging and I am finding it difficult to cope.

It's 18months I have been separated and there is no getting back together.

Were you ever in my situation, how did you overcome without involving in sex/masturbation?

I just need some words of encouragement.

Its really not easy and it has become some sort of distraction.

The reason I do not want to have a male friend is because of my fear for God.

righteousness over to you bros

JonOfAustrlia:
My wife got pregnant again even with an IUD. We werent planning for it. As these babies are so small and require so much care already.

Its not like raising them in the village. We live abroad and we dont get help. It means we always have to be with them if not for daycare but then we are working. We are already so tired.


I dont know if I am venting or asking for advice. We are grateful but we are so tired already... what to do...?

Day care is expensive but condom is very cheap. Next time Choose wisely

4everEdward:
Good morning guy’s,
Just wanted to update you guys that I have finally Japa from Nigeria to Kigali Rwanda & Now to Russia for my degree study continuation…
I will be discussing on getting the visa and legalization and the requirements to get visa.

Nevertheless Russia is very cold, I have been hearing about the coldness until I arrived here. Extremely cold I am always praying to cope and get used to this cold if not imma die lol don’t mind me.

Enjoy the pictures

hungry go kill this one

ENGINEERG:
I don't even understand this country again.
Water dispenser refilling is now N700, and before APC came to power it was N200.
Which wicked change is this ?

Another thing I don't understand is why the price can be N700, when two bags of pure water is equal to one bottle of dispenser.
A bag of pure water is N250, and dispenser should be N500, even it should be cheaper since it didn't use any nylon.
And surprisingly, I bought it N450 last week Sunday.. How can N250 just added to it .
Is this govt or even our people?

I bought 850 on Saturday

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=111268772][/quote]My sister and my in-law

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

Your babe is bisexual not a lesbian, it's not enough to end your relationship with her, both of you should discuss heart to heart. You can still work it out.

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/kinsmen-loyalists-mobilise-to-bring-back-ambode

Good move

Dazall:
There is this 20yrs old girl dat always flaunt her boyfriend on her status,I told her you see this relationship with this boy, he nor go reach 1 year, she talked and talked that it's a lie,, behold she and the boy dor turn life enemy,

She asked me how did I knew, simple, I was speaking from experience,
(1) red flag, she and the boy were level mate

(2) she is just 20yrs, she never see anything, outside school you see that reason you like your partner, you will see people that has it x5

(3) She and the boy dey wear Supra and long socks, 17-25years old girls are the most confused set of persons on Earth,you don't take them serious because they don't knw what they want

The most important question I asked her then, that made me tell her, your relationship with this 21yr old boy won't work is

Does he know your phone password?? She said they both have understanding, that their phone are their privacy,
Me:: But una Dey Bleep abi?? Una private parts are not private??

When I told her she said am Been negative,

20yrs old girl in school, wey never see anything or enjoyment for life Dey talk about serious relationship

What confuses a 20-25yrs old girl is Options

They are in their prime, breast stand, everything intact, different men they talk to her, everywhere, so she will always have this mindset of, they are many, if you can't stay go, after all, options many, that's the problem, anyhow shall, what do I know,?? Nothing

You nor Dey take 20-25yrs old girl serious, mostly if she is in school, she belong to all of us, But you can choose to be one carrying the problems, but remember, she belong to all of us


Imagine now, as I Dey now, I go come get one serious girlfriend for school, let me laugh at me in advance,. Dey will shook shook her anyhow, na reminant I go collect.

If she is above 25years there is slight tendency she dor Dey get sense, but the school factor go still worry her, but if she Dey below 25years and she is a student, and you are in another state, you are following OUR WIFE.

If you doubt me, tell her in short notice you are coming to visit her in her school, when you get there, tell her you want to see her phone, she won't see it coming, Happy Breakfast in advance

I have said it before and I will say it again, Even if i do blood covenant with you, even if you take bullet for me, No phone password, no relationship, It's as simple as this, Some people will say it doesn't matter I hear you, but you see this generation, unless the person get another phone somewhere else, everything happens in the phone, they will delete messages, we know, they will delete call logs we know, but still, no phone password, No relationship, e get why

All those jobless Delsu, Uniport and Eziobodo Futo boys that have nothing doing, With Michail and two eggs, they will use cutleries while eating OUR WIFE


A friend of mine was making that mistake then, dating below 25 years student in another state university, we made sure he end that joke of a relationship.

What do you think, drop your reactions below

Men that cheat or will cheat hide their phone or password from their partners. Leave privacy shit all that talk na nonsense

HenryDion:
I believe the secret is working out, eating right, having enough sleep, surrounding yourself with positivity, and loving yourself.

I see guys claim they don't give a damn about hitting the gym, that all they care about is making money.

F&ck it!

Working out wouldn't stop you from making money. Don't use that as an excuse. If anything, the clarity of mind after a workout will give you the confidence.

I'm a testimony.

Take your health very seriously. Work out, eat right, have enough sleep.

Your future self will thank you.

Health is wealth.

You're free to crush tho

PS: NL males who are easily intimidated or prone to envy, you're free to leave your comment

eye dey pain the person.

bewov:
Please guys, I have something bothering me so much, I will really appreciate it if I can get a matured response.

These might be long, but please bare with me

There is this girl have been dating since March 2021. Although, we met in University days and we have been dating since 2017, but because I was graduating and she has 1 more year to spend in the school, I left her and travelled to Lagos to work, because I got a job in a company in Lagos, immediately I graduated. I needed to concentrate on my future so I told her I want to pause the relationship to focus, but I will definitely be back for her, I promised her this. She was a virgin then!

After working in the company for 2years, I also learnt some IT skills online while I was working in the company, and I was earning cool money from it, so I decided to quit the job and focus more on the online business.

My business have been doing well and I have about 2 other virtual assistant helping me out, anyway I was kind of comfortable, so I thought of fulfilling my promise to my girlfriend. I called her one morning, and she was shocked! We chatted a bit and I told her I want us to see urgently, we schedule a date for her to meet me in the hotel, because I was staying in Lekki and he stays around Surulere, I wanted an hotel close to her house, so she can return early.

We met at the hotel and I can see she missed me so much, around 3pm I told her I'm back and I want us to continue dating and I'm ready to settle down, she agreed and we have been dating, all this happened around March 2021. Around April, I travelled out for about 2months, but I was very communicating with her, and when I got back around June, I discovered she had sex with another guy in May. Now, I wouldn't say she did it because of money, because I pay her 20k every month for upkeep, sometimes I just pay her 30k! She is not a wayward girl though, and she is not a type that sleeps around with guys back then in school, but once i came back into her life, I see a different girl entirely, when I came back she wasn't a virgin anymore, it's not my problem anyway, because the truth is I never forgot her during all those years I left her behind.

I didn't tell her I knew she cheated on me, but all I do tell her was that she did something bad to me and I want her to open up to me about it, but my girl kept on denying it, she sworn with her life, that she didn't cheat on me, that night I was shocked. Then, I didn't talk about it again till September, I gave her those months to regret her actions and confess to me, but she never did, also I didn't stop helping her financially, I still pay her monthly for upkeep. I know you will be wondering why I give her money, right? This girl was with me and loyal to me when I had nothing, like nothing at all! She was raised by a single mother and she is struggling a lot, after graduating she decided to go for Hair Stylist training, that is where she is currently. So I just give her money monthly just to stay strong.

So around September I decided to tell her she cheated on me, although it was that once, she begged, cried and told me she was drunk and regretted it, she told me she doesn't want to tell me because she knows I will end the relationship, well to be candid I love her so much, so I decided to forgive her, but since that day, trusting her was very very difficult for me. Although, I do watch her and since then I have never seen anything of such from her.

January 2022, her mother stopped her from coming to my place, she wants me to come see her first before she can allow her daughter to come visit me again. So, I went to see her mom last month and I made my intentions known to her, I told her I will want to marry her daughter and she said she is okay with it, if her daughter is okay with me.

This girl is my type of girl but, she has some behaviours that sincerely I don't think I can deal with.

She has this mindset of "A woman should be equal to a man".

She doesn't respect me, she chats with random guys and if they invite her for outing, she goes with them, even if I tell her not to go! When she visits me, she says I must join her in doing the house chores, she will say "It's either you clean the house and I will wash the plates and cook, or she wash the plates and cook, while I clean the house". And sometimes if she wants to cook for me, she will want me to come to the kitchen with her and do some works, maybe Grind pepper with blender or slice onion, if I dont, she gets annoyed, saying will she be the one to be doing all?

She did something that annoyed me this morning, around 6am today I went to the filling station to get petrol, well she knows I eat early always, maybe 6am or 7am, I would have taken breakfast, but she has never dished me food at that time, I always do it myself whenever she is around. When I got back from the filling station, I still met my girlfriend on the bed pressing her phone, I told her I'm hungry and I will want to eat Spaghetti with tomato sauce, and she replied "Baby, please cook it yourself, you said I'm your queen, pamper me na" Really? What does that have to do with you cooking for your fiance?

Well, I was annoyed, I went to the kitchen and prepared the food myself, the truth is when the food was ready, I only dished my own and ate, she said "What about her? Won't she eat?" I didn't answer her!

Aside from this, sincerely sometimes she talks to me rudely, and one thing she and I knows is that she is very very stubborn and not ready to submit to any man. Sincerely, this attitude is making me scared of settling down with her, I want to propose her this year and do the marriage rights but with all this behaviours I'm thinking the marriage will be hell for me.

When she came over yesterday, I prepared food for her before her arrival, and I served her, all she could say was "What is this? The food taste bad! Is this food or poison?" She never gave a good compliments about the meal, yet she finished the food and went for second round.

Last night before we went to bed, I told her to warm the rice and the stew, she said it won't get spoilt that she will do it in the morning, I asked her if she is sure, she said Yes. And I went to the kitchen before preparing my Spaghetti, I saw the rice is already bad and can't be eaten, I showed it to her and she was like "haaa she doesn't know it will spoil"

Also, the chicken I bought yesterday to cook her the meal, I couldn't use all, I left some in the pot, and I forgot to warm it last night, my girl saw it while washing the plates this morning, and she was like "What is this?" I told her chicken and she said "And you didn't warm it" she left it there in the pot like that without doing anything to revive it. Before I went to the kitchen to do it myself!

She only washed the plates, bath and went to church this morning, she didn't arrange the bed, nor sweep the room littered with all we ate last night. I'm sure of the message she is passing to me... "Have washed the plates, you clean the house".

Please guys, I want to propose her around August and settle down with her in November, but this behaviours are the things turning me off.

Will she changed and act normal when we get married, or this will continue? The guys she chat with, which I told her I don't like it, she replied that "She will never and ever leave them". All these types of attitudes and not showing me respect, do you think she will change after we get married or she will continue?

Please guys, I'm very confused here

I didn't finish reading it, I got pissed off half way. I advise you leave that girl before you kill yourself by yourself

Hamachi:
My cousin who got married last year July is actually thinking of leaving the marriage because the husband was diagnosed of kidney failure and needs a transplant. The summary of the story is that the family of the man is expecting the newly married wife to donate one of her kidney to the man because my cousin is biological match to the husband, she and her family has said LAI LIA O, that his their child and they should find a way to go about it. After dragging this issues for some months, my cousin family are pushing her to file for a divorce

A. Would it be considered wickedness on her part considering, his not only the husband but PARTLY trained her in school too?

B. The marriage is less than a year no much money to even look for a seller, Aunty want to japa and leave the man

What do you think?

Sorry to say your aunty is the definition of the jezebel the bible talked about. She is a match and can't donate for the man, but she can stand to bury him when he is dead. For all the single guys out there may you not marry your enemy in Jesus name amen

Zonefree:
None!

Sperm production is more challenging than these two.

Women don't understand the excruciating pains men go through during sperm production, maybe cos men hardly complain.

���this guy nor normal at all, we dey ovulate?

insidelife22:
What do you think?

Na him long lost uncle

God1000:
The corruption in our military is endemic and pervasive, a lot of money earmarked for military hardwares has been looted for decades leaving our armed forces in a sorry state.

We should be able to have these sophisticated weapons as a country, no one can predict the future

Yes we do, but only on PS5

OkCornel:
I see… but there’s no temple in Jerusalem for the man of lawlessness to install the abomination that causes desolation (Daniel 9 v 27) so…


2 Thessalonians 2 v 1-4;

1.Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers and sisters,
2 not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by the teaching allegedly from us—whether by a prophecy or by word of mouth or by letter—asserting that the day of the Lord has already come.
3 Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for THAT DAY WILL NOT COME UNTIL the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction.
4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up IN GOD’S TEMPLE, proclaiming himself to be God.

Bear in mind there will be a temple of God where this man of lawlessness will proclaim himself to be God. Please where is this temple today? It doesn’t exist. It’s yet to be constructed!

Apostle Paul mentioned we should not be alarmed or unsettled. No one should deceive anyone about the coming of the Lord. It cannot happen until the lawless one is revealed and the temple (which is yet to be constructed) is desecrated and the abomination that causes desolation is set up inside the temple.


Also, Jesus made it clear that those who use wars, earthquakes and disasters as sign of the end times are liars;

Read Matthew 24 v 4-8;
4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you.
5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many.
6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.
7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.
8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.



Just imagine the false alarmists running amok on this platform busy claiming what Jesus said are “beginning of birth pains” to shout Jesus is coming soon. Stark displays of religiosity and thick ignorance.

Jesus clearly mentioned, these things are expected to happen AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALARMED. THAT IS NOT A SIGN OF THE END TO COME.

Study the scriptures and stop falling for these false alarmists. Haba!!!

See more here;
https://www.nairaland.com/7016514/why-second-coming-christ-not#110783108

Lucifer don finally enter nairaland