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cynthiafred67:
^^ I am sorry we can't do that, there no other vacant room. .

[color=#000030]^^^
Let's use this! [/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-879307.0.html

cynthiafred67:
^^^ oh just what I need, hold me please.
#sobs#

[color=#000030]Holding already. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Lack of trust is enough. . . Don"t stay in a relationship if you cannot trust your partner. But i have to admit that there has to be instances displaying frayed trust. . . Not just an instance! [/color]

cynthiafred67:
***crying so so touchy*** #sobs#

[color=#000030]Lemme kiss those tears away. . . [/color]

michelin89:
Some girls are she-goats so beating them does them a lot of good.

[color=#000030]Smh! [/color]

I see you my nigga :d

[color=#000030]I see you too! [/color]

[color=#000030]Gimme some minutes! [/color]

DONkollione:
na romance section na em funny pass i must confes, i hv neva laffed liek dis b4. dis mr cork tooo baddtttt,

[color=#000030]For real. . . The jokes section is DEAD!

The nonsense projan & Npjc bullshitoloqy is burying it![/color]

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You are on your own o. [/color]

[color=#000030]If you are a Good naija boy, all is well. Else, dont expect the good ones. You cant be bad and rotten and expect good! [/color]

hmm feeling him?


eyes closed!

[color=#000030]Yes! Feeling him. . . What is your own "concernment?" [/color]

booqee:
Whoa. . . .dis is fantastic, . . . .and cokastic, maltinastic, palmwinestic! Lovely
i'm feeling you!

[color=#000030]I'm feeling you too. Have you had lunch?[/color]

slimyem:

[color=#000030]Are you hungry? I could make you lunch. Just place your order. . . [/color]

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I copied it actually. [/color]

Idowuogbo:
U b goat o hahahahahahha!!!

Ayam seriously ofuscating wiv dis ur bullshitology Son carry go jare u are allowed to indicate and navigate.

[color=#000030]Navigate i am. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I'm 48 and still live in my parents house. . . Is that enough a problem?[/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=879307.msg10268705#msg10268705 date=1330125339]LMAO@I'd discombobulate until eternity. [/quote]

@sexkillz- U̶̲̥̅̊ dey craze o.

[color=#000030]Na today? I wan share the craze abeg! E don too full my head. Carry suya come o![/color]

[color=#000030]Chima what's wrong?

I'd discombobulate till eternity o jare. . .  I'm free to vibrate.[/color]

[color=#000030][size=48pt]Dum Dum, This is the ROMANCE SECTION! [/size][/color]

[color=#000030]^^
Hey dear! Get in here when you need to Until the other is fixed![/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-879307.0.html

[color=#000030]Off topic Zone![/color]

[color=#000030]Area 51

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51?


Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret base, They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-thing" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane, only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said,Do anything you want to me, lock me up, throw away the key, ANYTHING you want! But my wife is in the plane with me and you have GOT to tell her where I was last night![/color]

olaak1:
Hi are U a very good looking sexy spinster living in J town; u must be ready 2 settle down b4 this yr runs out pls let's talk my nos is 08130631423 thanks.;

[color=#000030]In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?


Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible?; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?[/color]

swtchicgurl:
wat's joystick?

[color=#000030]NL's filter word for Pe-nis![/color]

[color=#000030]booqee na wa o [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-878744.0.html

[color=#000030]Copy cat![/color]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=878996.msg10267706#msg10267706 date=1330114935]toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, [size=17pt]If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)[/size] [/quote]

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Which wise goat brained dumb drunk gods? Calling their toy god wise is an insult to wise Animals!

The gods are DRUNK! [/color]

[color=#000030]There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.


After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, 'Children are a gift from God,' he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.'

And the congregation said, 'Amen' [/color]