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All is well, remember the future is female

id911:
Make more money as DSS agent? How many of them really make money?! Those who make 'accidental' money, if you understand what I mean, are less than 5% of total agents. I'm writing this authoritatively as someone who's close to a very high ranking official.

More money base on unofficial side deals

professore:
https://www.nairaland.com/6450072/which-organisation-wish-work#99718033

Courtsy of the above post in which esteemed Nairalanders were of immense help (thank you).
Now the options are between Immigration and DSS so which one should I go with I need the pros and cons of the two.
N.B safety is my topmost priority. Not money.
My qualifications are BSc Political Science (a 4pointer) and a two-year diploma (distinction). Thanks once again esteemed Nairalanders.

Either of them are useless, but you will make more money as a DSS agent.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/buhari-blames-flood-insecurity-middlemen-for-rising-food-prices/amp/

He has been blaming these middle men since 1984. Please who are they

kingvicking:
This ur comment off me.

Baba na reality wey I nor wan relived again oh

chatinent:
No part of this post should be reproduced without written approval from the author.


Ten reasons Nigerian youths shouldn't engage in fraud (yahoo yahoo)




Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/07/ten-reasons-nigerian-youths-shouldnt.html

There you have it, Ten reasons why Nigerian youths shouldn't engage in online fraud (Yahoo).

I hope this article was helpful? Please leave us a comment below.

That number 3 I beg remove that one, we get image before? I dislike fraudsters but the way and place this useless government is taking us to, last last na yahoo boys go still employ us, pay our salary.

chatinent:
This experience no dey give me joy sha.


Long ago, I was trekking on the pedestrian lane with my supposed loml in the scorching sun, a car hooted and stopped by the side, the guy in the car brought out his large useless head out and said; “beautiful lady, what are you doing trekking in this hot sun alone? Come in, let me....”

Anytime I remember this, e dey pain me jege..upon I no still get car now.

Wtf.


Well, abeg make una share una own relationship sadperiences.

I mess one loud better mess for my girlfriend mama present, the thing was to embarrassing that the mother started consoling me as if say my papa die

lalasticlala:
‘The moment he is released, kill him’ – Islamic cleric orders death of man arrested in Sokoto for blasphemy - NewsWireNGR



https://newswirengr.com/2021/07/15/the-moment-he-is-released-kill-him-islamic-cleric-orders-death-of-man-arrested-in-sokoto-for-blasphemy/

Mad men everywhere

ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1395598/four-women-arrested-selling-donkey-meat-edo-photos/

Is donkey forbidden? See the irony you eat dog no wahala, u chop donkey u get arrested

Echowas:
Jesus Christ what is going on in South east

Buhari is happening

FreeStuffsNG:
Yes sir, especially unpatriotic citizens and foreigners of security interest and national security threat.
We can't continue to have just few among us terrorising the nation with sedition, hate speech, scam , cyberbullying, defrauding, identity theft and kidnapping the rest of the law abiding, innocent and patriotic Nigerians and allow the security architecture to keep reacting instead of nipping them into the bud.

It is these few individuals and those they recruit into their nefarious activities that will particularly be of interest so the security services are always ahead of them even before they unleash .

It's not new and you know sir

From patriotic citizens to patriotic slaves

Richdee1:
Very soon I'll be graduating from Social Work from one of the Federal University in South South Area of Nigeria, I know it's not a very popular Course in Nigeria because most people don't know what we do.

Now I want to know what next to do, What certifications to take related to my field of study, to be able to drive in smoothly

Suggestions on Where can I do internship, Volunteer and Graduate Trainee in Nigeria

Please if you have an idea or know someone who worked in an NGO, please drop all information. Thanks

For Nigeria: pros no work
Con's no work

dre11:
•Why we oppose call for Southern president —North



https://tribuneonlineng.com/ban-open-grazing-lose-2023-presidency-fulani-groups-threaten-south/

Imagine these fools

saphiere:
A yet to be identified group has called for the permanent ban of Facebook in Nigeria, WonderTV Media reports.

The group submitted a petition to the Ministry of Justice sited in Abuja, the Federal capital territory of Nigeria.

According to the leader of the group who shared a video on his Facebook page made it known that the call for the ban of Facebook is on the grounds of censorship of posts by Facebook, denial of free speech by Facebook, Limitation of followership and many more.

The group said it was heading to the Ministry of Information to established the case and see to it that Facebook is banned permanently in Nigeria.

The leader of the group stated that Facebook is a threat to Nigeria’s democracy henece it shouldn’t be allowed to operate in Nigeria.

Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXYFWjrS0A

https://.com/2021/07/08/group-calls-for-facebook-ban-in-nigeria/

Thunder fire Una generation. Useless good for nothing idiot, them don collect APC 1k come dey fool Dem selves

igbarasdynasty:
True.... They have food in surplus and cheap... they are just using the herders to cause chaos in the south so that our farmers won't farm resulting in food scarcity in the south. This makes the south depend on the North for food.

Their evil plans will consume them all. They are still languishing in abject poverty.

Their plan will fail, starve us no problem. The north are still 20 years behind the south in terms of education and infrastructure. Soon we Nigerians will break open the locked border to allow food supply into the country through the southern border.

igbarasdynasty:
What do we expect when we have Cows leading Humans?

The funny part of this is that nobody from the north is complaining. Buhari want to increase the poverty level in the south to be the same in the north. If this kind of hardship hit the north the way its hinting the south there will be outcry and protest

Best, sweet and intoxicating

fergie0o1:
Nnamdi Kanu Is A Terrorist, Buhari Government Should Use Maximum Force On Him — Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore



[url=http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/30/nnamdi-kanu-terrorist-buhari-government-should-use-maximum-force-him%E2%80%94miyetti-allah-kautal] SAHARA REPORTERS [/url]

Terrorist advising terrorist on what to do to an agitator

deantimes:
https://todaypoliticsng.com/nnamdi-kanu-was-arrested-in-kenya-brother-claims/

Forget all these fake stories, this guy was kidnapped,drugged and smuggle out of Europe to Nigeria, contractor- mossad
Sponsors Buhari government...

Know your history they tried it before.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Editorial/There-is-looming-hunger-in-the-land

Yet the Mumu kept the border closed. I once had a dream about 3 years ago that dollar sold for as much as 700-750 and not too long ago I had another dream about a massive unrest that started as a protest as a result of hunger in the land. It was terrible like a civil war.

CilicMarin:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/police-kill-several-ipob-esn-members-overrun-three-camps-in-imo/amp/

Them don go kill hunters and farmers call them ESN .

Their sons name, chukwuemeka Kim jong

Oralissue:
Am new here i just registered today, hoping to get answers i having be living with pains in my mouth. for months now and it gets worse daily. i have meant with doctors did a swap test and found nothing in their test, i was asked to return 2weeks time, but my conditions is getting worse i feel feverish, weak and pains all over my body especially from my throat there are red linings at the back of my throat and white puses on the tonsils, please help out,
Any solution even if its local

How can i get this to front page

I have exams and its really disturbing

I have also taking several antibiotics nothing worked my oral swab showed no growth of any microrobes in my mouth


Please what could it be and what solution can help out

Op shake your mouth after brushing in the morning with hot water mixed with salt, do the same 3 times a day, take vitamin b don't swallow let it dissolve in your mouth, if possible apply it directly to the surface, do this as many as possible in a day, then take vitamin c the white one, swallow don't dissolve it. You will feel better within 2 days of doing this.

JEWELofHELL:
https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/18/winners-chapel-founder-oyedepo-backs-regulation-social-media-says-youths-cannot-think

This man want insult from Nigerians. Watch him go soon beg say him nor mean am

OluwaGoverment:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/no-going-back-on-grazing-routes-recovery-fg/%3famp

Cows everywhere

TMKsouth:
South Africa's "Eyewitness News" on Friday learnt that the woman who claimed to have birthed decuplets (10 newborn babies) has shown no signs of ever being pregnant or delivering a baby in the past two weeks.

Sources close to the investigation into the matter told Eyewitness News that Gosiame Sithole was medically examined by a medical team at the Thembisa Hospital in Johannesburg.

“The medical evaluation has shown that there was no pregnancy. It also shows that there are no physical scars to indicate a recent C-section,” a source said.

World-Record

Pretoria News published a story last Tuesday reporting as fact that Sithole and her partner Tebogo Tsotetsi delivered decuplets breaking the Guinness World Record.

The report also said that 37-year-old Sithole had given birth to five babies vaginally and the others via a C-section.

The story gripped South Africans and the world because of its rarity. Banking details and requests for financial help were also published on the front page of the Pretoria News.

However, nine days after the supposed birth there has been no evidence presented to show that the babies were actually born.

No Record of Births

The Gauteng Health Department released a statement last week saying they had no record of the decuplets being born at any of the province's private and public facilities. The Department of Home Affairs also said that there had been no registration of 10 babies born to a single mother.

No medical doctor has also come forward to confirm that the babies were born.

Tsotetsi (the father) released a statement saying he believed that the babies were never born. However, Sithole (the mother) and Pretoria News have steadfastly claimed that the babies were in existence and blamed the government for an alleged cover up.

Psychiatric Evaluation

Eyewitness News understands that Sithole was detained under the Mental Healthcare Act, which allows for authorities to hold a person for at least 72 hours to do a psychiatric evaluation.


https://ewn.co.za/2021/06/18/woman-who-claimed-to-birth-10-babies-shows-no-signs-of-pregnancy-sources

She vomited them

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/buhari-tasks-mtn-to-reduce-data-prices-for-nigerians

Is data our problem, make u reduce fuel and electricity tariff

Mikecold:
Your end product should be infared light not a combustible flare,

Infared light operates like your micro wave, just heat

Exactly my thought, thanks for this. Dem dey full dem selves

[quote author=obembet post=102790422]The 2021/22 Premier League fixtures have been released and the dates of all 380 matches are below.

Kick-offs are 15:00 for Saturdays and bank holidays unless stated otherwise.

Manchester city City open title defence at Spur while Arsenal face brenford

Who do Chelsea this one, we dey meet all the top 4 teams in 1 month?


Saturday 14 August

Brentford v Arsenal
Burnley v Brighton
Chelsea v Crystal Palace
Everton v Southampton
Leicester v Wolves
Man Utd v Leeds
Newcastle v West Ham
Norwich v Liverpool
Spurs v Man City
Watford v Aston Villa

Saturday 21 August

Arsenal v Chelsea
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Brighton v Watford
Crystal Palace v Brentford
Leeds v Everton
Liverpool v Burnley
Man City v Norwich
Southampton v Man Utd
West Ham v Leicester
Wolves v Spurs

Saturday 28 August

Aston Villa v Brentford
Brighton v Everton
Burnley v Leeds
Liverpool v Chelsea
Man City v Arsenal
Newcastle v Southampton
Norwich v Leicester
Spurs v Watford
West Ham v Crystal Palace
Wolves v Man Utd

Saturday 11 September

Arsenal v Norwich
Brentford v Brighton
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Crystal Palace v Spurs
Everton v Burnley
Leeds v Liverpool
Leicester v Man City
Man Utd v Newcastle
Southampton v West Ham
Watford v Wolves

Saturday 11 September

Arsenal v Norwich
Brentford v Brighton
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Crystal Palace v Spurs
Everton v Burnley
Leeds v Liverpool
Leicester v Man City
Man Utd v Newcastle
Southampton v West Ham
Watford v Wolves

Saturday 18 September
Aston Villa v Everton
Brighton v Leicester
Burnley v Arsenal
Liverpool v Crystal Palace
Man City v Southampton
Newcastle v Leeds
Norwich v Watford
Spurs v Chelsea
West Ham v Man Utd
Wolves v Brentford

Saturday 25 September
Arsenal v Spurs
Brentford v Liverpool
Chelsea v Man City
Crystal Palace v Brighton
Everton v Norwich
Leeds v West Ham
Leicester v Burnley
Man Utd v Aston Villa
Southampton v Wolves
Watford v Newcastle

Saturday 2 October
Brighton v Arsenal
Burnley v Norwich
Chelsea v Southampton
Crystal Palace v Leicester
Leeds v Watford
Liverpool v Man City
Man Utd v Everton
Spurs v Aston Villa
West Ham v Brentford
Wolves v Newcastle

Saturday 14 August
Brentford v Arsenal
Burnley v Brighton
Chelsea v Crystal Palace
Everton v Southampton
Leicester v Wolves
Man Utd v Leeds
Newcastle v West Ham
Norwich v Liverpool
Spurs v Man City
Watford v Aston Villa

Saturday 21 August
Arsenal v Chelsea
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Brighton v Watford
Crystal Palace v Brentford
Leeds v Everton
Liverpool v Burnley
Man City v Norwich
Southampton v Man Utd
West Ham v Leicester
Wolves v Spurs

Saturday 28 August
Aston Villa v Brentford
Brighton v Everton
Burnley v Leeds
Liverpool v Chelsea
Man City v Arsenal
Newcastle v Southampton
Norwich v Leicester
Spurs v Watford
West Ham v Crystal Palace
Wolves v Man Utd

Saturday 11 September
Arsenal v Norwich
Brentford v Brighton
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Crystal Palace v Spurs
Everton v Burnley
Leeds v Liverpool
Leicester v Man City
Man Utd v Newcastle
Southampton v West Ham
Watford v Wolves

Saturday 18 September
Aston Villa v Everton
Brighton v Leicester
Burnley v Arsenal
Liverpool v Crystal Palace
Man City v Southampton
Newcastle v Leeds
Norwich v Watford
Spurs v Chelsea
West Ham v Man Utd
Wolves v Brentford

Saturday 25 September
Arsenal v Spurs
Brentford v Liverpool
Chelsea v Man City
Crystal Palace v Brighton
Everton v Norwich
Leeds v West Ham
Leicester v Burnley
Man Utd v Aston Villa
Southampton v Wolves
Watford v Newcastle

Saturday 2 October
Brighton v Arsenal
Burnley v Norwich
Chelsea v Southampton
Crystal Palace v Leicester
Leeds v Watford
Liverpool v Man City
Man Utd v Everton
Spurs v Aston Villa
West Ham v Brentford
Wolves v Newcastle

Saturday 16 October
Arsenal v Crystal Palace
Aston Villa v Wolves
Brentford v Chelsea
Everton v West Ham
Leicester v Man Utd
Man City v Burnley
Newcastle v Spurs
Norwich v Brighton
Southampton v Leeds
Watford v Liverpool

Saturday 23 October
Arsenal v Aston Villa
Brentford v Leicester
Brighton v Man City
Chelsea v Norwich
Crystal Palace v Newcastle
Everton v Watford
Leeds v Wolves
Man Utd v Liverpool
Southampton v Burnley
West Ham v Spurs

Saturday 30 October
Aston Villa v West Ham
Burnley v Brentford
Leicester v Arsenal
Liverpool v Brighton
Man City v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Chelsea
Norwich v Leeds
Spurs v Man Utd
Watford v Southampton
Wolves v Everton

Saturday 6 November
Arsenal v Watford
Brentford v Norwich
Brighton v Newcastle
Chelsea v Burnley
Crystal Palace v Wolves
Everton v Spurs
Leeds v Leicester
Man Utd v Man City
Southampton v Aston Villa
West Ham v Liverpool

Saturday 20 November
Aston Villa v Brighton
Burnley v Crystal Palace
Leicester v Chelsea
Liverpool v Arsenal
Man City v Everton
Newcastle v Brentford
Norwich v Southampton
Spurs v Leeds
Watford v Man Utd
Wolves v West Ham

Saturday 27 November
Arsenal v Newcastle
Brentford v Everton
Brighton v Leeds
Burnley v Spurs
Chelsea v Man Utd
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa
Leicester v Watford
Liverpool v Southampton
Man City v West Ham
Norwich v Wolves

Tuesday 30 November
19:45 Aston Villa v Man City
19:45 Everton v Liverpool
19:45 Leeds v Crystal Palace
19:45 Watford v Chelsea
19:45 West Ham v Brighton
19:45 Wolves v Burnley
20:00 Man Utd v Arsenal

Wednesday 1 December
19:45 Newcastle v Norwich
19:45 Southampton v Leicester
19:45 Spurs v Brentford

Saturday 4 December
Aston Villa v Leicester
Everton v Arsenal
Leeds v Brentford
Man Utd v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Burnley
Southampton v Brighton
Spurs v Norwich
Watford v Man City
West Ham v Chelsea
Wolves v Liverpool

Saturday 11 December
Arsenal v Southampton
Brentford v Watford
Brighton v Spurs
Burnley v West Ham
Chelsea v Leeds
Crystal Palace v Everton
Leicester v Newcastle
Liverpool v Aston Villa
Man City v Wolves
Norwich v Man Utd

Tuesday 14 December
19:45 Arsenal v West Ham
19:45 Brentford v Man Utd
19:45 Brighton v Wolves
19:45 Burnley v Watford
19:45 Leicester v Spurs
19:45 Norwich v Aston Villa
20:00 Crystal Palace v Southampton

Wednesday 15 December
20:00 Chelsea v Everton
20:00 Liverpool v Newcastle
20:00 Man City v Leeds

Saturday 18 December
Aston Villa v Burnley
Everton v Leicester
Leeds v Arsenal
Man Utd v Brighton
Newcastle v Man City
Southampton v Brentford
Spurs v Liverpool
Watford v Crystal Palace
West Ham v Norwich
Wolves v Chelsea

Saturday 26 December
Aston Villa v Chelsea
Brighton v Brentford
Burnley v Everton
Liverpool v Leeds
Man City v Leicester
Newcastle v Man Utd
Norwich v Arsenal
Spurs v Crystal Palace
West Ham v Southampton
Wolves v Watford

Tuesday 28 December
Arsenal v Wolves
Brentford v Man City
Chelsea v Brighton
Crystal Palace v Norwich
Everton v Newcastle
Leeds v Aston Villa
Leicester v Liverpool
Man Utd v Burnley
Southampton v Spurs
Watford v West Ham

Saturday 1 January
Arsenal v Man City
Brentford v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Liverpool
Crystal Palace v West Ham
Everton v Brighton
Leeds v Burnley
Leicester v Norwich
Man Utd v Wolves
Southampton v Newcastle
Watford v Spurs

Saturday 15 January
Aston Villa v Man Utd
Brighton v Crystal Palace
Burnley v Leicester
Liverpool v Brentford
Man City v Chelsea
Newcastle v Watford
Norwich v Everton
Spurs v Arsenal
West Ham v Leeds
Wolves v Southampton

Saturday 22 January
Arsenal v Burnley
Brentford v Wolves
Chelsea v Spurs
Crystal Palace v Liverpool
Everton v Aston Villa
Leeds v Newcastle
Leicester v Brighton
Man Utd v West Ham
Southampton v Man City
Watford v Norwich

Tuesday 8 February
19:45 Aston Villa v Leeds
19:45 Brighton v Chelsea
19:45 Burnley v Man Utd
19:45 Norwich v Crystal Palace
19:45 West Ham v Watford
19:45 Wolves v Arsenal

Wednesday 9 February
19:45 Newcastle v Everton
19:45 Spurs v Southampton
20:00 Liverpool v Leicester
20:00 Man City v Brentford

Saturday 12 February
Brentford v Crystal Palace
Burnley v Liverpool
Chelsea v Arsenal
Everton v Leeds
Leicester v West Ham
Man Utd v Southampton
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Norwich v Man City
Spurs v Wolves
Watford v Brighton

Saturday 19 February
Arsenal v Brentford
Aston Villa v Watford
Brighton v Burnley
Crystal Palace v Chelsea
Leeds v Man Utd
Liverpool v Norwich
Man City v Spurs
Southampton v Everton
West Ham v Newcastle
Wolves v Leicester

Saturday 26 February
Arsenal v Liverpool
Brentford v Newcastle
Brighton v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Leicester
Crystal Palace v Burnley
Everton v Man City
Leeds v Spurs
Man Utd v Watford
Southampton v Norwich
West Ham v Wolves

Saturday 5 March

Aston Villa v Southampton
Burnley v Chelsea
Leicester v Leeds
Liverpool v West Ham
Man City v Man Utd
Newcastle v Brighton
Norwich v Brentford
Spurs v Everton
Watford v Arsenal
Wolves v Crystal Palace

Saturday 12 March

Arsenal v Leicester
Brentford v Burnley
Brighton v Liverpool
Chelsea v Newcastle
Crystal Palace v Man City
Everton v Wolves
Leeds v Norwich
Man Utd v Spurs
Southampton v Watford
West Ham v Aston Villa

Saturday 19 March
Aston Villa v Arsenal
Burnley v Southampton
Leicester v Brentford
Liverpool v Man Utd
Man City v Brighton
Newcastle v Crystal Palace
Norwich v Chelsea
Spurs v West Ham
Watford v Everton
Wolves v Leeds

Saturday 2 April

Brighton v Norwich
Burnley v Man City
Chelsea v Brentford
Crystal Palace v Arsenal
Leeds v Southampton
Liverpool v Watford
Man Utd v Leicester
Spurs v Newcastle
West Ham v Everton
Wolves v Aston Villa

Saturday 9 April

Arsenal v Brighton
Aston Villa v Spurs
Brentford v West Ham
Everton v Man Utd
Leicester v Crystal Palace
Man City v Liverpool
Newcastle v Wolves
Norwich v Burnley
Southampton v Chelsea
Watford v Leeds

Saturday 16 April

Aston Villa v Liverpool
Everton v Crystal Palace
Leeds v Chelsea
Man Utd v Norwich
Newcastle v Leicester
Southampton v Arsenal
Spurs v Brighton
Watford v Brentford
West Ham v Burnley
Wolves v Man City

Saturday 23 April
Arsenal v Man Utd
Brentford v Spurs
Brighton v Southampton
Burnley v Wolves
Chelsea v West Ham
Crystal Palace v Leeds
Leicester v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Everton
Man City v Watford
Norwich v Newcastle

Saturday 30 April

Aston Villa v Norwich
Everton v Chelsea
Leeds v Man City
Man Utd v Brentford
Newcastle v Liverpool
Southampton v Crystal Palace
Spurs v Leicester
Watford v Burnley
West Ham v Arsenal
Wolves v Brighton

Saturday 7 May

Arsenal v Leeds
Brentford v Southampton
Brighton v Man Utd
Burnley v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Wolves
Crystal Palace v Watford
Leicester v Everton
Liverpool v Spurs
Man City v Newcastle
Norwich v West Ham

Sunday 15 May

Aston Villa v Crystal Palace
Everton v Brentford
Leeds v Brighton
Man Utd v Chelsea
Newcastle v Arsenal
Southampton v Liverpool
Spurs v Burnley
Watford v Leicester
West Ham v Man City
Wolves v Norwich

To avoid a clash with the FA Cup Final on 14 May

Sunday 22 May

16:00 Arsenal v Everton
16:00 Brentford v Leeds
16:00 Brighton v West Ham
16:00 Burnley v Newcastle
16:00 Chelsea v Watford
16:00 Crystal Palace v Man Utd
16:00 Leicester v Southampton
16:00 Liverpool v Wolves
16:00 Man City v Aston Villa
16:00 Norwich v Spurs

Source: https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/1405072658312667139?s=19[/quote]