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[color=#000030]Confirm!

Post the link before that idi[i]o[/i]t Princek12 go reach here! [/color]

[color=#000030]LMAO @ if you are an arsenal fan! & when a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents

Lepaciousyem, so you be joker? [/color]

kodewrita:
I know you will refuse to follow this. I have been through it before.

I am not saying she's a bad girl. On the contrary she's quite good. What you have to realize is that she can be good and still want someone else.

I would actually tell you to do the hurting yourself and get out of the way of a moving train.
But we all experience these things so we can grow. It is one of the hardest things to do in life: to walk away from a girl you really like. One who fit you so much that its hard to imagine another girl who would fit the same.

But I have realized that love grows with shared history. Give yourself a chance to build a better shared history with someone else.

Love exists. Don't punish yourself with a facsimile while the true girl of your dreams walks by looking for the wrong mr right.

[color=#000030]The best comment i've read in weeks. . . Kudos![/color]

[color=#000030]A marriage is a relationship. . . "Dumboleen!" [/color]

[color=#000030]ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW MEN ARE SO SIMPLE & WOMEN SO COMPLICATED.
At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one another. (((Story Story?. . . Story! )))

Men wrote : 'I Lov[i]e[/i] sex.[/color]

[color=#000030]The Raise

Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.


Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.

Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maria: No Madam, the driver did! [/color]

[color=#000030]No offence, but your husband is weak. . .[/color]

Op i think this is just a silly joke (ie not true) I've seen this same story in one of these pointless virgin threads. 2ndly [size=15pt]why and how will a mother check her daughter regularly to know if she's still a V?[/size] And finally what was she doing with you at night if her mum is really that strict

[color=#000030]Only a stupid parent does that. . . That singular act will make a girl wanna deceive her more! Teach them right, and leave them to make their choice. . .
How are you? [/color]

[color=#000030]Since you are married with two kids, your HUSBAND is the ONLY person on earth that can handle this. . . He should do so maturely and without resentment or anger. . . Money answereth all things! No matter what options you are presented with, NEVER EVER sleep with the Lecturer, else your life would be worse than you can ever imagine.

There's nothing i can say further. Lecturers are beasts in human skin. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I asked you to be my love and you rejected. . . offer is still open! [/color]

[color=#000030]Next time you are hungry and have no money to eat, go to sleep and start dreaming. Walk into any chicken republic outlet, order for as much as you can eat, when you are done eating and they demand for money? WAKE UP! [/color]

[color=#000030]Are we really in 2012? If yes, can someone please explain to me in plain unadulterated English language, why we still have these kind of graduates from the "University of MUGU"? [/color]

[color=#000030]It's now poor girls? No longer girls, women, nigerian girls? You are discombobulated. . . Nonsense![/color]

[color=#000030]I don't understand the obsession with sex these days. . . I can't wait for the end of this system of things!

St[i]u[/i]pid parents![/color]

[color=#000030]Goodluck Jonathan [/color]

[color=#000030]It's only a dumb girl from a poverty infested background that can make such comments and behave in such manner. Do your homework on girls before you ask them out. It helps prevent some future heartbreaks and disappointment, and then pointless generalizations! How can Nigeria girls be thieves because one idiotic nincompoop refused to use her thinking faculties and went ahead to request money for shoe from a corper ?

Guys, pls refrain from spending on a girl you are not willing to marry. Abeg! [/color]

[color=#000030]Lacrissa Lacrissa Lacrissa. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]I can die for love if it comes to that. But only if she's my WIFE! I can't sacrifice for her if she's a random babe. . . NO to the power of 10![/color]

[color=#000030]She could be at cross roads now. . . Trying to choose between you two. You may not necessarily be her mugu since she's acting it out openly. Just step up the way you treat her, affection, txt messaging blah blah blah. If you give her the attention she deserves, she may not seek it elsewhere!

May the best man win. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]This Jobless man don dey front again? Leave Nigerian girls alone dammit! Cant you be proud of what is yours for once? [/color]

[color=#000030]This is so "Promantic!" [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Leave him dear. When he's tired, he'll shut up. They always shut up when they get tired, and we'll keep posting our jokes like we always do.

Author unknown, kor, Author cannot be found ni. . . Nonsense![/color]

[color=#000030]Chronic stupidity: A characteristic of Inarticulate discombobulated nincompoops. . . It's congenital, cannot be compartmentalized, and has no hope of restoration to commonsense! Effective palliative measures could be to dip the affected individual twice a day in water, else he runs amok!. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Since you claim you love each other, she's officially making you her husband, since you cannot propose to her, she's showing you the way! Don't go about using the word "love" anyhow. . . It could misfire to backfire! [/color]