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PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Declares For Presidency by Killermamba: 11:20pm On May 04, 2022
press9jatv:
Oshiomole declares for Presidency says "I'm here to restore the dignity of Labour and combat poverty...."




https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-oshiomhole-declares-for-presidency-vows-to-end-insecurity-ASUU-strike/
These are strategies of getting appointment after election. I step down for you, if you win, you give me one position
HealthRe: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by Killermamba: 12:05pm On May 03, 2022
OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.
Stop the introduction. If you are to marry her she must get help asap. It's a medical condition.
Car TalkRe: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by Killermamba: 1:22pm On May 02, 2022
[quote author=Zeikh post=112453775]Show me one honda engine that can do what 2TR and 3RZ engines are doing on a daily.[/quote

oga I used sienna and it almost took me back to the village the engine is not as strong as the Honda Accord engine. Period
Car TalkRe: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by Killermamba: 1:12pm On May 02, 2022
The story is accurate Honda make the best engine, their parts are cheap, no theft issues, the only edge Toyota have over Honda is their transmission Honda uses cvt wish has an history of breaking down on time, but with consistency they have been able to perfect it, the perfection is what you get when you buy the Honda Accord 2013 version. Or the civic series. For personal experience I have used Honda/Toyota/Nissan Honda still remains my number one choice. Toyota is an expensive shit show of a car. Let not talk about Nissan Keke maruwa better pass am
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Green Mamba That Was Killed By My Wife Yesterday by Killermamba: 7:00pm On Apr 29, 2022
R2bees2:
Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef

But to be fair green snakes are harmless
Not all just this particular one
FamilyRe: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by Killermamba: 10:04pm On Apr 23, 2022
Born2Breed:
grin grin grin grin grin

You fall Edo hand. Na you dem just use take play bebeye like this.

Are you sure the kids are yours?

If yes, then go there with full force and collect your kids. Them not dey kpai custom officer?

I swear u be ozuor.
Oga please disregard this advice, if you kill person you will loose everything you are fighting for, na jail u go die Las Las. Just get a good lawyer to take over the matter, copy the Nigeria custom service and also copy any Nigeria media outlets for proper publicity over the matter. Do this and see head rolls
FamilyRe: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by Killermamba: 9:55pm On Apr 23, 2022
johnnywalker131:
Wickedness also lies in the hearts of little children, you would be surprised what these kids are capable of doing

This just brings back memories of an ugly incident that happened many many years ago when I went for holidays at my aunts place , there was this little girl who happened to be the daughter to my aunt’s friend , can’t even remember her name …she was so playful and outspoken for her age and everybody commended that , she would say things you would never expect her to say being the little girl that she is and everybody liked her. On this fateful day, this girl had tried being playful around me and I really was in a bad mood at the time so I shunned her. Out of the blues, My aunt and this girl’s mother summoned me for a talk, I got in the room and the girl was there, my aunt asked "what have you been doing with her(the girl)"

I was taken aback by the question cause it didn’t make sense to me ..I answered and said , "I don’t understand Ma", then she asked the little girl to repeat what she just told them and when she started talking, I just stared In disbelief cause I couldn’t wrap my head around what I was hearing and immediately I knew I was in trouble …her words “this uncle came into our room and locked the door, he pushed me on the bed and started touching me and told me not to tell anybody that he likes me" Haaaaaa!!! was the only thing I could say because I was dumbfounded and scared at the same time, I almost burst into tears �, they thought I wanted to cry because I was guilty… I was teary because how on earth was I going to convince anybody that this little girl was lying. She gave such specific and exact details that I was almost doubting myself, if I were a random person listening to this , I would 100% believe this girl, I just went on my knees and I was swearing by everything I believed in but I could see from their faces that nobody believed me.

Till date I’ve not yet figured if someone put her up to it or she came up with that herself , that was the last time I saw my aunt, the little girl and her mom , I never visited again…she’s dead now, she died of cancer …May her soul Rest In Peace ….it’s sad that she died having it at the back of her mind that I was that kind of person, pretty sure that little girl would be way grown up probably in the university by now, a lil note if she ever comes across this story which she probably wouldn’t remember, “you almost ruined my life“ From that day to this day, little kids scare me more than adults …the devil lives in little children!!!! Never forget!

source: Twitter @InvestorKpk

https://twitter.com/InvestorKpk/status/1517492718645174272?t=9miAe-vRHJNXp9q8uKQQSw&s=19[/quote]I had the same experience I couldn't say a word, how do you defend yourself against a little kid, when our society presume them to be angelic and innocent. The worse thing that can happen to a man is to be accused of by something by kids or women na only God go fit deliver you
PoliticsRe: Why I Want To Be President - Udom Emmanuel by Killermamba: 7:16am On Apr 23, 2022
Every mumu want to be president
CareerRe: My Job Is Ruining My Relationship, How Can I Go About It? by Killermamba: 2:24pm On Apr 22, 2022
[quote author=Scapula112 post=112132508]Hello nairalanders, I'm an old user of this forum just wanna remain anonymous. Please my career is not making me be in a relationship with any lady, all the Ladies I've dated in the past all complain of one thing which is time.

I'm a second year neurosurgical resident here in new Jersey prior to my residency in this program, I was a medical officer whose job Is not more demanding , I had a girlfriend who's always complaining of me not being there for her tho I give her money and always visiting her if I'm on shift even though I got limited time to prepare for a medical board exam to get into residency (USMLE) those know about the exam knows how crazy it was, a three steps examination.

She broke up with me for a guy she always call her friend..the heart break almost cost me my step 2 CK, life goes on. Here am I in neurosurgery, my first day was like hell imagine being in the O.R for 16 hrs straight without seeing the sun because they brought multiple patients who sustained brain injury during a road accident, I nearly cried, to my chief of surgery ..An attending surgeon it's like nothing I almost regretted being there and not going to family medicine or internal medicine.

This has made me so awful that if see me you'll think I'm a mad man...is either I'm in the O.R or I'm sleeping no time for family, Cinema, vacation, the girl Ioved has left me all because of time. I make money i don't have time to spend, money is now useless to me because there is no time to look after myself ..in the next 1hr I'll be in the middle of a surgery. It's just crazy, is this how I'll spend the rest of my life? No woman? It's frustrating .

Last week i collapsed in the middle of a surgery because we just finished removing a tumor In the right part of the brain barely two hours, I was sleeping when I got an urgent call to report to the O.R ... I'm now regretting choosing this program. Can a lady love a guy whose everyday life is like this? I think not.

What do you think I can do please mature minds. I'll be 29 by June.

Date a lady from the same field or line of work who understands how tedious your work maybe, a lady who knows what she is getting into by agreeing to date you, a lady that will be proud of her man saving many lives a man she can call her hero. If you do get to meet this lady I just described, both of you must agree on when to start a family, when to call it quit maybe after 5 or 6 years you have to drop your work load to attend to your family.
I pray you find this kind of lady in Jesus name
Because 98% of them only exist in the movies.

Thanks for sharing, now I know why most resident surgeon die alone,many divorce or commit suicide.
PhonesRe: Where Is Your Favorite Phone Pressing Spot? by Killermamba: 5:59pm On Apr 21, 2022
Telegram234:
Where is your favorite phone pressing spot and why u love the spot?

1) Toilet

2) Backyard of your house.

3) Your Balcony.

me nah toilet cheesy signals wey dey there pass 6G. lol
Toilet
CareerRe: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by Killermamba: 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2022
Drone95:
#88.0 per day. #2,640 per month
You be writer for opay
RomanceRe: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by Killermamba: 10:35am On Apr 13, 2022
kenzysmith:
Disvirgin in a brothel tried my best to stop for the past 11yrs I have been a sex slave to brothels women fast pray but is like there is a demon controlling me to always go there 33yrs no job, no wife, no ambition, looking wretched.

A graudate of UNIBEN with 2.1. Still on menial job.

Parents wealthy and Ist son, dad has techinically disown me. My younger brothers don't even respect me even though i am older than them with almost 10yrs.

My childhood friends start avoiding me only my mum regard me as a human being Please pray for me .
No job? How then do you pay for your brothel visitations? Bro go mfm prayer city for serious deliverance. Then get busy to take your mind of even if na site work. Just use am distract yourself suicide is never an option ok. I can hook you up with the site work if need be. You need to mingle with people,do some heavy site work,get tired and sleep. Na who get full strength dey reason woman matter. I beg nor kill yourself
TV/MoviesRe: When Last Did You Watch A Local TV Station? by Killermamba: 1:37pm On Apr 12, 2022
domesifa:
With the availability of HD and FHD online video contents increasing overwhelmingly and the presence of cable tvs, when last did you watch a local TV station or use a local TV antenna? Do the TVS still exist? How're the staff coping?
more than 3 years now
Science/TechnologyRe: New Microchip Lets You Pay With Contactless Just By Waving Your Hand ( Pix) by Killermamba: 9:47pm On Apr 11, 2022
Gospelpreacher1:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/new-microchip-implant-lets-you-26687913
E don show mark of the beast 666.
Get ready guys, una go soon know say righteousness was right all along
PoliticsRe: Buhari Allocates Houses To 22 Members Of Super Eagles 1994 Squad by Killermamba: 9:45am On Apr 08, 2022
obembet:
How many time na... I don read this News here more than 6 times.
Exactly wetin I wan talk too
PoliticsRe: Supremacy: Boko Haram Executes 10 ISWAP Commanders, Vows To ‘eliminate All ISWAP by Killermamba: 9:47am On Apr 07, 2022
Hahahahaha terrorism don turn cult for Nigeria
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Killermamba: 8:43am On Apr 07, 2022
Daniel7543:
Married women sabi take good care of their KUKUNASE. They are so clean down there. I can comfortably give a married woman head.

Fvcking a married woman without condom is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I would advice guys to give it a try.
God punish you bro
TV/MoviesRe: Tom Or Jerry, Who Did You Support As A Child ? by Killermamba: 5:41pm On Apr 05, 2022
RaymondEasyLife:
Between Tom and Jerry, who did you support as a child ? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Tom
Foreign AffairsRe: Zelensky Visits Bucha Town, Where 300 Ukranians Were Butchered (Graphic Photos) by Killermamba: 6:27am On Apr 05, 2022
prince4pro2:
Chai Putin it shall never end well with u
Amen!!! Imagine executing children? Who does that?
Car TalkRe: As A First Time Car Owner, Toyota Corolla 2010 Or Honda Civic 2011? by Killermamba: 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2022
ItzzDm:
I’m considering getting either a Corolla 2010 or Honda Civic 2011 putting into consideration it might be used for Uber and bolt , i need an advise on making the best decision please
Civic 2011 anytime. Don't let them deceive you with Toyota. Those things are nonsense, body be like plastic and the parts are extremely expensive. And also the car could be stolen anytime because of high demand
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Those Great Biblical Miracles Not Happening These Days? by Killermamba: 10:11am On Apr 03, 2022
ikorodureporta:
Why?
Do you think they really happened in the past?
Sin
TravelRe: Longest Super Highway In Akwa Ibom Nears Completion by Killermamba: 10:06am On Apr 02, 2022
[quote author=Ilaumoh post=111572891]THE LONGEST CONSTRUCTED DUAL CARRIAGE ROAD IN AKWA IBOM

This is the longest stretch of Dualised Road, ever constructed by an administration in Akwa Ibom State since its creation in 1987.

The road also has the most attractive features, including two cable decorated bridges, three Roundabouts, street lighting and walkways.

It is the most beautiful entry route into the industrial belt of the State.

Governor Emmanuel does not make noise, his projects do the talking.

Welcome to Etinan-Ndon Eyo Road, a 29 kilometers dual super highway!

#UdomEmmanuel
#akwaibomisworking
#CompletionAgenda

https://fb.watch/c7bAwIa-PY/[/quot
First pic not Nigeria
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Kills His Wife's Lover After Catching Them In Bed In His House by Killermamba: 11:25pm On Apr 01, 2022
nifemi25:
Never toy with some people's property. ...
True but now, who will go to jail? Before him come out everything don climb the woman body already. Nonsense no matter what always control your temper
SportsRe: Qatar 2022 World Cup Draw On 1st April 2022 by Killermamba: 5:12pm On Apr 01, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
This I have seen too.
Na Germany get this world cup
RomanceRe: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by Killermamba: 5:06pm On Apr 01, 2022
siofra:
Na you go regret am.
Sorry oh, you don go gbensh another dude come dey give quote here, see no woman can gbensh any dude by mistake. Him d**k mistakenly fall for her p***y. Na ground e dey? Nor be person carry am for body? Abeg jor
Foreign AffairsRe: US Calls For ‘Strong African Response’ To Russian Aggression by Killermamba: 9:02am On Apr 01, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
If Africa still have strong leaders like Thomas sankara, gaddafi, Mandela, Nkruma, Edi-Ami, etc. We will be giving America and her EU puppets a big F*CK OFF sign. undecided
Unfortunately we have people like buhari everywhere
FamilyRe: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by Killermamba: 10:09am On Mar 25, 2022
Optimistic4life:
I'm trying hard to live a life free from sin and sexual immorality and I am doing pretty well but of recent, my hormones/body have been raging and I am finding it difficult to cope.

It's 18months I have been separated and there is no getting back together.

Were you ever in my situation, how did you overcome without involving in sex/masturbation?

I just need some words of encouragement.

Its really not easy and it has become some sort of distraction.

The reason I do not want to have a male friend is because of my fear for God.
righteousness over to you bros
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant Again And Our Kids Are Only 1 And 2 by Killermamba: 10:06am On Mar 25, 2022
JonOfAustrlia:
My wife got pregnant again even with an IUD. We werent planning for it. As these babies are so small and require so much care already.

Its not like raising them in the village. We live abroad and we dont get help. It means we always have to be with them if not for daycare but then we are working. We are already so tired.


I dont know if I am venting or asking for advice. We are grateful but we are so tired already... what to do...?
Day care is expensive but condom is very cheap. Next time Choose wisely
TravelRe: My Japa Relocation To Moscow Russia by Killermamba: 10:04am On Mar 25, 2022
4everEdward:
Good morning guy’s,
Just wanted to update you guys that I have finally Japa from Nigeria to Kigali Rwanda & Now to Russia for my degree study continuation…
I will be discussing on getting the visa and legalization and the requirements to get visa.

Nevertheless Russia is very cold, I have been hearing about the coldness until I arrived here. Extremely cold I am always praying to cope and get used to this cold if not imma die lol grin don’t mind me.

Enjoy the pictures
hungry go kill this one
FoodRe: Refilling Of Water Dispenser Is Now N700,how Much Is It In Your Area? by Killermamba: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
ENGINEERG:
I don't even understand this country again.
Water dispenser refilling is now N700, and before APC came to power it was N200.
Which wicked change is this ?

Another thing I don't understand is why the price can be N700, when two bags of pure water is equal to one bottle of dispenser.
A bag of pure water is N250, and dispenser should be N500, even it should be cheaper since it didn't use any nylon.
And surprisingly, I bought it N450 last week Sunday.. How can N250 just added to it .
Is this govt or even our people?
I bought 850 on Saturday
HealthRe: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by Killermamba: 8:30pm On Mar 22, 2022
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=111268772][/quote]My sister and my in-law
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian. I Found Out Today by Killermamba: 11:23am On Mar 22, 2022
Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake
Your babe is bisexual not a lesbian, it's not enough to end your relationship with her, both of you should discuss heart to heart. You can still work it out.

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