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[color=#000030]OP, you cant differentiate Killz from other user's even if it was smeared on your face. . . Dumb medieval FOOL! Keep it up, at least you are giving the gossipers something to yap about. Like that one with open mouths up there! [/color]

[color=#000030]Are you discombobulated? How can 100.1% of Nigerians be ugly, but you still maintain that there are few beautiful ones? Don't you understand what 100.1% is? [/color]

[color=#000030]It's better to be faceless than have a face that looks like a half burnt puff puff. *MizzGood, take note!*

BTW, how's Australia? [/color]

[color=#000030]Do we still have dumb idiots of this magnitude, 2 months into a new year? Jesus Christ![/color]

[color=#000030]You wish! [/color]

[color=#000030]You know you are local if you ask for Mineral instead of Coca cola! [/color]

[color=#000030]@ emmatok, redsquare, strangest, amarula, gree-die, lalaosky, raxxye and all the rest who love good jokes when they see one. . . Thank you! As long as it is a joke, i dont care where it came from. It's not as if i'm defending a science project here. Jokes are meant to be copied and shared. The first time i saw this joke was in 2004. Seeing it on my friends FB page, i laughed over it again, i copied and pasted. Should i reference the page from 2004, or should i reference the friend i copied it from, who obviously copied it from someone that copied it from someone else?

@ IRAPADA!
Bad Badder baddest! [/color]

[color=#000030]LMAO! [/color]

[color=#000030]Abeg make una donate laugh na. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]She couldn't be "righter!" [/color]

[color=#000030]Ok O. Oya choice your choose. I get bitter leaf soup with oporoko. . . (mrs Chima's Fav)


No be that catering practical of that day o! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=879307.msg10273810#msg10273810 date=1330205352]I was going to bounce the added calories off tonight.    [/quote][color=#000030]Why didnt you say so earlier. . . Oh, i forgot. you are discombobulated! [/color]


[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=879307.msg10273810#msg10273810 date=1330205352]Wait a minute! You don't want me to kill him with my farts, but he can kill me with his?!!!![/quote][color=#000030]^^^
Nah, you cant die! Igbo men's fart don't smell! Ask around! [/color]

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Stop shouting. . . We know! [/color]

[color=#000030]. . . . .And the moral of the story is that Men NEVER understand what women say! [/color]

I want Jollef rice and suya with orange Fanta. I would like my egg poached and one mango sliced.

Can you add extra dose of Maggie seasoning on my Jollef rice? Thanks!

I am craving the donut from Mr. Bigg's and a cone from Frosty's.

[color=#000030]The answer is NOOOOOOO! You cant have it o!

Reason is that these foods have a high fart content. i dont want you killing my brother with poisonous human gas! [/color]

[color=#000030]Man and a Women driving on the road (Visual Joke)

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A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road

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When they pass each other,
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Immediately the man shouts back
BI[b]T[/b]CH!

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reacted so quickly to the shouting woman,
and takes the turn in the road with high speed
He has an accident with a HORSE

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[color=#000030]^^^
Badosky, You go drink pepsi ni?   I heard it's now an energy drink!

Slimyem. . . When did you retire from pepsi? You must have been a heavyweight "drunker" of pepsi to  know what it tastes like. [/color]

Exactly my point. You do not wait for someone to commend you about the posting before you reply that you copied it. You are supposed to cite the source at the moment you posted someone else's work. Even though you said you "copied it" in your comment, you failed to provide the source from which you copied it.

And you do not have to directly attribute someone else's work as yours to commit plagiarism. You commit plagiarism when you fail to give credit to work that was not yours.

Since you are most likely a product of Nigeria's failed educational system, you believe it is proper to copy jokes from someone else's website, post it on Nairaland, and fail to give attribution to the source as long as you don't state that it was your own work. That thinking is flawed, my brother, and in civilized societies you could be expelled from school and be guilty of the act plagiarism or, even more serious, copyright infringement.

Just take this as a learning experience and move on. This is because next time you post something, no one will know whether it was copied from another source or whether it was your own work product. There is a presumption that a literary work without citation is the work product of the person who wrote or posted it.

[color=#000030]I wonder what your problem is. . .and i DONT care.
This thread was created in the jokes section. Now if you dont go to all the threads on the jokes section, and demand for the links to all the jokes there, you are a FOOL!
Jokers do not post the links to where they get the jokes from. . . You dont have to be dumb to understand that!

This, like all other jokes in the jokes section is COPIED! Go therefore and demand copyright for all the jokes on NL or remain a what? A FOOL! [/color]

Rashedat - mostly very dark in complexshn
[size=15pt]Bukky - mostly heavy breasted and ve masiv Bottom[/size]
Amina - mostly shy and reserved
Joseph - never ugly
Patience - never patient
Funmi/kemi - neva a dull moment with them
Eteh - always horni
Hadiza - never ugly
Mary - most are still virgins at age 20
Adamu - usually slow but strong headed

[color=#000030]***Peeps at Booque's profile***

Booooooque! Report to my chambers. . . Fast! [/color]

[color=#000030]Yo! How do you waan it? Are you crazy enough? [/color]

[color=#000030]A WIFE'S PRAYER. . . .

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom
to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray
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I'll beat him to death. . .AMEN! [/color]

pendo89:
Ayanle. You make me laugh really.You are a woriah from somalia calling your fellow wolalos slaves and you do not consider yourself African?
And you claim the west suffers from inferiority complex?
fyi your so called 'superior' population has spilled over to neighbouring countries cz your 'superior pathetic and not economically rewarding attitude' just cant help you live at peace with each other.

do u reside in Somalia ,the West, Eastleigh,South C/B or Komarock?? forget it I know ur are not in somalia!! I wonder why?

Look here, the US doesn't bother with you. Infact they dont give a damn about your existence. Oh thank God for the conference that just ended. At least you made headlines for the right reasons.If US  wants oil they know where to tap it and there are many countries in the East with oil for them to be bothered with the litres in somalia. The US you blame only rem u when one of their own is kidnapped for ransom.

You are the guys bothering the neighbouring and the International community as a whole. Its your own people brewing trouble in your own background making it impossible for you guys to be self sufficient [size=17pt]And you claim to be better than black Africa? Somalia whether white or black is the worst place on earth and the people are the dirtiest. Ask me and I will tell you how you guys live! You can make a whole country shut down due to dirt and filth!!
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Since your problems are manmade and I can see its affecting the way you guys view the rest of Africa I would beg you to go deal with those fellows stopping you from tilling your land during rainy seasons and give the NGO'S and the world a break.

Or better still, copy paste N.somalia to Alaska.

[color=#000030]Pendo you are WICKED! [/color]

[color=#000030]Hah! I ordered 50cl pepsi o! I no wan hear story. . . Btw, arent you supposed to be slim? [/color]

7footre:
Quote your source man don't take other ppls glory! Weirdfacts.com!!!

[color=#000030]This is the Jokes section. . . [/color]

A guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.

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Bro, let's just stick with "bush meat" At least we understand it's meat from the bush! [/color]

^hey!
[size=13pt]Those two plates were just to wet my appetite,[/size]
Besides,i didnt get no coke to go with it!
I'm not satisfied!

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Ok, the coke is coming!

Slimyem! I'm discombobulated! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif[/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Just make a little research and you'll see. . . [/color]

If past tense of:

Take-Took

then why is

Bake not Book

[color=#000030]I tire o! [/color]

@OP:

Next time you copy someone else's work, please provide the source from which the reference was copied. They call it attribution.

[color=#000030]Where did i say it was my work? In a hurry to label the thread as copied, you forgot to read comment no 6 on this thread, where after someone commended me for the nice post, i replied that it was copied! Did you not see that? Or did you just post for posting sake? Na wa o!

I copy jokes off the internet and paste on the jokes section, have i ever attributed them as mine? Do i have to reference all the jokes i copy? This is just another copied joke. Shame on you for not noticing that!

BTW, here is the link to the jokes so far. . .  Enjoy a good joke and forget your "i too sabi" [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-853328.0.html

cynthiafred67:
Killz I am hungry too.

[color=#000030]Yours is special! What would you like to eat?[/color]

slimyem:
^its been more than 'some minutes' already!
So much rumbling  here in my stomach.
How hard is making beef noodle stew?
Ugh!

[color=#000030]Jeez! You have quite an appetite! Didn't you just finish two plates?
But it was delicious, wasn't it? [/color]